Funny story: Obama orders White House painted black

Obama orders White House painted black

I was having a pint with my mate Bob, when he showed me a contract, signed by Mrs Obama and Bob White Painters Inc to paint the White House black. He said Mrs Obama had thought it only fair, as the last bloke who painted it was called Fred Black. She explained that it was necessary to paint the house because she had been scrubbing for thee days but had been unable to get rid of all the excremen...
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Funny story: Catholic Church In Holocaust Schism

Catholic Church In Holocaust Schism

The Catholic Church has become embroiled in controversy surrounding the claims by renegade Bishop John Tyndall that the holocaust was a lie. "Six million Jews did not die in gas chambers" he claimed "they just emigrated." It is not the first time...
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Funny story: Platini Plan To Deal With "Unfair Competiveness" Of English Clubs In The Champions League.

Platini Plan To Deal With "Unfair Competiveness" Of English Clubs In The Champions League.

Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester United may have got roughly the results they were looking for tonight but they haven't managed to do without receiving the wrath of football's most well dressed and incompetent man since Sepp Blatter. Mic...
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Funny story: Top 15 Things Most People Didn't Know Were In New Trillion Dollar Bailout Plan

Top 15 Things Most People Didn't Know Were In New Trillion Dollar Bailout Plan

$100 for Snuggie for Senator Byrd. $2,000 for four cases of Beano for Senator McCain if he'll stop saying, "I just blew you a kiss." $200,000 to keep Cindy Sheehan camped outside Bush ranch. $1,000,000 for Jeremiah Wright to shut his yap about America's chickens coming to roost. $150 for new basketball goal set up in White House basement. $20,000 to provide Senator Craig his own pri...
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Funny story: Oz and James Visit Russia

Oz and James Visit Russia

Oz Clarke and James May have unveiled plans for their new series. So far the pair have got pissed at the license payers expense in France, the USA and Britain. Now they are on their way to Russia. In 'Oz and James Drink Toilet Cleaner And Die In A...
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Funny story: "U2 are very rich" claims an Irishman

"U2 are very rich" claims an Irishman

Today an Irishman has claimed that U2 are very rich, avoid paying taxes, and behave like superstars. It is believed that this is the same Irishman who previously claimed that the Pope was catholic, 2+2=4, and that bears really do prefer the woods.
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Funny story: Lead Singer Of Barenaked Ladies Leaves Band

Lead Singer Of Barenaked Ladies Leaves Band

The lead singer of popular Canadian band the Barenaked Ladies, who was charged with drug offenses in the United States last year, is leaving to pursue a new career as lead singer of the "Totalfrontal Nudity", a spokesman for the new group said on Wed...
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Funny story: "Bonking Boycs Lasted 5 Days!"

"Bonking Boycs Lasted 5 Days!"

Geoff Boycot was a "red hot lover" who remained "at the crease' and had "excellent technique" according to Ms Julie Creosote, a self-confessed cricket groupie. She first met Boycott at Headingley during a break for bad light. But, says Ms Creosote...
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Funny story: Spooks' leak says Thatcher and gangster Ronnie Kray spawned Prime Monster Gorgon Brown

Spooks' leak says Thatcher and gangster Ronnie Kray spawned Prime Monster Gorgon Brown

London - (Fetid Ass Mess): The formal unveiling ceremony of Margaret Thatcher's official Downing Street portrait was hastily cancelled today following a security leak naming her and notorious UK gangster Ronnie Kray as Gorgon Brown's birth parents.
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Funny story: Mardi Gras Going BRAINS! Great This Year

Mardi Gras Going BRAINS! Great This Year

New Orleans celebrated its biggest Mardi Gras since Hurricane Katrina's devastation in 2005 as Fat Tuesday's revelry only led to 27 shootings, plus two others found floating in the canal with their brains missing. Police said seventeen other bysta...
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Funny story: Man Living In Cave Faces Foreclosure

Man Living In Cave Faces Foreclosure

You've heard plenty of stories about foreclosures, but the latest victims of this brutal recession are about to lose their cave they bought on eBay. That's right. For nearly five years, Charles Finny and his family have lived in a cave. His mor...
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Funny story: What's the point of Rex Tillerson?

What's the point of Rex Tillerson?

Irving, Texas - (Crude Ass Mess): "Frankly, none!" That's the considered view of BigOilShagger! magazine's March exclusive. It reckons a Rockefeller family feud with the ExxonMobil Chairman/CEO will see him booted out of orifice before the April 2...
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Funny story: Obama: We Will Recover

Obama: We Will Recover

In a speech to constituents in Detroit today, President Obama reiterated that the U.S. economy would recover. Perpetuating comparisons to the Great Depression, Obama said,"Make no mistake, it won't be easy; unemployment will continue to rise, hom...
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Funny story: Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson vow to stay virgins till marriage!

Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson vow to stay virgins till marriage!

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight hottie Rob Pattinson have vowed to stay virgins till marriage. The teen sensations wear purity rings, Brenda and Rob, both 19, reportedly wear metal bands on their fingers to symbolize. Rob thinks of it as, "a pro...
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Funny story: Hit Series 'Heroes' faces Credit Crunch Woes

Hit Series 'Heroes' faces Credit Crunch Woes

The Worldwide hit television show Heroes has run into financial difficulties during filming of the fifth series. Previous series have cost nearly a million dollars an episode, but with the worldwide financial crisis deepening, bosses on the show a...
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Funny story: Boche Bash Bish

Boche Bash Bish

The German government has today hit out at Holocaust-denying Bishop Richard Williamson after his forced departure from Argentina raised headlines around the world. They are demanding that he is extradited to Germany where holocaust denial is a crimi...
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Funny story: Middlesbrough Fans Told to "Shut Up"

Middlesbrough Fans Told to "Shut Up"

Fans at Middlesbrough have been told to shut up. Middlesbrough currently sit two points from safety second from bottom in the Premiership, and wear red. Director of Communications, Millie O'Naire was asked by local residents and the multiplex cin...
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Funny story: Roger Clemens To Star In "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story"

Roger Clemens To Star In "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Warner Brothers Pictures has just announced that they have signed Roger Clemens to star as the lead in "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story." The unemployed baseball pitcher says that he is thrilled to be allowed to show yet another side (hi...
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Funny story: Money Saving Tips from TheSpoof.com

Money Saving Tips from TheSpoof.com

We're all watching our spending lately, so here's some tips on saving cash from The Spoof's money expert. 1. Save on your water bill by not flushing your toilet after every time you use it. Also, don't use it. 2. You can also save water by taking baths instead of showers. Then, when your skin gets all wrinkly, cash in on those "senior discounts." 3. Find out which bars have free food duri...
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Funny story: Obama inspires USA to beat recession

Obama inspires USA to beat recession

President of the USA, Barack Obama, has delivered a speech to a joint sitting of the American Congress in a brave attempt to lift flagging spirits battered by recession led forces. Dressed in a black tracky top with a hood over his bonce together...
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Funny story: Arsenal Pair William Gallas And Kolo Toure Romantically Linked

Arsenal Pair William Gallas And Kolo Toure Romantically Linked

More trouble in the Arsenal dressing room last night, when the Gunners pair of William Gallas and Kolo Toure were being romantically linked after an incident at halftime which left manager Arsene Wenger 'gobsmacked'. Arsenal started the second hal...
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Funny story: The George W. Bush Presidential Library

The George W. Bush Presidential Library

Dear Fellow Constituent: The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include: 1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. 2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. 3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. 4. The Walter Reed...
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Funny story: Sleeved Blanket Causing Nationwide Family Furore

Sleeved Blanket Causing Nationwide Family Furore

A snuggle blanket, which has built in sleeves to allow day-to-day tasks to be performed from under the covers, has been removed from the market. Consumers have raised numerous complaints about the garment, particularly women. Several consumers com...
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Funny story: Japenese use Astrology to refute Climate Change

Japenese use Astrology to refute Climate Change

Japanese Climate Scientis, Saki Inbiba, has poured scorn on the findings of the International Panel on Climate Change that climate change is man-made, and currently in step with the most pessimistic of climate models. Inbiba, who leads the Tokyo U...
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Funny story: Lord Ahmed Wins Court Case

Lord Ahmed Wins Court Case

Firebrand Labour peer Lord Ahmed has won his court case for compensation, it has been revealed. Lord Ahmed was sending text messages while driving his Jaguar when he struck a stationary vehicle on the M1 on Christmas Day. The driver of the other v...
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Funny story: Research Proves Cancer Studies Cause Cancer

Research Proves Cancer Studies Cause Cancer

A study to be published in medical journal The Lanced today has warned that studies into the incidence of cancer increase the risk of cancer. The study, carried out by scientists at Oxford University, has identified that research into the causes o...
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Funny story: Jade Goody - An Apology

Jade Goody - An Apology

I would like to apologise to Jade goody. In the past she has been made to look a thick, useless, talentless, fat slapper with a foul mouth and racist tendencies. I now know that I was wrong. Jade is in fact Jesus, Mary, the Prophet Mohammad, Buddha, Mother Theresa and all the saints rolled into one. I was blind to her talents. But now that she is going to die we see her to be wonderful. I would...
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Funny story: President Obama's Speech: "The U.S. Will Not Torture"

President Obama's Speech: "The U.S. Will Not Torture"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama delivered his first presidential speech to a packed joint session of Congress. Some of the people in the crowd included Secretary of State Hillary "The Face" Clinton, Senator John "Long Face" Kerry, Senato...
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Funny story: Devils on the march Part VII

Devils on the march Part VII

o Are they all of your age? o Of course not. Some are as old as daddy. o Well, if warlords' kids are sent to you for work, can you use them? o Warlords' kids do not come for work; they come for supervision. They sign letters. At this moment, one of the justices said: o Your honor, this kid must be a genius to successfully pass the undergraduate, graduate and post graduate programs in six year...
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Funny story: Jack Straw "not lost"

Jack Straw "not lost"

Sad news today. It has been confirmed that Jack Straw is safe and well. It had been thought that he had finally heeded the advice of millions and got lost. The story looks like being a hoax. It has angered civic leaders in Blackburn, Mr Straw's co...
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Funny story: "You're All Fat" Doctors say

"You're All Fat" Doctors say

Doctors have slammed the British population today for being "fat, greedy, drunk layabouts". The news shocked many and there were instances of people falling off their sofa in shock. The spread of obesity is causing concern. "I travel to work on th...
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Funny story: This Is The Age Of The Train

This Is The Age Of The Train

The government has announced that rail fares are set to come down for the first time in living memory. Lord Adonis (no, that really is his name) has told rail firms to lower their regulated fares. "We need to get people on to trains. At the momen...
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Funny story: BabyFaceBook Offers a Wayback Machine to Avoid Adulthood

BabyFaceBook Offers a Wayback Machine to Avoid Adulthood

The newest latest social networking site offers a kind of time machine to those who would escape the responsibilities of maturity and stay peacefully stuck in the crib of childhood. BabyFaceBook allows members to remain in a world of breasts, bottles...
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Funny story: Republicants Hide under their Seats at Obama VisionQuest

Republicants Hide under their Seats at Obama VisionQuest

After eight years of Republican and cannot do rule, the US of A finds itself with a horrific deficit and unprecedented economic crisis. Add to that two unwinnable wars, crumbling infrastructure and tens of millions without health insurance and yo...
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Funny story: Scientists Find Snow White's Dwarf Happy Had the Happiness Gene; So Did Dopey

Scientists Find Snow White's Dwarf Happy Had the Happiness Gene; So Did Dopey

Scientific researchers at the Human Genome and Mood Exploratory Expo have broken new ground in the study of human happiness. After a careful genetic splicing of pubic hair particles from the Seven Dwarfs found in the Snow White Archives, researchers...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi G-Spots at Obama Lovefest

Nancy Pelosi G-Spots at Obama Lovefest

It took eight years for the Democrats to regain their ascendancy in American politics and some couldn't blame them for the indulgent orgy they staged at the Obama speech to both houses of Congress, subtitled stick it to the loser Republicants! The...
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Funny story: Catholic Calendar of Saints: February 24; Luca Beludi, Patron Saint of the gay sidekick

Catholic Calendar of Saints: February 24; Luca Beludi, Patron Saint of the gay sidekick

St Luca Beludi, patron saint of the homosexual sidekick, fell scapular over sandals in love with the handsome,charismatic and eloquent Anthony of Padua. Presciently, the patron saint of the lost and lost objects helped gay Luca Beludi find his true love. Luca followed the Billy Graham of his day over hill and over dale. The cuddlesome couple traveled as many miles as the famous American cross...
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Funny story: Red Chinese To Introduce I-Pods To Lower Population

Red Chinese To Introduce I-Pods To Lower Population

Chinese government officials have decided upon a plan to lower its population by the introduction of I-Pods, MP3 players and cell phones with text messaging with prices that the masses can afford. Reviewing American and European figures for the...
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Funny story: Jai Ho! "Slumdog Millionaire" kids return home to India; a heroes welcome turns...ugly

Jai Ho! "Slumdog Millionaire" kids return home to India; a heroes welcome turns...ugly

Mumbai, India - Still laughing and smiling as they were all during their whirlwind trip to Hollywood, California, walking the red carpet on the night of the Oscars, bumping elbows with international movie stars instead members of their overpopulated...
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Funny story: Barking Mad

Barking Mad

China - Two mongrel dogs have been sentenced to death for urinating on the side of a snack bar in the southern Chinese town of Guangzhou, splashing two diners and spraying urine on 6 others, state media said. The urinating last February was part o...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Sawed In Half

Britney Spears Sawed In Half

Sort of like a wayward career, Britney Spears is going to disappear into thin air-and then magically reappear, to her fans' ecstatic delight. "Right away, she got into the boxes and into the magic contraptions to learn the stuff, and she's so exci...
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