Funny story: Channel 665 Closed Down Because It's Crap

Channel 665 Closed Down Because It's Crap

Local radio station 665 closed down today after seven years of broadcasting because bosses pulled the plug, describing it as 'crap' Steve Shite and Geraldine who presented the breakfast show were devastated by the closure. Shite told us: "I'll...
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Funny story: England Football Team Urged To Play 664 Formation.

England Football Team Urged To Play 664 Formation.

Unemployable idiot, Rodney Pole has been urging the England football team to play in a 6-6-4 formation to be in with any chance of landing the 2010 World Cup. We did point out to Pole that 6-6-4, including the goalie, would make a team total of 17...
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Funny story: Big Blob Headed For Alaska

Big Blob Headed For Alaska

A big black blob has been sighted floating about in the Arctic Ocean off the coast of Alaska. Eerily reminiscent of a Stephen King short story, the big black blob, which is not thought to be extraterrestrial in origin has been watched ferociously...
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Funny story: 'OK, it was a feeble April Fool's joke that only Americans fell for', NASA admits

'OK, it was a feeble April Fool's joke that only Americans fell for', NASA admits

In 1969 NASA copied the BBC, who had made a documentary about pasta being harvested from trees in Italy for an April Fool's joke, and made their own silly film about people landing on the Moon. 'Hey, it was only a bit of fun', astronaut Buzz Light...
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Funny story: Blair For EU President - Bid Stopped In Tracks When He Realised That Cherie Is In The Deal

Blair For EU President - Bid Stopped In Tracks When He Realised That Cherie Is In The Deal

Very soon, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom will be able to breathe a sigh of relief as the burden of monarchy is lifted from her ageing shoulders. For there is to be a new Head of State in the person of Anthony (Tony) Blair, when he becom...
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Funny story: Swine Flu - Far Worse For Men

Swine Flu - Far Worse For Men

Scientists have confirmed that the type of Swine Flu experienced by men is much more painful and distressing than that contracted by women. Men, on detecting the first symptoms, are advised to go home, lie on the couch and watch TV. Fluid intak...
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Funny story: Government claims unemployment is good for swine flu

Government claims unemployment is good for swine flu

The government today said that the unemployment situation in the country is actually good for preventing a swine flu epidemic. A spokesman from Downing Street, Faye Kekspenses, said that the recent policy of bailing out the banks who have had one...
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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Agent 004,Chapter Nine:Bankruptcy

Bargis Tryhol Agent 004,Chapter Nine:Bankruptcy

Bargis Tryhol cautiously lifted an eyelid. Ever so slowly he surveyed the room. He definitely was not where he had been the night before. Silk sheets, exquisite furnishings and the sent of Jasmine in the air. All that was in the past. This rat-infested hole must have been condemned several times over. He let out an involuntary moan. he heard voices yelling, as if across a courtyard. Women, men...
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Funny story: Greg LeMond claims Lance Armstrong stuffs bib with Braunschwieger

Greg LeMond claims Lance Armstrong stuffs bib with Braunschwieger

MINNEAPOLIS - Greg Lemond's accusations against Lance Armstrong stooped to new lows at a Le Tour de France press conference Thursday. "I saw him, I did, he was huddled beside the Astana team bus stuffing something down his bib shorts, yeah, it l...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Radcliffe Seen With Tom Cruise

Harry Potter Star Radcliffe Seen With Tom Cruise

At the L.A. premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, film star and teen icon Daniel Radcliffe was seen talking to famed cult icon Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is famous for generally good movies before he joined the infamous Scientology cult,...
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Funny story: CBS Evening News To Go Topless

CBS Evening News To Go Topless

New York, NY-- The CBS (Complete Bull Shit) Evening News With Katie Colonic is trying a novel approach to find viewers. Katie will appear topless on newscasts beginning on July 20th. She will be shown completely naked during 'sweep weeks' for higher...
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Funny story: Ghost Of Michael Jackson Smashes Madonna's Marseille Stage

Ghost Of Michael Jackson Smashes Madonna's Marseille Stage

Marsaille, France - First it was Obama's teleprompter, now it's Madonna's stage. Michael Jackson's vengeful ghost has proven it will stop at nothing to prevent anyone from enjoying the rest of the summer. The stage being prepared for Madonna's upc...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Gets Divorce So She Can Now Wed Internet Mouse

Amy Winehouse Gets Divorce So She Can Now Wed Internet Mouse

Batty English skank singer Amy Winehouse got divorced today and grunted that she intends to immediately get remarried to her beloved mouse. The smelly, ugly horse-face has been having an on-off relationship with the little mouse featured in the in...
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Funny story: Zac Efron Creams Pants at Illegal Donkey Show

Zac Efron Creams Pants at Illegal Donkey Show

Heat-throb actor Zac Efron spilled ice cream all over his tartan slacks while attending an illegal donkey exhibition in downtown Los Angeles. The High School Musical star was wiped down by two muscular tanned bodyguards and escorted from the venue...
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Funny story: Nobody Likes Raymond

Nobody Likes Raymond

The former cast of TV sitcom 'Everybody Likes Raymond' have spoken for the first time about their hatred for the eponymous star Ray Romano. "Ray was a dick. Nobody liked him. His ass smelled like vomit. I smelled his ass many times and I know this...
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Funny story: Sotomayor Hearings Prompt Many To Cancel Their Cable Subscriptions

Sotomayor Hearings Prompt Many To Cancel Their Cable Subscriptions

Washington, DC The hearings to confirm Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor have become so long, overwrought and boring that many cable subsscribers have decided to cancel their subscriptions and throw away their televisions. A Neilson poll showe...
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Funny story: VanHalen Star Involved in Local Man's Bridge Leap

VanHalen Star Involved in Local Man's Bridge Leap

Van Halen guitarist Eddie VanHalen was questioned overnight over his involvement in the attempted suicide of a local man Bobby Finch. The legendary guitarist was out for an evening jog when he spotted Mr. Finch leaning over a bridge. The man's wi...
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Funny story: Girl Can't Stop Slapping Her Boyfriends Arse

Girl Can't Stop Slapping Her Boyfriends Arse

Janet Carlisle, 27, says she cannot and will not stop slapping her boyfriend Craig's arse, despite repeated attempts to wean her off the practice. The peroxide-blonde hairdresser says she loves his bum and likes the way it moves in his denims jean...
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Funny story: It's a Man's World

It's a Man's World

It's official: it's a man's world. Researchers at the University of Calcutta have completed a 5-year study into the control of Earth by various sectors of humankind. Their findings show that men dominate, closely followed by women, then old people an...
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Funny story: Partial List From Thursday's The Primetime Emmy Award Nominations

Partial List From Thursday's The Primetime Emmy Award Nominations

As the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Award nominations were announced on Thursday night, a number of nominations drew special attention. For one, Sarah Silverman was nominated for "Best At Presenting The Primetime Emmy Award". Then there was anoth...
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Funny story: Nations Elephants Going Whacko!

Nations Elephants Going Whacko!

Washington, DC - Dr. Michael "Packy" Steele, the nationally esteemed biologist and chief shit picker upper for the elephant exhibits at the National Zoo in Washington, first noticed the dim-witted behavior of the elephants last fall. "Instead of...
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Funny story: Aldrin Admits He Should Have Been First

Aldrin Admits He Should Have Been First

Buzz Aldrin has come clean and admitted that it should have been him that was first onto the moon. Forty years ago, man first walked on the moon, and that man was Neil Armstrong. However, that's not the way it had been planned. "On the trip up,...
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Funny story: British Met Office accused of incompetency

British Met Office accused of incompetency

Accusations have been pointed at the British Met Office for inability to predict the weather now, never mind for tomorrow. Claims that predicting the weather is complicated are ridiculed by meteorologists from the rest of the world who quite often...
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Funny story: The second coming of the great prophet Zog

The second coming of the great prophet Zog

Followers of the second coming of the great prophet Zog have descended at stonhenge to pray for his return. Their leader James Robertson believes that Zog will return to earth to sort out all earths problems for the good of mankind. Zog was accor...
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Funny story: MP buys racehorse on expenses

MP buys racehorse on expenses

A civil servant who wishes to remain anonymous lets call him Mr X has stated that an MP has claimed expenses that he is not entitled to totalling £180,000. He has used the £180,000 to buy a thoroughbred racehorse which is called High Expenses whi...
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Funny story: Bubbles the ape fuming with Michael Jackson's family

Bubbles the ape fuming with Michael Jackson's family

Bubbles the ape, former confidant and best friend of Michael Jackson, is fuming with the Jackson family. A statement issued by the ape today, admittedly comprising of a set of high pitched screams, plenty of "ooh, ooh" sounds, much arm waving and...
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty - France demands its return

Statue of Liberty - France demands its return

France has demanded the return of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue has spent nearly one hundred and thirty years welcoming visitors, immigrants and folks returning home. But France says that the statue bestows an iconic status for the fundamental ri...
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Funny story: NBA Star Richard Jefferson Says, "I Don't"

NBA Star Richard Jefferson Says, "I Don't"

NEW YORK CITY - Former New Jersey Net player and now San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson was a 'no show' at his own wedding. Jefferson called the whole thing off just 17 minutes before the thing was to have occurred. His fiancee, the gorgeous an...
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Funny story: Nine-Year-Old Guitarist Blows 'em All Away On America's Got Talent

Nine-Year-Old Guitarist Blows 'em All Away On America's Got Talent

LOS ANGELES - Little nine-year-old Tallan Noble Latz from Elkhorn, Wisconsin appeared on America's Got Talent and he proceeded to show the audience, the judges, and the television viewers that he can flat out play the livin' daylights out of the guit...
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Funny story: Pattaya Man Watches Entire 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' Movie In Thai - Without Subtitles!

Pattaya Man Watches Entire 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' Movie In Thai - Without Subtitles!

A British man living here in the Thai eastern seaboard town of Pattaya has told of his mind-numbing experience two nights ago, when he was forced to watch an entire movie in Thai, without subtitles. The man, Anton Polharr, originally from Hull, ex...
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Funny story: Sen. Franken does stand-up comedy at Sotomayor Hearings; Shares Plans for Next Sight Gag

Sen. Franken does stand-up comedy at Sotomayor Hearings; Shares Plans for Next Sight Gag

Washington, D.C. - "I was nervous," confessed Senator Al Franken, after he finished his first set to a receptive congressional hearing committee considering the nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor as the next justice to seat on the Supreme Court. "I'...
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Funny story: Infamous 'Lizard Murderer' Dies In Prison

Infamous 'Lizard Murderer' Dies In Prison

USA - The notorious Lizard Murderer of Frankfort, Kentucky has died in prison at the age of 54, officials at the Frankfort Prison for Mentally Challenged Offenders say. Those who do not remember the man specifically might still recall some of the...
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Funny story: 662 - Writer Panics As 666 Draws Nigh

662 - Writer Panics As 666 Draws Nigh

Crap Spoofer Skoob1999 was today reported to be in a panic as Spoof story 666 loomed on the horizon. "I didn't realise what I was getting myself into," a sobbing Skoob told us. "I thought it was all about having a beer or three and taking the piss...
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Funny story: Barfing Statue Hauled Off Mall Premises After Just 20 Minutes

Barfing Statue Hauled Off Mall Premises After Just 20 Minutes

It seemed like a good idea at the time. But a belching and barfing statue sculpted by local art student, Bohdi Jansen, managed to remain on display inside a local shopping mall a mere 20 minutes before being carted off by mall authorities. "Well...
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