Funny story: News Corp: BBC are 21st century News Nazis!

News Corp: BBC are 21st century News Nazis!

Earlier today, News Corp (who own satellite company BeSkyBiscuits) accused the BBC of trying to squeeze out News Corp journalists from the theatre of world news by spreading rumours that News Corp journalists secretly hate children. The BBC have b...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Joins Willie Nelson & Family

Adam Lambert Joins Willie Nelson & Family

Today, Adam Lambert whom everyone thought should have won American Idol not too long ago, announced that he is going to join the Willie Nelson Family Tour. "We're glad to have Adam", Willie told The Nashville Music City Gazette. The company needed...
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Funny story: Kiffin, Spurrier Say Tebow Should Be Ineligible Because of Foreign Birth

Kiffin, Spurrier Say Tebow Should Be Ineligible Because of Foreign Birth

Revelation may derail Florida's dynasty. The Florida Gators quest for a second consecutive BCS National Title just got a bit more complicated. In a stunning turn of events, rival SEC coaches have asked that Florida QB Tim Tebow be disqualified fro...
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Funny story: Invisible Man Admits "My Eyesight Isn't What It Used To Be"

Invisible Man Admits "My Eyesight Isn't What It Used To Be"

The invisible man today spoke openly of his struggle with failing eyesight. In a moving interview I.M. (as he is known to his adoring fans) bared his soul. In fact he pretty much bared everything. "I first noticed something was wrong one morning w...
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Funny story: New Oasis guitarist revealed as Paul Gallagher - Noel's older brother

New Oasis guitarist revealed as Paul Gallagher - Noel's older brother

Oasis, the rock super group have announced that their new lead guitarist will be Paul Gallagher. The band recently saw their songwriting guitarist, Noel Gallagher, quit the band following "altercations" between Noel and his brother Liam. However,...
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Funny story: French Gorilla Mates With Johnny Wilkinson

French Gorilla Mates With Johnny Wilkinson

One of the female British gorillas has made a surprise choice of partner. Recently it had been hoped that a French gorilla would mate with all three British females. However, Mjukuu was having none of it. Instead she spied the rugby ace during a spec...
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Funny story: Moon Rock Hoax

Moon Rock Hoax

Amsterdam - A moon rock presented by the United States to Holland has been identified as a hoax. For over thirty years the Dutch have cherished the rare object and featured it in a special display at the famous Dutch Geological Museum, allowing thron...
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Funny story: An Explosive Family Reunion

An Explosive Family Reunion

It is an understatement to say that the Hew family had a blast at their recent family reunion. Hews gathered from all around the globe last weekend in Bum Funk Egypt, Arkansas to celebrate their last name, it is estimated that there were around three hundred in attendance. It was an entertaining weekend for all. There were games for the kids like pin the tail on the donkey and bobbing for appl...
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Funny story: Tinpot Bolivian Dictator Plans Major Spoof Purge

Tinpot Bolivian Dictator Plans Major Spoof Purge

The leader of the Bolivian junta, Colonel Juan, has announced that he is planning a coup at TheSpoof.com. Having parachuted in just days ago, Juan is now aiming to remove those who may challenge his ideology. Juan said "I kinda hate these guys who...
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Funny story: Kung Fu Cock Up

Kung Fu Cock Up

A Kung Fu expert who believed she had towed eight cars 30m with her hair, has spoken of her anger after it emerged someone entered the wrong information on official entries due to a communication error. Zhang Ting Tang fell short of her target of...
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Funny story: China to Barcode Infants

China to Barcode Infants

Beijing - China announced today that they plan to begin bar-coding infants. The bar-codes will be tattooed on newborns' foreheads and replace traditional names such as Tam, Yang and Ming which Chinese officials say are obsolete and provide little hel...
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Funny story: Chicken Nugget Flu Worse Than Anything Yet!

Chicken Nugget Flu Worse Than Anything Yet!

The Board of Health in Maggoty, Arkansas report the very first case of Chicken Nugget Flu ever as far as records are concerned. "It apparently mutated between Swine Flu and Chicken Flu", stated one state health official. Maggoty, which has 12...
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Funny story: Megan Fox's SNL "Threesome" Skit Cut by Censors; Too hot and steamy even for late night TV, they say

Megan Fox's SNL "Threesome" Skit Cut by Censors; Too hot and steamy even for late night TV, they say

New York, New York - Wanting to confirm her bisexuality yet again -- And as Woody Allen once said: "doubling your chances for a date" -- Megan Fox wrote her own opening monologue for the return season premiere of Saturday Night Live (SNL) which she w...
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Funny story: Researchers Working on Cigarette Flavored Latte

Researchers Working on Cigarette Flavored Latte

Durham, NC - Relief is coming for those who have always wanted to drink from an ashtray. Researchers at the Institute for Tobacco Studies announced the creation of a cigarette flavoring that can be added to coffee drinks. John Bloom of the ITS sa...
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Funny story: Radioactive cat traps now sterilizing cats nationwide

Radioactive cat traps now sterilizing cats nationwide

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Dr. Elinefay of the Cat Reproduction Antithesis Program (CRAP) today announced that the nationwide problem of feral cat reproduction has been solved. A new feral cat trap has been deployed that has lead lined walls; and aspa...
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Funny story: Nude Bill Clinton Shows Up In 2010 Calender

Nude Bill Clinton Shows Up In 2010 Calender

A nude Bill Clinton has shown up as Mr. November, whick seems fitting, in a new calendar that was for sale for about an hour this morning in several cities before it was yanked off the shelf. When asked this morning, when the first reports began...
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Funny story: Fake Moon Rock

Fake Moon Rock

The famous moon rock given to the worthy menheers of Amsterdam has turned out to be a fake. Neil Armstrong, exercising his well-known cheeky sense of humour presented the moonrock during a city tour many years ago and the Rijksmuseum has exhibited...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Buried with Ted Kennedy

Michael Jackson Buried with Ted Kennedy

Pop star Michael Jackson was finally buried today, weeks after his death, sharing a casket with Senator Ted Kennedy. The joint service was attended by presidents Obama, Clinton and thousands of screaming Japanese teenagers. Jackson, who rose t...
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Funny story: Big Crash In Boogertown

Big Crash In Boogertown

Boogertown Police Chief B. Lee Bob reported to the Boogertown Banner this morning that yesterday's big pile-up on the Booger Green Bridge that kept it closed for three hours was due to the Jane's hearse leading the funeral procession of Amanda Rhoda Keats hitting an old dear that was crossing the road to get her mail and failed to notice the fourteen cars approaching. "It's a good thing the...
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Funny story: George Bush's Iraqi 'Shoe Tosser' To Be Released From Prison

George Bush's Iraqi 'Shoe Tosser' To Be Released From Prison

BAGHDAD - The world's most famous 'shoe-tosser' Muntadhar al-Zaidi will be getting an early-release from Baghdad's infamous The Hell Hole of The Camel Prison. Al-Zaidi is the Iraqi journalist who on December 14, 2008, tossed both his size 10 Buste...
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Funny story: Record Breaking GCSE Results

Record Breaking GCSE Results

A record proportion of GCSE entries were awarded the top grades in this year's exams, writes our educashun correspondent Mark Mywords. School's minister Vernon Joker said this year's GCSE results showed that sustained and creditable progress in th...
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Funny story: Corn-gas powered concept car awarded federal grant

Corn-gas powered concept car awarded federal grant

Washington DC - The Rhind Corporation, according to it's spokesman Dr. Artfay, was awarded a 3.3 billion dollar grant to develop a prototype corn-gas powered car. The car is sustainable and is fueled by natural gas. The gas is renewable, and need n...
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Funny story: Iraqi Shoe Thrower, Muntadhar al-Zeidi, To Host Taliban Idol

Iraqi Shoe Thrower, Muntadhar al-Zeidi, To Host Taliban Idol

Baghdad, Iraq - Iraqi shoe thrower, Muntadhar al-Zeidi, is being released for good behavior and will go on to host Taliban Idol, a new reality t.v. game/talk show to provide a forum for multi-talented, radical muslim Taliban supporters. Said Idol...
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Funny story: Obama Vows to Make All National Holidays and Remembrances 'Politically Correct!

Obama Vows to Make All National Holidays and Remembrances 'Politically Correct!

Washington,DC/ Double Speak Anarchist News - In a full out effort to bring American Thinking more in line with his universal policy of appeasement, apology and apoplexy, the Obama Team, led by Chicago Social Terrorists the Emanuel Brothers,aided by...
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Funny story: Obama Names "Gettin' It On" Czar!

Obama Names "Gettin' It On" Czar!

Randy John Johnson, President of John & Johnson has been named by President Obama as the "Gettin' It On Czar." In accepting the nomination, Johnson says that President Obama thought that our K-Y Jelly was a great boon to "Getting It On" and I wil...
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Funny story: Nixon stumbled on Joan Kennedy affair with Clinton

Nixon stumbled on Joan Kennedy affair with Clinton

Boston - (RIP Mess): It's been over for nearly 30 years. But as they meet again across a crowded Our Lady of Perpetrator Help Basilica funeral aisle today Joan Kennedy and Bill Clinton will know their torrid five year fling eventually led to the dow...
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Funny story: Portsmouth announce new squad

Portsmouth announce new squad

Struggling premiership football club, Portsmouth, are announcing a number of changes to the squad. "We have had to do a little re-organisation following the fact that we have sold all of our decent players" The manager, Paul Hart (whose name is quite...
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Funny story: Noel Gallagher reveals reasons why he quit Oasis

Noel Gallagher reveals reasons why he quit Oasis

Rock and Roll superstar Noel Gallagher has now confirmed that he is quitting Oasis and what had occurred to cause his decision. Noel, 42, bought a majority share holding in the high street clothing store Oasis in 1999. It was described at the ti...
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Funny story: Smiley Gyrus Still Willing to Go Extra Mile for Fans

Smiley Gyrus Still Willing to Go Extra Mile for Fans

Smiley Gyrus, the tremendously successful star of "Hannah Hannah Bo-Bannah," revealed Friday that "my mistakes are kind of a little bit harder because they are in front of millions and millions of people." The 16-year-old was likely referring to t...
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Funny story: Hitler's lost letter

Hitler's lost letter

In a surprising find today, a letter, written by Hitler 80 years ago, and addressed to his unborn grandson, has been unearthed and published. The letter contains many of Adolf's intentions for world domination and in a bizarre twist and hint to hi...
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Funny story: Two Old Heavyweights Reunited

Two Old Heavyweights Reunited

Seconds Out! Two former heavyweight fighters were reunited yesterday for one last time. Margaret Thatcher, known as the Greatest or the Iron Lady, met her old rival Neil Kinnock, the Windbag. It was an emotional meeting. The pair were famous for thei...
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Funny story: Girl Kidnapped in 1991 Kept Busy Playing Nintendo's "The Legend of Zelda" for Past 18 Years

Girl Kidnapped in 1991 Kept Busy Playing Nintendo's "The Legend of Zelda" for Past 18 Years

Antioch, California - The then 11-year-old-girl was kept entertained and apparently distracted for the entire 18 years of her captivity with a Nintendo Game Boy. Locked up in a shed in the backyard of her abductor's residence, Jaycee Lee Dugard, now...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Visits The White House - Gets Bit By Bo The "First Pooch"

Glenn Beck Visits The White House - Gets Bit By Bo The "First Pooch"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Television political host Glenn Beck who has lost 33 of his 36 sponsors was invited by President Obama to visit him at the White House. The president had told his press secretary Cal Colfax that he wanted to afford Mr. Beck an opportunity to apologize to him because he was really and truly afraid that Beck may do something stupid(er) when he gets his loose cannon ass fired.
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Funny story: Hotel Hook-Up Gets Hot for Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!

Hotel Hook-Up Gets Hot for Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!

VANCOUVER, Canada - Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had been spending most of their off-set time in Rob's hotel room at the Vancouver Share-a-ton Sugarwall Centre, said a source, until last night. The British actor, 23, and the 19-ye...
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Funny story: Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

It's been a controversial issue for a while amongst pageant insiders, judges, and competitors all over the United States and bordering neighbors, Canada and Mexico. Starting in 2005 with a request from 4-year old Sophia Clarkman's mother, Jane C...
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Funny story: Pompous Ass Rehab Center Established in San Francisco

Pompous Ass Rehab Center Established in San Francisco

San Francisco CA: A pompous ass is not to be confused with, a piece of ass, ass man, gay people, a person having a big ass or a dumb horse's ass. The term applies only to those people who make you feel like "I don't want to be in the same room, stat...
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