Funny story: President in bed as France burns

President in bed as France burns

President Sparkoffsky of France is under armed guard at a millitary hospital tonight, after being found collapsed and foaming at the mouth whilst out jogging. Passers by watched for 30 minutes, not realising it was not his normal behaviour, before he...
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Funny story: "Any Other Day" (from the 'What Goes Up' OST) by Hilary Duff Goes #1 On Lebanon's Radio Party

"Any Other Day" (from the 'What Goes Up' OST) by Hilary Duff Goes #1 On Lebanon's Radio Party

Lebanese radio station Radio Party announced in the early Monday morning that Hilary Duff's new song, "Any Other Day", which was released from her new movie ("What Goes Up")'s soundtrack "What Goes Up: Original Movie Soundtrack" had topped the radio'...
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Funny story: Johnson Hanging Out In Cleveland

Johnson Hanging Out In Cleveland

When Officer John Marboro of the Cleveland police department came out of the bathroom, forgetting to zip up, at Kerry's Bar on Oakwood Drive, Kerry told him that "Officer Marboro, Mr. Johnson is hanging out." "What? There's a missing Johnson out? Let me get my notebook." "No, officer, he's not missing. He's..ooh, you know?" "Oh, he's an older man? Probably from one of the nursing homes. I...
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Funny story: Aids Outbreak in San Francisco Climbing as Liberal Vegetarians Continue to Have Unprotected Sex With Uncircumcised Cucumbers!

Aids Outbreak in San Francisco Climbing as Liberal Vegetarians Continue to Have Unprotected Sex With Uncircumcised Cucumbers!

San Francisco, Ca. / Rolling Stone - Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it'...
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Funny story: London defence lawyers' firm Aardvark, Bishbosh & Crimcon today denied they were regulary fixing high-profile court cases across the English-speaking world

London defence lawyers' firm Aardvark, Bishbosh & Crimcon today denied they were regulary fixing high-profile court cases across the English-speaking world

A spokesman for them, Sir Heinrich Mason-Handshacht, said: 'Many of our clients are very well-known, but that does not mean that the rumours they were blatantly guilty but then got off their cases scot free had anything to do with mass bribery by us...
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Funny story: Proud "Papa" Portrayer Pleased As Punch to be Picked!

Proud "Papa" Portrayer Pleased As Punch to be Picked!

KEY WEST, FL., USA The annual six-day Hemingway Days festival culminated in the crowning of David Douglas as the winner of the 2009 "Papa" Hemingway Look-Alike Contest at Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West, Florida, on July 25, 2009. Douglas, a 55-yea...
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Funny story: Kat-Jack To Sue Octomom!

Kat-Jack To Sue Octomom!

LOS ANGELES, CA., USA Citing the fact that she believes Octomom's octuplets were conceived using eggs donated by the mother of the late King of Pop Michael Jackon's fourth child and egg donor for little "Blanket" Jackson, Jackson's mother today file...
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Funny story: Russia has a Big Send Off for Sarah Palin

Russia has a Big Send Off for Sarah Palin

St. Lawrence Island, Alaska - The Russians called it, "Hands Across The Bering Strait" a celebratory observation of Russian citizens holding hands across the border in honor of their closest neighbor to the South retiring from the landscape of Americ...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato's secret addiction?

Demi Lovato's secret addiction?

The teen sensation who is rocking the United States as well as the charts might have a secret addiction. In Demi's new song "Here We Go Again" on the album Here We Go Aagin, released July 21, she might have some suspicious lines, about her boyfriend...
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Funny story: Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, Stick Your Head in Doo Doo!

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, Stick Your Head in Doo Doo!

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA United States Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton issued her most strongly worded statement to date concerning nuclear proliferation in North Korea today during an appearance on NBC's "Meet the Press". Clinton revealed...
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Funny story: Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is Gone!

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is Gone!

FAIRBANKS, AK, USA A day of celebration was declared in Alaska today as Sarah Palin stepped down as governor. Her tenure has been clouded by ethics probes, mounting legal bills and dwindling popularity. Apparently Alaskans feel that Palin contribute...
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Funny story: Crazed Cowell Claims Culpability in Cohen Crash!

Crazed Cowell Claims Culpability in Cohen Crash!

SEASIDES HEIGHTS, NJ, USA Acerbic tongued Simon Cowell, the much-hated judge of "American Idol" and quite likely one of the most-hated men in the entire universe, quietly turned himself in to the New Jersey State Police in today's tragic death of t...
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Funny story: White House blames "Stupidly" Faux Pas on Teleprompter

White House blames "Stupidly" Faux Pas on Teleprompter

Washington, D.C. - Issuing what some are saying is the closest to an apology Sgt. James M. Crowley is ever going to get from the president for his use of the word "stupidly" to describe the Cambridge police officer's actions, Barack Obama took a step...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Nose Spotted!

Michael Jackson's Nose Spotted!

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Reports that the original nose of the late King of Pop has been located are now confirmed by the National Registry of Historic Places and Snot. Dr. Arnold Klein, world-renowned Jackson butcher and sperm donor, is reported to...
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Funny story: Swiss euthanasia clinic parachutes into Buckingham Palace

Swiss euthanasia clinic parachutes into Buckingham Palace

London - (Dignitarse Mess): Bailiffs from a Swiss assisted euthanasia clinic parachuted into Buckingham Palace this weekend to collect on a contractual debt now well past its sell-by. However the Queen had already barricaded herself inside the ro...
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Funny story: Peter Gabriel gig honours sacked paperboy in Chatham

Peter Gabriel gig honours sacked paperboy in Chatham

Peter Gabriel has paid tribute to sacked Chatham paperboy Nathaniel Easterhouse. Gabriel was headlining the World And Naive Kentish Addledbrains (WANKA) festival in a back garden in Ashford on Saturday night, when news of the sacking was brought t...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell To Pay For Alexis Cohen's Funeral

Simon Cowell To Pay For Alexis Cohen's Funeral

Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has agreed to pay for the funeral of Alexis Cohen, a former contestant on American Idol who became famous more for her rant against the reality game show judge than her actual singing talent. "Do you think I like the...
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Funny story: Gore Claims Global Warming Threatens His Frozen Sperm Bank Deposit!

Gore Claims Global Warming Threatens His Frozen Sperm Bank Deposit!

Chicago, Il./ Financial Times - Al Gore will soon be known as THE WORLD'S RICHEST FORMER VICE PRESIDENT, but he is more concerned that his frozen sperm is being threatened by "Global Warming" and is not protected by an FDIC policy covering most o...
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Funny story: Is America Really The Land of the Free

Is America Really The Land of the Free

Hello. I am writing today about my upcoming visit to America. I am visiting my close friend Duncan who lives in Savannah, Georgia very soon. It is not a sex holiday. It is simply a friendly visit in which I will wear tiny tight bikini's and get wet and sticky in the hot, humid Savannah climate. What I was wondering is whether the things they say about America are true? Is it the Land of the...
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Funny story: Spoof writer goes mad - thinks They are being followed by 'Trolls'

Spoof writer goes mad - thinks They are being followed by 'Trolls'

A popular spoof writer for the website TheSpoof.com has been admitted to a psychiatric institution after suffering from wild delusions and visions of little troll-like creatures. The successful writer was found screaming and running naked around h...
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Funny story: Monster Hurricane Devastates South Carolina Town

Monster Hurricane Devastates South Carolina Town

MORSE, SC - The town of Morse, South Carolina, population 1, will not appear in any atlas you ever open, because it was blown completely off the face of the map today by a devastating 600-mile wide category five hurricane, said sources. The town's...
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Funny story: Boo Boo Beckham

Boo Boo Beckham

David Beckham was fined $1000 by major league soccer which said his gestures towards taunting fans suggested that they leave their seats and come on the field. The fine came five days after Beckham confronted Los Angeles Galaxy fans in a group ca...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert's Shark Shaped Submarine Scares Malibu

Adam Lambert's Shark Shaped Submarine Scares Malibu

Malibu, CA - Adam Lambert's specialty submarine, shaped like a shark, has Malibu colony actors scared skitless. "I'm just afraid to go out in the morning and do any kind of performance. This shark has been sitting offshore for days and we're all j...
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Funny story: Malibu Shark Attack - Rubber Shark Kills Several

Malibu Shark Attack - Rubber Shark Kills Several

Malibu, CA - A 12 foot rubber shark off Malibu beach, intended to be used as a guerilla marketing ploy promoting the premiere of a specialty channel program about sharks, has attracted several other sharks to the area. The result is that at least 17...
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Funny story: Chocolate Doomsday Cult Calls it Quits

Chocolate Doomsday Cult Calls it Quits

Phoenix, AZ - It was announced today that the doomsday cult calling itself Death by Chocolate has called it quits due to the fact that their original mission to eat themselves to death with chocolate has not quite gone as planned. Cult leader,...
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Funny story: The Great American Hot Dog Under Attack

The Great American Hot Dog Under Attack

Newark, NJ: A pro-vegetarian, anti-meat advocacy group says "hot dogs are so hazardous to one's health that they should have warning labels." The organization's slogan is "Beat-the-Meat." This rabid vegan organization is suing Kraft Foods Inc (man...
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