Funny story: Obama Takes Control of Bankrupt Michael Jackson, Inc, US Taxpayers Now Own 75% of Pedophile Records!

Obama Takes Control of Bankrupt Michael Jackson, Inc, US Taxpayers Now Own 75% of Pedophile Records!

San Francisco, California - In fast breaking financial news, a joint conference headlining House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Banking Head Barney Frank, and Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner, the US government announced it had stepped in and assumed contr...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse is not dead

Amy Winehouse is not dead

Despite gossip to the contrary, it was officially announced today that Amy Winehouse is not dead, and that fans who recently purchased tickets to her concert in Glasgow will not be eligible for a refund. The news prompted a spate of gun purchasin...
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Funny story: Jim Never Fixed It

Jim Never Fixed It

Allegations were made earlier today that Jimmy Saville, AKA Jim'll Fix It, failed to actually fix it. Indeed, rather than fix it the old fool spent his time trying to blagg free ice cream. Monte Lynch said "I wrote to Jim asking him if I could sco...
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Funny story: Washington's remains found at NJ construction site

Washington's remains found at NJ construction site

(AP) - Hoboken NJ: What appear to be the remains of the first U.S President have been unearthed at the site of a new Wal-Mart here. The discovery was made by backhoe operator, Nunzio Crapola., 36, who holds a PhD in Pre-Columbian Forensic Pathology f...
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Funny story: Thrifty Tips #4

Thrifty Tips #4

Part 4 of our occasional series, brought to you occasionally, is quite possibly the biggest money spinner ever to be published on a free public website. It is so big, potentially, that I am in two minds as to whether to carry on writing or go and see if it has actually worked for myself. You see, I am in the early stages of trials for this Thrifty Tip, but I am so excited about the potential...
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Funny story: Pro-Midget Group Seeks TV Ban on "Midget"

Pro-Midget Group Seeks TV Ban on "Midget"

The Association for Banning the Use of "Midget" (A.B.U.M) has called on the F.C.C. to ban the use of the word "midget" on TV commercials featuring Joan Rivers. "Every midget is dehumanized and minimized by society every time one of us tiny frea...
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Funny story: Martians Warned To Stay Away From Jackson Memorial

Martians Warned To Stay Away From Jackson Memorial

Martians have been strongly advised to stay away from the Michael Jackson Memorial at the Staples Center in LA, even if they have paid extortionate prices for event tickets on e-Bay. "Michael was one of us," the Rev Al Sharpton preached. "He lived...
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Funny story: Mystery of London "Mothman"

Mystery of London "Mothman"

Londoners who regularly visit the South Bank will probably know of the existence of Mothman. For several years he has brought a brand of unusual and inspirational entertainment to passers by with his "dashing, dazzling moths". However, Mothman fa...
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Funny story: iPhone Porn App Pulled By Rotten Apple Corp.

iPhone Porn App Pulled By Rotten Apple Corp.

Las Vegas, NV - iPhone Porn software developers, Wing Nguyen and Joe 'The Bone' Bonazzio are flipping mad today as the result of Apple shutting down the duos porn app, 'Swedish Chicken Delight'; a euphemism for fully frontal nude porn. The applicatio...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's drug dealers filmed jacking Queen up on smack

Michael Jackson's drug dealers filmed jacking Queen up on smack

Buckingham Palace - (Penumbral Eclipse Mess): The search for CIA-hired drug dealers who dispatched Michael Jackson to anaesthetic oblivion is over. Two of the toxic desperados have been caught on Palace CCTV cranking HM the Queen's arm and shootin...
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Funny story: The 2009 Thought Police Are Here

The 2009 Thought Police Are Here

Science teacher Helene Gaither of Paducah, Kentucky South Middle School on her last day of school before Summer vacation was showing a CD on the uses of science applications to one's life in general and while the film as rolling, doodled on a piece o...
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Funny story: Obama visits Putin and his powerless sidekick Madman Medvedev!

Obama visits Putin and his powerless sidekick Madman Medvedev!

Dressed to kill, the Obama family winged into a freezing, wet and windy Moscow for a wild - west showdown with Mein Herr Putin and his notorious slave sidekick, "Charles Manson Lookalike" Dmitry Medvedev. Obamas family left the US dressed in brigh...
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Funny story: Mrs. O'Leary's Diary Found; It Wasn't Her Cow

Mrs. O'Leary's Diary Found; It Wasn't Her Cow

The diary of former Chicago resident Catherine O'Leary, who's cow was accused of starting the Great Chicago Fire of 1871, has been found in an old trunk in a Chicago antique store. Mrs. O'Leary (1827 to 1895) has long been accused of leaving a ker...
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Funny story: UFOs Charge Ransom for Abductees

UFOs Charge Ransom for Abductees

Smithfield, ND - It appears even our extraterrestrial overlords are feeling the crunch in these tough economic times, as they have begun charging for the return of persons abducted in rural areas. "I got this call, and they were all like 'If you w...
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Funny story: Blind boy sees man steal pie from window ledge

Blind boy sees man steal pie from window ledge

Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father is once again in the news after claiming he saw a man steal some of his fathers pie. Mr and Mr Dick had just finished baking...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Role Model? The answer is more than just a punch line.

Sarah Palin: Role Model? The answer is more than just a punch line.

(New York-NY) For my loyal readers, all five, you're used to my point of view clothed in the satire of news parody. Not exactly "The Onion", but at times I like to think they come to the level of a scallion, perhaps a leek. But something happened this weekend that simply forced me to come out from behind the parody. An event so seismic that I'm convinced like Jennifer Lopez's red carpet Grammy "t...
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Funny story: Megan Fox Topless In Woods - Badger Panics

Megan Fox Topless In Woods - Badger Panics

The sight of one of the sexiest women in the world wandering topless in the woods today sent a badger into a frenzied panic. It happened as Fox was filming scenes for her upcoming horror movie, The Vampire Josey Wales. Fox, whose breasts have been...
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Funny story: Two Thongs Don't Make A Kite

Two Thongs Don't Make A Kite

A schoolboy genius has failed to create a kite from two borrowed thongs belonging to his sister. Little Billy Brenner from Newcastle set out to prove an old adage and succeeded. Unfortunately for Billy, her misheard the adage '2 wrongs don't make...
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Funny story: US Onion claims TheSpoof.com is nothing more than a satirical tabloid Sun!

US Onion claims TheSpoof.com is nothing more than a satirical tabloid Sun!

A frustrated US Onion has started a cold satirical war, claiming that TheSpoof.com is just a satirical tabloid site similair to other " non-serious" tabloid newspapers, only interested in high ratings, sex, Michael Jackson and other shallow stories.
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Funny story: Lily Allen is Retarded

Lily Allen is Retarded

Pop singer Lily Allen has been classified mentally retarded by the National Retard Awareness Trust. The Z-list star has displayed signs of retardation for years - the large roundy eyes, the small tight mouth and roundy face - and even acts like o...
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Funny story: Man Eating Tiger Shot

Man Eating Tiger Shot

Police has shot a man who entered an open cage and attempted to eat a Siberian tiger. Dave Reynolds, 24, sneaked into the tiger enclosure during his lunch break from his job as a shoeshine boy. Stunned onlookers watched in horror as Reynolds pou...
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Funny story: 3-Legged Man falls in love with Photographer

3-Legged Man falls in love with Photographer

A 3-legged man has become engaged to a woman he met at his brothers wedding. Barry Lincoln, or 'Tripod' to his friends, met Suzy Crabtree who was acting as the photographer at his bothers wedding. Barry had given up all hope of finding love and w...
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Funny story: Pensioner Completes World's Tiniest Jigsaw Puzzle

Pensioner Completes World's Tiniest Jigsaw Puzzle

Archie Craddock has become the oldest pensioner in the World to complete the Worlds most tiny and difficult jigsaw puzzle. Mr. Craddock, 96, received the puzzle as a Christmas present from his dear beloved father, who had just returned from the fr...
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Funny story: Imaginary Man makes Reappearance in Blackpool

Imaginary Man makes Reappearance in Blackpool

The infamous Imaginary Man has once again made a spectacular appearance in Blackpool - this time floating 70ft in the air and waving at passers-by. One local B&B owner who witnessed the apparition said that she taught he had a 'kindly' face an...
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Funny story: Granny Kisses 120 Babies in a minute

Granny Kisses 120 Babies in a minute

A widowed grandmother broke the World record for baby kissing at a local shopping centre today. Patricia Kensington, 68, stopped and kissed 120 babies while standing by the shopping trolley parking bay. Mrs. Kensington's task was to grab each terr...
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Funny story: Second English Civil War breaks out after most blatant case of copying in British history

Second English Civil War breaks out after most blatant case of copying in British history

Just as Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell was enjoying a quiet retirement at his farm in Merrie England, growing potatoes and bigotry, and burning chaff and straw and Roman Catholics, a delegation of Puritans arrived at his humble 12,000 acre estate, to...
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Funny story: President Signs Climate-Energy Bill

President Signs Climate-Energy Bill

In an effort to stem global warming, curb greenhouse gas emissions and to address growing water shortages, President Barack Obama singed into law a bill proposing landmark legislation that will affect the way most Americans live. The president add...
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Funny story: Nobody's Going to Scarborough Fair

Nobody's Going to Scarborough Fair

Ticketmaster has reported that, according to ticket sales, nobody is going to Scarborough Fair. While many people have asked each other, "Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?", no one is reported to have answered in the affirmative. Additionally, v...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Mouth Disease

Lindsay Lohan Has Mouth Disease

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has now came down with foot-in-mouth's disease. Whenever she opens it, in goes the foot and who knows what's going to come out? At her birthday last week she spent the day apologizing for slamming Colette, a high class st...
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Funny story: American tennis player found dead: Andy Murray supporters suspected

American tennis player found dead: Andy Murray supporters suspected

Metropolitan Police have issued a call for witnesses to a dramatic murder that occurred just near Scotland Yard headquarters. Authorities reported that a high profile American tennis players body was found on the pavement early this morning and i...
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Funny story: Suspicious Package Closes Edinburgh Airport

Suspicious Package Closes Edinburgh Airport

Security staff at Britain's fifth favourite airport have evacuated the complex following the discovery of a suspicious package. The closure occurred on Monday afternoon after staff were alerted to the package by concerned travellers. "It looked...
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Funny story: British Scientists discover new British sickness, "Loseritis"

British Scientists discover new British sickness, "Loseritis"

Scientists have recently been studying the lack of British sporting success at the very top global tournaments in mainline sports and have come up with some astonishing results leading to the confirmation of a idiosyncratic disease called "Loseritis"...
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Funny story: Michael Jacks Son?

Michael Jacks Son?

According to Yahoo, "Swan Flu," "Brack Obama," Michael Jack's Son and "Paperview boxing" are among the top misspelled words typed into the Yahoo search engines in the last month, says Yahoo word editor Ada McPeak. "These things jump out at us, esp...
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Funny story: Richard Hammond Lost in the Wilderness

Richard Hammond Lost in the Wilderness

The long anticipated brand new series of Top Gear started 2 weeks ago. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May have been recently filming more episodes for the fantastic 13th season of the hit BBC car show. The Challenge Producers of Top...
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Funny story: Brad & Angie split

Brad & Angie split

Gossip has been rife recently about Brad & Angelina splitting, but the truth has finally surfaced. Brad & Angelina are splitting because of the secret meeting between Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston. During their 2 hour brunch, An...
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Funny story: Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel Collapse Caused By Hot Dog Eating Contestants

Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel Collapse Caused By Hot Dog Eating Contestants

Kiptopeke, Va. - Two contestants of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest struck the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel around 6:30 this morning. The two were indulging in an early moring swim in an effort to burn off the extra calories they had acquired...
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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs escapes again

Ronnie Biggs escapes again

Ronnie Biggs, the Great Train Robber has escaped from hospital after he was told that he had been refused parole by Jack Straw. A spokesperson for the Home Office said that he escaped when two prison officers guarding him were distracted by a nurs...
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Funny story: Former NFL Quarterback Steve McNair Was Murdered With Girlfriend

Former NFL Quarterback Steve McNair Was Murdered With Girlfriend

A former quarterback for the NFL's Titans, Oilers, and Ravens, Steve McNair, was found dead in the home of an apartment that he rented for his girlfriend. Her dead body was next to his. Both died due to multiple gunshot wounds. Police discovered...
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Funny story: Man Wishes The Tennis Was Still On

Man Wishes The Tennis Was Still On

A man today said that he missed the tennis in a way, as there was nothing decent on the television during the day. The man is not thought to be a big tennis fan. It's just that he hates all the crap that they show on television. "I hate all the cr...
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Funny story: Shirker Signs For Chelsea

Shirker Signs For Chelsea

Chelsea are believed to have signed Russian ace Youra Shirker from C3PO Moscow for £10 million. The left footed international is expected to be paraded at the club's training ground in the next few days. New Chelsea manager Carlos Thatsyourlotti said...
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Funny story: Singles Review: Miley Cyrus Covers Pussycat Dolls' "When I Grow Up"

Singles Review: Miley Cyrus Covers Pussycat Dolls' "When I Grow Up"

When the hottest girl group in the world plans for a comeback, you better know it's gonna be hot... And the Pussycat Dolls don't need a man to make it happen of course, but "When I Grow Up" samples the main riff of The Yardbirds song "He's Always There" from their 1966 studio album "Roger the Engineer", and as a result, British songwriters Jim McCarty and Paul Samwell-Smith have received writing c...
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Funny story: International Flatulence Tax Announced

International Flatulence Tax Announced

In a bid to reduce the threat posed by methane emissions, the G8 Summit will today hear from the British Chancellor of the Exchequer. Alistair Dearest will announce an international agreement to impose a Flatulence Activated Recycling Tax to be br...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Plastic Surgery Scandal!

Miley Cyrus' Plastic Surgery Scandal!

Back in the plastic surgery gossip scene again, Miley Cyrus is raising a few brows after being spotted unusually busty and beautiful at the MileyMania's 2009. With breast implants almost being a prerequisite in Hollywood, Cyrus giving into the tr...
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Funny story: Footballer Held Prisoner By Club

Footballer Held Prisoner By Club

A footballer is believed to have been held prisoner by a football club. Reports suggest that the manager, Carlos Thatsyourlotti, wanted to keep the player locked up forever. The player in question, influential centre half Terry Terry, was locked a cu...
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Funny story: Graham Norton's Show Axed By BBC

Graham Norton's Show Axed By BBC

Graham Norton's latest prime time Saturday evening show has been axed by the BBC. 'Totally Shit' has failed to pull in the viewers, falling from 4.3 million when launched to just 2 last Saturday. Norman Gifford and his wife Norma were the last rem...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Be Buried Next To His Testicles

Michael Jackson To Be Buried Next To His Testicles

Encino CA-- Superstar Michael Jackson will finally be laid to rest tomorrow at his family's estate in Encino. Mr. Jackson will be buried under the shade of an old elm tree, next to his testicles 'Lefty' and 'Righty'. Both testicles were ripped off...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Ghost Seen At Neverland

Michael Jackson's Ghost Seen At Neverland

MICHAEL Jackson fans are in a frenzy over a possible sighting of the star's ghost on a TV program. An eerie shadow resembling Jacko's figure has apparently been appearing on a wall in the singer's former home during a live television program last...
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Funny story: Jack and Jill went up a hill but what really happened?

Jack and Jill went up a hill but what really happened?

Jack and Jill - rendered immortal by the nursery rhyme mocking their demise, few actually know the heartbreaking story behind the couple. And the dispicable 3rd charachter John who has stayed in the shadows for so long. Although the couples earlie...
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Funny story: Massive hummingbird crop circle 'is Aztec war god Huitzilopochtli'

Massive hummingbird crop circle 'is Aztec war god Huitzilopochtli'

Barbury Hill - (X-Files Mess): A three hundred foot Wiltshire hummingbird crop circle has been identified as an etching of the ancient Aztec war god and weaponry wizard Huitzilopochtli. The phenomenon has triggered frantic UNESCO speculation that...
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Funny story: Some of Michael Jackson's hits revealed to have been written by Bubbles

Some of Michael Jackson's hits revealed to have been written by Bubbles

In a surprise announcement by Michael Jackson's father, it was revealed that some of his son Michael's greatest million-selling hits weren't in fact written by the singer at all. At a special press conference to moan to the world about being left...
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Funny story: Jimmy Saville Jailed

Jimmy Saville Jailed

TV star and personality Sir Jimmy Saville, 81, has been jailed for a total of 120 years for misleading the public, scamming kids out of dream trips and wearing the same cologne aftershave for over 40 years. As sentence was passed today at the Hig...
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Funny story: Princess Diana to attend Jacko's Funeral

Princess Diana to attend Jacko's Funeral

Both Kensington Palace and the Jackson family refused to comment on claims that Princess Diana would be attending Jacko's Funeral tomorrow. The Spoof can reveal that a special jet has been laid on to Fly Diana to the USA in time for the service at t...
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Funny story: India bugged with Oprah

India bugged with Oprah

Oprah Winfrey's really annoyed her countless fans in India. First, the much-adulated TV hostess called off her proposed visit to Goa, India in May 2009, citing fears of the HINI virus (swine flu)...even though at that point of time India didn't h...
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Funny story: Army Land To Be Sold Off

Army Land To Be Sold Off

In yet another feeble effort to disguise the inevitable black hole in Great Britain's finances, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announce the sale of land and property owned on behalf of the state by the army. A prime candidate for the first sale i...
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Funny story: Prime Minister - I Didn't Mean It!

Prime Minister - I Didn't Mean It!

Embattled Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, broke down under interrogation by James Humphreys during this morning's Toady programme. With tears running down his cheeks and sobbing uncontrollably while snot dribbled from his nostrils, the Prime Ministe...
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Funny story: Jackson's Brain To Be Given Separate Burial

Jackson's Brain To Be Given Separate Burial

Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's brain has been withheld from grieving relatives as it undergoes further toxicological testing. Unfortunately, this has forced his survivors to postpone the brain's burial to a future date. Although not a well-kn...
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Funny story: Angel Samos Loses Michael Jackson Memorial Tickets

Angel Samos Loses Michael Jackson Memorial Tickets

Los Angeles, CA - Angel Samos, a man suspected of raping his ex-girlfriend, shooting another woman, abducted four young children and who then was shot in the head today by arresting officers, is afraid he might have misplaced his Michael Jackson Memo...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's funeral

Michael Jackson's funeral

Preparations are well under way for the Man in the Mirror, Michael Jackson's, funeral in Los Angeles, and it promises to be a thriller. The casket, made from ebony and ivory, will be mourned over by a billion spectators (mainly black or white), vi...
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Funny story: President Manuel Zelaya's Trip To Neverland

President Manuel Zelaya's Trip To Neverland

Tegucigalpa, Honduras - It would seem almost inevitable that, when President Manuela Zelaya of Honduras was forcefully escorted from his residence in his pajamas and pushed into exile, he would end up in his own private 'Neverland' - this occurring t...
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Funny story: Britain Gripped In "Weather Change" Storm

Britain Gripped In "Weather Change" Storm

Britain was braced for a change in the weather earlier today. The weather has been warm and sunny. Now it is likely that it will rain. Gordon Broon hurried back to the UK from an important international summit. "The nation needs me in this hour of ne...
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Funny story: The Cake Is A Lie: Steve McNair and Saleh Kazemi

The Cake Is A Lie: Steve McNair and Saleh Kazemi

Los Angeles, CA - Concerned individuals wanting more information regarding the deaths of former NFL Quarterback Steve McNair and his friend, Saleh Kazemi, are finding themselves caught in a web of deceit and betrayal that is the simple online game, R...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

HARLEM, New York - The Reverend Al Sharpton has stated that issuing a Michael Jackson Commemorative Postage Stamp and naming a national holiday in his honor is not enough. The outspoken man of the cloth said that he will be meeting with Vice-Presi...
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Funny story: Palin Resigns Amid Indictment Rumours

Palin Resigns Amid Indictment Rumours

The whole world is wondering why Sarah Palin stood down from the lofty post of Artic Circle Viceroy, a post that often has led to the pinnacle of power, Fish and Game Warden of the Northwest territory. Palin may be about to be indicted for a variety...
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Funny story: Madame Bitters and Chamone Catfight at Spoof Picnic!

Madame Bitters and Chamone Catfight at Spoof Picnic!

Tallahassee, FL-- Writers for the UK based website, theSpoof.com got more than they bargained for at this year's Spoof picnic when a catfight broke out between two female Spoofers. The brawling babes, Madame Bitters, age 27 and Chamone, age 19, ar...
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Funny story: Mike Tyson To Box Kim Jong Il

Mike Tyson To Box Kim Jong Il

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump Enterprises has announced that they will be sponsoring The First Annual Donald Trump Celebrity Boxing Matches. Trump said that he signed a deal with NBC to televise the boxing matches which will be shown live from Mad...
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Funny story: Andy Murray supporters disrupt Wimbledon Men's Final

Andy Murray supporters disrupt Wimbledon Men's Final

Today's Wimbledon Mens Singles Final was interrupted briefly by a trio of kilt wearing Scotsman who trespassed onto centre court whilst the final between Roger Federer and Andy Roddick was in motion. The most unusual thing was that the intruders...
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Funny story: Thousands of Roundheads Converge on London in New Puritan Revolution

Thousands of Roundheads Converge on London in New Puritan Revolution

Once upon a time, they closed the theaters, enforced a narrow and stringent moralism and sported the crudest haircuts in Christendom. The Puritan Revolution led to the persecution of Catholics, Anglicans and liberal thinkers. It ushered in a distator...
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Funny story: Rochester Bishop Nazir- Ali Starts Camp to Help Pakis Turn White

Rochester Bishop Nazir- Ali Starts Camp to Help Pakis Turn White

When Rochester Bishop Michael Nazir- Ali announced his resignation after offering to Christ-love the gayness out of homos, no one expected the Fundie Evangie Conservies to turn on him. But literalisnm being what is is, whites in Ali's camp denounced...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Assassinated By Vegetarian Mafia

Spoof Writer Assassinated By Vegetarian Mafia

Tragedy strikes here in the UK yet again, as a hitherto popular writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com was gunned down at his front door by an unnamed assassin because he posted an article in the magazine section entitled 'Ten Top Vegetarian Meals...
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Funny story: Local TV Station Defends Against Charges Of "Ugly Bias"

Local TV Station Defends Against Charges Of "Ugly Bias"

Oklahoma City -- A war of words erupted today after KFUG, Channel 12, defended itself against charges of "deep-seated bias favoring the ugly" by local media watchdog group, Fairness in Broadcasting (FiB). According to FiB, the group has repeatedl...
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Funny story: White House Press Briefing Format Changed

White House Press Briefing Format Changed

Washington DC: Robert Gibbs, the President's Press Secretary, announced that the format for conducting scheduled White House press corps briefings will be changing. A change is necessary because Helen Thomas (Hearst Newspapers) gave Mr. Gibbs a "what...
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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Marries Pygmy

Man With World's Smallest Penis Marries Pygmy

Penis Minus (Not his real name) has been to the Congo in Africa and married a very cute and petite Pygmy lady named Halletta and they got married while he was there. Penis Minus seemed pretty proud of the fact and appeared to this reporter to be d...
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