Funny story: Nordegren crashes Escalade: plumber, mailman injured

Nordegren crashes Escalade: plumber, mailman injured

Early this morning, Elin Nordegren crashed a Cadillac Escalade into a neighbor's hedge, sending the vehicle careening into BMW parked nearby. Elmer Pudd, the plumber for Nordegren's mansion, and Barney Pfaff, the mailman assigned to the neighborhood,...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods' megayacht seen 'bobbing madly' on calm seas

Tiger Woods' megayacht seen 'bobbing madly' on calm seas

In the aftermath of revelations that he has been multiply unfaithful to his wife, Tiger Woods, the world's first golf billionaire, has decided to spend the holidays on his megayacht, 'Privacy'. Woods has recently been dodging the press, the police...
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Funny story: Brittany Murphy suicide/foul play/drugs OD probed as Jessica Simpson lashes out

Brittany Murphy suicide/foul play/drugs OD probed as Jessica Simpson lashes out

Los Angeles - (Propofool): Forensic cops were still swabbing down the actress/singer's bathroom after her limp, naked body was found slumped in the shower. The Clueless star had recently undergone a post-operative Viocodin detox after becoming a...
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Funny story: The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning

The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning

At one time in our no-so-distant past the term 'CEO', meaning 'Chief Executive Officer', was invented to replace the perfectly good word 'President' as the title for the person heading up a company or corporation. For some reason, some bureaucratic gerbils somewhere decided that acronyms were better than names for describing institutions, treaties, corporations and other entities of importance...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing's Chris Hollins Beats Ricky Whittle To Win The First Place Title

Strictly Come Dancing's Chris Hollins Beats Ricky Whittle To Win The First Place Title

LONDON - The odds-on-favorite did not win this year's edition of Strictly Come Dancing. A disappointed Ricky Whittle said backstage that he wishes more people would have voted for him but he understands that a lot of them were out doing some Christma...
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Funny story: Pink Tells Prince William To Stop His Damn Fox Hunting

Pink Tells Prince William To Stop His Damn Fox Hunting

FITZROVIA, England - Pink, the American singer, not the Danish porn actress, or the infamous call girl from the Netherlands was in the London suburb visiting her Aunt Chartreuse and was asked how her PETA campaign is going. The 30-year-old said th...
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Funny story: Tom Brady's Baby Named Benjamin , Not Tiger

Tom Brady's Baby Named Benjamin , Not Tiger

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen baby boy that has been keeping them awake at night has a name: Benjamin. The news came out after some speculated that it might be "Tiger" but that has been proven untru...
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Funny story: Rachel Uchitel: 'Size Does Matter!'

Rachel Uchitel: 'Size Does Matter!'

Heddinghausen, Germany - Rachel Uchitel, in an exclusive interview, let it be known that size does matter. 'If a woman says that size doesn't matter, her boyfriend or husband has a teeny weenie. Size is very important', she said when asked about h...
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Funny story: Tiger's Woody Pecked a Lot of Holes

Tiger's Woody Pecked a Lot of Holes

December 20, 2009--Mistress number 2500 has been disclosed as the infamous Boy Pal Woody Woodpecker, cartoon icon of the 1950s and star of the "The Woody Woodpecker Show", which debuted in 1957. Says Woody, "I can tell you right now, Tiger's Woody...
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Funny story: Mystery surrounds 'Clueless' Brittany Murphy death

Mystery surrounds 'Clueless' Brittany Murphy death

Los Angeles - (WTF?): Paramedics at the Seedy-Sinai Hospital fought in vain to revive the Clueless actress who collapsed with a cardiac arrest today aged 32. Shocked relatives had only just got over the star's husband Simon Monjack's sudden, inex...
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Funny story: Little girl prays for teacher and is suspended!

Little girl prays for teacher and is suspended!

A pupil from a school in Britain's notorious Bible Belt - Weston-super-Mare was suspended today for bullying her teacher by offering to pray for her. The little girl, aged 9, had heard that her 57-year-old Maths teacher, Miss Calculus, was ill and wo...
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Funny story: Superbowl Tailgate Parties Banned

Superbowl Tailgate Parties Banned

Miami - NFL commissioner Roger Goodell stunned football fans by announcing that tailgate parties will be banned at the 2010 Super bowl XLIV at Dolphin Stadium in Miami due to Al Quada planting grenades disguised as Budweiser pull-top cans at beer dis...
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Funny story: Luis Ramirez and vigilantly justice

Luis Ramirez and vigilantly justice

POTTSVILLE, Pa. - Illegal immigrant Luis Ramirez groped a girl in the park and was beaten by two teenagers who tried to save the girl. Ramirez died in the fight and the jury acquitted the teens who came to the aid of the girl. The jury found the...
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Funny story: Censorship In [CENSORED]

Censorship In [CENSORED]

[CENSORED] - Today a report was released showing that more and more Americans are being censored as they write blogs, articles and even emails. Sen. [CENSORED] today stated that real Americans can understand the need to be watched over and censore...
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Funny story: Dale Earnhardt Jr. And Danica Patrick Hook Up!

Dale Earnhardt Jr. And Danica Patrick Hook Up!

It was a new but welcome experience for Dale Earnhardt Junior as he looked at the number of reporters about them, because all the questions were aimed at NASCAR driver Danica Patrick! "It's true that I didn't get too many questions up there," Earn...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Tiger shagging gets her red card for royal Christmas

Kate Middleton's Tiger shagging gets her red card for royal Christmas

Sandringham, Norfuk - (Bonkers): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton's been banned from the annual shindig. A last minute deal with UK tabloids shred the Tiger shagging photos taken at a Gleneagles cathouse earlier this year. In return the m...
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Funny story: Soccer Announcer Skoob Interiews Bill Parcells over Rumour "Big Tuna" Set to Help Bail Out Man U!

Soccer Announcer Skoob Interiews Bill Parcells over Rumour "Big Tuna" Set to Help Bail Out Man U!

Hot Soccer announcer Skoob1999, appearing without co-host Erin Andrews who was reportedly out with a bad case of goose bumps due to an extended case of recorded nakedness, landed "a big one" in the aftermath of bloodletting at the management level of...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse and Her Ex-Husband Blake Fielder Civil Announce They're Getting Married (Again)

Amy Winehouse and Her Ex-Husband Blake Fielder Civil Announce They're Getting Married (Again)

LONDON - Amy Winehouse, the soul, jazz, doo-wop singer has just informed the British press that her and ex-hubby Blake Fielder Civil have just become engaged. Winehouse said that Blake accompanied her to The Tattle Tail Tattoo Parlor in West Wickh...
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Funny story: Sinn Fein's Gerry Macadams reveals family's violent abuse history

Sinn Fein's Gerry Macadams reveals family's violent abuse history

Provisional Sinn Fein leader Gerry Macadams has revealed his family has had a long history of violent abuse towards many people. Macadams himself was chief of staff of the Provisional IRA in the early 1970s, and so was responsible for the murder o...
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Funny story: Eurostar mulfunction caused by driver's onions

Eurostar mulfunction caused by driver's onions

Eurostar came to a halt in the Channel Tunnel and thousands of passangers stranded for hours. A team of expert investigators located the cause of the mulfunction in the driver's cabin. A temperature sensor was blocked by the driver's onions. The...
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Funny story: Sherlock Holmes and the Robert Downey Junior Mystery

Sherlock Holmes and the Robert Downey Junior Mystery

Dr. Watson sat reading the day's copy of The Thymes, when his colleague Sherlock Holmes came into the room. 'Ah, Watson', that sleuth said, 'what a beautiful day it is! What's in the news?', and he grabbed Watson's paper and quickly leafed through it, then suddenly stopped in amazement. 'I don't believe it!', he gasped, 'I must sit down, this is dreadful!' 'What's wrong, Holmes, didn't W.G.Grace m...
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Funny story: Obama & Gore In Denial over "Blizzard of '09": Continue to Press Warming Claims!

Obama & Gore In Denial over "Blizzard of '09": Continue to Press Warming Claims!

Independent Journalists were met with a cold shoulder today as they tried to confront Global Warming Guru Al Gore, and Copenhagen Court Jester Barry Obama over the eastern seaboard's inundation with a record snow fall and freezing winds which only c...
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Funny story: Solar Ice Cap Receding IPCC Reports

Solar Ice Cap Receding IPCC Reports

East Anglia (AP) - In the wake of retreating sea ice and glaciers on earth, IPCC scientists at East Anglia now report that the solar ice cap has nearly disappeared and may be completely gone by 2035. The effect of the loss of the solar ice cap is ex...
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Funny story: Secret Urinal Camera In Senate & House Has Mixed Results, Nuts

Secret Urinal Camera In Senate & House Has Mixed Results, Nuts

According to an insider, an aide, at the U.S Senate and confirmed by that of another aide, this one in the House of Representatives, two very small secret cameras were set up over the urinals there and the results being passed around have shocked man...
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Funny story: Hughes Accepts City Sacking

Hughes Accepts City Sacking

Less than 24 hours after his dismissal, Mark Hughes seemed complacent with Manchester City's decision. "We were only 6th in the table and of course that's not good enough. Any manager who has that much money should be top of the table. I apologise...
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Funny story: Homeless and Bankrupt Kerry Katona Signs On As Spoof Editorial Assistant!

Homeless and Bankrupt Kerry Katona Signs On As Spoof Editorial Assistant!

I'm a Celeb contest winner and Iceland spokesperson Kerry Katona went round the bend yesterday when notified she'd be losing her $1.5M mansion for lack of mortgage payments. U-Tube clips showed the former celebrity falling off the wagon on her han...
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Funny story: Santa? A Role Model? Enough already! Give him a break!

Santa? A Role Model? Enough already! Give him a break!

"Santa Claus: a public health pariah?" is the title of a piece that is appearing in the Christman edition of the British Medical Journal (BMJ 2009;339:b5261). What it's essentially saying is that good old Saint Nick should lose all that weight so as to be a healthy role model for our global youth. How much more can Santa do to be politically correct nowadays? He's already done so much in or...
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Funny story: Global warming theory confirmed, half of the world is buried in SNOW and ICE!

Global warming theory confirmed, half of the world is buried in SNOW and ICE!

After spending X billion $ in Copenhagen on a totally useless, worthless conference (well the hotels and food were OK) whilst leaving Denmark the delegates were personally treated to the effects of Global Warming, SNOW, SNOW, AND EVEN MORE SNOW! T...
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Funny story: Blackjack winnings fuelled Tiger's Russian Roulette nuptial punt

Blackjack winnings fuelled Tiger's Russian Roulette nuptial punt

Las Vegas - (Rien Ne Va Plus): "Taking the shirt off a casino's back? That's Tiger's idea of a game of strip poker," cocktrail (sic) waitress Jamie Jungers said today. And massive Vegas card game winnings financed his philandering rampage while ke...
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Funny story: Kevin Jonas Marries Danielle Delesea In New York Snowstorm

Kevin Jonas Marries Danielle Delesea In New York Snowstorm

A report out of New York in the middle of a snowstorm says that the oldest brother of pop group the Jonas Brothers and a former hairdresser have married at a French-style chateau in suburban New York. One magazine reported a heavy snowstorm bore d...
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Funny story: "Arbeit Macht Frei" saga Part 2, Israel declares war on the US, Germany, GB, Russia, Poland, in fact the whole world!

"Arbeit Macht Frei" saga Part 2, Israel declares war on the US, Germany, GB, Russia, Poland, in fact the whole world!

After secretly being "nicked" (Arbeit Macht Frei sign) by the US, CIA, and Jaggedone's intrepid CIA (cockroach infiltration army) divulging the TRUTH, Israel have escalated this minor prank into a full blown situation and declared war on the rest of...
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Funny story: Whats The Point Of Living?

Whats The Point Of Living?

Depths of Hell- Whats the point of living is one writers journey into the depths of irrational reasoning. With banks receiving bailouts from the gov, rich people getting paid by the gov, poor people being laid off by the gov screwing everyone, whats the point of living? President Barrack youmotherfucker Obama has literally screwed the whole United States. He has rammed his neo-nazi communist,...
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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Golf Clubs Launched

Elin Nordegren Golf Clubs Launched

After signing on Elin Nordegren as their spokesperson, plans have been announced by Pooma to launch the Elin Nordegren Golf Clubs for Women. "I'm really excited about this new line of clubs," Elin said. "Not only will you be able to play a great g...
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Funny story: Michigan Touts Growth of Labor Export Market

Michigan Touts Growth of Labor Export Market

Lansing, MI - Michigan's unemployment rate currently sits at 14.7%, the highest in the nation. That is lowered than the 15.3% in October. Governor Jennifer Granholm touted the drop and pinned it on the state's growing labor export sector. "While s...
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Funny story: Boxer Briefs Company Signs Tiger Woods To A Long Contract (No Pun Intended)

Boxer Briefs Company Signs Tiger Woods To A Long Contract (No Pun Intended)

LONG BEACH, California - The Up For The Count Boxer Briefs Company based in Long Beach, has just signed Tiger Woods to a nice long contract. Company spokesperson Archer "Shorts" Wickenbird said that lately Mr. Woods advertising sponsors have been...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

In a month that has been a torturous one for the world's greatest golfer, some good news at last. A new sponsorship deal could net Woods the tidy sum of $20million over a two year contracted period. Sexy Muthafucka Crotch Enhancers (SMCE) are a w...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Claims A Mulligan!

Tiger Woods Claims A Mulligan!

Before the next story hits the news, Elin Nordegren is coming back to Tiger Woods with the kids and he will be back in his Florida estate and getting ready for the first PGA tournament in 2010! What happened? Tiger called the first Mulligan in his...
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