Funny story: Obama To Actually Put A Man On The Moon

Obama To Actually Put A Man On The Moon

President Barack Obama, sick to death of health care talk switched subjects today and told the press that he plans to really place a man on the moon before his administration's first term is over. "I'm not talking about those little Ray Harryhause...
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Funny story: Boy George Escapes From Prison

Boy George Escapes From Prison

LONDON - The BBC is reporting that George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, aka inmate #74316869, has escaped from London's Petula Clark Prison For Blokes. Prison Warden Sebastapol Pickens said that apparently "The Boy" dug himself out of his jail cell...
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Funny story: Obama Must Take Diversity Course And Be Drug Tested

Obama Must Take Diversity Course And Be Drug Tested

Washington DC-- President Obama's racially-tinged comments on Wednesday activated several Federal Government employee guidelines that must be followed. The Federal Government is an equal opportunity employer and follows all affirmative action polici...
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Funny story: Top Gear presenter, James May, has been made homeless

Top Gear presenter, James May, has been made homeless

James May, the forty-something presenter of BBC's Top Gear has been made redundant and has therefore become homeless. To a lesser mortal this would have been a catastrophe, but to 'Captain Slow' this presented a challenge. Within days of his redun...
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Funny story: Naked Twenty - 20 Initiative Defended by ICC

Naked Twenty - 20 Initiative Defended by ICC

The ICC, the international cricketing governing body had moved quickly to defend its latest initiative to raise the profile of women's cricket- the Womens ICC Naked 20 - Twenty series. In a statement issued last night the ICC stated that, "Thi...
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Funny story: The UK Ranks #1 On Bahoo Searches

The UK Ranks #1 On Bahoo Searches

The United Kingdom has topped this year's Bahoo top searches. According to Yo-Club and Party World Radio Monitor, the United Kingdom really made it at the top of the famous engine searches surpassing even more important countries such as the United S...
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Funny story: Airline Offers Parachute Rentals

Airline Offers Parachute Rentals

For only a $20 surcharge on your airline ticket from Gamma Airlines, you can now rent a parachute to wear while you're on any of their planes all the way to your final destination. This would allow you to quickly jump from the plane just as soon a...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Wants Peace In Middle East

Barack Obama Wants Peace In Middle East

Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America) clearly explained last night in a press conference that he wants "peace in the Middle East, simply". He said, "The Middle East has always been our point of view, you know what I mean? It...
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Funny story: Americans' Approval Rating Plummets

Americans' Approval Rating Plummets

WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - A Pew Research Center poll of current U.S. presidents reveals that the approval rating of American voters has plummeted from 100% in January, 2009 to 0% in July, showing that sitting U.S. presidents now overwhelmingly St...
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Funny story: Lebanese Camera Company To Debut New Products This Fall

Lebanese Camera Company To Debut New Products This Fall

World renown Lebanese camera company LebaCam announced that it will debut its twenty new products this fall in DanceMe Hotel in Hazmieh (region). The company's rep, Elie AlMakdouch, said that "the new cameras that we created have been highly antic...
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Funny story: A-Rod Loves Playing (Ball) With Kate Hudson

A-Rod Loves Playing (Ball) With Kate Hudson

NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankee super star A-Rod has confided to close friends that Kate Hudson is the best girlfriend that he has ever had. The Yankee star said that Kate constantly keeps him laughing with her jokes about OctuMom, Oprah Winfrey,...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Killed. Will Dr. Murray Be Arrested?

Michael Jackson Killed. Will Dr. Murray Be Arrested?

At first it was just one of those thousands of rumors buzzing around the net but now, apparently, police are about to arrest Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael's personal physician. Of course this may just be another tale but a source who should know said...
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Funny story: Is Skoob Dead?

Is Skoob Dead?

Drama unfolding here in the UK - Police officers today swarmed the residence of TheSpoof.com satirical website contributor, Skoob1999. Officers at the scene reckoned that the sad bastard might have finally gone too far and upset his wife by refusi...
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Funny story: Sting Blows TheSpoof.com Wide Open

Sting Blows TheSpoof.com Wide Open

A massive sting operation has exposed an illegal alien sweatshop in Lancashire reported to be the homebase for the Internet satire website known as TheSpoof.com. Located in an abandoned call centre the sweatshop kept several hundred of illegal ali...
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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Now Single Again

LeAnn Rimes Now Single Again

LeAnn Rimes and her husband, Dean Sherement, have finally called it quits, which is not a surprise considering LeAnn has been having a very public affair going on for some time with Eddie Cibrian. Cibrian recently said that his wife had announced...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Will Close down Many Supermarkets before Christmas

Swine Flu Will Close down Many Supermarkets before Christmas

It is estimated that by Christmas (if the current trend is to be believed), 20 million people will be affected by swine flu in the United Kingdom. The main distributor of the virus is almost definitely supermarkets all claim to give you something ext...
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Funny story: The F Network Cancels "The Wasilla Hillbillies"

The F Network Cancels "The Wasilla Hillbillies"

NEW YORK CITY - The Fox Network has finally decided to cancel the reality show, The Wasilla Hillbillies. The show revolved around the everyday lives of Governor Sarah Palin, her snowmobiling husband Todd, and their five children Track, Bristol, Wi...
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Funny story: Adebayor: My Arsenal nightmare.

Adebayor: My Arsenal nightmare.

Only days after joining Manchester City, Emmanuel Adebayor has expressed his relief at joining the club, the first reason because he was treated badly by the fans, he claimed "they often sung at me 'Adebayor give him the ball and he will score' i fel...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul's Wedding Dance Factory

Paula Abdul's Wedding Dance Factory

Minneapolis, MN - Those worried about the future of Paula Abdul after being snubbed by American Idol, needn't be. After seeing the incredible web success of Jill Peterson and Kevin Heinz' wedding, where the entire wedding party is shown boogying do...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery Sold To Ellen DeGeneres

Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery Sold To Ellen DeGeneres

MALIBU BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan owner of the Malibu Beach restaurant Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery has sold it to TV host Ellen DeGeneres and her spouse Portia. The sale price was not revealed, but long time DeGeneres friend and business...
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Funny story: Cricket Test Matches to lose 1st Class status

Cricket Test Matches to lose 1st Class status

The shock news that Test matches are about to lose their 1st class status has not come as a complete surprise to the Cricket community. This proposed downgrading in status of Cricket's premier form of the game follows on from the ICC's decision to...
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Funny story: Joe Biden Slips His Bonds Again

Joe Biden Slips His Bonds Again

Dawgcheetistan Central Asia - Vice President Joe Biden has made a sudden and unannounced trip to Kabuum, Dawgcheetistan. Arriving at the local airport in the wee hours of the morning he was met by the local president of the Pub Crawlers as governmen...
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Funny story: Barry Bonds Signs With The Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters

Barry Bonds Signs With The Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters

PETALUMA, California - San Francisco's Channel 49 has announced that baseball superstar Barry Bonds has just been signed by the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters of Japan. Bonds' agent Hugo Frackenfish told Channel 49 that his client is thrilled at the...
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Funny story: Beer Diplomacy? White House to Turn Rose Garden into Beer Garden

Beer Diplomacy? White House to Turn Rose Garden into Beer Garden

Washington, D.C. - Having little choice but to turn to domestic bottled beer to help resolve the domestic issues of the racial divide, the White House announced today that is converting the Rose Garden into a Beer Garden. "The conversion of the R...
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Funny story: New US Health Czar "You Idiots WILL Obey Me!"

New US Health Czar "You Idiots WILL Obey Me!"

Former Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius, who was sworn in as Secretary of Health and Human Services by the United States Senate on April 29, 2009 is taking her Health Czar appointment by President Obama seriously. Yesterday, Sebelelius received t...
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Funny story: The Secret Laws

The Secret Laws

James Justice a human rights activist has made the incredible claim that there are secret laws that only apply to the rich and the famous but not to ordinary citizens. This follows recent court cases where Amy Winehouse was cleared of punching on...
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Funny story: Palace's 'Queen will be found strangled by her knicker elastic' fears

Palace's 'Queen will be found strangled by her knicker elastic' fears

Windsore Castle - (Somnambulism Mess): The Queen is sleepwalking her way to auto-erotic asphyxiation disaster according to flunkies charged with straightjacketing her down for the night at Windsor. A warm, wet, sticky-fingered summer has triggered...
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Funny story: Frankie The Tory

Frankie The Tory

A left wing looney who has changed his name by deed poll to Josef Stalin has accused Jockey Frankie Dettori of being a Tory. Josef claims "Well for a start his name is a real give away Dettori rhymes with tory and every race he wins he always has...
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Funny story: UFOs Fight Zombies and Pirates in North Korea

UFOs Fight Zombies and Pirates in North Korea

PYONGYANG - It's chaos here! In its first 'proxy war' in decades, UFOs have descended on Pyongyang, decimating everything in their path with their plasma blasters and space lasers. While the UFOs, thought to be here at the behest of the United St...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson comes back to Life, does the Moonwalk and then Returns to Hell

Michael Jackson comes back to Life, does the Moonwalk and then Returns to Hell

Dead superstar Michael Jackson stunned fucking everyone by returning from the dead and performing an impromptu Moonwalk in front of a local fish & chips shop in Brixton. The creepy-looking corpse star did his trademark dance, grabbed his crotc...
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Funny story: Mayors and rabbits arrested in US sex for carrots probe

Mayors and rabbits arrested in US sex for carrots probe

A Foreign Object Press (AFOP) - New York: Three mayors, two dozen rabbits and several zoo officials were corralled in the scandal, which feral prosecutors say initially focused on a carrot laundering network operating between Brooklyn, in New York,...
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Funny story: Megan Fox Snubs Daniel Craig

Megan Fox Snubs Daniel Craig

Hot 23-year old actress Megan Fox has snubbed the offer to play a Bond Girl to Daniel Craig, the 41-year old that looks like he's 51. This is not the only major role Fox has turned down; she was also asked to play a feature film Wonder Woman, bu...
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Funny story: The Mercury Mission

The Mercury Mission

NASA are trying to arrange a manned mission to Mercury even although most scientists say that life could not survive on the planet because of the lack of oxygen and the intense heat. Mercury is the closest planet to the sun and if you could stand...
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Funny story: Footage Of Michael Jackson Cavorting with Benny Hill Discovered

Footage Of Michael Jackson Cavorting with Benny Hill Discovered

Los Angeles, CA - Tens upon tens of thousands of feet of undiscovered film footage of singer Michael Jackson doing slapstick gags with an as yet undead British comedian Benny Hill have been discovered and are expected to entertain the world for years...
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Funny story: The Good Ship Lollipop Loses Precious Cargo

The Good Ship Lollipop Loses Precious Cargo

Legendary vessel the Good Ship Lollipop has run aground on the coast of Wales and lost its cargo of precious candy that was due to be given to poorly children in Carlisle. Over a hundred tones of holiday candy rocks meant for children with diabet...
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Funny story: Hero's blinking days numbered

Hero's blinking days numbered

Hiro Nakamura has just been diagnosed with facial paralysis. The time travelling Hero's nerve ends at the right side of his face are dead. It is feared the excessive squinting and blinking of his eyes whenever he attempts to bend time and space have...
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Funny story: The Most Haunted Medium Mystery

The Most Haunted Medium Mystery

Ghosthunter Chris Roberts has blasted Yvette Fielding the presenter of the popular Television series Most Haunted and Most Haunted Live. Chris claims that Yvette is such a bossy boots it eventually leads to arguments and some really good mediums leav...
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Funny story: Congressman's Face Breaks Windows, Scares Mice

Congressman's Face Breaks Windows, Scares Mice

Congressman Henry Waxman , US Representative of the 30th District in California was indicted by a group of talk show hosts as the ugliest man they had ever set eyes upon, by far the ugliest person in the US Congress. The indictment charges that He...
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Funny story: Last World War One Trench Fighter Passes Away

Last World War One Trench Fighter Passes Away

It is with great regret that we report the passing of Harry Patch, aged 111, the last known man alive to have suffered the rigours of battle in the trenches of World War 1 Harry Patch, of Coombe Down near Bath, England, fought in the battle of Pas...
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Funny story: Rod Stewart Builds Football Pitch Inside Nose

Rod Stewart Builds Football Pitch Inside Nose

Rocker Rod Stewart has built a private football pitch -complete with corner flags, goals and nets - inside his nose. The big nosed star has invited all his friends around for a game to celebrate the construction. The footy-mad singer said it was h...
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Funny story: Evony ladies Steal Chamone's Thunder

Evony ladies Steal Chamone's Thunder

It's just been revealed that writers on satirical website TheSpoof.com have been cooling off on fictional "woman/girl" Chamone in favour of a series of ads run on the site by an online game known as 'Evony' Whilst the avatar of Chamone looks reaso...
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Funny story: America So Fat Its Sinking

America So Fat Its Sinking

Big fat American fuckers are causing the nation to slowly sink into the ocean floor. The obesity epidemic has unbalanced the nation to such an extent that it is predicted that by 2020 the entire country will be 400ft below sea level. Emergency tea...
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Funny story: F1 Announces Radical Rule Changes

F1 Announces Radical Rule Changes

The recent turbulent history of Formula 1 entered a new phase yesterday when the FIA revealed further radical changes aimed at broadening the sport's appeal. Bernie Ecclestone addressed a stunned world media to announce the changes at a hastily ar...
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Funny story: MPs say yes to War in Afghanistan

MPs say yes to War in Afghanistan

In a poll among MPS on the war in Afghanistan 90% say they were in favour of the war but an incredible 100% of MPS say they would not go to fight in Afghanistan and certainly would not send any of their own family members to Afghanistan. Anti War...
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Funny story: Distinguishing the difference between an American and a Canadian

Distinguishing the difference between an American and a Canadian

Canadians and Americans share a chunk of the northern American continent, they may look alike and may at times also sound alike, but their similarity ends there. GUNS 1,200 Canadians are killed by guns per year 33,000 Americans are killed by guns per year WORLDLY AWARE 53 percent of Canadians have passports 23 Percent of Americans have passports (How many are using them is another questi...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson Calls Gordon Brown A C***!

Jeremy Clarkson Calls Gordon Brown A C***!

It's just been revealed that dickhead soft as shit petrolhead Jeremy Clarkson has called PM Gordon Brown a c*nt in an off broadcast moment. It's not the first time that the wannabe tough guy has insulted the PM. He has referred to him in the past...
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Funny story: The Mystery Celebrity Deaths

The Mystery Celebrity Deaths

Ever since the death of Marilyn Munro there has always been people who suspect foul play when any celebrity dies in mysterious circumstances. Investigative journalist David Duke has been looking in to some of the most recent celebrity deaths and...
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Funny story: Cyrus to Hudgens: You're a Total F*cking B*tch!!

Cyrus to Hudgens: You're a Total F*cking B*tch!!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - "And that's exactly what you'd expect her to say in the title if you want anyone to read your article!" said The San Francisco Onion's marketing consultant. He went on to inform the spoof writer that merely tossing a bunch of c...
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Funny story: Uga the bulldog, mascot of the University of Georgia, suicidal after Ginger's death says vet

Uga the bulldog, mascot of the University of Georgia, suicidal after Ginger's death says vet

Uga the bulldog, longtime mascot of the University of Georgia sports teams, was hospitalized Saturday following a suicide attempt says UGA Veterinarian Hospital officials. Uga's girlfriend, Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua, passed away earlier this we...
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Funny story: Mike Hunt Explodes--Famous Pussy Gone

Mike Hunt Explodes--Famous Pussy Gone

British actor, Mike Hunt, 31, and his famous pussy, Boots, were killed, Friday night while asleep. Fire fighters believe methane gas collected under their bed sheets and ignited, apparently as a result of Mike Hunt smoking in bed. The actor was...
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Funny story: Doctor's Remove A Woman's Wisdom Tooth Through Her Vagina

Doctor's Remove A Woman's Wisdom Tooth Through Her Vagina

BALTIMORE - World famous surgeon Dr. Hickory Boston Kettledrum of The John Hopkins Medical Center has just performed his third operation via a woman's vaginal cavity. Dr. Kettledrum's team of amazing doctors worked for three hours to remove Lorett...
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Funny story: Fellatio deaths under reported claims UK study: "Families too ashamed to admit reason men died"

Fellatio deaths under reported claims UK study: "Families too ashamed to admit reason men died"

Researchers in the United Kingdom released the results of a ten-year study of fellatio related deaths in the US, UK, the former Soviet Union, Germany, Spain and France. The study found there were at least 2.5 million fellatio related deaths reported...
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Funny story: Obama has Sgt. Crowley and Prof. Gates Jr. over for Beer and BBQ? Meeting Already Held in Secret?

Obama has Sgt. Crowley and Prof. Gates Jr. over for Beer and BBQ? Meeting Already Held in Secret?

Washington, D.C. - As Sgt. James M. Crowley of the Cambridge Police Department and Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. were let into the Rose Garden of the White House, they were taken aback at the image of their Commander in Chief and leader of...
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Funny story: "Nuke the French" replaces "The Star Spangled Banner" as US National Anthem

"Nuke the French" replaces "The Star Spangled Banner" as US National Anthem

In a move that surprised no one, a joint session of the US House and Senate today approved dropping the Star Spangled Banner as the National Anthem and replacing it with Nuke the French, a song written by Frank E. Jordan, Poet Laureate of West Virgin...
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Funny story: Wienermobile Not Welcome in Waikiki

Wienermobile Not Welcome in Waikiki

Honolulu, HI - The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got sent packing by an environmental group in Hawaii claiming that its cuteness was insidious. Cute wienermobiles are dangerously deceptive and can cause one to purchase inferior frankfurters, or so th...
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Funny story: African Americans Singled Out By Cops

African Americans Singled Out By Cops

Questions have been raised today in Spoofland regarding the disproportionate treatment of African-Americans by the law. The reasons for this cultural trend are principally based on the fact that African-Americans tend to commit more crimes than an...
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Funny story: President Obama's Line of Designer All-Star Game Jeans "The Brobamas" Now On Sale

President Obama's Line of Designer All-Star Game Jeans "The Brobamas" Now On Sale

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just revealed that his designer line of blue jeans named the Brobama Designer All-Star Game Blue Jeans are now on sale. The jeans are being manufactured by The Panting Pants of Panmunjom, a company that is tr...
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