Funny story: Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Hollywood , CA: Miley Cyrus is now the owner of a brand new car. But how, you ask, she can't even drive?! Miley's father, Billy Ray, went to the DMV with her yesterday morning. She hadn't studied the manuals, or anything! Soon after Miley and...
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn pregnant again soon after 1st baby!

Jamie Lynn pregnant again soon after 1st baby!

Jamie Lynn Spears revealed yesterday that she's single, and pregnant again. Her now ex-boyfriend, Casey Aldridge says that "Jamie's going to be ok. We're still friends..." Jamie's mom said: "She's doing ok, actually. We still are a bit shocked...
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Funny story: Animal protection Unit: "Walkers, please walk away"

Animal protection Unit: "Walkers, please walk away"

A.P.U [Animal Protection Unit] are said to be disturbed and unhappy about the choice of flavours for the new crisps Walkers have just released and have told them to "Walk away." The new flavours of crisps include flavours such as; Onion Bajhi; Bu...
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Funny story: ITV launches ITV2 -1

ITV launches ITV2 -1

British broadcaster ITV today announced plans to launch a new station, "ITV2 -1". The station will show many popular ITV shows such as the 6 o'clock news, but at the more convenient time of 5 o'clock. Director general Michael Grade said in a stat...
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Funny story: England Capitalise As West Indies Players Turn Out In Flip Flops

England Capitalise As West Indies Players Turn Out In Flip Flops

The England cricket team looked to put their humiliating innings and 23 runs defeat at the hands of the West Indies behind them in Antigua today, as they clobbered the home side's bowling attack all around the Antigua Recreation Ground, and were 271...
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Funny story: Porn Star Opens Herself Up To Ridicule

Porn Star Opens Herself Up To Ridicule

Following the news that Porn Star Stormy Daniels is to run for the American Senate, a little-known UK 'actress' and 'reader's wife' has decided to stand for Parliament at the next election. Dusty Cavern (57) aims to become MP for North Suffolk &...
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Funny story: Paddle manufacturer closes Shit Creek Plant stranding billions

Paddle manufacturer closes Shit Creek Plant stranding billions

Today, residents of Shit Creek were dismayed to discover that the areas last, and only employer is about to go into 'liquidation'. The 'Paddle Manufacturers' were forced into closure by a combination of cash flow problems and paradoxically, a hug...
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Funny story: Bush Fights His Status As 'Worst President"

Bush Fights His Status As 'Worst President"

"Ah really don't think its fair to label me the worst President ever." said Bush II to the assembled historian conference. "After all, Ah wuz re-elected! That counts fur sumpthin'." He stopped to take a sip from a beer, a luxury he could afford now that the cameras were all on Obama and not on him. "Now take Herbert Hoover. He was always said to be the worst and he wuz only one term. I got hi...
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Funny story: Hot Off The Press, Psycho Bob's Horoscopes For February 14-21, 2009

Hot Off The Press, Psycho Bob's Horoscopes For February 14-21, 2009

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) Even though you and your blind date already hate each other's guts within half an hour, you' still have to do the best you can until the guide dogs get unhung. Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) You need to go put those back. While I realize the "Sperm" part of the Bank light was out last night, you still should have left those things there. Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)...
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Funny story: Global Warming: Good News At Last!

Global Warming: Good News At Last!

After many years of doom and gloom with regard to the threat of Global Warming, and the recent extreme weather conditions experienced by much of Great Britain, there was some good news this week, when it was announced that there may have been a stabi...
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Funny story: Format Wars: Blu-Ray superseded by Ultomato

Format Wars: Blu-Ray superseded by Ultomato

If you were considering updating your DVD player to one of the new Blu-Ray High Definition players, you may want to hold off for a few months. A new format system is just about to be launched which makes Blu-Ray look positively old hat. Ultomat...
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Funny story: A Keen Sense of the Inappropriate

A Keen Sense of the Inappropriate

When people whom I've known for a fairly short time hear that I have a funny cartoon book, they generally ask, "What kind of cartoons are they?" I've always been stumped by this question. I usually say, "Stupid and Terrible, " and they get a weird look on their face. Lately I've found that "Inappropriate" seems to be the best way to describe my sense of humor, though that still requires some e...
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Funny story: Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Oops! My goodness! What do we do now? So, what do we have here? Has anyone seen my watch? Yes it is sharp enough, don't worry. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now! Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie. What do you mean he's not insured? Damn! Page 24 of the manual is missing! Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch" Bet...
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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai filing for divorce, blames dodgy astologers' pregnancy rumors

Aishwarya Rai filing for divorce, blames dodgy astologers' pregnancy rumors

Mumbai - (Bollyawful Mess): Bollywood megastar Aishwarya Rai has told divorce lawyers that her marriage has been blighted by Bachchan in-laws' astrologers' pregnancy rumor mill. The stunning green-eyed movie queen has claimed husband Abhishek Bac...
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Funny story: World's First Testicle Transplant: Superballs

World's First Testicle Transplant: Superballs

Stockholm, Sweden-Testicular prosthetics aren't particularly new but the world awoke this morning to news of the world's first testicle transplant.Born with a weak set of testicles that shriveled as soon as he got married, Harold Boyd of Hoboken, New...
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Funny story: French chefs to order a "fatwah" on Gordon Ramsay

French chefs to order a "fatwah" on Gordon Ramsay

In breaking news, the French Association of Haute Cuisine Chefs has formally announced a vehement denunciation of UK celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and added an unprecedented order to all French members to attack the foul mouthed British cook on sight.
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Funny story: 2097-Page Brick Passes Congresses

2097-Page Brick Passes Congresses

Savoring his first big victory in Congress, President Barack Obama on Saturday celebrated the newly passed $787 billion economic stimulus brick as a "major milestone on our road to recovery." "Of course, this thing is 2097 pages long but I'm sure...
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Funny story: Inmates To Buy Own Toilet Paper

Inmates To Buy Own Toilet Paper

According to an AP Report, Inmates at the Des Moines County jail in Burlington may have to begin paying for toilet paper. The county is facing a more than $1.7 million deficit in this year's budget and the Board of Supervisors gave department hea...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Favorite Store Forced To Change Name

Sarah Palin's Favorite Store Forced To Change Name

In Anchorage, Alaska, Governor Sarah Palin's favorite consignment shop has been forced to change its name after she brought the trendy, upscale Anchorage boutique unintended legal problems during last year's presidential campaign. Out of the Clos...
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Funny story: Another St. Valentine's Day Massacre?

Another St. Valentine's Day Massacre?

In Khartoum, Sudan Senior Muslim clerics have urged Sudanese youngsters to boycott Valentine's Day, saying it is a Western institution that could lead couples astray away from arranged marriages to older more mature men. Members of the Sudan Ulem...
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Funny story: Neanderthal gene discovered to exist in English celebrities

Neanderthal gene discovered to exist in English celebrities

Scientists studying the DNA of Neanderthals say they have found genes shared between our closest ancient relations and English TV and music celebrities. Professor Max Mengele in Germany said that Neanderthals shared the FIX2 gene associated with c...
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Funny story: America's most popular sports - Rounders, Bouncy ball and Fag Rugby

America's most popular sports - Rounders, Bouncy ball and Fag Rugby

A study of National sports has found that America is split three ways on which particular discipline can be regarded as their most recognisable on an international platform. American sports coverage consists of three main games: Baseball - a h...
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Funny story: Scrums to be scrapped by the RFU

Scrums to be scrapped by the RFU

A revolution is underway at Twickenham. News is seeping out of the home of Rugby this morning that the powers that be are ready to make the biggest rule change in the Sport since the practice of 'squeezing your opponents balls' was banned 2 years ago...
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Funny story: John Terry Transfer Shock

John Terry Transfer Shock

Sources close to Stamford Bridge have said that Chelsea and England captain John Terry may be on his way out of the club amid claims that "the dressing room is divided". Terry said in an interview last week, that he had supported sacked boss Luiz...
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Funny story: Police admit to "oversight" in skeleton case

Police admit to "oversight" in skeleton case

The grim discovery Tuesday of a man's skeleton sitting in a 1972 car has led Police to admit that there are some London streets which they haven't patrolled since the mid-'70's. The car, with a tax disc expiring March 1976, has been sitting in a...
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Funny story: Busted song analysed

Busted song analysed

Professor Charles Simpson of the Nothing Better To Do University of Ipswich has analysed the 2003 Busted Track "Year 3000" and discovered that far from being a mere catchy pop tune, the song is a harbinger of things to come, and a remarkably propheti...
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Funny story: Unlucky U.S. tourists help Stratford man's business

Unlucky U.S. tourists help Stratford man's business

Unfortunate U.S. travellers in the U.K. looking for William Shakespeare's birthplace have helped a Stratford man beat the credit crunch. Americans starting their journeys in London ask for tube tickets to Stratford (Upon Avon) and end up at cheek...
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Funny story: Madoff to Lead Stimulus Plan

Madoff to Lead Stimulus Plan

Washington - President Obama has announced that he has appointed financier Bernie Madoff to lead implementation of the recently approved 787 billion dollar stimulus package. "I believe that this is the best choice for working Americans and the cou...
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Funny story: Bush Gives Obama His "What it means to be a man" Talk

Bush Gives Obama His "What it means to be a man" Talk

It has been somewhat of a rarity in American history that a sitting president has had the wise council of his predecessors. Luckily for Barrack Obama, boy president, the elder Mr. Bush is still around to guide him through this troubling period of ado...
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Funny story: Special Oscar To Republicans for 'Best Act Put On By A Political Entity'

Special Oscar To Republicans for 'Best Act Put On By A Political Entity'

The Oscar Committee has nominated the Republican Party for a special Oscar this year- 'Best Act Put On By A Political Entity'. Mrs. Tallulah Bankaccount, head of the board overseeing nominations, stated "The Republican Party has for decades pu...
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Funny story: New DNA Coding Discovered

New DNA Coding Discovered

Washington DC: The National Institutes of Health (NIH) released new findings relative to DNA research being conducted at their laboratory facilities. The DNA replication sequence has been further decoded, providing some very startling results. Sam...
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Funny story: New housing rules bring joy to homeowners

New housing rules bring joy to homeowners

Following Home Secretary Jacki Smith's ruling that it's legal and above board to claim that a sister's back bedroom is your main home, enormous tax savings are now possible to the average homeowner, claim accountants. The exact details have yet t...
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