Funny story: Kane Raises Cain Over Coins

Kane Raises Cain Over Coins

BUFFALO, NY, USA Mistaking the back seat of a taxi for an NHL rink, Chicago Blackhawks star Patrick Kane, along with his cousin, James Kane, attacked a cab driver following a night out of clubbing in Buffalo. The pugnacious pair became enraged when...
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Funny story: Obama Orders 50 More Flagpoles, Windmills At White House

Obama Orders 50 More Flagpoles, Windmills At White House

No one knows for sure when the tradition of making the United States flag, "Old Glory" available to the public and no one wishes to get back into those kind of arguments, but President Barack knows an opportunity to make some bucks when he sees it.
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Funny story: Father Jack becomes Spoof writer

Father Jack becomes Spoof writer

Legendary Irish television sitcom character Father Jack Hackett today became the latest writer for adult satire website TheSpoof.com. 'Arse!', he said at the news, from his typewriter on Craggy Island, 'tits! Bums! DRINK!!' Father Jack's unique us...
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Funny story: Girls Aloud found a naked lesbian stalker in their dressing room

Girls Aloud found a naked lesbian stalker in their dressing room

Members of the all female "Girls Aloud" singing group went into shock when they entered their dressing room to find a naked lesbian stalker on the floor. Kimberley from the singing group said there was a horrible aroma of decaying fish before they...
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson produces MILF recipes

Nigella Lawson produces MILF recipes

Nigella Lawson has produced a series of what she is calling MILF dishes. Talking about cooking poultry, she said: "Basically there's nothing a slightly older bird responds to better than a good stuffing. I recommend a large spicy sausage. Alternat...
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham lookalike is victim of lesbian stalker

Victoria Beckham lookalike is victim of lesbian stalker

The Big Brother celebrity and Victoria Beckham lookalike is being followed around by a butch, middle-aged lesbian who has apparently confused her for the real Victoria Beckham. The woman is believed to be from a shady part of London and has been seen...
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Funny story: Charlotte Church is being stalked by a man-hungry lesbian

Charlotte Church is being stalked by a man-hungry lesbian

In a recent interview Charlotte Church describes how she lived in terror of being attacked by a man hungry lesbian stalker. The pregnant star that has a daughter named Ruby with life-long partner Gavin Henson is reportedly planning to hire full-t...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Was A Pickpocket - The Story Of Mark Lester's Sperm

Michael Jackson Was A Pickpocket - The Story Of Mark Lester's Sperm

Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...
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Funny story: K-Fed's Feed Bag Fiasco

K-Fed's Feed Bag Fiasco

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA Kevin Federline is facing numerous charges following an incident at a local dining establishment, the Awfull-Waffull Haus, which advertises an all-you-can-eat menu for $4.99. Federline's problems began when the management requeste...
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Funny story: Maddie spotted on Oleg Deripaska's 'Queen K' yacht

Maddie spotted on Oleg Deripaska's 'Queen K' yacht

Corfu - (Praia Da Iluzion Mess): Forget cut-price Ozzie millionairess Melissa Karlson's $5 million Sunseeker motorboat tabloid fantasy. Little Maddie McCann was spotted aboard Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska's $200 million 73m ocean-going yacht the...
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Funny story: Joe Biden Has Zero Friends On Facebook

Joe Biden Has Zero Friends On Facebook

Wilmington DE-- Vice-President Joe Biden opened up a Facebook account almost six-months ago, and still has no friends. The silly Veep's clownish behaviour alienates everyone in the world. Even Biden's own children refuse his pathetic friendship req...
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Funny story: Smokey the Bong's Big Birthday Hit

Smokey the Bong's Big Birthday Hit

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA American swimmer Michael Phelps, Grand Marshall of the "Smokey the Bong Big Birthday Hit" parade and celebration kicked off the national day of recognition by revealing the beloved mascot's new slogan, "Get Your Smoke On."...
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Funny story: The World's Greatest Putdown Lines

The World's Greatest Putdown Lines

Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your numb...
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Funny story: The search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"

The search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"

The search for Madeleine McCann has taken a shocking turn after it was announced they are looking for Victoria Beckham. The McCann family spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: "We are looking for the woman Victoria Beckham." Reporters were sure Mr...
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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Creedence Clearwater Revival

Ten Little Known Facts About Creedence Clearwater Revival

The original band was formed in El Cerrito, California. The four members were John Fogerty, lead vocals and lead guitar; his brother Tom Fogerty, rhythm guitar, Stu Cook, bass guitar, and Doug Clifford, drums. They first played under the name The Golliwogs. In 1967, they changed their name to Creedence Clearwater Revival. CCR played a unique style of rock and roll music called Swamp Rock. And b...
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Funny story: TV Titles are wrong

TV Titles are wrong

Scientists with too much time on their hands have proven that the titles of two well known and beloved American Comedy shows are completely wrong. Professor Sanctious Apostrophe said: 'We now know that there are some people who actually quite like...
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Funny story: Holy Sausage! Is It Open Season On Men's Genitals Or What?

Holy Sausage! Is It Open Season On Men's Genitals Or What?

ST. PETERSBURG, Florida - Deckler Pastpacker's latest column in The St. Petersburg Daily Sunshine is titled "Is August Open Season On Men's Genitals Month Or What? Pastpacker writes that last month a woman in New York City, Shavontay Lowcell Bonkw...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees

Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees

After receiving a report of a shot fired near the residence if Angelina Jolie, police say they found the shaken actress hiding in the trees behind her house. "We couldn't get anything from her at first because she was badly frightened as a shotgu...
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Funny story: Jermaine Jackson to play Blackula

Jermaine Jackson to play Blackula

LOS ANGELES - Jermaine Jackson appeared on Larry King Live this week where he revealed his plans for a Jackson reunion tour and his lifelong dream of playing Blackula in the upcoming film by Fox Atomic. "Larry, I'm thankful Michael's death has b...
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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs "Disappointed" by Margate

Ronnie Biggs "Disappointed" by Margate

Notorious train robber and long time refugee from justice Ronnie Biggs, recently released from prison on compassionate grounds, has expressed his disappointment after visiting the Kent seaside town of Margate. "I could have lived out my days abroa...
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Funny story: Beatles Abbey Road Zebra Crossing Reunion inspires copycat celebration

Beatles Abbey Road Zebra Crossing Reunion inspires copycat celebration

Police in Swindon are bracing themselves as a mass 37th Birthday celebration of the town's infamous Magic roundabout is threatened! This festival has been inspired by the recent celebrations in London of a Zebra Crossing in NW8. Navigating the...
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Funny story: Man with World's Smallest Penis Drinks Orange Juice from She-Male's Navel

Man with World's Smallest Penis Drinks Orange Juice from She-Male's Navel

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A transgendered prostitute from San Francisco traveled to Florida and seduced a spoof writer Saturday, later administering a nasty paper cut to his right rear cheek, a law enforcement source said. Mistress Caramel, 53, traveled...
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Funny story: West Virginia Governor unveils statue of Peter Beter

West Virginia Governor unveils statue of Peter Beter

CHARLESTON, WV - Twenty-two years after his death, Peter D. Beter is finally being recognized as one of the Mountain State's best political pundits. Governor Joe Manchin III unveiled a bronze bust of Dr. Peter David Beter whose failed run for go...
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Funny story: Brad will not marry his Angela until everybody can marry who or what they f*****g want to!

Brad will not marry his Angela until everybody can marry who or what they f*****g want to!

In a personal protest, Brad Pitt refuses to marry his Angela until every single person on the planet has the right to marry who or what the f**k they want to. Brad told the global "Hyena" Paparazzi press this shock statement whilst snogging with T...
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Funny story: Fear for state pensions drive UK/US Governments to reverse smoking bans and encourages "SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE till you drop!"

Fear for state pensions drive UK/US Governments to reverse smoking bans and encourages "SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE till you drop!"

After recent announcements pertaining to a future "black hole" in pension funds the US/UK have reversed their smoking bans in public places, encouraging the whole world to follow suit and SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE and more f*****g SMOKE TILL YOU DROP! I...
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Funny story: Norwich City Taken Over By Womens Institute!

Norwich City Taken Over By Womens Institute!

Following their humiliating 1-7 defeat at home to Colchester United on the opening day of the football season, it has been confirmed that one time holiday home for knackered, over-rated and unwanted footballers, Norwich City, have been taken over by...
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson's "lesbian stew" recipe causes controversy

Nigella Lawson's "lesbian stew" recipe causes controversy

Nigella Lawson has caused controversy by creating a so-called lesbian stew. The recipe reads something like this: take the meat of two fresh, plump birds (no fat though), preferably the breasts and thighs and rub oil into them gently but firmly. A...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul Applies For Unemployment Benefits

Paula Abdul Applies For Unemployment Benefits

BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul who was fired from the television reality show American Idol has reportedly applied for unemployment benefits including, money, dental care, health care, powdered eggs, and cheese. A clerk for the Los Angeles County Une...
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Funny story: Top 10 Internet searches

Top 10 Internet searches

Despite having a global reach and an almost endless list of topics to browse, the most popular Internet searches are still surprisingly personal. With billions of pages to surf, including the recent US Presidential election and actress Patricia Ro...
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Funny story: Can dogs really look 'guilty'?

Can dogs really look 'guilty'?

That "guilty look" on a dog's face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research. Dog owners have often claimed they can read the expressions of their pets - particularly that tell-tale look when they have done something wrong.
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Funny story: Uri Geller Predicts Future Trend For Popular Website

Uri Geller Predicts Future Trend For Popular Website

Controversial Israeli spoon-bender Uri Geller today not only admitted to being a friend of the late Michael Jackson, but also an avid reader of satirical internet website TheSpoof.com Intrigued, we asked Geller how he thought the site would develo...
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Funny story: Sex Game Ends In Tragedy

Sex Game Ends In Tragedy

A south London man was today released by police following the hospitalisation of his girlfriend. Noel Greenbaum, 28, told us that the accident resulted from a sex game which went horrifically awry. He explained to us that he and his fiancee had...
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Funny story: Luncheon Held for Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor

Luncheon Held for Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor

Washington DC: Following Sonia Sotomayor's swearing in ceremony as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, a luncheon in her honor was hosted by President Obama. What makes this luncheon unique is that it was prepared by Sotomayor's brethren S...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Spotted In Vegas With Billy Bunter

Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Spotted In Vegas With Billy Bunter

Our Las Vegas correspondent Skoo-Booby-Doo called us live on a satellite link tonight to inform us that Hollywood babes Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens were spotted out on the razzle with English literary legend Billy Bunter. Bunter,...
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Funny story: Giggle All Set To Take Over From Google As #1 Search Engine

Giggle All Set To Take Over From Google As #1 Search Engine

A new internet search engine launched here in the UK is all set to blow Google out of the water. Giggle, based in the West Yorkshire town of Batley promises unceasing hilarity for over a billion potential internet users. Giggle is the brainchil...
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Funny story: Rash Dimbrow volunteers for swine flu study

Rash Dimbrow volunteers for swine flu study

Les Oinka, VA - UPDATE 1 - Rash Dimbrow was spotted leaving an army hospital at the Les Oinka military base today. He stated to this reporter that he had volunteered for a swine flu study. Each time he spoke he removed and replaced a large red appl...
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