Funny story: Doner Kebab Flavoured Noodle Pot Fury.

Doner Kebab Flavoured Noodle Pot Fury.

The market launch of 'Doner Kebab Flavour Noodle Pots by the Silver Miracle Corporation was today slammed by a coalition of kebab shop proprietors as an utter sham. Kebab shop owners, who usually charge around £3.50 for a small doner are furious t...
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Funny story: Top Gear Saved - Avadmedinnerdad Agrees To Be Clarkson's Penis

Top Gear Saved - Avadmedinnerdad Agrees To Be Clarkson's Penis

The Iranian ambassador to the real world has announced that President Avadmedinnerdad has accepted a nomination as Jeremy Clarkson's replacement phallus. In a shocking revelation, it has been revealed that Mr Avadmedinnerdad has been desirous of a...
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Funny story: Ryan O'Feel Recognises Own Daughter At Ex-wife's Funeral

Ryan O'Feel Recognises Own Daughter At Ex-wife's Funeral

Nyan O'Reel, star of many memorable movies of which very few people can remember the title, plot or cast, has triumphed in a career - enhancing PR stunt. His stunning blonde daughter, Tomatum (19), threw her arms around him just as her stepmother'...
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Funny story: Questions About Obama's Birthplace Dropped; Republicans to Focus on Conception-place

Questions About Obama's Birthplace Dropped; Republicans to Focus on Conception-place

In a move intended to burnish a well-earned reputation for persistence, conservative Republicans across the land today signaled an end to their fruitless questioning of Obama's birthplace; switching instead to the far more interesting question of his...
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Funny story: Sir Bobby Robson rises from the dead

Sir Bobby Robson rises from the dead

And lo, as it was written in the scripture of St James (Park), Sir Bobby Robson did rise again from the dead on the third day. And to a position of non-executive director was he appointed, to sit at the right hand of the chairman (known as God). A...
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Funny story: Taliban leader back from Gap Year in Surrey

Taliban leader back from Gap Year in Surrey

Umer Khalid feared Taliban leader and famed warrior of Pakistan's North West Frontier suddenly reappeared some ten months after the Pakistani Army confirmed that they'd captured and killed to him death! Mr.Khalid explained to our reporter that he'...
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Funny story: Feds to Stamp Out NJ Corruption, Arrest All Citizens

Feds to Stamp Out NJ Corruption, Arrest All Citizens

In a daring cooperative sweep, federal law enforcement today moved to stamp out the corruption endemic in the state of NJ by arresting everyone. Honoring human values, children below the age of six will not be scared straight at Rahway State Pris...
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Funny story: Mystery Heath Ledger poster appears 'blacked up like Obama'

Mystery Heath Ledger poster appears 'blacked up like Obama'

Los Angeles - (The Dark Fright Mess): A poster of Brokebarack Mountin' actor Heath Ledger showing his face blacked up to look like Barack Obama has appeared near the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The words 'No Joker' are scrawled at the bottom. A Los...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Answers Selena Gomez Back: "If I'm a slut, baby you're a motherf*****!"

Miley Cyrus Answers Selena Gomez Back: "If I'm a slut, baby you're a motherf*****!"

Few days ago, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus were at it again. Yes, a new fight started by Miss Gomez this time. Who said Miley didn't have the right to reply? No one, indeed. Well, if you missed the news. Selena Gomez called Miley Cyrus "a pussy, a...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods: The Fart Heard Around The World

Tiger Woods: The Fart Heard Around The World

Sure Tiger Woods won the Buick Open for the third time Sunday, but the big news Monday is about that Tiger Woods fart on live camera. I guess that's the Tiger roar for another victory so expect to hear some more manly farts throughout the year. At...
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Funny story: Brobama Beer Is Here!

Brobama Beer Is Here!

MILWAUKEE - The Lake Michigan Beer Brewing Company of Wisconsin has just held a press conference to announce its latest beer product, Brobama Beer named after the nation's first black/white president. The idea first came to Lake Michigan Beer Brew...
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Funny story: God to return from Vacation Tomorrow

God to return from Vacation Tomorrow

Earth is in a mad dash to clean up the planet after God called to announce that he will be returning early from his vacation tomorrow. Said God, "I'll be arriving in the morning, and the place had better be spotless." Since leaving on vacation six th...
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Funny story: Rare Recording Found Of Jimi Hendrix On Banjo

Rare Recording Found Of Jimi Hendrix On Banjo

A Nashville, Tennessee man, whose mother had recently passed away, was looking through all the junk she had in the attic and what should he come across but a rare record LP of "Jimi Hendrix on the Banjo". "You should have seen me falling down thos...
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Funny story: Strain of swine 'flu 'seriously ill'

Strain of swine 'flu 'seriously ill'

A strain of swine 'flu was admitted to the Gloucester Redd Hospital in Gloucester today, after showing signs of 'not being strong enough to keep newspapers filled for much longer'. The 'flu was put into an isolation ward where only journalists - w...
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Funny story: Cuckold Doodle Who?

Cuckold Doodle Who?

MIAMI BEACH, FLA, USA Mr. Clucky Rooster, Esquire, was named Best Activist in Miami Beach, 2008, by Metromix magazine. Clucky is also a mascot for EarthSave, Critical Mass and PETA. Clucky believes in peace, protecting the earth and being kind to ani...
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Funny story: Celebrities Gain Weight Too - Deliciousness Blamed

Celebrities Gain Weight Too - Deliciousness Blamed

Emerging research suggests that celebrities, as well as ordinary people, may pack on the pounds. The evils of deliciousness, widely observed and deplored in everyday, as well as star-studded life, torment almost everyone with only a few notable e...
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Funny story: Obama: "Birthers," the best damned argument for abortion upon demand

Obama: "Birthers," the best damned argument for abortion upon demand

As a man, I have always struggled to keep my opinions about abortion to myself. I cannot bear a child, and have no desire to inflict my point of view upon a woman whose reasons for requesting such a procedure may be far outside my comfort zone. Even so, I must agree with President Barack Obama's call for a constitutional amendment requiring the late, late, late term abortion of Rush Limbaugh...
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Funny story: Phelps Smokes Competitions, Wins Fifth

Phelps Smokes Competitions, Wins Fifth

ROME, ITALY American Michael Phelps was honored as the outstanding male swimmer at the conclusion of eight days of competition at the Foro Italico world swimming championships; in total he received five golds and a silver. Phelps set two individual...
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Funny story: Proud Africa reveals 1st swine flu fatality but forgets other millions dying of HIV, war crimes, genocide, starvation, etc, etc!

Proud Africa reveals 1st swine flu fatality but forgets other millions dying of HIV, war crimes, genocide, starvation, etc, etc!

Proudly, Africa announced it's first swine flu fatality and the rest of the world answered, "so f*cking what!" The African continent cursed by aids victims, war victims, lepra victims, malaria victims, hunger victims, you name it, they've got it v...
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Funny story: Hulk Hogan Has Fallen For Stacy Keibler

Hulk Hogan Has Fallen For Stacy Keibler

HOLLYWOOD - Now that his divorce is final, ex-wrestling sensation Hulk Hogan has admitted that he is dating ex-wrestling sensation Stacy Keibler. The Hulkster said that the sexy and sultry Stacy was there for him in his time of depressed depressio...
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Funny story: Stupid American Hikers: "We wanted to be thrown in Iranian Prison"

Stupid American Hikers: "We wanted to be thrown in Iranian Prison"

The three young American hikers who crossed into Iran from northern Iraq were captured according to their plan by border guards this weekend. The official Iranian new agency I'Liealot quoted Iranian government officials who quoted the border guards...
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Funny story: CNN Fires Lou Dobbs - Replaces Him With Ann Coulter

CNN Fires Lou Dobbs - Replaces Him With Ann Coulter

NEW YORK CITY - After being subjected to a tremendous amount of pressure and criticism from corporate sponsors CNN has decided to let veteran talk show host Lou Dobbs go. The move really came as no surprise to the 63-year-old crotchety Dobbs who s...
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Funny story: Harriet Harman blames swine flu on male pigs

Harriet Harman blames swine flu on male pigs

Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman blamed today swine flu pandemic on male pigs. "All males are pigs", she said, "But male pigs are even more pigs". Ms Harman claimed that she has a DNA evidence that the very first swine flu case was registered...
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Funny story: Canada Dedicates indoor "Miracle" Hockey Rink

Canada Dedicates indoor "Miracle" Hockey Rink

Anaconda, Canada - Canadian Prime Minister John Bluballs was in town today to dedicate the new state of the art 2000 seat Boys Club indoor hockey rink. "It's truly amazing that a small town like Anaconda, on the shore of the Arctic Sea, would raise t...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Arrested in Kenya after Obama remark

Hillary Clinton Arrested in Kenya after Obama remark

Nairobi - Hillary Clinton was today arrested in Nairobi following Obama's comments about Kenya when he visited Ghana. Mr. Obama had referred to Kenya as a "hamburger," which according to Kenyan tradition is very embarrassing. "I was not born in th...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Or TinkerMel?

Mel Gibson Or TinkerMel?

What's happened to Mel Gibson lately? He's being led around by his Russian lady and he looks like he's aged at least ten years. Check some of his latest pics. Maybe he's taken on more than he can chew! Reports lately have him walking around and...
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Funny story: Barclays £3bn profit built on strategy of actually getting loans paid back

Barclays £3bn profit built on strategy of actually getting loans paid back

Barclays stunned the city and defied economic gloom today with increased profits of up to £3bn. Industry insiders are pinning the success on a revolutionary "payback" strategy. The strategy is based on pioneering business theory that bank profitab...
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Funny story: National Black Police Association Announces First White Candidate For National Chairman

National Black Police Association Announces First White Candidate For National Chairman

There was uproar in Africa this afternoon when, ahead of the National Black Police Association 2009 Annual General Meeting, it was announced that the first white candidate was to stand for election as the organisation's National Chairman. The AGM...
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Funny story: Manchester City Don't Buy Ex-Rochdale Striker Lee McEvilly

Manchester City Don't Buy Ex-Rochdale Striker Lee McEvilly

They may have bought up nearly everyone else, but there was relief this morning when Manchester City manager Mark Hughes confirmed that he has absolutely no interest whatsoever in securing the services of former Rochdale striker Lee McEvilly. The...
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Funny story: This is good shit!

This is good shit!

ROCKWOOD, PA-- PETA, and the rest of the "scientific" turd for brains asswipes who say that dairy farming is degrading to bovines and produces nothing but bull shit and methane gas that destroys the ozone can relax their tight asses, if that is at al...
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Funny story: BNP leader appears on Desert Island Discs

BNP leader appears on Desert Island Discs

Nick Griffin, odious leader of the bunch of racist thugs who hijack democracy to masquerade under the title of a political party - viz the BNP - is to appear on the BBC insitution, Desert Island Discs. Presenter, the fragrant Kirstie Young, said:...
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Funny story: Hull City Fans Block Samaritans Switchboard

Hull City Fans Block Samaritans Switchboard

Hull City fans, desperate at the lack of activity in the close-season transfer market by manager Phil Brown and chairman Paul Duffen, have hit rock bottom before the campaign has even begun, and have turned to the one organisation that claims to be a...
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Funny story: Burundi Anti-Fop Law: "Go gay, go away!"

Burundi Anti-Fop Law: "Go gay, go away!"

Georgette Gagnon, the African Director of Human Rights Watch, insisted that Burundi's new anti-homosexual law is degrading, and demanded it must be repealed. The new law makes "sexual relations with persons of the same sex" illegal and punishable by...
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Funny story: Effort Underway to Identify Remains Found on Italian Beach.

Effort Underway to Identify Remains Found on Italian Beach.

A recently discovered skeleton found south of Rome is set to undergo extensive testing to pin down a genetic profile, and further shed light on the circumstances of death. As it stands now, a cursory examination of the find suggests the man was kille...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Beats Miley Cyrus, For Real!

Demi Lovato Beats Miley Cyrus, For Real!

Demi Lovato is clearly the new BIG thing! She even beat Miley Cyrus as her sophomore album debuted at #1 while Miley's Hannah Montana 3 soundtrack debuted at #2; a feat for Demi who clearly does not have the same promotional power as Miley and her te...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson takes break from men, calls Lindsay Loham for advice

Jessica Simpson takes break from men, calls Lindsay Loham for advice

Jessica Simpson, the gal guys love to hate, is taking a break from the dating scene, so say friends close to the silly bitch. "She wants to know what it is about her that repels men," said one BFF. Following her much publicized break up wit...
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Funny story: Phelps Wins, Without Suit

Phelps Wins, Without Suit

ROME, ITALY American Michael Phelps won his fourth gold medal of the world swimming championships when he beat Serbian loudmouth Milorad Cavic, becoming the first swimmer to break 50 seconds in the 100-meter butterfly. Phelps beat Cavic with a stu...
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Funny story: "M and M" Melt Down On Jerry Springer

"M and M" Melt Down On Jerry Springer

CHICAGO, IL, USA Chaos erupted on the set of the "Jerry Springer Show" today when guests and former lovers who prefer to be called "Mariah" and "Marshall" took their disagreement to the physical level, as is frequently the case on "Springer". Duri...
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Funny story: Surprise! President Obama Turns 48

Surprise! President Obama Turns 48

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation's 'First Mama' aka Michelle Obama is throwing her husband, the 'Main Bro' a surprise birthday party to be held at the White House's Rose Garden, which is also now known as The Beer Buddies Bar. The president will be 4...
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Funny story: Micheal Jackson's Body Discovered at Factory

Micheal Jackson's Body Discovered at Factory

Police were bombarded with thousands of phone calls, and e-mails by those claiming to know the whereabouts of Micheal Jackson's body. One such unidentified source called authorities with a tip that lead police to the missing body of Micheal Jacks...
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Funny story: Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

The editors of "fake news" website TheSpoof.com declared a "no tolerance" policy today on gimmicky news stories that use the obvious "pussy" in place of "cat". The announcement comes just hours after a new research study was published by the Spoof Te...
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Funny story: Oh Where, Oh Where Has Everyone Gone?

Oh Where, Oh Where Has Everyone Gone?

FORT MEYER, FLA, USA In the worst case of ostracism in recorded history, an unidentified Florida family awakened this morning to discover that the other 198 units in their 32 story building of upscale apartments, Tower II, had been abandoned, virtual...
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