Funny story: Tim Robbins Finally Dumps Susan Sarandon

Tim Robbins Finally Dumps Susan Sarandon

VENICE BEACH, California - Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Tim Robbins has ended his 23 year relationship with Susan Sarandon. Robbins stated that he and Sarandon will remain close because of their two boys, Joyful, 21, and Malarkey,...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Performs Candle Ear-Posuction On Herself

Jessica Simpson Performs Candle Ear-Posuction On Herself

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Singer, actress, and now fat doctor, Jessica Simpson performed a candle ear-posuction procedure on herself in the privacy of her own Hollywood Hills home. Candle ear-posuction involves placing a candle in an ear and lighting the...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Products Turn Out To Be The Biggest Christmas Sellers On Both Sides of The Atlantic

Susan Boyle Products Turn Out To Be The Biggest Christmas Sellers On Both Sides of The Atlantic

CHICAGO - One of the world's leading research study groups, The Pandora's Box Research Study Agency, with offices in Chicago and London, has just announced that the biggest selling Christmas products for the 2009 holiday season have been Susan Boyle...
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Funny story: Boy George Bush banned from Celeb Big Bro

Boy George Bush banned from Celeb Big Bro

London - (KarmaChamaeleon): Dismissing an application to allow the entertainer - real name George O'Dowd Bush - to run amok on Channel Four next month Mr Justice Bean today said "WTF?" Bush, 69, wanted to overturn a Probation Service ban preventi...
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Funny story: Sucidal Schumi returns to Formula 1 and declares "I want to die happy!"

Sucidal Schumi returns to Formula 1 and declares "I want to die happy!"

The spectacular news that Michael Schumacher is returning to F1 racing has shaken the sport by its foundations. "Schumi" 41 years old is a veteran and needs a Zimmerframe to hoist him into the car, but he is convinced he will win again and fulfill...
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Funny story: Big Toy This Christmas will be a Lump of Coal

Big Toy This Christmas will be a Lump of Coal

Children all over the nation will all dream of awaking this coming Christmas morning to the joys of black hands and fun of fossil fuels. Coal is in big demand with boys and girls as they turn their backs on X-boxes and Barbies. One well-known t...
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Funny story: Why do things go Bump in the Night?

Why do things go Bump in the Night?

We asked an expert in all things paranormal to explain to us why creepy, normally unexplainable night time events should go 'Bump' rather than make a more scary and threatening sound such as 'Grrrrr' or 'Arrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!" Professor Lederhosen s...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Asks For The Fart Test!

Tiger Woods Asks For The Fart Test!

Tiger Woods finally called for a press conference today and reporters were shocked when Woods revealed that some one had cloned him and set the clone loose to win bets and try to destroy his reputation. "I didn't want to come forward with this bec...
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Funny story: Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Today scientists have announced that they have discovered a major breakthrough in Cancer research. For years cancer researchers worldwide have strained their minds looking for a common denominator to link all forms of cancer. Today leading onc...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She's Not Monogamous in Marriage, But You Still Don't Have A Chance

Angelina Jolie Says She's Not Monogamous in Marriage, But You Still Don't Have A Chance

Hollywood, CA - Angelina Jolie, actress and wife to Brad Pitt, told Das Neue magazine that she doesn't believe in monogamy and that she and Brad Pitt live in an open marriage. "I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship... Ne...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol for Priesthood

Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol for Priesthood

Shocking American Idol fans and entertainment industry executives alike, Simon Cowell has announced that he will be leaving the lucrative television franchise, as well as his other music industry ventures to become a Catholic Priest. In a brief pr...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Buy European Country of Liechtenstein - Plans To Live There With Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods To Buy European Country of Liechtenstein - Plans To Live There With Holly Sampson

ORLANDO - Tiger Woods business manager Upton Courtquist has verified that the rumors about Woods purchasing a European country are in fact true. Courtquist stated that he has been in contact with representatives of the tiny European country of Lie...
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Funny story: Randy Quaid and Wife Evi Are Wanted For Holding Up An Ice Cream Shop In Rio Bravo, Texas

Randy Quaid and Wife Evi Are Wanted For Holding Up An Ice Cream Shop In Rio Bravo, Texas

RIO BRAVO, Texas - Actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi are wanted on suspicion of holding up a Snow Queen Shop in Rio Bravo. SQ manager Navarro Coverletter said that he was in the back counting ice cream cones when he heard someone yell out, "This...
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Funny story: Terrorist Terrorised By Mom

Terrorist Terrorised By Mom

Potential suicide bomber Ali Von Bastard was stopped dead in his tracks today by his mom as he set out to wreak havoc on the world. "And where do you think you're going dressed like that?" Mrs Von Bastard called from the kitchen as she prepared du...
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Funny story: "Ninja" Found Hoisted On Pole Up His Ass!

"Ninja" Found Hoisted On Pole Up His Ass!

It would be embarrassing for anyone, but for a "Bruce Lee" fan who claimed to be a ninja, it was hard to call for police help but he had little choice. He was stuck on a fence with a metal fence post up his ass! Police in Seattle, Washington say...
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Funny story: Jude Law Upstages Downey Jr. in Sherlock Holmes

Jude Law Upstages Downey Jr. in Sherlock Holmes

It was a friendly competition on the set of the epic Sherlock Holmes movie, as both Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. looked for opportunities to steal scenes throughout filming. Based on early feedback from pre-screening audiences around the world, it...
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Funny story: Is Taylor Swift's New Song "Howlin'" About Taylor Lautner?

Is Taylor Swift's New Song "Howlin'" About Taylor Lautner?

"Mama says he's a wolf, Decked out in sheep's clothing That he's a wolf on the prowl... But I love to hear him howl!" Although she's just turned 20-years-old, Taylor Swift seems much younger, as she still listens to her mother about her datin...
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Funny story: Mayweather Drops Fight with Pacquiao

Mayweather Drops Fight with Pacquiao

Following failed attempts to place drug testing measures and additional training restrictions on Manny Pacquiao in advance of the highly touted "Fight of the Decade", Floyd Mayweather's management team has announced their preference to drop the fight...
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Funny story: Science Proves Texting While Driving Dangerous

Science Proves Texting While Driving Dangerous

Science has triumphed again. The University of Life in Utah has published a study which details why texting (sending SMS messages on a cellular phone) while driving an automobile is dangerous. "Forward lateral control is markedly reduced," said P...
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Funny story: Fears over Queen's Christmas Day suicide pact

Fears over Queen's Christmas Day suicide pact

Sandringham, Norfuk - (YuleBeSorry!): A karmic Sun/Pluto conjunction on Christmas Eve is needling Hellfire Club fatcats. Paranoid that it may trigger the Coronation Oath harakiri clause the ancient monarchy-meddling cult is on suicide-pact standby...
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Funny story: NY Snowstorm Puts Freeze on Plan to Stage Topless Protest

NY Snowstorm Puts Freeze on Plan to Stage Topless Protest

Brooklyn, New York: Angry that a Brooklyn bike lane had been eliminated, a group of female bicyclists had planned the topless protest. But that was before the arrival of snow, howling winds, slippery streets, and frigid temperatures. Instead of st...
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Funny story: Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

LONDON - X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue revealed to her hairdresser that she is beginning to resent living in Cheryl Cole's nude shadow. Minogue said that every time she picks up The London Hand-Held Daily Mirror, The Nottingham Messenger, or The P...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney's Ex Heather Mills To Skate On Dancing On Ice

Paul McCartney's Ex Heather Mills To Skate On Dancing On Ice

LONDON - Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, will be one of 14 celebrity contestants competing in the 2010 edition of Dancing On Ice. Mills received £24.3 million [$37.7 million U.S.] in her divorce settlement from the former Beatle.
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Funny story: CIA Chief Tries to Figure Out What He's Getting for Christmas

CIA Chief Tries to Figure Out What He's Getting for Christmas

Undisclosed location, USA - Leon Panetta, Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, has set up a special group of crack agents to figure out what he's getting from his wife for Christmas. Panetta, whose package weighs approximately six and a h...
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Funny story: Boy George And Susan Boyle To Record A Duet Single

Boy George And Susan Boyle To Record A Duet Single

LONDON - Boy George, who spent 18 months incarcerated at London's Petula Clark Prison For Blokes, has just announced that Susan Boyle has agreed to record a single with him. George Alan O'Dowd says that ever since he first saw Susan perform on Bri...
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Funny story: TAG Heuer Stands with Tiger Woods

TAG Heuer Stands with Tiger Woods

SwissAssMess - Swiss Opus Dei storefront watchmaker TAG Heuer has announced it's new slogan "TAG Heuer Stands with Tiger Woods." While Heuer has shown unwavering commitment to the golfing sensation throughout his fall from grace Mr. Woods has not...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Highly Embarrassed My Mates

Miley Cyrus Highly Embarrassed My Mates

After the recent brouhaha over the flashing incident reported in Nashville Newspapers and in the Hollywood gossip sections, Miley Cyrus finished her week in still another embarrassing situation. It was an old trick, but because this gal hasn't ha...
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Funny story: Feminist Angered by Fugitives List

Feminist Angered by Fugitives List

Put a face to the word "evil," and it will probably have a toothbrush mustache and a comb-over. Or, in this post-9/11 era, a white turban above an unkempt beard, the pairing barely visible through the narrow aperture of a spider hole. Even if you con...
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