Funny story: No Sex Please, We're British MP

No Sex Please, We're British MP

Ex-minister Caroline Flint, who resigned saying she was not being taken seriously by male colleagues, says she has no regrets about a magazine photo shoot that has upset Downing Street. Tets Out In an interview with the Observer Newspaper, Caro...
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Funny story: Standing ovation as Aerosmith frontman Steve Tyler falls backwards from stage

Standing ovation as Aerosmith frontman Steve Tyler falls backwards from stage

Rapid City, South Dakota - (Pissed as a Newt Mess): Delighted Aerosmith fans went beserk with glee last night cheering the band's new choreography as frontman Steve Tyler took a sudden backward lunge off stage. The musician then remained strangel...
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Funny story: Historically Accurate Tactics Used to Shape Health Care Debate

Historically Accurate Tactics Used to Shape Health Care Debate

As an homage to the Brown Shirts of yore, die-hard opponents of health care for all Americans are attempting to dominate the debate through the time honored tactics of out-shouting, intimidation and purchasing tea bags. Kudos to them. Using comple...
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Funny story: Jordan: 'A Wife from Hell'

Jordan: 'A Wife from Hell'

Peter Andre has opened his heart to forgive Jordan for her partying on Ibiza and revealed: "In many ways she is the woman from hell, but I still love her." The singer said it was "painful yet strangely exciting" to think about his estranged wife's...
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Funny story: 'Home Alone' hoaxer writer Hughes dies aged 59

'Home Alone' hoaxer writer Hughes dies aged 59

Los Angeles - (McCauley Culkin Mess): Comedy director John Hughes has died at the age of 59 following a stellar career hoaxing authorship of some of the most memorable movies of the 1980s and 90s. A massive myocardial infarction in the middle of M...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert 's Summer Tour Sex Toys

Adam Lambert 's Summer Tour Sex Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Well in the age old performing tradition of young female fans throwing their unmentionables (i.e. bras, panties, IUDs, etc.) on stage now comes a new type of complimentary stage act act. It seems that during the nation-wide American Id...
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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs freed from Prison....and then robs 3 Banks

Ronnie Biggs freed from Prison....and then robs 3 Banks

Recently released from Prison, Ronnie Biggs, the famed Great Train Robber, has sent the British Justice system into chaos today, by robbing 3 banks and fleeing to Rio. The man who was freed on compassionate grounds due to being an a invalid, follo...
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Funny story: Burger Restaurant vs. The 6-Month-Old Shoeless Baby

Burger Restaurant vs. The 6-Month-Old Shoeless Baby

SUNSET HILLS, Missouri - Both combatants in The Battle of The Burger Wars between Burger King vs. McDonald's have called a temporary halt to their 'fast food fighting.' McDonald's has called a truce because their soldiers (employees) can not stop...
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Funny story: Labour Party wins freedom to start electioneering, and releases Biggs

Labour Party wins freedom to start electioneering, and releases Biggs

After a summer of expenses frauds and Labour MPs being forced to stand down, and having realised they had somehow been landed with the worst leader in their long history, Party chiefs today gave the Government freedom to start the General Election ca...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin "mistakenly" uses President Obama's sex aid

Sarah Palin "mistakenly" uses President Obama's sex aid

Sarah Palin maintains that she used President Obama's love aid - the so-called "Oba - Man" - by mistake. "I thought I was contributing to a new charity - Sex Aid - for ugly people - I mean they have a hell of a time you know. I was amazed when aft...
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Funny story: Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is struggling for her life following a vicious assault by hip-hop star Chris Brown witnessed by an audience of millions. Brown was appearing on the Oprah's television show in an apparent attempt to salvage his repu...
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Funny story: Joke Recycling Plant Posts Record Profits

Joke Recycling Plant Posts Record Profits

A joke recycling company based in Goole have posted record profits following a dramatic upturn in business fuelled by requests from contributors to satirical websites such as theSpoof.com for new angles on old jokes. Managing Director, Squeaky Nut...
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Funny story: Alan Shearer set to return to St James' Park as Newcastle United's famous number 9

Alan Shearer set to return to St James' Park as Newcastle United's famous number 9

It has been confirmed that Alan Shearer is due to make a shock return to football, not as a BBC pundit but as Newcastle United's famous number 9 striker. The announcement was made just days after Obafemi Martins completed his move to Wolfsburg, af...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul Replaced By Giant Turd On 'American Idle'

Paula Abdul Replaced By Giant Turd On 'American Idle'

New York, NY-- Producers of the hit show 'American Idle' have replaced judge Paula Abdul with a fat, juicy turd! The nameless turd recently made headlines by marrying a man in San Francisco. Producers were so impressed with the turd's demeanor, the...
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Funny story: Father My Father

Father My Father

A controversial Saudi-funded academy that teaches strict adherence to traditional Islamic law has been given the green light to expand its Virginia campus, based on Constitutional protections concerning religion - a decision by local officials that i...
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Funny story: Practical Jokes Continue At Swine Flu Lab

Practical Jokes Continue At Swine Flu Lab

Dr. Patooti Singh of the Los Angeles Anthrax Lab told reporters that he and his staff have had it with the practical jokes from the other labs. "We are in a vulnerable position here at the LA Anthrax Lab and do not have the time for the sillies",...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent's 75-Year-Old Grandma Lee Advances To The Semi-Finals

America's Got Talent's 75-Year-Old Grandma Lee Advances To The Semi-Finals

HOLLYWOOD - One of Jacksonville, Florida's oldest residents comedian Grandma Lee has advanced to the semi-finals on America's Got Talent. AGT host Nick Cannon, who happens to be married to the delicious and nutritiously long-legged Mariah Carey sa...
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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Updates His #1 Website

Man With World's Smallest Penis Updates His #1 Website

Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) has two things he's certainly proud of: 1. His new pygmy wife and 2. He still has the Number One Website. "I was afraid that after I got married that people would quit pulling up my website and comparing how...
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Funny story: Newcastle United Moat Announcement

Newcastle United Moat Announcement

There was a major development in the Newcastle United saga this afternoon when the troubled Championship side, who were relegated from the Premier League in May, announced that they plan to build a moat around the stadium at St James' Park. A moat...
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Funny story: Damn, Now I've Broken Twitter

Damn, Now I've Broken Twitter

Clumsy reporter Roy Turse has admitted to accidentally damaging the Twitter website only a few days after he crashed Wikipedia. In a follow up to his joke article about Ashton Kutcher a few months ago, Roy attempted to connect to all of Mr Kutcher's...
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Funny story: The Spoof are to introduce a "Junior Spoof" site and "Parental Guidance Courses" for misguided teenie Spoofers and their misguided parents!

The Spoof are to introduce a "Junior Spoof" site and "Parental Guidance Courses" for misguided teenie Spoofers and their misguided parents!

The Spoof, under pressure from it's honourable writers, has decided to introduce a Junior Spoof site for young up and coming spoofers. Also, introduce "Parental Guidance Courses" for irate parents who allow their 15 year olds to mix it with the big g...
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Funny story: Sexually Frustrated Health Club Gunman's Blowup Sex Doll Mistakenly Delivered to Wrong Address

Sexually Frustrated Health Club Gunman's Blowup Sex Doll Mistakenly Delivered to Wrong Address

New York, New York - Police investigating the so-called health club massacre have confirmed today that the suspected gunman was expecting the delivery of a blowup sex doll that never arrived at his residence on the day of the bloody incident. Rec...
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Funny story: Clinton's absent-mindedness mars trip abroad

Clinton's absent-mindedness mars trip abroad

The former President Bill Clinton has arrived back in America today after seeking the release of two USA journalists who were held by North Korean authorities and charged with spying on the reclusive nation. When asked by waiting journalists what...
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Funny story: Aerosmith Frontman Falls; Failure to "Walk This Way" Blamed

Aerosmith Frontman Falls; Failure to "Walk This Way" Blamed

Aging Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler fell off the stage in South Dakota yesterday. Sources close to the elderly singer/screamer blame poor lighting, difficulty in adjusting to new bi-focals and possible dizziness related to confusion over new dosing...
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Funny story: Terrell Owens Wins The Buffalo Bills Quarterback Position

Terrell Owens Wins The Buffalo Bills Quarterback Position

BUFFALO - In a surprise move wide receiver Terrell Owens has won the Buffalo Bills starting quarterback job from Trent Edwards. Owens told Coach Dick Jauron that he wanted to have a shot at becoming the starting quarterback. Trent Edwards the curr...
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Funny story: American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns

American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns

Los Angeles - (Praia Da Illuzion Mess): Paula Abdul substitute Victoria Beckham is rabid at the McCann rumor mill after pictures of an anorexic crop haired lesbo stick insect lookalike were put in the frame in the Maddie disappearance fiasco. Beck...
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Funny story: Michael Steele says, "It's official," Republican Party now known as the Asshooligans Party

Michael Steele says, "It's official," Republican Party now known as the Asshooligans Party

WASHINGTON, DC - Bowing to political pressure (and to the fact that the Republican Party doesn't have one chance in one-million of electing anybody in this, or any coming century), Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican National Committee reveale...
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Funny story: Hurricane Fellatio Is Bearing Down On Hawaii

Hurricane Fellatio Is Bearing Down On Hawaii

Honolulu, HI - Hurricane Fellatio is bearing down on the Hawaiian islands and is expected to reach Honolulu by nightfall as a Category 4, according to members of the U.S. National Hurricane Center. Said one member, "We expect it to make a pronoun...
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Funny story: Teen Werewolf Rebels - Gets Bikini Wax!

Teen Werewolf Rebels - Gets Bikini Wax!

London, UK-Teen Werewolf, Chandak Mingan, was successful at keeping his bikini wax job a secret from his parents until the first full moon. As the moon rose on that fateful night he remained hairless. Big, naked, and with long, sharp claws, but still...
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Funny story: Intelligence Restriction Zones in Pipeline

Intelligence Restriction Zones in Pipeline

The Controlling Elite, who are where they are because of elitism, are trying to bring in a law which will enforce the freedom to use intelligence in some areas. They are proposing intelligence restriction zones in public places - like the smoking ban...
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Funny story: Needed An Elevator

Needed An Elevator

STURGIS, SD, USA Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aeromith, slipped off the catwalk while attempting to entertain the audience after the sound system failed as the band performed their hit "Love In an Elevator" at the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally toda...
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Funny story: Ads targeting Obama's daughters "Piss me off" says the Prez

Ads targeting Obama's daughters "Piss me off" says the Prez

WASHINGTON, DC-A Wahington based nonprofit group, the Physician's Committee for Responsible Medicine has the Obama White House fuming; they have made the first daughters, Sasha and Malia Obama the subjects of a new advertising campaign. Posters appe...
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Funny story: APA repudiates Reparative Therapy: Says "Gays don't straighten out!"

APA repudiates Reparative Therapy: Says "Gays don't straighten out!"

NEW YORK - The Association of Psychological Americans (APA) told its members at a Toronto conference Wednesday that mental health professionals should stop telling gay clients they can become straight through psychotherapy or other treatments. T...
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Funny story: Spoof editor denies Skoob trade rumours: "I'll Never let him go" says Lowton!

Spoof editor denies Skoob trade rumours: "I'll Never let him go" says Lowton!

Rabid followers of the Spoof were aghast today after rumours surfaced that prolific social commentator Skoob1999 was on the sale block for a reported $30m, a story that team owner Sir Mark Lowton vehemently denied. With over 600 entries to his cr...
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Funny story: President Obama launches new sex aid

President Obama launches new sex aid

President Obama has launched a sex aid, marketing it alongside his successful lingerie business. The idea for the sex aid - to be called the "Oba-Man" - came to him after a wildly inappropriate conversation with Bill Clinton, when the former Presi...
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Funny story: Oops, She Did It Again!

Oops, She Did It Again!

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA After seeming to have fallen off of the face of the earth during Michael Jackson's autopsy, the missing prosthetic nose has finally resurfaced; apparently, it was vacationing in the Caribbean in an attempt to clear up some long s...
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Funny story: Big Brother "Cream pie" Alice in Wonderland porn controversy takes YouTube number one spot.

Big Brother "Cream pie" Alice in Wonderland porn controversy takes YouTube number one spot.

Big Brother chief's are celebrating behind battened hatches tonight after a video clip of one of the housemates eating a huge cream cake with her hands behind her back has become an internet hit amid allegations of "Salacious editing." Hira, a Dub...
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Funny story: Boston Cop Put On Circus Detail

Boston Cop Put On Circus Detail

BOSTON, MA - A Boston police officer has been sentenced to perform under the big-top after being fired for referring to a black Harvard professor as a "banana-eating jungle monkey." Officer Justin Barrett apologized for his comments in an e-mail a...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin, Bear Grylls Bare All in Man vs. Siberia

Vladimir Putin, Bear Grylls Bare All in Man vs. Siberia

If you've got a hankering to see Russia's answer to Teddy Roosevelt in action, you don't want to miss next week's new episode of Men Vs. Wild on Discovery's Channel. The special, dubbed Men Vs. Siberia, will feature Russian Prime Minister and judo...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul Offered Job Hocking Pills

Paula Abdul Offered Job Hocking Pills

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Paula Abdul may have voted herself off America's Got Idols after a salary disagreement with FOXX executives, but she still has at least one career option left. The singer-dancer-choreographer-reality judge has reportedly been offer...
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Funny story: Supermarket Staff Make Pattaya Man Wait Ages For 13 Baht Refund On Frosties

Supermarket Staff Make Pattaya Man Wait Ages For 13 Baht Refund On Frosties

A British man living here in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya was subjected to an infuriating, frustrating and humiliating experience yesterday afternoon when, shopping in the Pattaya Tai branch of a supermarket, he was forced to wait 7 mi...
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Funny story: Pirate Captain's Portsmouth Ordeal

Pirate Captain's Portsmouth Ordeal

The notorious pirate ship Captain, Morse, got more than he bargained for today when he stopped off for a goodwill visit to the Royal Navy Dockyards in Portsmouth, UK. Captain Morse and his good lady wife were pounced upon by the local wildlife, in...
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Funny story: Brobdingnagian Man Fossil Discovered

Brobdingnagian Man Fossil Discovered

London UK: Noted Archeologist Indiana Jones has been on a dig in the Furnace Lakes region of West Sussex, where a well preserved Brobdingnagian fossil was found. The uniqueness of this 10,000 years old Brobdingnagian fossil is that preliminary ana...
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