Funny story: Coroner orders Carradine tool closet caper re-enactment following naked Bristol Palin tattoo autopsy find

Coroner orders Carradine tool closet caper re-enactment following naked Bristol Palin tattoo autopsy find

Phuket - (Silken Ropes Ass Mess): A Bangcock Coroner has ordered a re-enactment of David Carradine's hotel tool cupboard choking sex game after finding a tattoo of a naked, prepubescent Bristol Palin on the Kill Bill actor's private parts. Volunte...
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Funny story: Swastika crop circle closes Royal Ascot

Swastika crop circle closes Royal Ascot

Ascot, Berks - (Shergar Ass Mess): Groundsmen are working round the clock to replace over £100,000 of turf after a swastika crop circle appeared in Ascot Racecourse's Royal Enclosure. The Third Reich effigy materialised overnight following a Troop...
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Funny story: Inventor Of The Air Guitar, Hector Peckert Found Dead In Closet!

Inventor Of The Air Guitar, Hector Peckert Found Dead In Closet!

Inventor of the Air Guitar, Hector Peckert has died during a solo sex game that somehow went wrong, according to sources in Nagales, Arizona, where he was found dead as a peckertwood on Friday. The body of Peckert was discovered in a hotel room wh...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.Com goes Digital to save David Letterman and Free Speech from Sarah Palin

TheSpoof.Com goes Digital to save David Letterman and Free Speech from Sarah Palin

London, England - That's right TheSpoof.com has gone the way of analog TV and pulled the plug, leaving its fans without their daily fix of satire, unless they had the foresight to take advantage of a government coupon to purchase a satire/joke conver...
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Funny story: Cher's Daughter Chastity Bono To Get A Penis

Cher's Daughter Chastity Bono To Get A Penis

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Chastity Bono, the 40-year-old daughter of 70s icons Sonny and Cher has announced that she wants to play on the boy's team. The daughter of one of the most popular music duos of all-time said that she will have the sexual reassign...
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Funny story: Man Sells Wife, 59, On eBay

Man Sells Wife, 59, On eBay

A manin Staffordshie achieved the kind of notoriety he hadn't bargained for today when he became the first person in the world to sell his wife on eBay. The man, Gerald Bodge from Lichfield, married his wife Deidre in 1976, but their relationship...
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Funny story: Oprah to Eat Tapeworm in Weight-loss, Ratings Bid

Oprah to Eat Tapeworm in Weight-loss, Ratings Bid

TV's Oprah Winfrey is preparing to try a life-threatening medical gamble to guarantee the huge weight loss she has promised viewers. The tubby talk titan hopes to shed at least half of her current 600 pounds in just six weeks. Oprah intends to s...
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Funny story: Swine Health Organization declares human terror pandemic alert

Swine Health Organization declares human terror pandemic alert

Swine Health Organization of World (SHOW) has raised the human terror alert level to 10 from the normal level 9, following rumors that millions of extra pigs may be culled by humans, in addition to over 35 lakh pigs that are slaughtered daily in slau...
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Funny story: Scientist Names New Species After Wife: Nagging Bitch Shrew

Scientist Names New Species After Wife: Nagging Bitch Shrew

Rodentologist Nigel Screwdup was tip toeing through the jungles of Borneo in search of new species when he heard a repetitive shrill screech. Upon further investigation Screwdup discovered an immaculately appointed nest. The Welch vermin expert stake...
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Funny story: Ronaldo Transfer for 80 million (pesetas)

Ronaldo Transfer for 80 million (pesetas)

Manchester Utd manager Sir Alec Ferguson was fuming today when he found out that the transfer fee paid for Christiano Ronaldo was not 80milion pounds as originally thought but was actually 80million pesetas. Traditional Values Although pesetas...
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Funny story: Small Shops Fight Back Against Supermarket Giants

Small Shops Fight Back Against Supermarket Giants

Small shops have been long struggling against competition from the supermarket giants, but a leading lifestyle guru from Salford has explained that there is a place among the commercial giants for the small trader. Andy Ladd told small traders tha...
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Funny story: "Reformed" BNP leader Nick "Adolf'" Griffin recognises the power of publicity and should fucking pay for the pleasure!

"Reformed" BNP leader Nick "Adolf'" Griffin recognises the power of publicity and should fucking pay for the pleasure!

BNP leader Nick "Adolf" Griffin and well known "ex Nazi" in a triumphant speech given after hacking inroads into the British/European political spectrums mentioned a certain satirical website, which cannot be named for certain illegal reasons, for co...
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Funny story: Sacha Baron Cohen To Star As Clay Aiken

Sacha Baron Cohen To Star As Clay Aiken

HOLLYWOOD - Sacha Baron Cohen is definitely in the building. The twisted comic, lately seems to be getting more media attention that even Dick "The Dick" Cheney, who finally after eight years of uttering maybe 114 words as vice-president came out of...
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Funny story: The Art of Sex

The Art of Sex

Sex is a duty if done with your wife. It becomes art if done with your lover. It is classified as education if done with a virgin. It becomes a business transaction if done with a prostitute. It could be called Social work if done with a divorcee, or charity work if done with a widow. However, it can only be called a sacrifice if done with your own hand.
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Funny story: Madonna Takes Lead in Baby Auctions

Madonna Takes Lead in Baby Auctions

Dickenson VA (FTB newswire) The wheels of Madonna's private Gulfstream jet had barely graced the runway at Robert E Lee Memorial Airport when the crowd broke into cheers. The aging pop idol is on the second leg of her whirlwind, Buy, Buy Baby World T...
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Funny story: Peaches Geldof joins BNP in latest publicity stunt

Peaches Geldof joins BNP in latest publicity stunt

In her latest desperate publicity stunt, Peaches Geldof, the talentless never-been who is famous only for being the daughter of a has-been, has joined the BNP. After a fake marriage to some guy out of a crap band, a fake drugs overdose, and preten...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean really fired for not being in two places at once?

Carrie Prejean really fired for not being in two places at once?

Los Angeles, California - As the now former Miss USA's scheduling records will eventually prove, if ever they are released under this politically charged atmosphere not experienced since the Salem witch-burning saga during the colonial era of pre-Ame...
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Funny story: E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

(Atlanta-GA) Marine Rick Duncan said he survived the attacks on the Pentagon of September 11th. He then claimed surviving a roadside bomb in Iraq. The problem? He was never a Marine or even in the United State Armed Forces. And his name isn't Rick Du...
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Funny story: Doubts Cast Over David Carradine From Beyond The Grave Spoof Submission

Doubts Cast Over David Carradine From Beyond The Grave Spoof Submission

Doubts were raised today regarding the authenticity of an article supposedly submitted by recently deceased rope wanker David Carradine to satirical website TheSpoof.com The article contains references to the late actor's apparent accidental death...
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Funny story: C.Ronaldo reveals the truth behind mega-deal between Man U and Perez, King of Real Madrid!

C.Ronaldo reveals the truth behind mega-deal between Man U and Perez, King of Real Madrid!

C. Ronaldo flogged for 80.000.000,00 nicker to Spanish giants Real Madrid has been telling excited reporters why he desperately wanted to leave Man Utd and also divulged some details of his new contract. Firstly Ronny named Roonie as the main r...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Gets 200 Million Hits, Storms Writer Chart

Spoof Writer Gets 200 Million Hits, Storms Writer Chart

A previously little known writer for satirical websites has broken all records at legendary satirical spoofery website TheSpoof.com by racking up a mind boggling 200 million hits in three hours. Site administrators were left agog as the hits piled...
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Funny story: Madonna Accidentally Adopts Obama's Niece

Madonna Accidentally Adopts Obama's Niece

Malawi-- Aging rock star Madonna finalized her adoption of another African baby from the impoverished country of Malawi. Madonna was pleasantly surprised to discover her new daughter, Mercy, comes with a distinguished pedigree. The little girl is a...
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Funny story: Se7en - Not Really A Lucky Number

Se7en - Not Really A Lucky Number

It has finally been officially verified by academics and researchers from Fluffborough University that seven is not really a lucky number. In fact, no number is any luckier than any other number, despite Lene Lovitch having a 1970's hit with 'My Luck...
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Funny story: Woman Sues Pharmaceutical Company After Growing Penis

Woman Sues Pharmaceutical Company After Growing Penis

A West Texas woman, Mrs. Jean Smith, told reporters Friday that she had been told that her husband's "penis helper" would also help her so she began taking them a few months ago. Then she noticed a growth and went to see a Doctor Juan across the bord...
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Funny story: Man United In £94 Million Transfer Bid For Irish Soccer Genius

Man United In £94 Million Transfer Bid For Irish Soccer Genius

Man United officials today prepared to smash the world transfer record as they boarded a plane bound for Dublin. It's been strongly hinted at, that following Cristiano Ronaldo's Real Madrid move United are prepared to flex their financial muscle by p...
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Funny story: Man United Fans Are All Lying Bastards

Man United Fans Are All Lying Bastards

This was the astonishing claim made today by Donald Skoob, a janitor and general dogsbody at Salford University following Cristiano Ronaldo's sensational £80 million move to Real Madrid. He told us: "All these United fans who keep popping up sayin...
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Funny story: Can panty leg elastic save the planet?

Can panty leg elastic save the planet?

Sir Clive Sinclair, well-known for his C5 tricycle and the ZX Spectrum home computer has patented a revolutionary electrical generator that is powered by panty elastic. In a break with tradition, Sir Clive has assigned the patent rights "to all of...
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Funny story: Lady Thatcher Actually Critical After Fall

Lady Thatcher Actually Critical After Fall

London, Yesterday - Lady Thatcher, former Prime Minister, is critical in hospital after a fall. This news follows a statement from St Tobacco's hospital in London that she only had a broken arm and was being kept in "Just because she's really, really...
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Funny story: Lily Allen Lambasts BNP And Everything Else

Lily Allen Lambasts BNP And Everything Else

Crap chanteuse Lily Allen, who has been gobbing off a lot recently has levelled her acerbic wit at the BNP, which seems fair enough to most people, but describing them as; 'Not very nice people at all' has been regarded by many observers as not going...
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Funny story: Ronaldo In My House In Hollywood In Paris

Ronaldo In My House In Hollywood In Paris

£80 million Real Madrid soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his lucrative move to the Spanish giants by going out on the lash in Hollywood. Ronaldo was seen and snapped by photographers in My House nightclub in Hollywood knocking back the dri...
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Funny story: Thrifty Tips #1

Thrifty Tips #1

In this current economic crisis, here at The Daily Tripe we like to think that we are looking after you, the reader, and putting YOUR interests first. With that in mind, we have decided to write an occasional series highlighting 'Thrifty Tips' patronisingly showing you how to save money, often with disastrous effects. The first in the series shows how to eat for less than a quid. Last nig...
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Funny story: Ex PM In X Rated X-Ray Shocker

Ex PM In X Rated X-Ray Shocker

Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister was rushed dramatically to hospital last night for x-rays following a fall at her home. It was revealed that she had sustained a broken arm in the accident. Lady Thatcher, 83 is reportedly a bit doddery...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Pissed Off - Challenges David Letterman To A Duel

Sarah Palin Pissed Off - Challenges David Letterman To A Duel

WASILLA, Alaska - The Wasilla Wilderness Gazette stated that Governor Sarah Palin is tremendously upset with David Letterman for making jokes about her family that she said were way out of line. The Alaskan governor remarked that the CBS talk show...
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Funny story: Doubts Expressed Over Five Times A Day Sex Claim Of Former Spice Girl

Doubts Expressed Over Five Times A Day Sex Claim Of Former Spice Girl

Women we spoke to this morning generally poured cold water over the claims of ex-Spice Girl Mel B that she has sex five times a day with her current beau. As well as being a working mum who also adheres to a vigorous exercise regime. "Now that's t...
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Funny story: Did The Oprah Costa Nostra Cause Jolie's "Accident"?

Did The Oprah Costa Nostra Cause Jolie's "Accident"?

Although the Oprah Costa Nostra has denied it, the recent "accident" that led to Angelina Jolie's head injury has left fans and people in general wondering if there's any truth in the accident's rumor. Oprah is the #1 most influential person in th...
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Funny story: Thatcher breaks arm in Kinga Legg death trail mystery

Thatcher breaks arm in Kinga Legg death trail mystery

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Baroness Thatcher has been discharged from the Royal Freak Hospital's A&E department following an arm fracture sustained during frantic whitewashing activities in the Kinga Legg murder cover-up in Paris. Mrs T was d...
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Funny story: Ghosts Of Old TV Shows Haunt Analog TV

Ghosts Of Old TV Shows Haunt Analog TV

Hollywood CA-- Americans are turning on their old TV sets today and seeing ghosts. They are discovering old TV shows never really die, they go on forever and ever. Old TV shows have immortal shows too, and they still want to be seen and heard.
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Funny story: Q&A : Advice about swine 'flu

Q&A : Advice about swine 'flu

What is swine 'flu? Swine 'flu is a strain of a generally harmless respiratory disease, that has killed 141 people out of 4 billion humans in the world How dangerous is it? If hearing about it every day 'til your blood pressure shoots through the roof is dangerous, it's dangerous How worried should people be about something that's about as likely to affect you as being struck three tim...
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Funny story: Ronaldo denies £80million transfer to Real Madrid is for the money

Ronaldo denies £80million transfer to Real Madrid is for the money

Football star Ronaldo has denied that his transfer from Manchester United to Real Madrid is all about money. At a press conference earlier today he denied that the transfer was for no other reason than he wanted to go to Madrid to that he could en...
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Funny story: Jade Goody's Mum-World Exclusive

Jade Goody's Mum-World Exclusive

Jade Goody's Mum has turned her back on Britain and lady loving. The former muff muncher Jackiey Budden has found love in the arms of a former soldier now stationed in Spain. Jackiey who had been forgotten about until she phoned us up, says it fe...
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Funny story: Redneck Learns To Use Internet - Torments Spoof Writers!

Redneck Learns To Use Internet - Torments Spoof Writers!

A redneck reader of TheSpoof.com has put spoof writers in his s*** list. Intolerant of opinions alien to his own, he is exacting a terrible revenge on those with thinking tangential to his own. He has found a horrible means of inflicting his ange...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert To Run For Governor of California

Adam Lambert To Run For Governor of California

SAN DIEGO - American Idol contestant Adam Lambert told Anderson Cooper that now that he has signed a record deal with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions his next goal is to be elected governor of California. Lambert said that The Left Coast Amal...
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Funny story: President Dines in Hell

President Dines in Hell

Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) The White House Press core went on an unexpected journey this noon. They followed the President and Vice President through the gates of Hell. The short jaunt to a Hade's favorite, called Ray's Hell Burger gave the repor...
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Funny story: Obama Out as QB For Green Bay

Obama Out as QB For Green Bay

Green Bay, Wisconsin - Barrack Obama will not be playing for the Green Bay Packers this year after all. The two parties couldn't come to terms on a contract during a last minute negotiating session here and Mr. Obama flew back to Washington on Air Fo...
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Funny story: UK Terracotta Warriors Discovered

UK Terracotta Warriors Discovered

Archaeologists in the UK announced this morning that an army of terracotta warriors had been unearthed during the execution of an archaeological dig near Dudley in the West Midlands. The finding, reportedly the biggest event in UK archaeological h...
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Funny story: Rich Bankers At Risk

Rich Bankers At Risk

Rich bankers were today warned that their excessive lifestyles could be putting their lives at risk, following the fatal shooting, with a gun, of a rich French banker. The banker, who cannot be named, even though the case has been described in det...
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Funny story: Manic Depressive Cheers Up

Manic Depressive Cheers Up

A manic depressive today emerged from a London clinic and announced to the world that after years of suffering from this debilitating condition, he has officially cheered up. Doctors couldn't specify what brought about the sudden change in the pat...
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