Funny story: Is your credit score down due to the new credit rating formula? Well, look no further; help is on the way from TheSpoof.Com

Is your credit score down due to the new credit rating formula? Well, look no further; help is on the way from TheSpoof.Com

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Funny story: USA renamed USSR, Obama announces

USA renamed USSR, Obama announces

American President Barack Obama today announced that the USA was changing its name to the USSR, to keep in line with its government's recent actions. 'Yes, indeedy doody', he said, 'Comrades. We are now the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and...
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Funny story: Roland Burris to Illinois Investigators On Blago Payoff: I Didn't Lie, Someone Stole my Identity!

Roland Burris to Illinois Investigators On Blago Payoff: I Didn't Lie, Someone Stole my Identity!

Springfield, Illinois Laughing Stock Capitol of the US - Senator Roland Burris, who has amended his Illinois senate testimony while under oath in the Blagojvitch impeachment hearings 6 times, now says $50,000 withdrawn from his checking account wa...
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Funny story: British, French Nuclear Subs Collide In Atlantic

British, French Nuclear Subs Collide In Atlantic

A Royal Navy nuclear submarine was apparently involved in a solid collision with a French nuclear submarine in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, the BBC has confirmed this morning, February 16th. The HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant were both badly...
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Funny story: Crime Figures Down Because There Are More Police Shows On TV These Days

Crime Figures Down Because There Are More Police Shows On TV These Days

Official figures released today show that crime detection rates in Britain are at an all-time high due mainly to the number of police crime dramas on TV at the moment. Shows such as CSI, NCIS, Law & Order and The Bill are all thought to have c...
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Funny story: H2K Set to Play Only IW Games, says CoD Games Too Much Fun to Play

H2K Set to Play Only IW Games, says CoD Games Too Much Fun to Play

Chicago - CEO of Hired 2 Kill, a primarily Xbox 360 Gaming Clan, "The Soko" has announced that H2K will now only play Call of Duty Games that come out in Odd Numbered Years and have the Infinity Ward seal on them. This leaves out the popular, but "t...
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Funny story: Nighthawking

Nighthawking

I've come to a sleepy village near Chipping Norton on the edge of the Cotswolds, where it is alleged that Nighthawkers regularly meet up under the cover of darkness. I was given the map reference and times by a contact I only know as 'Baz' who posts Nighthawking locations on his website. I parked my car at a lay-by a little distance away from the Nighthawking site and I'm now making my way tow...
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Funny story: Daftass former royal equerry tests DNA-positive in Harry paternity fiasco

Daftass former royal equerry tests DNA-positive in Harry paternity fiasco

London - (Royal Scrounger Mess): Former Guards captain and one time royal equerry Mark Dyer has tested DNA positive in the hunt for Prince Harry's biological father. Dyer, 42, is currently being probed about his humunguous six figure earnings as a...
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Funny story: MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'

MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'

The Right Honourable Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich admitted this afternoon that in spite of owning a mansion in King's Lynne, he lives in a H0use of Leaves owned by his friend Mark Z. Danielewski, and that i...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Off on Asian Junket Stops Off in Thailand for a Quickie!

Hillary Clinton Off on Asian Junket Stops Off in Thailand for a Quickie!

Bangkok, Thailand/ Botox News - Newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was more than pleased with her recent official trip to Asia, as it afforded her the opportunity to pop over to Thailand for a complete, cheap, cosmetic makeove...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Calls Brain Conference Over Nation's Econony

Britney Spears Calls Brain Conference Over Nation's Econony

Britney Spears announced this morning that she was inviting all the nation's top brains in the entertainment field to Washington DC to do "something about this money mess we're in". "I thought one time lately that if the country runs out of money,...
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Funny story: Fishy tales: nuclear sub crash captain 'was smashed on skunk'

Fishy tales: nuclear sub crash captain 'was smashed on skunk'

Atlantic Ocean - (Merde Alors! Mess): Ministry of Defence sources have blamed the recreational smoking habits of Capt Rongleur for the stricken French submarine Le Triomphant's mid-Atlantic prang with HMS Vanguard The two vessels crashed into one...
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Funny story: Obama Starts Immediate Injection of Stimulus Funds, Drops Millions from Air Force I!

Obama Starts Immediate Injection of Stimulus Funds, Drops Millions from Air Force I!

Denver/Co Rocky Mountain High News - Seeming fresh from a 3 day self proclaimed "holiday", The President flew into Denver, Colorado today, his arrival heralded by millions of dollars jettisoned from Air Force 1 as it did a fly over prior to landi...
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Funny story: London bobbies accused of stupidity and ignorance

London bobbies accused of stupidity and ignorance

There have been increasing complaints by Londoners and tourists alike about the quality of people being employed as Police constables. Many negative comments have been made about how some of these people graduate from basic training to being in p...
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Funny story: Justin Timberlake Tops Magazine List!

Justin Timberlake Tops Magazine List!

Justin Timberlake was named by Gentleman's Quarterly Magazine in the March issue as the world's most stylish man. The magazine picked the entertainer to lead a list of the "10 Most Stylish Men in America" after going through several lists of photo...
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Funny story: 'No talent' confession from host of stars.So 'de rigueur' to be clueless this season!

'No talent' confession from host of stars.So 'de rigueur' to be clueless this season!

Following Kelly Brooks recent confession to suffering from 'no talent syndrome.' Other stars feel comfortable enough to share the news that they too, are in the advanced stages of 'no talent'! The Narcissus trust is a world renowned treatment cen...
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Funny story: Las Vegas Offering Extras, Bargains

Las Vegas Offering Extras, Bargains

Las Vegas is hurting, mostly because of canceled conventions. Gaming revenue in Las Vegas fell for the 12th month in a row in December and last year's overall drop is historic, according to officials in the desert city. Some locals who depend o...
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Funny story: Siegfried And Roy's Final Performance

Siegfried And Roy's Final Performance

Friends of magicians Siegfried & Roy fear that doing one final show could kill Roy Horn, who has never fully recovered from being mauled onstage by a tiger five years ago. But apparently this will be a different "Final Show" Although the big...
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Funny story: Hospital: Too many teenage pregnancies!

Hospital: Too many teenage pregnancies!

A hospital in New Jersey says that they are "fed up with all the teenage pregnancies!" Kathy Hamilton , 28, a nurse at the NJ hospital says that "the number of teenage pregnancies we get is ridiculous! It's like looking at 100 Jamie Lynn's a day!"...
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Funny story: Chelsea Sack Guus Hiddink

Chelsea Sack Guus Hiddink

New Chelsea boss Guus Hiddink has been sensationally sacked from his new post after only a week in the job, according to a report in a West Ham pub. Hiddink, prised from his full-time job as the coach of the Russian national team, turned up for tr...
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Funny story: Defence to appeal against naming of Australian bush fire suspect

Defence to appeal against naming of Australian bush fire suspect

Following an Australian court's decision to reveal that the suspect being held in the Australian bush fire case is 39-year old Brendan Sokaluk, defence lawyers have been quick to file a notice of appeal. According to the appeal, the court was wron...
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Funny story: For Sale: Manchester's Most Famous Street

For Sale: Manchester's Most Famous Street

ITV bosses have been in touch with various estate agents as they put every house on Coronation Street up for sale. RightMove the on-line estate agent has been chosen as the preferred agent for selling the iconic houses, with the Rovers Return expe...
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Funny story: Lalu's Tips to Obama

Lalu's Tips to Obama

Lalu Prasad Yadav, the miracle man who changed the fate of debt-ridden Indian Railways to a profit-puffing, mailed few tips to Barack Obama. Mr. Yadav feels that Obama can bail-out his recession-hit country by implementing these tips: 1) Root cause for your recession is GREED. In order to understand what is this GREED, please involve yourself in a big-time scam. I suggest Fodder Scam for yo...
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Funny story: Overheard Recently At The United Nations

Overheard Recently At The United Nations

At a recent confab session at The United Nations Security Council's main assembly hall, a microphone was inadvertently left open and captured the following exchange between several representatives of foreign countries: "The truest thing that can be said of any two Americans is that one will have nothing to say and the other one will hang on every word." "Oh, mes amis, no, no, no, zee trues...
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Funny story: Babe Ruth's Skeleton Tests Positive For Illegal Doggy-Roids

Babe Ruth's Skeleton Tests Positive For Illegal Doggy-Roids

The recently established Baseball Commissioner's office for "Keeping The Game Clean", having decided to unearth Babe Ruth's body, to prove to the whole world that once upon a time all American baseball players were completely free of illegal substances, received instead an unearthly surprise just yesterday. "No one was more surprised by this than me," prattled Babe Ruth's great great great Ame...
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson To Portray President George W. Bush

Jack Nicholson To Portray President George W. Bush

MALIBU BEACH, California - Jack Nicholson has just been signed to star in the 20th Century Fox movie, "The Emperor Wore Cowboy Boots." The film traces the story of George W. Bush from conception until the time he lands back in Texas after leaving...
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Funny story: British Foreign Sec'y Lady Mildred Bland Kept Torture Under Her Covers with MI5

British Foreign Sec'y Lady Mildred Bland Kept Torture Under Her Covers with MI5

A vicious terrorist suspect finally fell into the hands of Western security forces. Rather than have another 9-11 or the numerous other radical attacks in London, Paris or other western capitals, Lady Mildred Bland agreed to torture the captives. The...
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Funny story: Iron Curtain to be dismantled, resurrected for display

Iron Curtain to be dismantled, resurrected for display

Warsaw, Poland - A group of Polish historians have pooled their resources to tear down the Iron Curtain associated with the Cold War between the United States and Russia. The Cold War saw the nuclear buildup of both sides attempting to gain advantage...
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Funny story: Republicans Fire On Fort Sumter; Civil War Begins

Republicans Fire On Fort Sumter; Civil War Begins

Since the loss of the Presidency and seriously reduced representation in the Senate and the House, the Republican Party has been fixing for a fight. Minority Whip Cantor has been singing Mammy to former Republican Civil War General Newt Gingrich...
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Funny story: Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

Rumors abound about a squirrel woman and her insatiable appetite for collecting men's nuts. Hospitals are reporting an unusual number of balless males appearing in emergency rooms hysterically screaming about their missing testicles and one or anothe...
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Funny story: The Search For President Obama's Nickname

The Search For President Obama's Nickname

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama's top aides are trying to figure out a nice catchy nickname to use for the president. One aide suggested to simply use his three initials, BHO (Barack Hussein Obama). But that idea was quickly shot down b...
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Funny story: E-Mail Threatens To Kill

E-Mail Threatens To Kill

A California woman opened a rather strange looking email, and what she read was enough to make her call the sheriff's department, CBS station KOVR-TV reported. "It was my only email. I thought, oh a Valentine email from a friend," said Paula Class...
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Funny story: The Partnership for Metaphysical Socialism Meets

The Partnership for Metaphysical Socialism Meets

Washington DC: The first synod of the "Partnership for Metaphysical Socialism (PMS)" convened here today to establish the tenets of their hegemony. PMS would like to become the spiritual advisor to all future presidents. The sacred writings, cir...
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Funny story: Droylsden To Be Reinstated Into FA Cup

Droylsden To Be Reinstated Into FA Cup

In the shock of the FA Cup fifth round so far, non-league Droylsden, who had been thrown out of the competition for fielding an inelligible player, are to be reinstated. The reason for this, say the FA, is to inject some romance into the Cup, to r...
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Funny story: DCF called on 'Octo-Mom'

DCF called on 'Octo-Mom'

The mother of new Octuplets, has had DCF called on her, says the leprechauns who live in my brain. This happened Friday morning, when a neighbor heard loud, crying babies from her house. "I couldn't believe it! It was very annoying. I don't th...
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