Funny story: Witchdoctors Cleared In Love Potion Scandal

Witchdoctors Cleared In Love Potion Scandal

The entire United States of America, apparently after an unexplained amount of indifference accumulated in the lower atmosphere, has ruled that the World WitchCraft Foundation is innocent of all charges that their famed love potions may have been tai...
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Funny story: Peruvian government enforces trade barriers

Peruvian government enforces trade barriers

The government of Peru has introduced strict economic sanctions against itself. The South American republic has placed tariffs on its own steel, textiles and food, with all signs indicating that more are to follow. In a strongly-worded speech,...
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Funny story: Drunken Sailors To Protest Against Their Removal From Nursery Rhyme

Drunken Sailors To Protest Against Their Removal From Nursery Rhyme

A mass demonstration by Drunken Sailors has been planned after key lyrics were removed from a nursery rhyme by a government-funded books project, after they were deemed "offensive". The Bookstart charity claims the words "Drunken Sailor", and the...
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Funny story: New use for VHS recorders

New use for VHS recorders

A new use for VHS cassette players/recorders was discovered yesterday. They can now be used as demon catchers. The devices each have a button on the remote control that no-one knows what it is for. It is this button that can be used to trap demons...
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Funny story: Deal or No Deal to feature new "explosive" twist

Deal or No Deal to feature new "explosive" twist

In an new attempt to boost ratings, a new feature has been introduced to the to the popular, but waning show, "Deal or No Deal". The box containing the "1p", will now also contain a device which when the box is opened by one of the contestants, wi...
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Funny story: New Shakespeare play discovered

New Shakespeare play discovered

The British Museum has today confirmed that a parchment that was discovered in an attic in a house in Stratford Upon Avon, is in fact an play that had to this point never been read, written by William Shakespeare. The spokesman for the museum conf...
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Funny story: President Hava Nodinnajaquet of Iran to receive Nobel prize

President Hava Nodinnajaquet of Iran to receive Nobel prize

It was announced today that President Hava Nodinnajaquet of Iran is to receive the Nobel Prize next month. President Hava Nodinnajaquet - sometimes mistaken for an ignorant, warmongering, nuclear-obsessed peasant called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - when...
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Funny story: President Obama Says Current Recession Will Become 'A Disaster'

President Obama Says Current Recession Will Become 'A Disaster'

US President Barack Obama has said the contraction of the US economy in the final quarter of 2008 will become "a disaster" for the country. Speaking at the White House, he also said that what had started out as 'a blip', had first become a slump,...
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Funny story: California Woman With Eight Babies, "Never Again!"

California Woman With Eight Babies, "Never Again!"

The woman who gave birth to octuplets this past week has six other children born a little over a year ago and never expected to have eight more when she took fertility treatment, her mother said. Angela Saleman said her daughter expects a big cha...
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Funny story: Ferguson selects himself to play upfront for Man United

Ferguson selects himself to play upfront for Man United

In the latest example of the mind games that Sir Alex Ferguson is willing to play with his opponents in the Premiership, he has selected himself as a lone striker for the Manchester United vs Everton match this weekend. In what is being seen as a...
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Funny story: Simon & Shyster to Publish Bush Cookbook "Recipes for Disaster"

Simon & Shyster to Publish Bush Cookbook "Recipes for Disaster"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former President Bush signed a deal with Simon and Shyster to publish Recipes for Disaster, an eagerly awaited cookbook focusing on notable dishes from his administration. "If you don't 'stay the course,' at least stay for the Mai...
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Funny story: Yusuf Raza Gilani says "Pakistan is not a failed state, only D-minus - we are on life-support and hope the US won't pull the plug. We are India's friend and with friends like us why does India need enemies"

Yusuf Raza Gilani says "Pakistan is not a failed state, only D-minus - we are on life-support and hope the US won't pull the plug. We are India's friend and with friends like us why does India need enemies"

DAVOS - Pakistani PM Yusuf Raza Gilani, known for his mangling of the English language once again stood before the international media in what is becoming Pakistan's weekly "Progress Report to the world".. Wringing his hands and whining that it...
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Funny story: Brown: Toxic assets taste 'great'

Brown: Toxic assets taste 'great'

The government is set to buy up toxic assets from UK banks and sell them to the public as confectionery. Treasury sources close to the deal explained uncertainty in the markets had created unease over any mortgage-backed assets - but most were pro...
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Funny story: UK "Crossroads" claim

UK "Crossroads" claim

The famous story of Robert Johnson (the guitarist who sold his soul to the devil for the ability to play blues at a crossroads in Rosedale, Mississippi in 1930), now has a British counterpart. It transpires that Tony Osmond, lead guitarist with The Barron Knights, had a similar experience on the junction of the B3192 Exeter Road and Luscombe Hill, near Teignmouth Golf Course, outside Dawlish in...
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Funny story: Concern over Anneka Rice TV comeback

Concern over Anneka Rice TV comeback

The BBC has plunged into fresh controversy today at the unveiling of their summer TV schedule. Amongst the many middle class domestic based family sitcoms that are to be aired is also the new celebrity show 'Dancing On Rice'. In the show the se...
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Funny story: Coldplay to play Moon

Coldplay to play Moon

Self proclaimed "Super Band" Coldplay, announced that they intend to be the first band to play on the moon today. Speaking at a press conference, Chris Martin announced the concert, and described it as another "World shattering historic moment in...
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Funny story: $4B in Bailout Earmarked for Newly Named Obama Public Streets and Buildings!

$4B in Bailout Earmarked for Newly Named Obama Public Streets and Buildings!

USA/ Compiled AP Reports - The Democratic Congress today in a partisan party vote, set aside over $4b in Bail Out funds in response to overwhelming pleas from State Governments that they needed the money for new signs dedicating taxpayer funded publi...
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Funny story: Pelosi Deports California Woman for Having "too many children" !

Pelosi Deports California Woman for Having "too many children" !

San Francisco,CA/ Office of Sexual Promiscuity - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi invoked all her vindictive power today to punish a constituent who recently had Octuplets, adding to her existing family of 6 , by sending her back to Bangladesh. Pelosi cal...
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Funny story: Obama To Wall Street: Bonuses To Be Paid In Pennies

Obama To Wall Street: Bonuses To Be Paid In Pennies

(Washington, D.C.) A day after President Obama read an article that Wall Street bankers paid themselves 18 billion dollars in bonuses out of the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP), funds allocated to open up lending and credit, the President is pro...
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Funny story: Exxon-Mobil Plans To Buy Europe

Exxon-Mobil Plans To Buy Europe

BEVERLY HILLS, California - The Exxon-Mobil Corporation has just announced that its 2008 profits of $45.2 billion have broken the all-time world's record (again!). CEO Grover Aronofsky-Oliveback stated that his company made a damn good profit, but...
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Funny story: Bill Oddie Abandons baby birds

Bill Oddie Abandons baby birds

The world's most famous twitcher and beard wearer, Bill Oddie, has announced that he will not be presenting the next series of the BBC's little watched program Springwatch, and the search is on for a replacement. "At first it was a lark, but latel...
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Funny story: Dubai Builds Tower Of Babel

Dubai Builds Tower Of Babel

Dubai, UAE -- An ancient legend is coming to life in this tiny emirate. The Tower Of Babel is under construction on the shores of the Persian Gulf. The Tower will be 5433 cubits and 2 palms high (about 1.5 miles) when completed. The Tower of Babe...
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Funny story: Kevin Nolan Goes Mental

Kevin Nolan Goes Mental

Doctors at Bolton General Hospital have this afternoon confirmed reports that Kevin Nolan, the Bolton Wanderers midfielder and captain, has gone absolutely stark, raving bonkers. Nolan, it was announced this morning, had just joined Newcastle Unit...
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Funny story: Clarkson Makes US Chart History

Clarkson Makes US Chart History

All round entertainer Jeremy Clarkson has made the highest entry on a debut single in the US charts. His single, Your Life Would Suck Without Me, entered the number one slot after it was downloaded by over a billion Americans. Clarkson, a long-...
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Funny story: Woman Avoids Attack With Cheque

Woman Avoids Attack With Cheque

A woman saved herself from being assaulted by writing her attacker a cheque for £20,000. But her would-be rapist Martin Cartwright, 49, was caught when he tried to pay the cheque into a bank, telling cashiers that he had won the lottery. Which...
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Funny story: Blago Kicked out of Illinois-Granted Asylum in Massachusetts!

Blago Kicked out of Illinois-Granted Asylum in Massachusetts!

Boston,MA/ Democrat Bailout Update/Developing - Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevitch, minutes after it was announced he had been impeached by unanimous vote of State Senators, headed a cavalcade leaving town and headed to the Bay State where h...
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Funny story: Arse' On Arsh'

Arse' On Arsh'

"Are you an Arsenal fan? Tired of wondering whether or not your team will secure the talents of the mercurial Russian? Wondering why your team hasn't made any improvements during the course of the January 2009 transfer window? Well, wonder no more...presenting, Arse' on Arsh'!" Gael Force: "Good morning Arsene, great to have you here, but let's not waste any of your precious time, I'm sure you'...
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Funny story: Oldham Man Jailed For Crap Chat Up Lines

Oldham Man Jailed For Crap Chat Up Lines

Oldham Man Jerome P Jerome of Chadderton was sentenced to eighteen months hard labour by Oldham magistrates for the crime of having crap chat up lines. A multitude of Oldham women appeared in court to testify against the crap puller. "He were r...
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Funny story: Dear Duff

Dear Duff

Dear Duff, I'm at my wits' end and don't know who to turn to. I suspect that my wife, Georgina, is in fact an alien visiting Earth from a far-distant galaxy where no man has boldly gone before. It's the little things she does that give it away, like for example, gripping the bars of the electric fire with her bare hands. She says that it's just to help her circulation during these cold Janua...
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Funny story: Drug Alert! Drug Alert!

Drug Alert! Drug Alert!

A new drug has been made in a laboratory pretty recently. A drug that looks somewhat like marijuana. The drug has already hit the streets and attracted over 10,000 people and killed nearly all of those 10,000 people! Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, is...
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Funny story: December Mortgage Figures Show 'Recovery'

December Mortgage Figures Show 'Recovery'

The financial sector has hailed the first green shoots of recovery, following the surprise announcement that mortgage approvals had unexpectedly risen for December 2008. The rise, announced by the Bank of England today, shows that mortgage lending...
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Funny story: Woman encountering over-puberty

Woman encountering over-puberty

Very bad news awaits a woman who is encountering over-puberty after a puberty check to make sure she is fine in terms of puberty. 18 year old Julia Vagina, is encountering puberty which is turning out to be a horrible and embarrassing encounter fo...
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Funny story: Fatal shooting rocks world

Fatal shooting rocks world

News of a fatal shooting has rocked Smurf village. Architect Smurf was found slumped over his draft board early yesterday. Detective Smurf was called to the scene by Woodland Smurf who had visited Architect Smurf in order to design his new mushroom h...
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Funny story: Railroad crossing running over

Railroad crossing running over

The headline mentions "Railroad crossing running over". It may sound what the title says but it is not about what you are about to read. The Railroad Crossing at Cooper Street, nearest to Epping Railway Station, has been responsible for a run-over...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Reveals Secret Crush On President Obama

Pamela Anderson Reveals Secret Crush On President Obama

MALIBU BEACH, California - Pamela Anderson, noted actress, glamour model, and sex symbol has revealed that she has had a secret crush on Barack Obama for almost a year. Anderson said that she wanted to get this secret off of her ample chest before...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Starts New Philanthropy to Aid Computer Businesses Crushed By Microsoft

Bill Gates Starts New Philanthropy to Aid Computer Businesses Crushed By Microsoft

Bill Gates Foundation has announced a new philanthropic cause- to help computer companies crushed by Microsoft. Making Microsoft into the virtual monopoly that it is in the computer world entailed upending many smaller competitors along the way by un...
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Funny story: Nessie Spotted

Nessie Spotted

Loch Ness - An elderly couple taking a holiday in Northern Europe this month are taking home some memories, and a picture of the Loch Ness Monster, affectionately known as "Nessie." While posing at a scenic area beside the road for picture, Martin...
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Funny story: Detroit Comes Up With Non-polluting, Alternative Energy, Inexpensive Vehicle That Will End Unemployment - Miracles Do Happen!

Detroit Comes Up With Non-polluting, Alternative Energy, Inexpensive Vehicle That Will End Unemployment - Miracles Do Happen!

Just when things were looking the blackest for US automakers they have united together and come up with a new product to pull themselves out of their financial slump. Not only that, but their new product is also non-carbon based, non polluting, uses...
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Funny story: Railroad engineer hunts Australia's railway stations

Railroad engineer hunts Australia's railway stations

A crazy railroad engineer, Alex Remins, is found hunting down throughout Australia's Epping Railway line. Recently, Police of Victoria have been receiving countless number of reports mentioning about an "aggressive train monster". He was found tak...
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Funny story: Dear Uncle Aspartame: Is aspartame bad for me?

Dear Uncle Aspartame: Is aspartame bad for me?

DEAR Uncle Aspartame, For many years I have used Aparatame to sweeten my grits instead of sugar. I love it so much and it makes me feel so good. People have me scared out of my noddle with the stories they tell me about how dangerous aspartame is. How can our government allow the public to use something so deadly? The same people tell me the government gets kickbacks from the maker's of a...
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Funny story: Iceland Will Join EU as Major Supplier of Ice Cubes

Iceland Will Join EU as Major Supplier of Ice Cubes

In the age of global warming, cocktail slurping EU'ers have spent a hot summer and a tepid winter in search of really cold drinks. When the frosty beverage loving Europeans reach their limit with lukewarm liquids, they began clamoring for a new suppl...
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Funny story: British Football is Found to Abound with Gay Blades

British Football is Found to Abound with Gay Blades

Most researchers suggest that the average human community has about 2 to 10 per cent homosexual members. The House of Lords of course was exempted from the study because of its disproportionate collection of poofs and lifelong fruits. Researche...
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Funny story: WWCF Supplied Tainted Love Potions

WWCF Supplied Tainted Love Potions

Chicago, IL. - On the heels of the unanimous impeachment of Rod Blagojevich, the ex-Governor filed a class action suit against the World WitchCraft Foundation, charging them with supplying love potions that were tainted with various other emotions, r...
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Funny story: US Repubs Vanish; Could it Be the Rapture?

US Repubs Vanish; Could it Be the Rapture?

Gallop polls report that only five states' citizens identify as Republicans. Four are Mormon strongholds and the fifth favors hometown queen Sarah Palin. The poll, which featured a gigantic sample, seems to suggest that the solid south has evapor...
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Funny story: Obama relaxes White House dress code: Now it's "TGIF", everyday!

Obama relaxes White House dress code: Now it's "TGIF", everyday!

Washington, DC - As further poof that change has really come to the White House, President Barack Obama announced today that he is introducing 'Thank God It's Friday' business causal dress, everyday. The Obama administration ushers in the new dre...
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Funny story: Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Rod Blagojevich has been ousted as Illinois governor after being convicted of going over to the Dark Side, and subsequently using his gubernatorial and eBay Seller powers for Evil Intent. He is also accused of having the lowest eBay Feedback Rat...
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Funny story: Bush admits presidency was "A joke that got out of hand."

Bush admits presidency was "A joke that got out of hand."

Former President George W Bush has released a press statement admitting his entire presidency was a protracted practical joke. The shocking admission came after Bush was spotted exiting the well known Betty Ford rehab centre late Friday evening. I...
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Funny story: Palm Pregnancy Warning

Palm Pregnancy Warning

Medical doctors throughout the world today are mystified over what has been described as the first pregnancy caused by masturbation. News of the discovery traveled like wildfire and had the town's tongues wagging furiously about the allegation. Th...
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Funny story: Obama Announces "Tough New Laws" To Protect Himself!

Obama Announces "Tough New Laws" To Protect Himself!

New measures to combat Federal offences against the USA come into effect tomorrow! Welcoming the reforms in the Obama Offences Law (2004) that applies to Illinois, Judge Illy Smudge said; "The new offence of spoof writing provides for a vital new...
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Funny story: Just Imagine

Just Imagine

This Spoof.com reporter was today approached by a hoodie youth who told me that he had some really profound things to say. Never one to miss out on a potential opportunity I told him to go ahead. "Just imagine," he said. "That there's no heaven...
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Funny story: Liverpool Star Admits He's a Hobbit

Liverpool Star Admits He's a Hobbit

Liverpool players, and officials were shocked when Brazilian international Lucas Levia, broke down halfway through training at Melwood, and admitted he was a hobbit. After attempting to clear the ball on three occassions and hitting air instead, t...
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Funny story: Cannabis Sativa Bash in Michigan

Cannabis Sativa Bash in Michigan

Detroit - (AP) Michigan voters joined 12 other states last night in approving the use of marijuana for medical reasons. Passed by a 3 to 1 margin, advocates said after a lengthy battle with the state's anti-marijuana faction, that it's "HIGH" tim...
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