Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne Buys OctuMom's Neverland's Petting Zoo

Ozzy Osbourne Buys OctuMom's Neverland's Petting Zoo

SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, California - The Associated Press is reporting that the former lead singer of the British band Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne has just purchased Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch's petting zoo. Neverland Ranch, a sprawling para...
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Funny story: After using IOU's to pay rent, Cal. Gov. Schwarzenegger receives eviction notice: "Pay Rent or Quit"!

After using IOU's to pay rent, Cal. Gov. Schwarzenegger receives eviction notice: "Pay Rent or Quit"!

Sacramento, California - With the media still abuzz about the death of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, a knocking came at the front door of the California governor's mansion early Sunday morning. As Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger arose, the knockin...
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Funny story: Tracy Tynemouth Star In Back Alley Knee-Trembler Scandal

Tracy Tynemouth Star In Back Alley Knee-Trembler Scandal

Doreen Skagg, who plays Brit answer to Hannah Montana, Tracy Tynemouth, the Geordie teen with corned beef legs and an affinity with pigeons, was embroiled in a bitter war of words with boyfriend of six days, Ryan DeMong. DeMong accused Skagg of "d...
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Funny story: David Letterman Narrowly Escapes Hit and Run Incident

David Letterman Narrowly Escapes Hit and Run Incident

New York City- David Letterman barely escaped becoming the victim of a hit and run accident early Saturday morning after the taping of his TV show. Letterman and the head comedy writer for his show Horace "Grizzly" Bear had just exited an up-scal...
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Funny story: Holy Job Cuts! God Announces Redundancies

Holy Job Cuts! God Announces Redundancies

God has admitted that the recession has hit harder than even He knew it would. "I can't be expected to know everything" He said "I need to make some cuts. At first I'm just going to make cuts in the Protestant wing of the business. The Vatican brings...
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Funny story: Frank Lampard To Join Manchester City?

Frank Lampard To Join Manchester City?

Following newspaper reports that Chelsea Skipper John Terry wants to talk to representatives from Manchester City with one eye on a very lucrative contract, our contact at City, Boner Sweetlove told us: "It's all true. JT wants a chat with Sparky...
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Funny story: Palace's 'let them eat cake' crop circle shocker

Palace's 'let them eat cake' crop circle shocker

London - (Rioters): A guillotine-shaped crop circle is playing havoc with Buckingham Palace squatters - er...royals! - after appearing on the lawn outside the Queen's panic room. Courtiers fear that extraterrestrials are taking the piss and sendi...
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Funny story: Hunter after Tiger

Hunter after Tiger

Supporters of Hunter Mahan believe he can hunt down the Tiger in their next golf tournament. Hunter is good at dealing with Birdies,Eagles and the odd Albatross but can he really deal with a Tiger. Hunter may also have to deal with Retief GOOSEn,...
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Funny story: Obama Economist Team Fatally Lost in Alaska

Obama Economist Team Fatally Lost in Alaska

Anchorage, AK; Washington, DC - A team of economists for President Obama crashed this weekend in the high mountains of Alaska, where snowmobiling still is possible in the summer. A team of rescuers had found the wrecked snowmobile with the team of...
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Funny story: Miners Survive 25 Days Without Michael Jackson News

Miners Survive 25 Days Without Michael Jackson News

Three Chinese minors somehow managed to survive 25 days underground without access to newspapers, television, radio or the internet. The three men were hauled from the ground clearly suffering from the advanced stages of Jackson Withdrawal Syndrome.
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Funny story: Giraffe Racing Fails

Giraffe Racing Fails

Racegoers flocked to Scottsville racecourse in South Africa to see the first and last meeting of Giraffe Racing. A spokesperson for the racecourse Charles Robbie said we tried Cheetah racing last week but the races were over in three seconds and...
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Funny story: Remains Of Seven Castaways Found On Uncharted Desert Isle

Remains Of Seven Castaways Found On Uncharted Desert Isle

Honolulu HI-- An air-force reconnaissance plane spotted an uncharted atoll about 300 miles southeast of Honolulu today. A landing party found six graves and the remains of a seventh person in a grass hut. The bodies appear to be that of the passeng...
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Funny story: Stimulus package to include "Monopoly man" costumes

Stimulus package to include "Monopoly man" costumes

In an effort to bolster sagging consumer confidence, the economic stimulus package will include a "monopoly man" costume for one out of every three families in the United States. A spokesman for the president said while enjoying a meal at a Ta...
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Funny story: Leslie Nielson Tired Of People Thinking He's John McCain

Leslie Nielson Tired Of People Thinking He's John McCain

Actor Leslie Nielson says he is sick and tired of people coming up off the streets and asking him, "Mr. McCain, can I have your autograph?" "This is getting a little ridiculous", stated the actor, famous for his The Naked Gun movies. "At first I t...
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Funny story: The droopy prize

The droopy prize

We have all heard of the BBC Sports personality of the year prize but have you heard the latest. A new Sports prize is to be awarded to the grumpiest sour faced person in sport. The Droopy prize is called after the cartoon character with the cons...
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Funny story: Paris Jackson To Record Song For 'Daddy' - Congressman Peter King says 'Stop The Insanity'

Paris Jackson To Record Song For 'Daddy' - Congressman Peter King says 'Stop The Insanity'

Long Island, NY - Upon hearing the news that Paris Jackson is going to record a song commemorating her late father, Michael Jackson, Congressman Peter King was heard saying, "Stop The Insanity!" "The man/boy isn't even buried yet and this family w...
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Funny story: Make a Threat Foundation Celebrates 90 Years of Fulfilling Threats

Make a Threat Foundation Celebrates 90 Years of Fulfilling Threats

Chicago, Il.-The Make a Threat Foundation celebrated 90 Years of fulfilling threats by ransoming Michael Jackson's corpse. That particular threat, the product of the fevered imagination of a young Simon Howard, who suffers from clinical lycanthropy,...
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Funny story: Compulsory Swine Flu Vaccinations

Compulsory Swine Flu Vaccinations

The engineered Swine Flu scare is being exploited to advance the agenda of compulsory vaccination says Professor Ian Wiseman of San Fransisco. He said it is the intention of governments in the USA & the UK to make vaccination of the populatio...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Brilliant Career Move

Michael Jackson's Brilliant Career Move

Most savvy people in the industry say that Michael Jackson made the career move of a lifetime two weeks ago by dying. "Nobody was paying much attention to Michael lately, even though he was still doing some pretty weird stuff to get reporters to t...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Coffin Seen Cruising The Castro Area Of San Francisco

Michael Jackson Coffin Seen Cruising The Castro Area Of San Francisco

San Francisco, CA - Michael Jackson's coffin was pulled over early this morning in the Castro area of San Francisco. Detective Harry Callaghan, who normally operates out of the homicide division, had been off duty when he noticed the coffin driving e...
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Funny story: Jordan Chandler tests DNA positive for paternity of Jackson children

Jordan Chandler tests DNA positive for paternity of Jackson children

Los Angeles - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): "Just wanna have a baby with you, Jordie!" That was Michael Jackson's pillowtalk opening salvo according to a secret Neverland CCTV videotape seized from Deborah Rowe's First Hellfire Bank of Sodom &...
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Funny story: Jackson contacts medium

Jackson contacts medium

Medium Angela Crook from New York claims that she has been in touch with the spirit of Michael Jackson. She claims there was a Seance at her New York apartment on Friday 10th July 2009 and that she made contact with the spirit of Michael Jackson.
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Funny story: Entire Jackson family 'pathological liars' says CIA's Panetta

Entire Jackson family 'pathological liars' says CIA's Panetta

Langley, Va - (Rioters): Beleaguered CIA boss Leon Panetta has slammed the Jackson family as serial liars complicit in a massive billion dollar fraud started by the Bush family circa 1982. At Langley's President George Herbert Bush Center for Inte...
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Funny story: Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs

Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs

Local teenager Danny Dickweed Jnr has demanded a refund after purchasing a faulty pair of X-Ray spectacles. Danny ordered a pair of the glasses from an advertisement he saw on the back pages of his 'Amazing Danger Dudes Weekly' comic book for 75p.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson pathologist hired for second Dr David Kelly autopsy

Michael Jackson pathologist hired for second Dr David Kelly autopsy

Oxfordshire - (Poodle Brothers Mess): Michael Jackson's autopsy mortician has been invited by Gorgon Brown to conduct a new postmortem on 'suicided' WMD dodgy dossier debunker Dr David Kelly. The scientist's sudden, unexpected and totally implausi...
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Funny story: The Bigger the Cushion, The Sweeter the Pushin'

The Bigger the Cushion, The Sweeter the Pushin'

Mock Rock band Spinal Tap probably never expected that the lyrics of their song 'Big Bottom' would be the subject of a science paper, but its true. The song - which deals with how much more sexually satisfying a large bottom on a woman can be...
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Funny story: Queen Songs Incite Racial Hatred Amongst Football Fans

Queen Songs Incite Racial Hatred Amongst Football Fans

The lyrics of flamboyant rock band Queen have been shown to incite racism and violence amongst people, it's claimed. Songs like 'We are the Champions (of the World)" and "We Will Rock You" - with their lyrics of "no time for losers, because we...
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Funny story: Some Guys Have All The Luck

Some Guys Have All The Luck

It's a fact of life that not everyone can be successful, but a new study has shown that a certain section of the community have all the luck. Professor Robert Palmer of the University of Hard Knock, Newcastle, spent the past 18 months doing fuck a...
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Funny story: Zac Efron: I am Not An Ass-Bandit!

Zac Efron: I am Not An Ass-Bandit!

Teen heart-throb Zac Efron has denied outright that he is responsible for the theft of a donkey from the set of High School Musical 4: The College Years. Pretty boy Efron explained how shocked he was to read in the tabloid press the claims that he...
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Funny story: 9 out of 10 Cats now say they Hate Whiskas

9 out of 10 Cats now say they Hate Whiskas

Cat opinion has changed dramatically in the Whiskas debate, with recent findings showing a massive reverse in popularity for the cat food Whiskas. Out of 100 cats surveyed, 90 of them said that they found the taste was 'too chewy' and 'uninspiring...
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Funny story: Local Toddler Behind Spate of Prank Calls

Local Toddler Behind Spate of Prank Calls

Local Two and three quarter's year old child Billy Bugger has been identified as the mastermind behind a spate of local prank calls in the area. During a two-week period, Billy used a telephone to call up several local businesses and private resid...
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Funny story: "Swine Flu Scared The Shit Out Of Me" Admits Emma Watson

"Swine Flu Scared The Shit Out Of Me" Admits Emma Watson

Shapely Harry Potter star Emma Watson admit that the Swine Flu virus which had struck a co-star had "scared the shit" out of her. Wearing a dress which showed off her shapely figure the delectable Miss Watson spoke of her "fear" and "concern" at Rupe...
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Funny story: A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

The Rolling Stone's guitarist Ronnie Wood has helped contribute to a spoof writer's list of punning headlines, by announcing that he has refused to collect supermodel Kate Moss in his privately owned bin lorry. The hell raising shrivelled up big n...
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Funny story: Palin Calls for Revision of Alaska Ethics Code

Palin Calls for Revision of Alaska Ethics Code

ANCHORAGE, AK - Alaska governor Sarah Palin said the most recent ethics complaint filed against her serves as a "wake-up call" that her state needs new ethics policies. "I just don't know where these mavericks keep coming from," said Palin, referr...
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Funny story: Pattinson, Lautner Tapped for "Hulk" Series

Pattinson, Lautner Tapped for "Hulk" Series

HOLLYWOOD, CA - The SeeBS Network signed a tentative deal with New Moon stars Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner to begin filming a new primetime TV series based on a marvelous comic book character. No surprise: Lautner will play the hulking beast,...
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Funny story: New prison reforms! Gay/Lesbian prisoners forced to exchange prisons!

New prison reforms! Gay/Lesbian prisoners forced to exchange prisons!

The home Office in a desperate attempt to reduce prison sex, aids, gay rapes, lesbian assaults with broomsticks, etc, have decided to introduce the most radical reforms since the prison system begun! Male prisoners who are either gay or practise g...
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Funny story: Simmonds: "Jafargholi has killed his career"

Simmonds: "Jafargholi has killed his career"

Kiss frontman, Gene Simmonds has said that Shaheen Jafargholi has killed any chances he may have had of a career by admitting to being half-Iranian. Outspoken Simmonds, who has repeated more times than a cucumber and pepper salad that he believes...
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Funny story: BNP Leader Denies Being A Fascist

BNP Leader Denies Being A Fascist

British Numpty Party leader Dick Sniffin denies that he is a fascist. Speaking on Johnny Marr's BBC show "Jangly Guitar Politics On Sunday Morning" he claimed that he actually despised fascism. "All that marching in uniforms and arm bands, it's not f...
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Funny story: Who Whacked Whacko Jacko?

Who Whacked Whacko Jacko?

The hunt is on for the killer! Following La Toya Jackson's shocking revelations that her brother, the internationally renowned pedophile Michael Jackson, was murdered. La Toya, speaking in that bastion for truth and integrity, The Mail On Sunday, sai...
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Funny story: Pelosi to Resume Water Boarding Gingrich, Republicans

Pelosi to Resume Water Boarding Gingrich, Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A knowledgeable source confirmed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will resume application of water boarding techniques to Newt Gingrich, following Leon Panetta's announcement the CIA withheld information about secret counterterrorist act...
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Funny story: Fish May Not Be Alzheimer's Answer-But What Was The Question Again?

Fish May Not Be Alzheimer's Answer-But What Was The Question Again?

Scientists today announced that fish may not be the answer to Alzheimer's disease. Fish has a reputation for being a 'brain food', however there is little evidence that it helps ward off Alzheimer's disease. There is evidence that fish fingers are...
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Funny story: Man 'Allergic To London' Dies

Man 'Allergic To London' Dies

A man who was allergic to London has died after coming into contact with the city. Frank Needler discovered this rare condition - Londinitis, known commonly as Capital Fever, at the age of 11 when he went on a school visit to the UK's most popular...
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Funny story: Pattaya Man Leaves Top Button Unfastened

Pattaya Man Leaves Top Button Unfastened

There was real drama in the Thai eastern seaboard paradise town of Pattaya last night, when a British man living here was discovered by locals to have left his top shirt button unfastened. The man, Anton Polharr, 46, had been preparing for a night...
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Funny story: Bruno ist Jiminy Glick

Bruno ist Jiminy Glick

You know Baron is Bruno and Ali and borat but did you know that Bruno is really Jiminy Glick after years of the Slimfast Diet. This breaking news has been rejected by everu blog, website, zine and gossip rag but thanks to the low standards of the dot...
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Funny story: TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

The General Medical Council has today penalised a number of doctors for appearances on television news programmes speculating over the possible health problems that led to the death of popular singer and dancer Michael Jackson. In a written statem...
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Funny story: Fat Pigs Get the Swine Flu Up the Pork Butt

Fat Pigs Get the Swine Flu Up the Pork Butt

Epidemiologists studying the epidemic spread of the Swine Flu have discovered that weight is a factor in the severity of the viral infection. The study published in Starvnation, a Medical Journal devoted to the defeat of Obesity and the Enjoyment of...
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Funny story: German Pope Loves The First Schwartze Family

German Pope Loves The First Schwartze Family

Pope Benedict the Sixteenth could not hide his clear enjoyment of the first Black people he had ever met when the American First Black family visited Vatican City. Former Hitler Youth, Johan Ratzinger, now Roman Catholic Pope Benedict told Vatican L'...
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Funny story: Are Butterflies and Caterpillars Different Species?

Are Butterflies and Caterpillars Different Species?

A Southern Baptist group has successfully challenged educational materials in the Alabama school system, demanding the removal of all suggestions that caterpillars and butterflies are the same creatures. Members of the scientific community have ex...
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Funny story: Bible To Be Rewritten In Order To Appeal To New Generation

Bible To Be Rewritten In Order To Appeal To New Generation

The bible is to be rewritten following a survey's findings that nobody knew anything about it. In the survey the 10 commandments were largely unknown, Daniel (of the lion's den) was thought to be the Lion King and Dot Cotton was thought to be the Imm...
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Funny story: Operation Little Richard: Cheney's Big Secret

Operation Little Richard: Cheney's Big Secret

Now that the US government has been returned to the jurisdiction of the Constitution we are learning about the traitorous acts of the previous eight years of martial law. The latest revelation named Operation Little Richard was a clever scheme for hi...
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Funny story: Obama Kidnapped by African Slave Traders

Obama Kidnapped by African Slave Traders

US President Barack Obama went out into the jungle to look for a tree to make a drum during his African diplomatic mission. Slave traders who frequently prey on jungle wanderers appear to have seized the American President and sold him as a slave.
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Funny story: Urgent - Horseman Dies, Apocalypse Cancelled

Urgent - Horseman Dies, Apocalypse Cancelled

Heaven - After days of swirling rumors about possible major problems leading up to the scheduled start of the Apocalypse, sources today confirmed the worst when it was disclosed that one of the Four Horseman has unexpectedly died. While the full...
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Funny story: Jesus Budda Arrested for Abducting Young Woman and Eating Her

Jesus Budda Arrested for Abducting Young Woman and Eating Her

The absence of famous non-writer for TheSpoof.com Jesus Budda has been explained by his arrest for abducting promising young writer Chamone into his mobile home, where he chopped her into bite size bits, put her in his freezer and then assumed her id...
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Funny story: Mugable Visits Chicago, USA/ Calls for End of Tryranny & Corruption!

Mugable Visits Chicago, USA/ Calls for End of Tryranny & Corruption!

Chicago, Illinois/ Jungle Drum News - Zimbabwe President by Popular Force, Robert Mugabe, spoke to an enthusiastic mob of Mau Mau Warriors in Chicago, Illinois, today, urging them to step up and take back their city, their land, their culture, and...
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