Funny story: Huffington Postmenopausal as Arianna vows to run for Sarah Palin job

Huffington Postmenopausal as Arianna vows to run for Sarah Palin job

Cyberspace - (Rioters): The Governorship of Alaska is to be Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington's next baby. The queen of cyber rags is taking a tilt at Sarah Palin's seat after the Wasilla-than-Kim-Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed hockey mom suddenly stepped d...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Resigns - Shot Bear Says - I Told You So!

Sarah Palin Resigns - Shot Bear Says - I Told You So!

Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has announced her resignation with immediate effect. Ms Palin took the unusual step of traipsing by the stores from which she had borrowed the glamorous wardrobe that had been one of her most vital weapons in her attem...
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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan to replace Emma Watson in Harry Potter 7

Lindsey Lohan to replace Emma Watson in Harry Potter 7

Lindsey Lohan has been cast to play Hermione in the 7th of the Harry Potter films. Emma Watson left the film after a scene didn't go the way she planned. A source says that they were filming the scene of the battle at hogwarts, when she insisted on...
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Funny story: Woman Lay Dead In Flat For 11 Years

Woman Lay Dead In Flat For 11 Years

Police have finally revealed that a body found in a Westminster flat in 1990 had been there for 11 years. The woman, identified only as Margaret, first moved in to the flat in 1979. Many people saw her waving to friends and family when she moved i...
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Funny story: Jackson Rehearsal Video Released By CIA - Old Footage, Says Expert

Jackson Rehearsal Video Released By CIA - Old Footage, Says Expert

Footage of DEAD King Of Pop Michael Jackson's final rehearsal in preparations for a series of sell-out London concerts has been described as 'old footage' Donald Skoob, a janitor, of Salford University insists that the footage was shot some time...
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Funny story: Mission Accomplished in Alaska, Declares Palin

Mission Accomplished in Alaska, Declares Palin

LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, USA - Maverick Alaska Governor Sarah Palin called in sick at the beginning of a three-day holiday weekend Friday, indicating that "serving Alaska's people is the greatest honor I could imagine," and accordingly resigned, eff...
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Funny story: JFK Conspiracy Theorists Reveal Identity of True Killer in The Grassy Knoll

JFK Conspiracy Theorists Reveal Identity of True Killer in The Grassy Knoll

Conspiracy theorists who investigate the assasination of President John F. Kennedy have worked tirelessly for over 45 years to uncover the truth of what happened that fateful day in Dallas. Now, at their annual convention, they have come to a consen...
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Funny story: Charles bribed Taleban to assassinate Welsh Guards colonel

Charles bribed Taleban to assassinate Welsh Guards colonel

Cornwall - (Ground Zero Fallout Mess): A topnotch colonel in the Welsh Guards was assassinated by Afghani mercenaries hired by Prince Charles according to CIA wiretap transcripts of Clarence House Twitters. The commanding officer of the 1st Battal...
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Funny story: The Sign of Bore

The Sign of Bore

As Big Ben struck 8 o'clock, Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson sat eating breakfast and reading the newspapers. 'Skunk caught stealing fish taxes in Downing Street!', said the Daily Prole, while 'Slightly Unfavourable Outlook For Government After Elections', said The Times. Starting on his seventeenth boiled egg, Dr Watson suddenly stopped eating. 'Well, this is most surprising!', he said, looking...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Resigns As Alaska Governor

Sarah Palin Resigns As Alaska Governor

Sarah Palin, the Republican Nominee for Vice President in the last election, announced that she will step down as Alaskan Governor later this month. Many speculate that her resignation is due to her wanting to spend more time on her anticipated camp...
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Funny story: Scientists discover intelligent American politician

Scientists discover intelligent American politician

After centuries of searching, scientists today finally announced the discovery of an intelligent American politician. Speaking from the Texas University of Extreme Braininess, Professor Zbigniev Waterski said: 'It had to come, we had many advances...
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Funny story: Boy Eaten By Lake Bacteria Gets Sick On Hospital Ice Cream

Boy Eaten By Lake Bacteria Gets Sick On Hospital Ice Cream

Durham-Raleigh, NC - A boy who nearly died after being infected with flesh-eating bacteria after swimming in a lake has become sick after eating a soft-serve ice cream bought from a vendor in the hospital parking lot. The boy, 14 year-old Matthew...
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Funny story: Murray not making a Mint anymore!

Murray not making a Mint anymore!

Scottish Loser Andy Murray was tonight sensationally defeated by a Yankee Imperialist Dog and will not earn a fortune this year at Wimbledon. Unfortunately he ran into trouble in the form of some rabid English Nationalists as he queued for a "99" fro...
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Funny story: Soldier Mortified That Prince Charles Is Still Alive

Soldier Mortified That Prince Charles Is Still Alive

A soldier today told how he was really mortified that Prince Charles was still alive. Gunner Peter Parfitt said "He was alive when I went out to fight for Queen and Country. He is still alive now that I'm coming back. The thing is, he keeps crying an...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer's Wife Demands Church Blessing For Marriage

Spoof Writer's Wife Demands Church Blessing For Marriage

Sometime contributer to The Spoof.com Earl Grey is facing his toughest battle yet. Lady Grey has finally had enough of his procrastination and has demanded that their marriage be blessed in a church. The original ceremony took place in the ZAGS in...
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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Paraplegic

Manchester United Sign Paraplegic

Manchester United have stunned the football world by signing a paraplegic to replace Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez. John Cole has been signed, subject to a stringent medical, and is expected to join pre season training in Skegness. Sir Alex Whinger, lo...
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Funny story: Furby Flu hits UK

Furby Flu hits UK

A new panademic? After Bird Flu and Swine Flu outbreaks across the world, a new flu has been discovered in the UK - Furby Flu. The first case of this flu was found in the southern island of the Isles of Scilly where the first human had contracted...
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Funny story: Meagan Fox Is After The Hounds!

Meagan Fox Is After The Hounds!

According to a Sudden Flash Magazine article, Meagan Fox has turned the tables and is now chasing the hounds. First she's running after Zac Efron for a short while and next it was a getaway weekend in Las Vegas, but with her former fiance Brian A...
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Funny story: Ali v Bruno: The Fight Is On

Ali v Bruno: The Fight Is On

Mohammad Ali, the legendary boxer, is to visit the UK. The greatest boxer many have ever witnessed is expected to tour the UK to give many adoring fans the chance to give their praise. However, Mickey Duffights and Frank Warrdoyoumeanitsafix are h...
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Funny story: Scotsman Loses Tennis Match

Scotsman Loses Tennis Match

A Scotsman lost a tennis match today. He was beaten soundly and can now return to his crofter's cottage north of the border and keep Morag company. We will not see a kilted player on centre court again this year. It is thought that the sporran kept g...
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Funny story: 'Tracy' is the worst name to have

'Tracy' is the worst name to have

A study of names in Britain has shown that you are more likely to be a big, fat ugly skank if you are named 'Tracy'. Also, you are more likely to have been pregnant at 14, have greasy bleached hair and a boyfriend called Dave, Joe or Kevin. Wom...
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Funny story: Remake of the A-Team will be shit

Remake of the A-Team will be shit

The proposed re-make of the popular television action series the A-Team has been slammed by some of its original stars. Mr. T - who played B.A Baracus in the original show - said producers were "crazy fools" and that if the project went ahead they...
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Funny story: Solar System at centre of Giant Arse

Solar System at centre of Giant Arse

Scientists have reacted excitedly to research, which indicates that our Solar system is right at the very centre of a giant spinning arse. The scientists were curious to observe a large black hole showing up on their detectors that exerted a treme...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson to be Buried in Hollywood Celebrity Children's Graveyard

Michael Jackson to be Buried in Hollywood Celebrity Children's Graveyard

The dead singer Michael Jackson is to be laid to rest in a graveyard created for dead Hollywood child celebrities. A spokesman for the Jackson family said that Jackson wished to "sleep" next to children even in death. Just weeks ago, it was cla...
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Funny story: Christmas being moved forward to August to Boost Consumer Spending

Christmas being moved forward to August to Boost Consumer Spending

The Government is moving Christmas forward by several months so that consumers will be encouraged to spend more in shops. Moving Christmas to August will hopefully encourage a spending blitz to boost the government's coppers. Also, a 'Christmas...
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Funny story: Bastard who invented High Heels Dies

Bastard who invented High Heels Dies

The man who invented stiletto heels for woman's shoes has died at the age of 94. Francois Dullard created the evil torture implements for his wife Minnie - she was only 2ft 6inches tall and he was tired of always kicking her in the head as they wa...
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Funny story: Hairdressers Banned from asking: "Are you going anywhere nice for your Holidays?"

Hairdressers Banned from asking: "Are you going anywhere nice for your Holidays?"

A new law has placed restrictions on the type of questions Hairdressers are allowed ask their clients, and chief amongst them is the banning of asking where you are going on holidays this year. For decades, hairdressers have used this line on thei...
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Funny story: 9 out of 10 Adults don't give a fcuk

9 out of 10 Adults don't give a fcuk

A survey into the effects of Global Warming have shown that almost 90% of those questioned don't give a fuck about it. Of that total, nearly 40% told the interviewers to "fuck off" while a further 5% said they didn't think it was getting 'bloody w...
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Funny story: Authorize Crashes, Forces Millions To Amuse Themselves At TheSpoof.com

Authorize Crashes, Forces Millions To Amuse Themselves At TheSpoof.com

New York, NY- Many online shoppers have been forced to seek other forms of entertainment as the E-commerce site, authorize crashed as a result of a fire. Said one customer, Mildred Pugh-Knightly, "...I just had to have a pair of slightly tarnishe...
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Funny story: The Town Of Bedrock Is Discovered By Archaeologists

The Town Of Bedrock Is Discovered By Archaeologists

Burbank CA-- The prehistoric town of Bedrock, and the bones of a modern stone-age family, were discovered today just outside Universal Studios in Burbank. The find is considered the most stunning discovery since the city of Troy in the 19th Century...
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Funny story: How 'The King Of Pop' Fell In Love With 'The Queen of Camp' - Michael Jackson's Secret Lover, Molly Sugden

How 'The King Of Pop' Fell In Love With 'The Queen of Camp' - Michael Jackson's Secret Lover, Molly Sugden

London, UK - The actress, Molly Sugden, the beauty with the multi-coloured hair, Betty Slocombe, from the British sit-com, Are You Being Served, has passed away at the age of 86. Previous to the character of Betty Slocombe, Ms. Sugden had very minimal success. However after undertaking the part, she, along with her pussy; made such a solid impression that the series ran for 13 years. By 1977,...
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Funny story: Franken Wins Minnesotan Senate Race A Bit Too Late.

Franken Wins Minnesotan Senate Race A Bit Too Late.

After months of waiting Democratic candidate for the Minnesota Senate Al Franken has finally been announced the winner of the 2008 Minnesotan Senatorial race. An eight month vote recount has held up the inauguration due to it being contested by R...
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Funny story: Iran's Religious Leader Objects To Soldiers Not Taking Names

Iran's Religious Leader Objects To Soldiers Not Taking Names

Iran's religious leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei told re-elected President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that he should have had the Iranian soldiers to take down more names of the protesters of the election results. "They did a wonderful job of kicking ass",...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Talks Nick Jonas Break-Up And Aly & AJ Are Back With A New Album!

Miley Cyrus Talks Nick Jonas Break-Up And Aly & AJ Are Back With A New Album!

Disney doll Miley Cyrus doesn't buy into having a 'soul mate' and insists that it isn't even natural to only have one life partner. Cyrus may still be licking her wounds since her on/off boyfriend Nick Jonas is now with Selena Gomez, who is pregnant.
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Funny story: Clay Aiken Admits Simon Cowell Came On To Him Also

Clay Aiken Admits Simon Cowell Came On To Him Also

After recent revelations by American Idol second place winner, Adam Lambert, accused American Idol judge of following him around until he had to take out a restraining order, another second place winner Clay Aiken said that was the experience he had...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Former Doc Once Pulled A 'Mr. Bean'

Michael Jackson's Former Doc Once Pulled A 'Mr. Bean'

New York, NY - It has been discovered that Michael Jackson's previous tour doctor, Dr. Neil Ratner, once accidently injected himself with morphine and dropped to the floor paralyzed, all whilst in the middle of performing a medical procedure on a pat...
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Funny story: Lunar eclipse watchers warn of 'apocalyptic' 7/7 Wacko funeral

Lunar eclipse watchers warn of 'apocalyptic' 7/7 Wacko funeral

Los Angeles - (Hellfire Club Mess): An awesome lunar eclipse in the sign of Capricorn plus 'terrifying' 7/7 numerology are making US/UK specious relationshp string-pullers very, very twitchy indeed ahead of the Michael Jackson funeral circus. "7/7...
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Funny story: Rogue oil trader 'probably Rex Tillerson's rent-boy'

Rogue oil trader 'probably Rex Tillerson's rent-boy'

London - (Snake Oil Ass mess): A rogue oil trader whose billion-dollar crude bender cost employers over $10 million in losses is in all likelihood Exxon-Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson's personal bum bandit. City of London police investigating the June 30...
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Funny story: Megan Fox To Do Full Frontal Nudity In Transformers 3

Megan Fox To Do Full Frontal Nudity In Transformers 3

Megan Fox, near the top of several magazine's most beautiful woman list, has announced that she is willing to do full frontal nudity in Transformers 3. Said Fox in an interview in Hollywood, "I don't like the way that the movie ticket sales are goin...
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Funny story: Red Arrows turbulence blamed for Queen's flagging mental health

Red Arrows turbulence blamed for Queen's flagging mental health

Ballybollox Castle, Scotland - (Con Trail Mess): Plagued by Old Testament-like 'voices' prophesying a July 4th Independence Day disaster the Queen has ordered the RAF to stop buzzing her ancestral Scottish mansion after cranial implants began singing...
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Funny story: The body vanishes!

The body vanishes!

Crawford, Texarse - (Roll-Away-the-Stone! Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for George W Bush are blocking attempts by the FBI to search the former president's Predator Chapel Ranch following the sudden disappearance of singer Michael Jackson's corpse from a...
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Funny story: Casino Magnate Steve Wynn To Buy US Capitol

Casino Magnate Steve Wynn To Buy US Capitol

(AP-Washington,DC) In a surprise announcement, the Obama Administration said it was selling the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, D.C., in an effort to help reduce the staggering deficit. The buyer is Las Vegas Casino Magnate, Steve Wynn, owner of...
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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...
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Funny story: Police Dog Handler Opens Hotdog Stand

Police Dog Handler Opens Hotdog Stand

An enterprising member of Her Majesty's Constabulary has set up in business with a mobile refreshment stand. Featuring jumbo hot dogs, the business is expected to flourish. "I import my dogs from Germany" says Mick Davies(nicknamed "Careless" b...
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Funny story: Governor Shwarzenegger - 'We Can't Afford Jackson Funeral', Would Like To Move It To Bahrain

Governor Shwarzenegger - 'We Can't Afford Jackson Funeral', Would Like To Move It To Bahrain

Los Angeles, CA - Having declared on July 1st that California is in a 'fiscal emergency', Governor Arnold Shwarzenneger remarked that 'Caulifornia' and the city of Los Angeles cannot afford to underwrite the costs of security for the upcoming funeral...
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Funny story: Phew! What A Scorcher!

Phew! What A Scorcher!

The scorching summer heatwave has prompted an outbreak of cliches. In scenes not repeated since the last time, young women have been pictured eating ice-cream, wearing skimpy clothing and sunbathing. Young men, on the other hand, have removed t...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson had been dead for two years

Michael Jackson had been dead for two years

Autopsy reports confirmed today that Michael Jackson died from natural causes more than two years ago. Two high school students who had been staying with Jackson in 2007 have admitted to the crime of failing to report his death. They also admit...
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Funny story: Government U-Turn Schedule

Government U-Turn Schedule

A government think tank report has highlighted the negative effect of policy U-turns seen in opinion poll results. The Chief, Lord Mangelson, has decided that it would be far better if every policy announcement was issued simultaneously with an an...
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Funny story: "End Crude Insults" PM Says

"End Crude Insults" PM Says

Gordon Broon has called for an end to crude political insults. Speaking at the launch of his new policy to tax rosary beeds Mr Broon said "The time has come to ditch all the name calling and verbal assaults. I think that the public are sick and tired...
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Funny story: Pelosi Comes Clean About CIA

Pelosi Comes Clean About CIA

Washington (AP) - US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today clarified her recent statements about the CIA. "The CIA does not lie to Congress. No - it kind of misleads in a masterly fashion. What I mean is that it simply goes about its business; which it...
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Funny story: King Of Pop Dead

King Of Pop Dead

There was much sadness at the news of the death of Coke A. Cola, the self-styled 'King of Pop'. Cola rose to fame from humble origins and became fantastically wealthy. Critics said that he was harmful to children and that his constant image changes s...
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Funny story: Independence Day 2009 Cancelled - July 3 To Repeat

Independence Day 2009 Cancelled - July 3 To Repeat

President Obama, speaking from the Oval Office has decreed that Independence Day 2009 is not to be celebrated and that July 4 is to be deleted from all calendars. "This is part of my Economic Stimulus Package" the President explained. "I expect th...
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Funny story: Mother's Harrowing Fraud

Mother's Harrowing Fraud

A mother who lied on an application form to get her son into a better school has had the fraud case against her dropped by Harrow Council. Mrinal Patel claimed that her son was white in order to get him into the prestigious Harrow School. Other disc...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson And Susan Boyle To Wed

Jeremy Clarkson And Susan Boyle To Wed

In a shock revelation, failed celebrity chef Anthony Worrall-Thomson has outed his best friend Jeremy Clarkson, the 17-year-old presenter of BBC's Top Gear motoring and caravanning show. "Jeremy has been living a lie for years" states Worrall-Thom...
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Funny story: Jackson Memorial Services Postponed Indefinitely

Jackson Memorial Services Postponed Indefinitely

LOS ANGELES, CA - Executors of deceased pop icon Michael Jackson's will pulled the plug today on memorial services for the star at the 20,000 seat Liquid Paper Center in Los Angeles, California for an unspecified period. Sources revealed that, dur...
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Funny story: Obama tells Putin to Chillax

Obama tells Putin to Chillax

A week before his first visit to Russia, US President Barack Obama said that he thought Vladimir Putin should learn to 'Chillax'. Mr Obama stated how much he was looking forward to the trip and said that he had already asked Joe Biden to stock up Ai...
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Funny story: God Allows Officer Who Tazed Preacher, Pepper-Sprayed Congregation to Slide

God Allows Officer Who Tazed Preacher, Pepper-Sprayed Congregation to Slide

WEBSTER, TX - The Alpha and Omega was noticeably absent today when a Webster, Texas officer kicked in a pastor's door, tazing him and pepper spraying members of the church before arresting the man of the cloth. The arresting officer claims the pas...
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Funny story: Jack Straw Causes Big Stink

Jack Straw Causes Big Stink

It has been confirmed that Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, has bad manners. On at least two occasions recently he has broken wind and failed to say "pardon". Such behaviour has led to public outcry. One of the events is particularly nasty. Mick...
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Funny story: Chastity Bono Rejects her Dad's Boner for Michael Jackson's Willed Willie

Chastity Bono Rejects her Dad's Boner for Michael Jackson's Willed Willie

Sonny Bono was considerate enough to leave his organ to his da...da...darling boy Chastity just before he crashed into a tree while skiing. How was he to know that the darn thing didn't work anymore...trith be told he hadn't played the thing since Ch...
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Funny story: British Navy Sues Posh Spice and David Beckham for Obstructing Docking of the HMS Pinupporn

British Navy Sues Posh Spice and David Beckham for Obstructing Docking of the HMS Pinupporn

The British Navy's flagship the HMS Pinupporn tried to dock at its usual and paid for parking place when a certainly mostly nude couple involved in a foto shoot obstructed the use of the big fat rope that apparently is required to make parking a flag...
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Funny story: Andy Roddick Found His Wife in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Andy Roddick Found His Wife in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Tennis star Andy Roddick is headed for the semis at Wilmbedon but he claims that he won the best prize of all at the best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Roddick was plating at the Lubbock open a little known much disrespected tennis tournament in Lubboc...
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Funny story: Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen

Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen has crafted some of the most posh outfits from Chelsea's athletic supporters to the gowns for the biggest balls in London. Cheryl Cole unveiled a McQueen first and original when she displayed the eite designers first pair of women's...
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