Funny story: President Obama Catching Hell For Winning $358,000 on The All-Star Game

President Obama Catching Hell For Winning $358,000 on The All-Star Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has been severely criticized for betting on the American League in Major League Baseball's 2009 All-Star Game. The president, who is a lifelong Chicago White Sox fan won a total of $358,000 by betting on t...
View 'President Obama Catching Hell For Winning $358,000 on The All-Star Game'
Funny story: Sotomayor Quotes Ozzy Osbourne at Confirmation Hearing

Sotomayor Quotes Ozzy Osbourne at Confirmation Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The pungent aroma of Sotomayor asada filled the air Wednesday at the Capitol Building as prominent Republicans turned up the heat on Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor, who was sweating profusely by midday under their incessant...
View 'Sotomayor Quotes Ozzy Osbourne at Confirmation Hearing'
Funny story: Video Released Of Michael Jackson's Pepsi Ad Accident Prompts 02 Arena Copycat Event

Video Released Of Michael Jackson's Pepsi Ad Accident Prompts 02 Arena Copycat Event

London, UK - With the release of video of Michael Jackson's hair catching fire during a 1984 Pepsi commercial, several hundred fans have gathered at London's O2 arena to participate in a vigil and light each other's hair on fire. Said one particip...
View 'Video Released Of Michael Jackson's Pepsi Ad Accident Prompts 02 Arena Copycat Event'
Funny story: BNP changes name following Euro Parliament performance

BNP changes name following Euro Parliament performance

Following the snubbing received from fellow members of the European Parliament at the opening of the new term of the European Gravy Train, newly-elected MEP and head of the BNP, Ron Nasty, has decided to rename his party. Mr Nasty has instructed a...
View 'BNP changes name following Euro Parliament performance'
Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star With Lisa Marie Presley In "The Thrilling Story of Michael Jackson"

Adam Lambert To Star With Lisa Marie Presley In "The Thrilling Story of Michael Jackson"

HOLLYWOOD - Rolling Stone Magazine has just confirmed that American Idol's Adam Lambert and Elvis Presley's Lisa Marie Presley have signed on to make a motion picture tribute to Michael Jackson titled, The Thrilling Singing and Dancing Story of Micha...
View 'Adam Lambert To Star With Lisa Marie Presley In "The Thrilling Story of Michael Jackson"'
Funny story: Deborah Rowe on whoremoan replacement therapy

Deborah Rowe on whoremoan replacement therapy

Los Angeles - (Homopathetic Ass Mess): OctoMom's former snatch doctor has prescribed Debbie Rowe the same oral remedy that's stimulated c(o)untless fecund Hollywood uteruses like Angelia Jolie's and Katie Holmes'. Rowe is anxious to revive her sag...
View 'Deborah Rowe on whoremoan replacement therapy'
Funny story: Janet Jackson's Boobs Finally Get Lawsuit Settled

Janet Jackson's Boobs Finally Get Lawsuit Settled

I guess it was due after Michael Jackson's death and all the freaky things going on with the Jackson family that one thing has certainly came out right, if you'll excuse the pun. A four year lawsuit has been declared dismissed after Janet Jackson'...
View 'Janet Jackson's Boobs Finally Get Lawsuit Settled'
Funny story: Sexy, nudist Tour de France follows Lance and Co!

Sexy, nudist Tour de France follows Lance and Co!

Nudists, FKK, Gay Rights, Lesbians and other sexually driven groups including S & M ers and latex fetishers have collaborated and successfully launched the 2009 "Nudist Tour De Sex in France." They are following the same route as the real Tour...
View 'Sexy, nudist Tour de France follows Lance and Co!'
Funny story: Squirrel Attacks Limey In Madison Square Park

Squirrel Attacks Limey In Madison Square Park

Limey dickhead, Skoob 1999, a sometime contributor to world renowned satirical website TheSpoof.com has revealed that Americans are basically a big bunch of robbing thieving bastards. Especially the squirrels. Whingeing bastard Spoof pretender...
View 'Squirrel Attacks Limey In Madison Square Park'
Funny story: North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee

North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - The Tennessee Office of Tourism has intercepted an email sent to a Wi Poo Fung, owner of Wi Poo Fung's Cleaners in downtown Chattanooga, "We No Clean It Too Good - You No Pay, Okey Dokey Hokey Pokey?" The email states that...
View 'North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee'
Funny story: Joe Jackson to take Jacko's Kids on the Road: "The Jackson 4 - 1MJ = 3 + ME Tour de Force U"?

Joe Jackson to take Jacko's Kids on the Road: "The Jackson 4 - 1MJ = 3 + ME Tour de Force U"?

Las Vegas, Nevada - "It will be the children's first Tour de Force," said Joe Jackson, as he prepared his luggage for the flight back to Los Angeles. "But I assure you it won't be their last Tour de Force, if I got anything to do with it." Mr. Jac...
View 'Joe Jackson to take Jacko's Kids on the Road: "The Jackson 4 - 1MJ = 3 + ME Tour de Force U"?'
Funny story: Tatiana Del Toro Wants To Date Kevin Skinner

Tatiana Del Toro Wants To Date Kevin Skinner

LOS ANGELES - UPI has just announced that American Idol reject Tatiana Del Toro wants to go out on a date with America's Got Talent contestant Kevin Skinner. Del Toro supposedly told her hair stylist, Slicky Pomade of Pomona, that she is tired of...
View 'Tatiana Del Toro Wants To Date Kevin Skinner'
Funny story: Worlds Most Perfect penis Attached To Worlds Ugliest, Smelliest Man

Worlds Most Perfect penis Attached To Worlds Ugliest, Smelliest Man

The World Penis Festival ended toady with the winner of the prized 'Golden Shaft' being won by an ugly, fucking bastard. Markus Lowtonicus, from number 21 Sycamore Grove, Lancashire is regarded as a pig-ugly, minger of a man but that didn't stop h...
View 'Worlds Most Perfect penis Attached To Worlds Ugliest, Smelliest Man'
Funny story: Man Gets Divorced From Reality

Man Gets Divorced From Reality

Local man Tim Traveller has formally announced that he has become divorced from reality. Tim, from Stoke on Trent, said he had sought an annulment from this World after repeated attempts to fit in failed. "I'm just not cut out for this sort of th...
View 'Man Gets Divorced From Reality'
Funny story: Wingless Airplanes Not Such a Good Idea After All

Wingless Airplanes Not Such a Good Idea After All

It was hailed as a revolution in aviation, but the wingless airplane has yet to get off the ground. Literally. Boffins at the Aeronautical Institute for the Retarded (A.I.R) proposed the idea several months ago during the dawn of the economic cris...
View 'Wingless Airplanes Not Such a Good Idea After All'
Funny story: Little Boy Blue Come Blow Your Horn!

Little Boy Blue Come Blow Your Horn!

Local farming representatives have called on Little Boy Blue to come blue his horn after several people have discovered cows in the corn. "We are calling upon the young lad to use his powers to make this terrible travesty stop", said one man, "onl...
View 'Little Boy Blue Come Blow Your Horn!'
Funny story: Local Elderly Spinster Sisters Put Out For Visiting Dignitary Bruce Forsyth

Local Elderly Spinster Sisters Put Out For Visiting Dignitary Bruce Forsyth

Local 96-year old twin sisters Rosemary and Valerie Browne shared a night of unbridled hot, steamy passion with visiting celebrity television presenter Bruce Forsyth. The twins were overcome with sexual longing upon meeting the legendary big-chinn...
View 'Local Elderly Spinster Sisters Put Out For Visiting Dignitary Bruce Forsyth'
Funny story: Crystal Defanti De-Flowers Carrie Prejean in CA Boutique

Crystal Defanti De-Flowers Carrie Prejean in CA Boutique

SACRAMENTO, CA - Things took an unexpected turn for the better today at Sugar's Shack boutique in Sacramento, California when ousted Miss California Carrie Prejean and reigning Isabelle Jackson Elementary school Porn Queen Crystal Defanti apparently...
View 'Crystal Defanti De-Flowers Carrie Prejean in CA Boutique'
Funny story: Jon Gosselin Ready For New Life, New Girlfriend

Jon Gosselin Ready For New Life, New Girlfriend

Jon and Kate Plus 8 father Jon Gosselin may be without the Kate, but the missing father of sextupletes and twins is eagerly, perhaps greedily moving forward in his life "without all that baggage" PLUS his new life and girlfriend. After all, he's h...
View 'Jon Gosselin Ready For New Life, New Girlfriend'
Funny story: 660 - Spoof Writer Half A Dozen Away From Something Really Bad

660 - Spoof Writer Half A Dozen Away From Something Really Bad

Just in: (That's what they call a chap with a one-inch penis around here, Justin) Spoof contributor Skoob1999, who by his own admission is absolutely rubbish, has been observed amid a sea of cigarette ash and crumpled beer cans contemplating story...
View '660 - Spoof Writer Half A Dozen Away From Something Really Bad'
Funny story: Mary Poppins Wanted For Drug Dealing.

Mary Poppins Wanted For Drug Dealing.

Police have confirmed that an arrest warrant has been issued for one 'Mary Poppins' in relation to the dealing of illegal, nonprescription drugs to minors. "We've been after her for a while", stated Officer C.O. Rupt, head of operation Spit Spot.
View 'Mary Poppins Wanted For Drug Dealing.'
Funny story: Robert Redford Weds Vagina Painting Artist Sibylle Szaggars

Robert Redford Weds Vagina Painting Artist Sibylle Szaggars

Hamburg, Germany - Actor, environmental activist and ski resort developer, Robert Redford, 71, has married his longtime girlfriend, Sibylle Szaggars, 51, in a private ceremony at the St. Catherine Church in Hamburg, Germany. Although the actor's...
View 'Robert Redford Weds Vagina Painting Artist Sibylle Szaggars'
Funny story: King of Pop now King of PRoNK

King of Pop now King of PRoNK

PYONGYANG, Wed. In developing news, astonishing rumours are amok that Kim Jong Il, ailing President of the People's Republic of North Korea, is to be replaced by none other than the hitherto dead pop personality, Michael Jackson. A reliable sourc...
View 'King of Pop now King of PRoNK'
Funny story: Does Susan Boyle Have Michael Jackson's Brain?

Does Susan Boyle Have Michael Jackson's Brain?

Last night the stage saw a new Susan Boyle. Gone was the lady who has been hiding in motel rooms and missing her place on the traveling group of singers from "Britain's Got Talent". Beginning with a slow beautiful rendition of "Memory" from cats,...
View 'Does Susan Boyle Have Michael Jackson's Brain?'
Funny story: Solar powered car

Solar powered car

A Solar Powered car has been invented in the USA. The inventor however Carl Carson has disappeared fearing for his life.A neighbour John McCarthy claims that Mr Carson has had threatening letters phone calls and emails all because he has invented som...
View 'Solar powered car'
Funny story: Flintoff: Cricket Hurting My Drinking

Flintoff: Cricket Hurting My Drinking

Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff, 31, has announced his retirement from Test cricket in order to spend more time with his ale. After an injury-plagued career, the talismanic all-rounder will now confine himself to games lasting less than two hours. "I...
View 'Flintoff: Cricket Hurting My Drinking'
Funny story: Jon of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Turning Into A Playboy

Jon of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Turning Into A Playboy

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has really turned into a first-class playboy since he filed for divorce from his wife Kate two weeks ago. The Korean father of sextuplets and two older children was first linked to...
View 'Jon of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Turning Into A Playboy'
Funny story: Hackers ruin iPhone App 'purity ring' with Stones' 'Let's Spend The Night Together' ringtone

Hackers ruin iPhone App 'purity ring' with Stones' 'Let's Spend The Night Together' ringtone

London - (Abstinence Mess): Cyber hackers have made Apple's iPhone and iPod Touch into obsolete junk by hacking into operations mainframes controlling a new purity ring iPhone App. This has resulted in customers' purity pledge cyber application...
View 'Hackers ruin iPhone App 'purity ring' with Stones' 'Let's Spend The Night Together' ringtone'
Funny story: "SpongeBob SquarePants" finally comes out of the "Closet"?

"SpongeBob SquarePants" finally comes out of the "Closet"?

Hollywood, California - After spending hours reorganizing his closet, SpongeBob SquarePants finally came out, taking a break for a moment, only to find his friends had prepared a surprise birthday party celebration for him down stairs. "With all...
View '"SpongeBob SquarePants" finally comes out of the "Closet"?'
Funny story: Congress Designates July 22 as National Chicken Day

Congress Designates July 22 as National Chicken Day

Washington DC: Congress has recognized July 22 as National Chicken Day, as the USA and every other culture in the world have relied on the chicken for sustenance. Yet this bird is always the butt of fowl jokes. Colonel Sanders is to host the festi...
View 'Congress Designates July 22 as National Chicken Day'
Funny story: Jackson's 'Sharia Law' will found in Bahrain

Jackson's 'Sharia Law' will found in Bahrain

Manama, Bahrain - (Offshore Banking Mess): Suspicions that Michael Jackson may have converted to Islam shortly before his death intensified today after an 'Islamic' last will and testament was discovered in Manama that disinherits the singer's childr...
View 'Jackson's 'Sharia Law' will found in Bahrain'
Funny story: London 2012 Olympics Doomed

London 2012 Olympics Doomed

The Olympic Games scheduled for London on July 2012 will not take place according to scientist Ann Unaki. At a press conference in London she explained that NASA has discovered a large mass a planet the size of Jupiter heading our way it is plane...
View 'London 2012 Olympics Doomed'
Funny story: Top 15 Low-Cost Rivals Of Two-Buck Chuck

Top 15 Low-Cost Rivals Of Two-Buck Chuck

After a cheap wine named "Two-Buck Chuck" was entered into a national wine-tasting by the "Master Tasters" secretly and won first prize, other imitators are out there: Top 15 Low-Cost Rivals Of Two-Buck Chuck 15. Chateau De Composto 14. I Can't Believe It's Not Two-Buck Chuck 13. Bigfoot's Organic 13. Jean-Paul Jones Goodo Moutain Dew 12. Old Club Foot 11. Blue Nose-Veined Nun...
View 'Top 15 Low-Cost Rivals Of Two-Buck Chuck'
Funny story: Ferguson opens lid on this summers bizarre transfer policy!

Ferguson opens lid on this summers bizarre transfer policy!

In a world exclusive, The Spoof today got an inside view, courtesy of Sir Alex Ferguson, into Manchester United's somewhat baffling summer transfer policy of selling top players and buying 'fodder'. After chewing frantically through a years supply of...
View 'Ferguson opens lid on this summers bizarre transfer policy!'
Funny story: Flintoff retires from Test Cricket

Flintoff retires from Test Cricket

Today has seen the much expected announcement that Andrew (Freddy) Flintoff will be retiring from Test Cricket following this summers ashes series. Flintoff has announced that his decision follows a series of injuries that have told his body it i...
View 'Flintoff retires from Test Cricket'
Funny story: Bullshit Machine Continues to Run Unabated

Bullshit Machine Continues to Run Unabated

Anywhere USA: Diogenes searched for an honest man with his lantern. This reporter, possessing a large strobe lamp, set out to shine the light on various people and say "enough political BULLSHIT, please turn off the machine." President Obama: "The unemployment rate should not exceed 8%, especially when the stimulus package gets up to speed and creates jobs." Au contraire, Mr. President methinks...
View 'Bullshit Machine Continues to Run Unabated'
Funny story: God loses court case

God loses court case

Michael Roberts of Glasgow raised a Legal Action in the Scottish Courts against GOD for financial compensation for giving him such a shit life. Michael explained that as a young boy he was taken to church every Sunday and for years he was told st...
View 'God loses court case'
Funny story: President Obama's Pitch Sails Into The Stands And Hits Dick Cheney

President Obama's Pitch Sails Into The Stands And Hits Dick Cheney

ST. LOUIS - St. Louis Cardinals superstar Albert Pujols told the president of the United States not to quit his day job after the president threw out Major League Baseball's All-Star game's ceremonial first pitch. President Obama trotted out to th...
View 'President Obama's Pitch Sails Into The Stands And Hits Dick Cheney'
Funny story: Stacy Keibler Body Slams George Hamilton

Stacy Keibler Body Slams George Hamilton

HOLLYWOOD - Former WWF, WCW, and WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler has admitted that she did indeed body slam actor George Hamilton in a Malibu Beach Starbucks. The 29-year-old Keibler, nicknamed "The Legs" said that she just finally got sick and tired o...
View 'Stacy Keibler Body Slams George Hamilton'
Funny story: Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood

Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Two "tainted lots" of a generic version of propofol, a powerful sedative and anesthetic used by pop icon Michael Jackson before his death, have been recalled by the drug maker. The Los Angeles Times indicated police found the drug...
View 'Tainted Jackson Drug Recall Hits Hollywood'
Funny story: Father Wayne Rooney? What's All That About?

Father Wayne Rooney? What's All That About?

In a desperate bid to plumb new depths the great British redtops have announced that, had he not become a professional footballer, Manchester United ace Wayne Rooney would have become a priest! It seems that Rooney was more interested in Religeous...
View 'Father Wayne Rooney? What's All That About?'
Funny story: City Sign Judas Iscariot - What Next?

City Sign Judas Iscariot - What Next?

It was revealed yesterday that Manchester City have finally signed Argentinian striker Judas Iscariot. Iscariot, who runs about a lot huffing and puffing, was said to be delighted by his move down the road. United fan, Mental Mickey, speaking f...
View 'City Sign Judas Iscariot - What Next?'
Funny story: Pattaya Man Calls US Man A 'Sex Pest' And 'Paedo'

Pattaya Man Calls US Man A 'Sex Pest' And 'Paedo'

A British man living here in the Eastern seaboard town of Pattaya has astounded locals and tourists alike by referring to a visiting American tourist as a Sex Pest and a Paedo (paedophile). The incident happened as Anton Polharr, 46 from Hull, was...
View 'Pattaya Man Calls US Man A 'Sex Pest' And 'Paedo''
Funny story: Daft Bastard Survives 12 Days In Australian Outback

Daft Bastard Survives 12 Days In Australian Outback

A daft bastard from Luton, 19 year old Harry Kuntz was found by a police search and rescue team after spending 12 days lost in the outback. Kuntz, a fudge factory worker went off for a stroll and inexplicably lost his bearings. Having left his cel...
View 'Daft Bastard Survives 12 Days In Australian Outback'
Funny story: Sex In The City Does Go On Bishop Admits

Sex In The City Does Go On Bishop Admits

Bishop Podraig O'Malley of Birmingham today admitted that people in the city are having sex most of the time. Speaking from a desk at Aston University, he told us: "When you do that Google Earth thing, you can see all the streets, and the building...
View 'Sex In The City Does Go On Bishop Admits'
Funny story: Porn Prince Knocks One Out of the Park

Porn Prince Knocks One Out of the Park

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It only took James Mitchell about three seconds to get to third base with his daughter's mother Danielle Keller, and another three minutes to score; it also took him about three minutes to beat her to death with a baseball bat, sa...
View 'Porn Prince Knocks One Out of the Park'
Funny story: O.J. Gets Work Release

O.J. Gets Work Release

The Nevada Department of Corrections and the National Football League have worked out a work release program for former Buffalo Bills Super Star and convicted felon O.J. Simpson. In the deal Simpson will be allowed to leave his maximum security pr...
View 'O.J. Gets Work Release'
Funny story: Sotomayor "Picks Up the Pace" at Confirmation Hearing Dinner Party

Sotomayor "Picks Up the Pace" at Confirmation Hearing Dinner Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor delivered a 7-minute speech aimed primarily at Senate Republicans at a dinner party following Monday's confirmation hearings, declaring that "authenticity to her roots" is at the heart of her c...
View 'Sotomayor "Picks Up the Pace" at Confirmation Hearing Dinner Party'
Funny story: Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner

Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner

What began as a cool prize won 3 years ago at the county fair has ended in bloodshed this past Sunday as Little Woowoo was violently bludgeoned to death in self defense by his once proud owner. "Yeah, I was like 7 years old when I won that fish,"...
View 'Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner'
Funny story: Obama Not US Citizen

Obama Not US Citizen

Washington, DC - President Obama resigned today, responding to allegations that he is not actually a United States Citizen. He gave his resignation speech in front of thousands at The Mall. "You figured me out. You know, what amazed me was that...
View 'Obama Not US Citizen'
Funny story: Nikola Tesla Death Ray To Replace American Military - President Obama

Nikola Tesla Death Ray To Replace American Military - President Obama

Los Angeles, CA - In a stunning announcement, on the anniversary of inventor Nikola Tesla's birth, President Barack Obama has suggested he will scrap the american military establishment in favour of going ahead with the Nikola Tesla Death Ray. The Wh...
View 'Nikola Tesla Death Ray To Replace American Military - President Obama'
Funny story: Prince William To Join A Commune In Malibu

Prince William To Join A Commune In Malibu

Malibu - Initial reports that Prince William Arthur Philip Louis, son of Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and the late Lady Diana, Princess of Wales, second in line to the British throne, is house hunting in the fashionable California coastal town of...
View 'Prince William To Join A Commune In Malibu'
Funny story: Michael Jackson's Ghost Smacks Obama's Teleprompter

Michael Jackson's Ghost Smacks Obama's Teleprompter

Washington, DC - Michael Jackson's ghost took a whack at Obama and ended up hitting his teleprompter. This is the claim of unauthorized biographer, Ian Heparin, who today released a book detailing Jackson's sordid past. Mr. Heparin claims that a lot...
View 'Michael Jackson's Ghost Smacks Obama's Teleprompter'
Funny story: Pissants Observed Working Asses Off -- For What?

Pissants Observed Working Asses Off -- For What?

That's the question a group of scientists are asking after observing a particular colony of ants "working their little asses off" day after day just outside their offices next to the main sidewalk. Dr. Jeff Dunkirk, lead entomologist in the new st...
View 'Pissants Observed Working Asses Off -- For What?'
« Jun 2009 July 2009 Aug 2009 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
48
2nd
68
3rd
62
4th
70
5th
49
6th
73
7th
61
8th
63
9th
68
10th
60
11th
63
12th
54
13th
57
14th
72
15th
54
16th
34
17th
57
18th
38
19th
47
20th
45
21st
63
22nd
57
23rd
72
24th
58
25th
57
26th
26
27th
52
28th
50
29th
59
30th
61
31st
50
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 1?

1 10 5 15


55 readers are online right now!

Go to top