Funny story: Tony Romo Dates Amy Winehouse, Fans In Shock

Tony Romo Dates Amy Winehouse, Fans In Shock

Talk about the odd couple and I wouldn't have believed it had I not seen it with my own photographer's eyes, Tony Romo is actually dating Amy Winehouse. "There's nothing serious going on here", stated Romo at the Nori Sushi Bar & Grill in Dall...
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Funny story: Astronauts Run Out of Quarters for Toilet Aboard ISS

Astronauts Run Out of Quarters for Toilet Aboard ISS

Earth Orbit - "At the time it sounded like a good idea," explains Roger Wilcox, senior budgeting director for the NASA shuttle launches. "Installing a coin operated toilet onboard the International Space Station (ISS) saved us money. And in this age...
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Funny story: We All Know Mangelson's a Twat - How Come We Don't Do Anything?

We All Know Mangelson's a Twat - How Come We Don't Do Anything?

No, Peter (Dark Lord) Mangelson is not the neighbour you would want. But why? Is it the smell of burning sulphur that permeates the atmosphere when he exhales? Is it that he has spun himself from Satan to Saviour in a few short weeks? Could it be that his time as European Commissioner For Something Or Other, secured for him by his best bud, Tony Bliar took him out of the public eye un...
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Funny story: Manned Missions To Mars & The Moon Are Back - Nevada Real Estate Soars

Manned Missions To Mars & The Moon Are Back - Nevada Real Estate Soars

President Barracks Obama's newly announced re-energising of the Space Programme has led to an unexpected phenomenon. Hundreds of thousands of acres of the Nevada Desert have been bought up by speculators keen to cash in on the moon and Mars landin...
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Funny story: Fooling the Zoroastrians

Fooling the Zoroastrians

London - (Penumbral Mess): "Testifying against the Zoroastrians? Just a little hobby of mine, like making vanilla cupcakes," the chief prosecution witness in Regina vs First Zoroastrian Bank of Area 51, Nevada commented today. The case, however, i...
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Funny story: Apollo 11 Crew Share Regrets at Not Doing Michael Jackson style Moonwalk on Moon

Apollo 11 Crew Share Regrets at Not Doing Michael Jackson style Moonwalk on Moon

Dayton, Ohio - Looking back on their historical moment of breaking the earthly bonds, journeying into outer space, landing on the surface of the moon and returning home safely to tell the tale of the greatest adventure mankind has ever known, the cre...
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Funny story: Alison Moyet crushes 12 in food hall stampede

Alison Moyet crushes 12 in food hall stampede

Fat 80's soul singer Alison Moyet crushed 12 not fat people as she pushed her way through a crowded food hall in Bradford today. The obese, slightly scary looking songstress knocked aside the other customers like pinball's as she rushed to get to...
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Funny story: Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Henry McMaster, The attorney general for South Carolina issued a statement today about why he is trying to get Craigslist and the Constitution of the United States shut down. Henry McMaster stated, "We need to fight these prostitution rings both o...
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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty Shares Secret Saucy Secrets

Shilpa Shetty Shares Secret Saucy Secrets

Bollywood babe Shilpa Shetty has shared some of her most intimate secrets recipes for making sauces with Hollywood gerbil-fancier Richard Gere. The Indian hottie got all steamy - over a big pot - with the Officer and a Gentleman star while...
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Funny story: People Who Life in Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Rolling Stones

People Who Life in Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Rolling Stones

The government has issued and urgent warning to glass house owners not to throw their Rolling Stones records about. This warning only applies to those living in said green houses. "We have seen countless cases recently of cut fingers and grazes th...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni To Edit The Sunday Times

Carla Bruni To Edit The Sunday Times

Michael Jackson look-alike Carla Bruni is to edit the Sunday Times. The expressionless former model was invited by a group of old sleazebags from the esteemed newspaper last month to take on the role after they discovered that they practically dedica...
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Funny story: Buddy Holly says he wishes he was Alive

Buddy Holly says he wishes he was Alive

Buddy Holly has communicated with the living for the first time since passing over to the 'Other side'. The original Rock 'N' Roll nerd got in touch with a local psychic and told her that he was "doing well" and to send his love to "mother". Appar...
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Funny story: Scientist Gets in Trouble For Skinning Cat

Scientist Gets in Trouble For Skinning Cat

A scientist is at the centre of an ethical row of animal cruelty versus scientific discovery, following his attempts to test the old maxim: "There's more than one way to skin a cat". Barry Devers, 38, took it upon himself to go around the neighbou...
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Funny story: Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal Sick

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal Sick

New Orleans - Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has come out from under the covers to attack President Obama once again, this time it's health care. In an op-ed he wrote in Politico, Jindal says "I know a little something about health care policy…" Evi...
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Funny story: The Daytime Death Ads

The Daytime Death Ads

A growing number of people are getting more than a bit annoyed at advertisements on daytime television which are being described as the daytime death ads. You are probably aware of the ads involved the over fifty plan for example which seems to be on at every commercial break. John Muir is trying to start a campaign to stop these ads saying "We all no we are going to die but we dont need t...
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Funny story: Titanic II:The Sequel To Debut Next Week

Titanic II:The Sequel To Debut Next Week

Hollywood CA-- The long-awaited sequel to Hollywood's biggest moneymaker is all set to debut next week. 'Titanic II:The Sequel' will follow-up on what happened to the famous wreck after it hit the infamous iceberg. Susan Boyle will sing the title s...
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Funny story: The Astonishing Mr Virus man - The Mr X files

The Astonishing Mr Virus man - The Mr X files

Our Mr X has met up with a man who calls himself The Virus Man. The Virus Man alias James Smith claims that he has been paid millions by representatives of major pharmaceutical companies to be infected by a virus then go into crowded places and infect the population after which he returns home to take the antidote which he has been given within 24 hours. What they pay me is chicken feed in...
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Funny story: Best Of Hilary Duff Re-Release With New Tracklist And "Holiday" Leads

Best Of Hilary Duff Re-Release With New Tracklist And "Holiday" Leads

Hollywood Records knew they did wrong last year when they decided to release a "best-of" including Hilary Duff's biggest hits without her approval; sales were low because of the absent promotion. But now, they seem to beg for pardon. They will be...
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Funny story: Next U.S. President Will Be Winner "American Idol" Style

Next U.S. President Will Be Winner "American Idol" Style

In a great move to save billions in campaign funds and free up all that time and money during the primaries, the U.S. Supreme has decided that it would make a lot more sense and be completely fair to run the next presidential race "American Idol Styl...
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Funny story: The 2009 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' Calendar Is Now On Sale

The 2009 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' Calendar Is Now On Sale

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys Director of Public Relations Tricia Joy Schwartzkoff has said that Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader fans can now go on line and purchase their copy of the brand new 2009 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' Calendar at www.dallascheerlead...
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Funny story: Kiddie Mafia Arrested

Kiddie Mafia Arrested

Philadelphia, PA - Seven children all from the same neighborhood were arrested last week on racketeering charges for maintaining the only lemonade stands within their township, and operating them without a permit. It started out innocently enough, b...
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Funny story: English Republicans Fed Up

English Republicans Fed Up

English Republicans who go to England football matches are totally pissed off that when they go to football matches to watch England play they have to listen to God save the Queen. James Cromwell a spokesperson for English republicans explained th...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's family loses prestigeous royal crack-dealing warrant after uncle's bust

Kate Middleton's family loses prestigeous royal crack-dealing warrant after uncle's bust

London - (Narcotic Mess): The official House of Windsore royal crack dealing warrant is up for grabs again following the collapse of a long running business arrangement with Kate Middleton's feckless moron uncle Gary 'Indiana' Goldsmith. The Spani...
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Funny story: Scotland demands compensation

Scotland demands compensation

Ranald MacDonald of Arbroath claims that not only should Scotland be demanding Independence from the government in England Scots should also be demanding compensation of three trillion pounds for compensation for three hundreds years of exploitation...
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Funny story: Prince Bandar's missus does a runner

Prince Bandar's missus does a runner

London - (Sordid Arabia Mess): Despite several crude attempts to bribe the British asylum and immigration court into 'sending her back home for her own good' the youngest wife of ex-Saudi Arabian ambassador the the US Prince Bandar has dumped her age...
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Funny story: Anonymous Tips Continue to Pile Up in Obama Circumcision Controversy!

Anonymous Tips Continue to Pile Up in Obama Circumcision Controversy!

KwaZula-Natal, South Africa - Thousand of anonymous tips are piling up and causing a health problem at Orange Farm, South Africa, as hordes of African males arrive hourly to subject themselves to circumcision. Responding to nationwide ads feat...
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Funny story: Princess Diana had Swine flu before she died

Princess Diana had Swine flu before she died

Kenisington Palace had refused to comment on a claim that Prince Diana had tested positive for the H1N1 virus in the days before she died. The claim has re-emerged in the Spanish tabloid Magazine "Wetalka Loadsabolloks" which is very popular with...
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Funny story: White House to be painted black

White House to be painted black

The White House is to be painted black claims investigative reporters Brian Blue & Gordon Green. They claim they have inside knowledge that President Obama wants The White House painted black so that terrorists cannot see it in the dark. Grah...
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Funny story: The Governor is back

The Governor is back

Arnold Schwarzenegger Governor of California former bodybuilder and Hollywood movie star has been persuaded to return to Hollywood to star in the proposed movie The return of Predator. The original movie Predator in 1987 was one of Arnold Schwarz...
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Funny story: Cheney Waterboards Self: Says, "Bastard had it coming!"

Cheney Waterboards Self: Says, "Bastard had it coming!"

Former Vice President Dick Cheney remains in guarded condition today at the University of Wyoming Proctologic Hospital in Pettifogger, Wyoming. Cheney was admitted Sunday evening following a self inflicted waterboarding incident. "The bastard had i...
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Funny story: Homer Simpson contracts swine flu

Homer Simpson contracts swine flu

It has been confirmed by Marge Simpson that her husband Homer has contracted swine flu. Speaking from his bedside at the Springfield City Hospital, Mrs Simpson said that her husband was extremely comfortable, although the doctor did ask that with...
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Funny story: Wanking at work reaches endemic proportions

Wanking at work reaches endemic proportions

Headline news in The Sun last Saturday revealed to a shocked nation the onanistic exploits of a Virgin Trains driver on the West Coast main line who was caught tossing himself off in his cab. However The Spoof can reveal secret government research wh...
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Funny story: Deadbeat Dads Ruining Reef Life, Say Single Seahorse Moms

Deadbeat Dads Ruining Reef Life, Say Single Seahorse Moms

CAPE HATTERAS, NC - Hippocampus erectus dads have been neglecting their responsibilities too often lately, say seahorse moms, and it's leaving deep scars in their coral reef community. "He said he didn't want to do an 8-hour courtship dance becaus...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Hoax Claim

Bigfoot Hoax Claim

The alleged creature known as bigfoot is a hoax according to anthropologist Cecil Grossman. There are no huge hairy ape like creatures in the forests or in the remote parts of the USA and Canada and there is absolutely no evidence to prove they exist. The hoax of bigfoot is apparently being carried out by Bill Boggin who travels around the remote areas of America and Canada because he has the worl...
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Funny story: A Loving Tribute To Michael Jackson

A Loving Tribute To Michael Jackson

Are you getting a bit sick of hearing about Michael Jackson in the news? For me it's been bouncing between I've heard enough, and I want to hear some more because I can't get enough of all the fucked up shit that's being uncovered! At times like these I could take the easy path and make cheap jokes about any of the countless stereotypes that spring to mind when you think of him. But I think...
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Funny story: Surviving Jackson's Struggle to Stay in the Spotlight

Surviving Jackson's Struggle to Stay in the Spotlight

If you thought the Michael Jackson death juggernaut was slowing down, guess again! Because now thanks to his opportunistic family we're going to get hit with a mountain of morbid merchandise from the surviving Jackson's hoping to grab some of the spotlight from the dearly departed King of Pop! First out of the gate is LaToya with her tribute song to Michael called "Home" that's being release...
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Funny story: NASA blows the lid on Moon Landing Hoax

NASA blows the lid on Moon Landing Hoax

Fed up with the proliferation of Moon Landing Hoax web sites over the recent years, NASA have finally stepped forward to dispel the hoaxers once and for all, with a real legitimate rocket scientist, Anne Gree, head of the Public Perception of Science...
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Funny story: House Of Lords to be abolished

House Of Lords to be abolished

Its only a matter of time before the House of Lords will be abolished claims political expert David Jones. The House of lords' origins go back as far as the 11th century but some people have been talking about abolishing it for some time as its f...
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Funny story: A General, A Colonel, and A Major File A Lawsuit Against President Obama

A General, A Colonel, and A Major File A Lawsuit Against President Obama

TAMPA, Florida - Three United States military officers have filed a lawsuit against President Barack Obama claiming that he does not have a birth certificate. General Clyde Dunfrey Chitlins, along with Colonel Dunward Naysayer Grackle, and Major S...
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Funny story: Gov. Schwarzenegger Calls Himself Girly Man

Gov. Schwarzenegger Calls Himself Girly Man

Sacramento - The people of California are scratching their heads tonight and wondering if what they saw on Cable Access was real. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, visibly shaken, admitted that he is scared to death of Assembly Speaker Karen Bass...
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Funny story: Andrew Flintoff To Take Up Crown Green Bowling

Andrew Flintoff To Take Up Crown Green Bowling

Former England cricket captain Andrew Flintoff, who this week announced that he will retire from Test cricket after the current Ashes series, has told friends at lancashire CC that he hopes to take up the rather less strenuous sport of Crown Green Bo...
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Funny story: The Real Reasons Blake Fielder-Civil Is Divorcing Amy Winehouse

The Real Reasons Blake Fielder-Civil Is Divorcing Amy Winehouse

LONDON - British doo-wop, funk singer Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil has filed for divorce from his wife. Fielder-Civil's attorney Cambric Barnstable was asked on what grounds was his client filing for divorce. Barnstable reached in h...
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Funny story: Sonia Sotomayor Says She Will Sell Her Taco Bell Stock

Sonia Sotomayor Says She Will Sell Her Taco Bell Stock

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Supreme Court Justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor who has been grilled, degrilled, and regrilled by the senators on the nominating committee has said that if it will make Senator Arlen Specter happy she will agree to sell her 1.7 milli...
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Funny story: GMC Introduces Electric Car

GMC Introduces Electric Car

Boston MA: Government Motors Corporation (GMC), now out of bankruptcy, has authorized its remaining dealerships to begin marketing their new electric car, the Maxwell. A GMC spokesperson said "The Maxwell is a real Joule. The government's "Cash f...
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Funny story: Cheney, Rove, and Glenn Beck Related

Cheney, Rove, and Glenn Beck Related

Salt Lake City, UT - It has just been discovered that Dick Cheney and Karl Rove are half brothers, sharing the same mother, and that Glenn Beck is Cheney's love child. The fathers of Cheney and Rove are brothers, and are said to have at least 23...
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