Funny story: Los Angeles Enacts A Moratorium On Celebrities Dying

Los Angeles Enacts A Moratorium On Celebrities Dying

Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, has enacted a moratorium prohibiting any celebrity from dying inside city boundaries for the next month. In a statement released this afternoon, Mayor Villaraigosa aknowledged that the morato...
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Funny story: President Obama To Throw Out First Pitch At All-Star Game

President Obama To Throw Out First Pitch At All-Star Game

ST. LOUIS - Fox Sports Executive Assistant Vice President of Television Promotions Flint Viturvius has stated that President Barack Obama has accepted his offer to throw out the first ceremonial pitch at this year's Major League Baseball All-Star Gam...
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Funny story: Jackson cops swoop on David Gest!

Jackson cops swoop on David Gest!

Los Angeles - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): LAPD officials probing Michael Jackson's smack overdose swooped on US concert promoter David Gest this morning. The raid followed a tip-off from London cops who recently ransacked Gest's Camden Lock pad on an inte...
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Funny story: President Says Secret Deal With German Industrialist At G8 To Benefit The Big Easy and Others

President Says Secret Deal With German Industrialist At G8 To Benefit The Big Easy and Others

Washington DC Apparently the G8 summit involves more than photo ops, admiring another trophy girl friend of Italian Prime Minister Berlesconi or the trailing parts of a Brazilian beauty. Those accompanying the chief executive say that often the re...
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Funny story: Some Things You Missed Last Ten Days Because Of Michael Jackson Coverage

Some Things You Missed Last Ten Days Because Of Michael Jackson Coverage

The President was in Russian where they agreed to help settle a lot of differences by the United States sending in 200,000 military personell into nearby Georgia while the Russian army will send 200,000 troops into our state of Georgia. The Swine...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Commited Suicide During Ninja Murder Attempt While High On M&Ms

Michael Jackson Commited Suicide During Ninja Murder Attempt While High On M&Ms

In a sickening development, it has today been revealed that Michael Jackson was the victim of a suicide attempt by a third party. Jackson had been mainlining M&Ms for days and was on an blissful chocolate high when a would-be ninja assassin bu...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson was so gay...

Michael Jackson was so gay...

Los Angeles - (ReuterUs): ".....so gay he even made Roger Federer look, like, er...virtually heterosexual!" That's the conclusion of a weekend poll run by iconic celeb rag LA FahHagSlagMag after footage of a 2001 Caesar's Palace Jackson/David Gest...
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Funny story: Olive the Owl Faces Difficult Senate Confirmation.

Olive the Owl Faces Difficult Senate Confirmation.

Washington DC - Smokey the Bear has decided to retire. It has been many a coons age since the iconic bear first appeared before the Senate in Washington to answer questions regarding his qualifications to be Americas top forest fire prevention sp...
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Funny story: What's The Point?

What's The Point?

When the Daily Mail can publish headlines like "Husband Poisoned Ex-Wife By Slipping Mercury In Her Tea So He Could Rekindle Their Relationship" what's the point of trying to spoof that? Or "Give Over - No Way - Is That Obama? Life Size Figure in...
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Funny story: What Illnesses Do Workers Get?

What Illnesses Do Workers Get?

What do beekeepers get? HIVES. What do airline pilots get? FLU. What do computer geeks get? SLIPPED DISCS. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? MISSLE TOE. What do plumbers get? WATER ON THE KNEE. What do workers at McDonald's get? FALLEN ARCHES. What do carpenters get? SHINGLES. What do spies get? SEE-SICKNESS. What do basketball players get? HO...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson The KING

Michael Jackson The KING

Astonishing new evidence regarding Michael Jackson's death and connections to the British Royal Family has only now come to light. It has long been thought that his appearance resembled that of Queen Elisabeth and he clearly had the distinctive p...
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Funny story: Thrifty Tips #5

Thrifty Tips #5

Continuing with our occasional series which brings you condescending advice aimed at saving you pennies, but normally with disastrous results, we are pleased to bring you details of how to create a scaled down model of an olympic sized swimming pool in your back, or even your front, garden. This may even work if you don't have a garden as such, but have a adequate area and a large enough contai...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Plans "Comeback" Tour For 2029

Miley Cyrus Plans "Comeback" Tour For 2029

Hannah Montana star and pop singing sensation 17 year old Miley Cyrus told the media today that she is already planning her "Comeback World Tour" for the year 2029. "I'm a child star now", the mature teenager stated. "But I'll be growing up soon.
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Funny story: Dearth of male teachers in primary schools give many gay men a new vocation!

Dearth of male teachers in primary schools give many gay men a new vocation!

A drastic lack of male teachers in UK primary schools and a nationwide recruiting campaign has caused an overwhelming mass of applications by GAY men for the positions! Sick of working in gay-bars, hairdressing, fashion designing, air-hostessing,...
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Funny story: Tips from junior employees to senior management

Tips from junior employees to senior management

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4. If my arms are full...
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Funny story: Scottish Stargate

Scottish Stargate

Rosslyn Chapel is a 15th century medieval chapel rich in unusual carvings and masonic symbolism it was recently popularised by Dan Browns novel The Da Vinci Code as the possible resting place of the holy grail. There has been talk in recent years...
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Funny story: Singer Back From Long Holiday Again!

Singer Back From Long Holiday Again!

The singer Amy Shithouse has returned to the UK after 8 months in the Caribbean. On arrival at Heathrow airport the singer began to cry. A spokesperson said "She was crying because she was so glad to be back in the UK, with her caught case coming up...
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Funny story: The San Francisco Zoo's Gay Penguin Scandal

The San Francisco Zoo's Gay Penguin Scandal

SAN FRANCISCO - An aviary scandal has hit the usually quite laid-back San Francisco Zoo. Zoo Director Bodega Garcia-Sinclair said that a gay penguin couple Harry and Pepper have been a same-sex couple for six years. The two gay birds made world-wi...
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Funny story: Spoof Editor and Wife Dress up like Jesus Budda and Chamone in their Spare Time

Spoof Editor and Wife Dress up like Jesus Budda and Chamone in their Spare Time

The editor of theSpoof.com and his beloved wife get hot and horny at the weekend by dressing up as everybody's favourite* writing duo Jesus Budda and Chamone. Mark Lowton and his good lady wife - who has yet to be given a name - have spent th...
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Funny story: Boy Spends 9 months trapped inside Woman

Boy Spends 9 months trapped inside Woman

A baby boy wasted 9 precious months of his life trapped within the belly of his mother, a court was told. The child - who cannot be named for legal reasons - was trapped during all that time and only fed from nutrients he scrounged from the mother...
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Funny story: Owl and Pussycat Missing at Sea

Owl and Pussycat Missing at Sea

An owl and a pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat on Friday evening and haven't been spotted since. The odd duo couple were visitors in the area and had chartered a boat for the duration of their weeklong stay at a local hotel. The h...
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Funny story: God Uglier Than Expected

God Uglier Than Expected

A man who recently died, and who later managed to contact his wife through tarot cards, has revealed that God is actually way more ugly than originally expected. Kevin Jones was killed by a high velocity squirrel and because he was of good charact...
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Funny story: Child Possessed by Satan Says He Wont Go To Bed

Child Possessed by Satan Says He Wont Go To Bed

A local woman's child, who was recently diagnosed as having been possessed by the Devil, has refused all efforts to go to bed. Mrs. Brady's 4-year old son Jamie has done everything in his demonic power to avoid having a nap, including rotating his...
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Funny story: Local Man Finds Answers to All Life's Problems in Dogs Arse

Local Man Finds Answers to All Life's Problems in Dogs Arse

Local man Dave Taylor has spent the best part of the last 10 years searching for the answer to all of life's problems without success - until he eventually discovered it tucked neatly between the buttocks of his beloved dog, Mavis. The jolly 4...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Changes His Mind - Won't Be Returning To Earth on Judgement Day After All

Jesus Christ Changes His Mind - Won't Be Returning To Earth on Judgement Day After All

Jesus Christ has had second thoughts about his long awaited Judgement Day return and now insists that it would be far better if he just stays away instead. The legendary crucified saviour of mankind said that he had been mulling over the idea for...
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Funny story: A Woman's Work is Never Done

A Woman's Work is Never Done

Women have been shown to suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) where work is concerned. They simply cannot accept when to stop and insist categorically that a woman's work is never done. Men have been shown to disregard such things as st...
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Funny story: Kevin Skinner of America's Got Talent Buys A Tractor

Kevin Skinner of America's Got Talent Buys A Tractor

MAYFIELD, Kentucky - The ex-chicken catching singing sensation from America's Got Talent Kevin Skinner recently told a reporter for his hometown newspaper The Mayfield Midday Gazette that everywhere he goes people recognize him. Skinner said that...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Says Kristen Stewart Having Identity Crisis

Robert Pattinson Says Kristen Stewart Having Identity Crisis

Robert Pattinson says his co-star in the Twilight Series is having an identity crisis and often goes into the fictional personalty of Bella Swan when they are out together. "Our friends and co-workers thought she was just having them on, but she's...
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Funny story: Strange world food

Strange world food

Spinach toupe's: made from pig's hair blended with the finest spinach and sewn together by Chelsea pensioners on holiday in Rhyl, Goes well with apple sauce. Barnsley Scratchings: Made from the best dead dried skin from ex Barnsley miners and coated in salt and a soft garlic paste and left to dry for three years before being bagged up and sold across Yorkshire. Tramp's Pizza: a disc shaped b...
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Funny story: Prisoners to be sent to Helmand

Prisoners to be sent to Helmand

Violent prisoners have to be removed from jails in the UK and used as soldiers in Helmand province in Afghanistan on the front line. All those that have been convicted of GBH or murder have to be enlisted in the scheme which will substantially reduce...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse

Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse

(AP) - Cambridge, MA: If a newly formed children's protective watchdog group has its way, famed McDonald's Hamburg icon "Ronald McDonald" should be charged with child abuse. According to the founder of "RoGo," Stephanie Hertzberg, 43, a health food s...
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Funny story: Mortal Instruments Movies Coming Up?

Mortal Instruments Movies Coming Up?

That's a rumor being heard all over the Warner Brothers facilities but is it true? "It's 80-90% true", stated a wish-to-be anonymous employee who should know. "The books are outstanding and the key problem would be to try to live up to the books.
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Funny story: Arnie terminates Andy Murray disciples

Arnie terminates Andy Murray disciples

In scenes unsurpassed in human memory, Andy Murray is God supporters have been ejected from Michael Jackson's Neverland amusement park following three days of illegal encampment. True to his word, Governor Arnold Scwartzenegger resorted to his Ho...
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Funny story: Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.

Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.

Dick Phillpot, the only man in the UK with two knobs wants the bigamy laws changed to enable him to marry a second time. "I'm too much for one woman. Doris tries her best but she gets knackered just as number 2 is waking up. If I could take a second...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Pool Manager Accused of Racism Will Now Accept Black Kids

Philadelphia Pool Manager Accused of Racism Will Now Accept Black Kids

PHILADELPHIA - Josh Hoodmeister, manager of The Friendly Friends of Freedom Private Suburban Swim Club, which denied 60 black kids access to the club's pool has changed his mind. Hoodmeister admitted that he was wrong in denying the kids access to...
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Funny story: Bored Spoof Writer Explains Lightning

Bored Spoof Writer Explains Lightning

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With the cause of lightning supposedly still a matter of debate, and with theories ranging from the laughable to the somewhat plausible, San Francisco Onion staff writer and physicist Ginger Steele decided to weigh in on the matte...
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Funny story: British Troops "Woefully Under Protected"

British Troops "Woefully Under Protected"

Gordon Brown has vehemently denied that the sponsorship deal with ToyMaster, Britain's largest chain of Toy Superstores, has put the gallant British Troops at risk in Afghanistan. Brigadier General Alex Dent has come out in support of his troops.
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Funny story: Pete Doherty has a normal Sunday

Pete Doherty has a normal Sunday

Pete Doherty, famed musician and drugs 'n' rock and roll star, spent a normal Sunday yesterday doing the kind of things you and I might do, alleged the NTNON team today Pete shunned his previous 'stay in bed all day' attitude by rising briskly at...
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Funny story: Australia Slam England Time Wasting Antics

Australia Slam England Time Wasting Antics

Australian cricket captain Ricky Pointless slammed the tactics adopted by Englands last pair Jimmy Hairstyle and Munty Pantsareoff. "The way they just kept blocking the ball and not let themselves get out flies in the face of the earlier efforts of t...
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Funny story: Late Breaking News Remains Unbroken

Late Breaking News Remains Unbroken

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A Bay Area spoof writer said he published three stories last night, and another one just now, but still hasn't seen diddly-squat for activity. He said he "want[s] answers." "What the hell is going on around here?" snarled th...
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Funny story: Jesus was a footballer

Jesus was a footballer

Hundreds of Atheists in Christchurch New Zealand fed up with religion being thrust down their throat every where they go have taken over an old church where they go every Sunday to worship the fact that they don't need to worship. Their leader Ro...
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Funny story: Dem's Health Care Plan Making Republicans Sick

Dem's Health Care Plan Making Republicans Sick

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Prominent Republicans balked at a Democratic plan to fund health care by taxing families earning $350,000 a year or more at a rate of 1%, with that rate increasing slightly at successively higher income levels. "They want to do...
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Funny story: Need a vacation? How about our new motto?

Need a vacation? How about our new motto?

Tired of everyday life? Sick of shopping for tile at home depot with your dipshit spouse every weekend? Does the thought of not ever getting to do a line of coke off a hookers ass before you die keep you up at night? Don't you just wish there was a place where this behavior could be forgiven? A place where clever marketing and bright lights has convinced people that reckless behavior is ok as long...
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Funny story: Henman and Murray follow up....

Henman and Murray follow up....

Henman's shocking outburst live on air has left many stunned, with Mrs Agnes McSpartanite of the Forth of Firth and Fifth left deeply stunned. She said on local thistle radio this morning "I'm stunned" When we tried to track Henman down this morn...
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Funny story: Spain Bans The Running of The Bulls

Spain Bans The Running of The Bulls

MADRID, Spain - The president of Spain, Johnny Gomez has signed a proclamation that will outlaw the yearly running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain beginning next year. President Gomez said that he has received hundreds of emails from Spanish citiz...
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Funny story: Cobblers! Something Fishy In Your Chip Shop

Cobblers! Something Fishy In Your Chip Shop

Unscrupulous fish 'n' chip shop owners are fooling customers who order the nations favourite dish. You may think that you are getting prime Atlantic caught cod in batter with your chips. No, it's cobblers! To be more precise it is the Vietnamese R...
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Funny story: The Godfather Meets Vagina Monologues: Don Gordorino Browneroni and the Labour Signorinas

The Godfather Meets Vagina Monologues: Don Gordorino Browneroni and the Labour Signorinas

The Godfather met Vagina Monologues this week as the Labour Party princesses told the Don of dictatorship that he had better give them their due respect or they woulda breaks 'is kneecaps. Don Brownoni met the signoras' complaints with his usual thic...
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Funny story: XXX Hairy Potter and the Witchy Hoe Hits Theatres

XXX Hairy Potter and the Witchy Hoe Hits Theatres

There have been so many sequels of the nerdmatic cinema about harry Potter and this goblet and that goblin that the authoress' cash cow seemed to milked her last. Then one day while jerking off to some porn in one of her palaces her ladyship came and...
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Funny story: Humpback Blows Off Provincetown

Humpback Blows Off Provincetown

At the end of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, a place Henry David Thoreau once called the end of America until George Bush made that true of everywhere, there once was a vibrant whaling industry. Later Ptown became an artists' colony for playwright Eugene O...
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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol - Secret Agent 004 (Chapter 7)

Bargis Tryhol - Secret Agent 004 (Chapter 7)

IN SEARCH OF THE MISSING TIERRA DEL FUEGO TIARA It was a rather extremely warm day in the Somalian capital of Mogadishu. The bright red sun beat down mercilessly on the Indian Ocean causing the water to actually come to a quasi-boil. The sharp penetrating rays of the cherry-colored sun hammered the town's inhabitants causing sunburns that were lobsteresque in hue. But all that did not rea...
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Funny story: Massive Horde of Reporters Growing Impatient as Ted Kennedy Just Won't Die

Massive Horde of Reporters Growing Impatient as Ted Kennedy Just Won't Die

Cape Cod, Mass. -- Pumped from a recent rash of high profile deaths, reporters the world over eagerly anticipate the next high profile casualty, the almost dead, but not quite yet, Senator Ted Kennedy. Even so, the recent deaths of Farah Fawcett,...
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Funny story: Pattaya Man Suffers Upset Tummy After Eating Eggs Marinated In Horse Piss

Pattaya Man Suffers Upset Tummy After Eating Eggs Marinated In Horse Piss

A British man living here in the Thai eastern seabord town of Pattaya, was taken violently ill early this morning after gorging himself stupid on the very strange Thai delicacy of eggs-marinated-for-three-months-in-horse-piss. The eggs, which are...
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Funny story: Electric Cars In For A Stormy Future

Electric Cars In For A Stormy Future

Do'untiano, Idaho - Walter Helmsley is positive that the future of the electric car is going to be a stormy one. He is so sure of it, that he has invested the family fortune into a factory that will produce a totally unique form of electric vehicle.
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Funny story: USA and Russia Agree on a Cap and Trade Treaty

USA and Russia Agree on a Cap and Trade Treaty

Moscow RF: US President Barack Obama and Russian Federation (RF) Premier Vladimir Putin met here to hammer out the final high level details of a Carbon Cap and Trade Treaty called Project ICEMELT. The treaty is viewed as being mutually beneficial, cr...
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Funny story: Ex-VP Cheney Accepts Position with Hair Club for Men

Ex-VP Cheney Accepts Position with Hair Club for Men

John Mellowmount, the President and CEO of the Hair Club for Men announced today that ex-vice president Dick Cheney has accepted the position of Head of Internal Security with the firm, with official duties and responsibilities starting as of midnigh...
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Funny story: Robert Deniro spotted leaving pharmacy

Robert Deniro spotted leaving pharmacy

The Boise Inquirer- The quiet city of Boise Idaho was a little less quiet when academy award winning actor Robert Deniro was seen leaving Walgreens on wednesday evening. An onlooker spotted the "Analyse This" star leaving at around 11:45 p.m carrying...
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Funny story: Spoof Exclusive - Skoob1999 Interview

Spoof Exclusive - Skoob1999 Interview

We met Skoob1999 at a south coast pub for this interview. He appeared to be suffering delerium tremens from a lack of alcoholic beverages, so we bought him a pint of his favourite 'wife beater' tipple and retired to a corner, where he insisted on sitting with his back to the wall so that nobody could, in his own words "Jap" him. Our first reaction was: what a scruffy bastard. Skoob1999 was u...
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