Funny story: Kalika Moquin/Rachel Uchitel/Jaimee Grubbs three-way video shocker!

Kalika Moquin/Rachel Uchitel/Jaimee Grubbs three-way video shocker!

Orlando, Florida - (Muffdivers Anonymous): The 10 minute YouBoob! footage posted today shows the lissom luscious lovelies honing their irresistible seduction skills. Relaxing naked in a steamy TriBeCa rooftop hottub the three dusky doe-eyed b...
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Funny story: Oregon Tree Cutters Safe But Apparently Not Sound After Two Nights In Woods & Snow!

Oregon Tree Cutters Safe But Apparently Not Sound After Two Nights In Woods & Snow!

A search for two Christmas tree hunters has been called off after the two showed up Thursday. "Apparently their car got stuck in the snow and mud", stated Officer Dinwitty of Medford. Meanwhile, one of the two guys was doing a little dance in t...
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Funny story: Ron Wood, Prettiest Of The Rolling Stones, Busted

Ron Wood, Prettiest Of The Rolling Stones, Busted

"Handsome" Ron Wood, the good looking one of the Stones, has been arrested Wednesday night in London, on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend, 21-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova, formerly Jane Smyth of Yorkshire. "All the girls want Ron", stated Kei...
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Funny story: Another Naughty Marilyn Monroe Film Surfaces

Another Naughty Marilyn Monroe Film Surfaces

A few years back a sexy video of Marilyn Monroe was rumored as true and false for months but this one is true, apparently as it's to be sold on eBay next week. While the former film was said to have been watched over and over again by FBI Director...
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Funny story: 'Shite Christmas' by Bing Crosby and Wossername released

'Shite Christmas' by Bing Crosby and Wossername released

'I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Just like the shite I used to know With ghastly movies, and hated aunties A nightmare for all plus ice and snow I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Even though my toes are turning blue E-coli'd turkey, or cheap salami And baloney about Christ that just ain't true I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Even though it's Saturnalia A faked resurrection, three...
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Funny story: Ronnie (no relation Tiger Woods) Wood - matrimonial bust up sees Festive Season off to good start

Ronnie (no relation Tiger Woods) Wood - matrimonial bust up sees Festive Season off to good start

Claygate, Slurrey - (Cock-N-Bull): "Firstly, M'Lud, let me make it clear there were no golf clubs involved," Shark E Blinkenshyster, barrister-at-law to the drunk and wealthy told a Surrey magistrates court today. "Further, M'Lud, my client catego...
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Funny story: Al Gore Cancels Plans For $1200.00 'Dick-Shake' Event In Copenhagen

Al Gore Cancels Plans For $1200.00 'Dick-Shake' Event In Copenhagen

Copenhagen, Denmark-- A very embarrassed Al Gore cancelled his plans for charging $1200.00 for a handshake at the upcoming Climate Change Summit in Copenhagen. The former Veep was hoping to charge eager Danes $1200.00 each, just for the chance...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Admits "I Used To Shave My Man Boobs"

Dick Cheney Admits "I Used To Shave My Man Boobs"

Former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney admitted yesterday that he used to shave his chest and his man boobs. The Wyoming Republican made the revelation at a business luncheon sponsored by the Gillette Razor Company. "I used a razo...
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Funny story: "Where's Morse?" Game Out Next Week

"Where's Morse?" Game Out Next Week

Skoobco Games Inc today announced the launch of their latest console release, "Where's Morse?" a game which breaks the boundaries of technology because it will apparently be available on dial up laptop connections. Lines were already building up o...
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Funny story: George of the Jungle Caught in Bed With Tarzan's Wife Jane

George of the Jungle Caught in Bed With Tarzan's Wife Jane

A fight is looming in the African jungles as George of the Jungle was caught in bed with Jane. The dim witted vine swinger was discovered doing the horizontal mambo with Tarzan's wife by Cheetah and an Ape named Ape (who met for their weekly game of...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton: "People Only Be Dissin' Tiger Woods Cause He Be Black"

Rev. Al Sharpton: "People Only Be Dissin' Tiger Woods Cause He Be Black"

HARLEM - Rev. Al "Yo Bro" Sharpton, the self-proclaimed defender of the defenseless has chimed in on The Tiger Woods soap opera, "As The Golf Ball Turns" with his two cents worth. Speaking before a group of wine wholesalers at his cousin Jermell "...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Poses With Strangers For Family Christmas Photo

Britney Spears Poses With Strangers For Family Christmas Photo

Britney Spears, who is under court ordered supervision for her infrequent visits with her children, hired two young actors to portray her children in her family Christmas card. The actress had her agent contact two children from the same agency and...
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Funny story: Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, and Ashlee Simpson To Perform On "The World's First Lip-Syncing Concert Tour"

Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, and Ashlee Simpson To Perform On "The World's First Lip-Syncing Concert Tour"

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, and Ashlee Simpson will soon be embarking on what is being billed as "The World's First Lip-Syncing Concert Tour." Las Tres Divas Productions is sponsoring the first-of-it's-kind concert tour and it is...
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Funny story: Makers of Marmalade, Jam, and Preserves Sue Jelly Manufacturers For Equal Time

Makers of Marmalade, Jam, and Preserves Sue Jelly Manufacturers For Equal Time

Manufacturers of marmalade, jelly, and preserves feel that they have a large enough grievance against jelly bottlers to sue them for equal time. Dabney Rind or Smith's Marmalade Corporation, speaking for all of the plaintiffs in the lawsuit, issued...
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Funny story: China's terracotta army will fight terrorism

China's terracotta army will fight terrorism

Chinese President Hu Jintao promised American President, Barack Obama today that he would send 100,000 terracotta troops to help the NATO forces fight terrorism in Afghanistan. The soldiers, which vary in height from 6 ft. to 6 ft. 5 in., will be shi...
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Funny story: Jeremy Paxman Christmas Cards Axed

Jeremy Paxman Christmas Cards Axed

A line of Christmas cards honouring the extraordinarily witty and sarcastic Newsnight reporter Jeremy Paxman has been axed. It was axed because the Christmas card company did not think he was suitably Christmassy enough. They had planned to do...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com writer reveals affair with Tiger Woods after steamy SMS text messages and sexually explicit voicemail with Tiger begging "talk dirty to me please" make the rounds.

TheSpoof.com writer reveals affair with Tiger Woods after steamy SMS text messages and sexually explicit voicemail with Tiger begging "talk dirty to me please" make the rounds.

LAS VEGAS: With more and more lovers emerging from the woodwork claiming to have had clandestine affairs with Tiger Woods a Spoof.com reporter's name is now being added to the list. Due to TheSpoof.com's highly ethical policy of protecting the ident...
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Funny story: "Featured on TV" Stores Open Across America

"Featured on TV" Stores Open Across America

Setting themselves apart from the product lines typically featured on cable television infomercials, "Featured on TV" stores will be opening around U.S. shopping malls this week in an attempt to capitalize on the impulse buying habits of the holiday...
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Funny story: Christmas Lights Non Celeb Offered Wonga!

Christmas Lights Non Celeb Offered Wonga!

The guy who was recently nominated to turn on the local town's Christmas lights has said that his new found fame has earned him a whole host of deals. No one can remember his name or where he comes from but ever since his picture was published i...
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Funny story: Lily Cole reveals Diet Secrets - Look Serious

Lily Cole reveals Diet Secrets - Look Serious

LONDON England - Every super model knows that their success is down to two things, being tall and being thin, however the majority of them claim that they usually eat a healthy diet. Earlier this week, fresh faced super model Lily Cole, revealed...
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Funny story: The Dutch Navy consisting of a rowing boat and a Viking Longboat arrests Somali pirates!

The Dutch Navy consisting of a rowing boat and a Viking Longboat arrests Somali pirates!

The Dutch Imperial Navy has done what no other Imperial Navy could have done, arrest Somalian pirates. What makes this amazing feat even more astonishing is the fact that the Dutch Imperial Navy is made up of a leaking rowing boat, used for draggi...
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Funny story: Hacker releases Filth Association emails - 'It's all a hoax', correspondence reveals

Hacker releases Filth Association emails - 'It's all a hoax', correspondence reveals

SURREY - An unidentified hacker has broken into web servers at the Filth Association (FA) and posted thousands of emails and internal documents on a Russian web server. A spokesman for the FA, Britain's premier certifying body for organic crops, did...
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Funny story: O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 8

O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 8

Previous Chapters: Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|Part 4|Part 5|Part 6|Part 7 Part 8 "I'll never reveal where I keep the time machine or the dastardly plot behind all the killings, O' Halloran! Torture me if you like, but I'll never talk", snarls the midget French guy as O' Halloran circles him, then does a little pirouette and then finally the splits before continuing his circling. "To...
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Funny story: O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 7

O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 7

Previous Chapters: Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|Part 4|Part 5|Part 6 Part 7 O' Halloran keeps tight against the corner wall. He juts his fat head out and has a quick look around. No sign of anyone. The coast is clear. He signals to Doris and they both move across the road and crouch behind a cart. "Are you sure this evil bastard drinks here?" "Oui, O' Halloran. This is the place", she whis...
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Funny story: Crazy Man Dices With Death On Towerblock Rooftop

Crazy Man Dices With Death On Towerblock Rooftop

South London man, Ethelred Fish - renowned as a risk taker in his south London neighbourhood, today sparked a massive security alert when he freaked out and started riding a bicycle around the retaining wall on the roof of a south London towerblock.
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Funny story: 'President on Mars?' by Barack Obama released as his latest single

'President on Mars?' by Barack Obama released as his latest single

Pop singer Barack 'Token' Obama today released his latest single 'President On Mars?', and this is a preview of the lyrics: 'It's a pitiful small affair For the man with the frizzly hair But his mommy has said 'now let's go To America, that sad freak show' But the show was nowhere to be seen Now he lives in a sunken dream For the news that is doctored too And he's hooked to the colored...
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Funny story: "Strolling Bone" Ron Wood is arrested for kicking his "Kat!"

"Strolling Bone" Ron Wood is arrested for kicking his "Kat!"

Our Ronnie is up to his antics once more, first he ditches his ancient missus for a younger bit of crumpet, why not? Then he has constant aggro with her because he's not taking his Viagra and she's not getting enough, poor Ronnie, looks like a sti...
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Funny story: GMO firm indicted in kidnap case

GMO firm indicted in kidnap case

FLINTSVILLE - A federal grand jury has handed down an indictment charging genetically modified organism (GMO) firm Mensanta with kidnaping and other charges related to forcing a farmer to purchase seed. Vangina Shava, a prominent GMO expert from...
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Funny story: NBA Star Ron Artest Admits To Having Hennessy At Halftime

NBA Star Ron Artest Admits To Having Hennessy At Halftime

NBA star and volatile player Ron Artest has admitted to having Hennessy at halftime of several of his college and professional basketball games. The Hennessy he was speaking of, however, was not the alcoholic beverage bottled in France. "It was a...
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Funny story: Meredith Baxter Admits That She Is A "You Know What"!

Meredith Baxter Admits That She Is A "You Know What"!

Actress Meredith Baxter, known for her outrageous roles on television and in the movies, has admitted in an interview on NBC's "Today" show that she is a 'You Know What". "I know I was pretty wild playing that role on "Bridget Loves Bernie" with m...
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Funny story: The Tiger Woods Scandal: From "Golf Gate" To "Hell's Gate"

The Tiger Woods Scandal: From "Golf Gate" To "Hell's Gate"

ORLANDO - Women 'friends' of "El Tigre de La Madera" (Tiger Woods) are literally coming out of the woodwork, so to speak, (and if you'll pardon the pun as well). One Pensacola, Florida reporter said that before it's all over Mr. Woods will probabl...
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Funny story: Four Out Of Five Spoof Writers Admit That They Type Stories In Their Pajamas

Four Out Of Five Spoof Writers Admit That They Type Stories In Their Pajamas

In his annual December poll of Spoof writers, editor and site owner Mark Lowton discovered some strange and depressing facts. Polls were sent out in mid-November, with answers to be submitted by December 1 so that they could be tabulated and hav...
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Funny story: Actor Robert DeNiro Upset At Changes to New Movie Everybody's Fine

Actor Robert DeNiro Upset At Changes to New Movie Everybody's Fine

Academy Award winning actor Robert DeNiro is upset at the editing and changes to Everybody's Fine, his new holiday film being released this week. The actor, from his California home, vented his rage and anger at the director and editor for changes t...
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Funny story: Twilight Eclipse Turns Away Taylor Swift

Twilight Eclipse Turns Away Taylor Swift

A spokesman for the Twilight Movie producers say they have turned down a request by Taylor Swift to have a small role in their next movie, Twilight: Eclipse. "Ms. Taylor did not make the request herself, but Taylor Lautner did it for her, it appea...
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Funny story: JAFA Replaces SOA as Newest Tech Industry Acronym

JAFA Replaces SOA as Newest Tech Industry Acronym

While struggling for the last several years to introduce the concept of Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) to business and technology leaders alike, software and hardware companies have recently collaborated to upgrade the SOA technology to the new...
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Funny story: President Sets Timetable For Taliban Takeover

President Sets Timetable For Taliban Takeover

In a speech before West Point Cadets, President Barack "Barracks" Obama outlined his strategy for a Taliban take over of Afghanistan, to begin as early as 2012. Obama promises a smooth transition to Taliban rule of the country, starting with a sta...
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Funny story: Diana: Queen of Hearts still dead

Diana: Queen of Hearts still dead

Princess Diana remains stone dead this week but continues to make the occasional headline during periods when nothing much happens. One of the knock-on consequences of this revelation is that newspaper editors are now exposed as being nothing more...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Having Ass Crack Problems

Susan Boyle Having Ass Crack Problems

There was much applause and a standing ovation as Susan Boyle came onto the stage Wednesday night. Susan responded with a small bow and just before she motioned for the conductor that have the orchestra begin their first number, "I Dreamed A Dream...
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Funny story: Obama to Grow a "Fro" Thanks to Little Girl's Suggestion

Obama to Grow a "Fro" Thanks to Little Girl's Suggestion

Abraham Lincoln was the first president to have his picture taken. The widely distributed photograph created the first presidential image consultant of the modern era. A little girl, whose suggestion that he would look better that way, led him to gre...
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Funny story: Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

In a surprise move by owner William Clay Ford this week, Detroit Lions representatives announced the team's decision to leave the NFL, in favor of a competitive arena better suited to the team. "With only two wins notched this year and none in the...
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Funny story: Breakthrough on Global Warming

Breakthrough on Global Warming

As work continues behind the scenes ahead of the Copenhagen summit on climate change, it appears increasingly likely that the US will make a series of commitments aimed at reducing its carbon emissions. "We are absolutely committed to discussing t...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods: Kayne West Pulled On Steering Wheel From Bushes!

Tiger Woods: Kayne West Pulled On Steering Wheel From Bushes!

Now that Tiger Woods has paid his debt to society, $164 for reckless driving, he says the truth can be told. "Kayne West was doing public service for attacking some photographer's camera, and was picking up trash near our gated community and as I...
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Funny story: Kate Silverton Lipstick Collection Launched

Kate Silverton Lipstick Collection Launched

Kate Silverton, the BBC newsreader and vixen, has announced live on-air the launch of new line of lipsticks she has created for women who aren't too fussy about how garish their mouths look. Silverton has developed a new line of 'designer' lipsti...
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Funny story: Man Has A Shit At Friend's Home - Blocks Toilet

Man Has A Shit At Friend's Home - Blocks Toilet

A Hull man masquerading as an English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok found himself in a rather embarrassing predicament this week when, during a visit to a friend's home, he was forced to use the host's toilet for a Number 2 - and blocked it!...
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Funny story: Dress code found to make a difference to network performance.

Dress code found to make a difference to network performance.

An IT team in Australia have conclusive evidence on improving slow network performance: professional attire matters. Normally IT staff stick to comfortable t-shirts, shorts and less than formal polo shirts. Management had a different view, team...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant styled golf bags are now selling well!!

Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant styled golf bags are now selling well!!

Orange County, Florida: Following the very successful Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrant merchandising, the Tiger Woods Brands Inc. are now selling fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant styled golf bags. These are on general sale now!! The Tige...
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Funny story: Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Work has begun on the third incarnation of the universally feared Death Star. Financing the project is Osama Bin Laden and the USA. We spoke to him from his cave in Afghanistan. "I first met Darth Vader back in '83. We sparked up quite a relati...
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Funny story: Arsebook takes on Facebook

Arsebook takes on Facebook

A new social networking site has been launched today to take on the mighty Facebook. 'Arsebook' will have a unique position in the networking jungle in that it will only permit photographs of drunken students showing their backsides to the camera.
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Funny story: Proof that Zac Efron is made out of cheese!

Proof that Zac Efron is made out of cheese!

After being a scientist for many years I can now confirm that Zac Efron is made out of cheese, Yes CHEESE. After losing his farm he turned into a schizophrenic madman that would not go within 20 yards of a candle wick. After he bought back one of...
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Funny story: It don't get that easily wetted

It don't get that easily wetted

The word 'brash' implies strong impetuousness, seen in people who have no remorse for cheating or committing crimes. Sadly, Nature has endowed the brazen with another trait: aggression, or rather the continuum of the biblical story of Abel and Cain. It seems when such a person joins a cult, he or she remains there until death do them part! To have a tighter control over its followers, the cult...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch - Australia's Revenge On Britain And America.

Rupert Murdoch - Australia's Revenge On Britain And America.

An incredible subversive plot has been uncovered in America that could erode the very foundations of our democracy. Angered over the U.S.'s alleged covert interference with their politics in the ousting of Prime Minister Gough Whitlam in 1975, Aus...
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Funny story: Mudguard for Pig's Arsehole Makes Debut on Kuleto's Menu

Mudguard for Pig's Arsehole Makes Debut on Kuleto's Menu

SAN FRANCISCO, California - When a pig farmer turned chef named Bob Kuleto broke the mold, setting slow braised pig tails in a gelatin mold, he had hoped to delight San Francisco food patrons eager for something new with his latest twist on classic T...
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Funny story: President Obama's Speech On Afghanistan Bumps A Charlie Brown Christmas, 49 Million Kids Cry Like Hell

President Obama's Speech On Afghanistan Bumps A Charlie Brown Christmas, 49 Million Kids Cry Like Hell

NEW YORK CITY - President Obama's speech on the troop buildup in Afghanistan preempted the annual showing of A Charlie Brown Christmas, which is the second most watched Christmas special next to It's A Wonderful Life. And the preempting caused qui...
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Funny story: The L.A. Lakers Ron Artest Admits He Drank Cognac During Ball Games

The L.A. Lakers Ron Artest Admits He Drank Cognac During Ball Games

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers player Ron Artest has admitted that when he was playing for the lowly Detroit Pistons he would drink cognac during half time. When asked why he would drink cognac during half time he replied, "I be drinkin' it ta f...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert's Appearance On The Muppet's Show Has Been Cancelled

Adam Lambert's Appearance On The Muppet's Show Has Been Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY - Adam Lambert was to have appeared on The Muppet's Christmas Show and sing "White Christmas" and "Frosty The Snowman" but his appearance was cancelled when producers heard that Adam was planning on altering the lyrics a little bit.
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Funny story: Haynes Signs With Tiger

Haynes Signs With Tiger

While Tiger Woods' sponsors have been good sports of late in stating that they are "standing by their man", whispers have been circulating however that they may in fact be contemplating suing him for tarnishing their produced perceptions. There is ju...
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Funny story: Two Kindles Have Screaming Match in Times Square

Two Kindles Have Screaming Match in Times Square

A spat between an Amazon Kindle and a Barnes & Noble Nook might not have been a great surprise, but yesterday in New York's Times Square it was a smackdown between two Kindles that made the news. That's right. The same brand of electronic reader...
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Funny story: European Golden Boy Scott Peterson is dominated by black power

European Golden Boy Scott Peterson is dominated by black power

Scott Peterson is the victim of a hardened black convict who provides him with protection on Death Row in California's notorious San Quentin prison. In a gripping exclusive, Peterson's lover tells all. Scott Peterson's lover is a 6-foot black man...
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Funny story: Barnes and Noble Nook Reader Delayed Indefinitely

Barnes and Noble Nook Reader Delayed Indefinitely

Want Barnes and Noble's Nook e-reader? Ha Ha Ha. (author laughs. You'll never get one. B&N had been saying that the gadget would ship in late November, but now is reporting that the new orders for Nooks won't be fulfilled until December 9 wit...
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Funny story: The Man Who Fries Guitars Fails At Everything

The Man Who Fries Guitars Fails At Everything

Tonight, we were contacted by failed chicken frier Elmer Faint Jr who told us that he couldn't for the life of him explain why he kept failing in various activities, unless it was because he has a tendency to deep fry guitars, as opposed to deep fryi...
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