There were 1,195 spoof news stories published in August 2009. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due to Scoreboard Glitch

Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due to Scoreboard Glitch

The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new home stadium in an NFL preseason game against the Tennessee Titans. This new edifice is a 1.2 billion dollar, fully state of the art facility. The main action, however, was not on the playing field.
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Calls Miley Cyrus "A Pussy, A Real Slut!"

Selena Gomez Calls Miley Cyrus "A Pussy, A Real Slut!"

Disney dolls Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are at it again but now, it's all because of Selena. The Wizards Of Waverly Place starlet called Miley Cyrus "a pussy, a real slut who doesn't know how to sing or act, put by Disney just like that, publici...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton sucks Lady Gaga's Pussy on the internet!

Paris Hilton sucks Lady Gaga's Pussy on the internet!

Lady Gaga's furry pussy was sucked in a new bombshell, porno video, by Paris Hilton, as they rolled, purred and pussied on a white tiger skin rug. Lady, opening her white stockinged thighs whilst rollicking to Wacko's, I'm Mad, slipped on the rug...
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Funny story: Melissa and Joan Rivers Naked Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

Melissa and Joan Rivers Naked Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Melissa Rivers and her mother comedian Joan Rivers have just shot a seven-page nude layout that will be appearing in the September issue of PlayGuy Magazine. Melissa who is 41, said that ever since she was eliminated from Donald Trump's...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Naked At The Circus

Britney Spears Naked At The Circus

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears is getting ready to kick off her big concert tour which is being hailed as The Britney Spears Naked At The Circus Tour also known as The No Clothes Tour. Spears will perform in 49 cities starting off in Hamilton, Ontar...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Answers Selena Gomez Back: "If I'm a slut, baby you're a motherf*****!"

Miley Cyrus Answers Selena Gomez Back: "If I'm a slut, baby you're a motherf*****!"

Few days ago, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus were at it again. Yes, a new fight started by Miss Gomez this time. Who said Miley didn't have the right to reply? No one, indeed. Well, if you missed the news. Selena Gomez called Miley Cyrus "a pussy, a...
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Funny story: Kevin Skinner To Tour With Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez

Kevin Skinner To Tour With Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez

NASHVILLE - Kevin Skinner's manager, Sharon Osbourne, has just announced the upcoming Chicken Catcher Henhouse Tour. Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne said that the 42-city tour is being put on by her husband's production company, The Bats Out of Hell Entertainm...
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Funny story: Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings

Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings

WERNERSVILLE, PA - Kate Gosselin told "Today" host Meredith Vieira Monday that she still loves her soon-to-be ex-husband Jon; apparently, her hatred for whole grain pizza with mushrooms, onions, and green peppers runs even deeper. Police arrived a...
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Funny story: Hotel Hook-Up Gets Hot for Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!

Hotel Hook-Up Gets Hot for Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!

VANCOUVER, Canada - Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had been spending most of their off-set time in Rob's hotel room at the Vancouver Share-a-ton Sugarwall Centre, said a source, until last night. The British actor, 23, and the 19-ye...
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Funny story: Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Real Sluts

Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Real Sluts

A Pussy calling himself Skoob today panned teen-queens Miley Gomez and Selena Cyrus for being sluts Real. The pussy, Skoob, who by his own admission is a bit of a tosser, finally today plucked up the courage to challenge Hannah Louisiana star Sele...
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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor "Even Weirder Than First Thought."

Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor "Even Weirder Than First Thought."

California police today disturbingly announced that Phillip Garrido, the abductor of Jaycee Lee Dugard, was in fact, way weirder than even they had initially suspected. Police Chief, Erwin Rummel, of Neverland County, California, announced that th...
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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Creedence Clearwater Revival

Ten Little Known Facts About Creedence Clearwater Revival

The original band was formed in El Cerrito, California. The four members were John Fogerty, lead vocals and lead guitar; his brother Tom Fogerty, rhythm guitar, Stu Cook, bass guitar, and Doug Clifford, drums. They first played under the name The Golliwogs. In 1967, they changed their name to Creedence Clearwater Revival. CCR played a unique style of rock and roll music called Swamp Rock. And b...
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Funny story: Big Brother "Cream pie" Alice in Wonderland porn controversy takes YouTube number one spot.

Big Brother "Cream pie" Alice in Wonderland porn controversy takes YouTube number one spot.

Big Brother chief's are celebrating behind battened hatches tonight after a video clip of one of the housemates eating a huge cream cake with her hands behind her back has become an internet hit amid allegations of "Salacious editing." Hira, a Dub...
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Funny story: Girls Aloud found a naked lesbian stalker in their dressing room

Girls Aloud found a naked lesbian stalker in their dressing room

Members of the all female "Girls Aloud" singing group went into shock when they entered their dressing room to find a naked lesbian stalker on the floor. Kimberley from the singing group said there was a horrible aroma of decaying fish before they...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's weight causes problems on X Factor

Cheryl Cole's weight causes problems on X Factor

Cheryl Cole's weight has once more been in the news, but this time for the oddest reason - she is now lighter than air. A source who has sat in on some of the X factor sessions told us that the famous footballer's wife has had to have lead weights...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fart 'Not An Accident' Say Other Players

Tiger Woods Fart 'Not An Accident' Say Other Players

Golfing legend-in-his-own-lifetime, Tiger Woods, has come under fire from other tour professionals for his ungentlemanly conduct on the golf course, it has been reported. Woods, the half-brother of TheSpoof.com writer, Monkey Woods, released a spl...
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Funny story: Dancing with the Stars 2009 line up announced

Dancing with the Stars 2009 line up announced

The much anticipated Dancing with the Stars 2009 line up has been announced. And wow, what a cornucopia of talent and fame this cast list is: Gloria Garcia - who once cleaned for one of the Osmonds and who is close to getting a green card Tom...
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Funny story: Lisa Marie Presley in PlayGuy Spread

Lisa Marie Presley in PlayGuy Spread

CHICAGO - The daughter of Elvis Presley the undisputed King of Rock and Roll, Lisa Marie Presley has just informed CNN's Larry King that she has agreed to appear in a seven page nude layout in the October issue of PlayGuy Magazine. Presley said th...
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Funny story: Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to the young lovers. Pattinson and Stewar...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods: The Fart Heard Around The World

Tiger Woods: The Fart Heard Around The World

Sure Tiger Woods won the Buick Open for the third time Sunday, but the big news Monday is about that Tiger Woods fart on live camera. I guess that's the Tiger roar for another victory so expect to hear some more manly farts throughout the year. At...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Loses 33 Sponsors Only Has 3 Left

Glenn Beck Loses 33 Sponsors Only Has 3 Left

NEW YORK CITY - Network executives are expressing extreme concern as several more sponsors have asked that their commercials be pulled from The Glenn Beck Show. One executive has disclosed that so far Beck's show has had a total of 33 sponsors pul...
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Funny story: New Vanessa Hudgens Photos Leaked

New Vanessa Hudgens Photos Leaked

LOS ANGELES, CA - As a new batch of highly questionable Vanessa Hudgens photos makes its way around the internets, some savvy web-watchers are questioning if the fresh-faced movie queen might be a man. The problem arose when internet perverts star...
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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Gets Hung!

Man With World's Smallest Penis Gets Hung!

The wife of Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, called 911 yesterday from their bedroom in Dallas, Texas after she discovered he was hung. "He can't get out" Halletta Wilson told the operator. "He's hun...
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Funny story: Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?

Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?

Sussex - (Mariane Faithfull Mars Bar Mess): Not really. But police have reopened the file on Rolling Stones wildman Brian Jones' 1969 drowning after an underworld tipoff. The guitarist was originally found bobbing up and down in a pool at Crotchf...
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Funny story: "American Idol" Judge Interviews Crashed by Susan Boyle

"American Idol" Judge Interviews Crashed by Susan Boyle

Hollywood, California - Reportedly, Susan Boyle is emotionally blackmailing Simon Cowell. Threatening to make another scandal of herself by having another psychotic breakdown and checking into a Rehab center again, if he does not select her as Paula...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Farts On Purpose, According To Runner-Up!

Tiger Woods Farts On Purpose, According To Runner-Up!

Ronald Thatcher, who was tied for first place during the last eighteen holes of the Buick Open, says that there's almost no way you can beat Tiger Woods anymore. "Tiger is very talented, probably one of the best of all time but he uses some unspor...
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Funny story: Spice Girls Return.. Again.. With the same music.. Again

Spice Girls Return.. Again.. With the same music.. Again

American Idol creator and Victoria Beckham manager, Simon Fuller has just let leak the idea of ANOTHER Spice Girls Reunion. The Spice Girls reunited in 2007/2008 for a massive world tour that ranked #1 around the world destroying acts like Miley C...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Wants To Have Levi Johnston's Baby

Kathy Griffin Wants To Have Levi Johnston's Baby

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Bravo Network reality show, My Life On The D-List Kathy Griffin has announced that she wants to have Levi Johnston's baby. Johnston, is the 19-year-old father of Bristol Palin's baby Tripp. When Levi was asked where h...
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Funny story: Man with World's Largest Penis Banned from being Within 5 miles of Obama!

Man with World's Largest Penis Banned from being Within 5 miles of Obama!

Publicist Buck W. Wheat, representing Bargis Tryhol, man with the largest penis, was shocked today to receive a Stop and Desist order from Attorney General Eric Holder prohibiting his client from being within 5 miles of any speaking engagement where...
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Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Funeral To Be Broadcast on Cable Television

Ted Kennedy's Funeral To Be Broadcast on Cable Television

The funeral for the late Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy will be broadcast on cable television for the world to watch. The brother of former president JFK passed away Tuesday evening due to complications from several health conditions. The funeral w...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert and Kevin Skinner To Record An Album

Adam Lambert and Kevin Skinner To Record An Album

LOS ANGELES - The managers of Adam Lambert and Kevin Skinner have sent out a press release that the two singers will be going into the recording studio and making an album. The producer of the album is the highly talented Chad Butterbeer who has p...
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Funny story: Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!

Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!

After seeing some recent articles by Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, and looking at his website, "Third Leg" Simpson decided to pay the guy a personal visit Saturday morning. "He came in the door an...
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Funny story: Megan Fox's SNL "Threesome" Skit Cut by Censors; Too hot and steamy even for late night TV, they say

Megan Fox's SNL "Threesome" Skit Cut by Censors; Too hot and steamy even for late night TV, they say

New York, New York - Wanting to confirm her bisexuality yet again -- And as Woody Allen once said: "doubling your chances for a date" -- Megan Fox wrote her own opening monologue for the return season premiere of Saturday Night Live (SNL) which she w...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis

Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis

HOLLYWOOD - A reliable source has verified that Lindsay Lohan, on-again, off-again girlfriend of Samantha Ronson is in fact now dating Chaz Bono, aka the former Chastity Bono recent recipient of SRS (sexual reassignment surgery). The unnamed sourc...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert's Pants Explode, Sues NYC Bank

Adam Lambert's Pants Explode, Sues NYC Bank

Adam Lambert, the singer who came in second on "American Idol, has had some more bad luck after withdrawing money from a branch of a Manhattan bank. Who knew it would cost him a trip to the hospital? "I'm beginning to think someone has put a he...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Markets: Striptease Pole Dancing Toy Set to Tweens?

Miley Cyrus Markets: Striptease Pole Dancing Toy Set to Tweens?

Deliverance, Arkansas - Pole dancing is often the only means of upward mobility for trailer park residents, but now with the Miley Cyrus "Pole Dancing Toy Set for Tweens", Hillbillies will finally have a leg up on the competition: inner-city kids fro...
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Funny story: Why Is Jamie Lynn Spears Crying?

Why Is Jamie Lynn Spears Crying?

Jamie Lynn Spears, son of the original thinkers, Jamie and Lynn Spears and sister to famous or infamous, according to your point of view, Britney "No Panties" Spears, has recently disclosed how she has always gotten her way, whether with her parents...
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Funny story: Nixon stumbled on Joan Kennedy affair with Clinton

Nixon stumbled on Joan Kennedy affair with Clinton

Boston - (RIP Mess): It's been over for nearly 30 years. But as they meet again across a crowded Our Lady of Perpetrator Help Basilica funeral aisle today Joan Kennedy and Bill Clinton will know their torrid five year fling eventually led to the dow...
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Funny story: Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Wants To Meet "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner

Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Wants To Meet "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin confided to one of her best friends Jenna Lambrusco that she would love to meet Kevin Skinner. Skinner who is a contestant on America's Got Talent is one of the favorites to win the show's top prize of $1 m...
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Funny story: Senator Ted Kennedy Has Left His Yacht To Glenn Beck

Senator Ted Kennedy Has Left His Yacht To Glenn Beck

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - Senator Ted Kennedy has left his prized, pride and joy yacht The Silver Sage of The Sea to Fox Network political TV show host Glenn Beck. Speaking from the Kennedy Hyannis Port Compound family spokesperson Oliver Tere...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really see the point. Pattinson fan, Moon...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Spotted In Vegas With Billy Bunter

Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Spotted In Vegas With Billy Bunter

Our Las Vegas correspondent Skoo-Booby-Doo called us live on a satellite link tonight to inform us that Hollywood babes Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens were spotted out on the razzle with English literary legend Billy Bunter. Bunter,...
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Funny story: Girl Kidnapped in 1991 Kept Busy Playing Nintendo's "The Legend of Zelda" for Past 18 Years

Girl Kidnapped in 1991 Kept Busy Playing Nintendo's "The Legend of Zelda" for Past 18 Years

Antioch, California - The then 11-year-old-girl was kept entertained and apparently distracted for the entire 18 years of her captivity with a Nintendo Game Boy. Locked up in a shed in the backyard of her abductor's residence, Jaycee Lee Dugard, now...
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Funny story: Annual World Masturbation Championships Held in Wacker, Georgia

Annual World Masturbation Championships Held in Wacker, Georgia

This year, the World Masturbation Championship will be held in the town of Wacker, Georgia, United States. Previous championships have been held in a rotation in Wanker, England and Beater, Australia. Festivities will include the induction of Paul...
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Funny story: Wife's pussy farts-Yorkshire husband asphyxiated

Wife's pussy farts-Yorkshire husband asphyxiated

CATWICK, Yorkshire (TS.com) - Fire fighters and Emergency Medical Technicians responded to a call of "man down in Catwick," at just past 3:00 a.m. BST, Sunday. Upon arriving at the home of Brigadier (retired) Sir James and Lady Cheryl Fentwinkle...
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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo's Third Leg Worth £1.2 Million, Says Real Madrid

Cristiano Ronaldo's Third Leg Worth £1.2 Million, Says Real Madrid

SPAIN - Cristiano Ronaldo's penis has reportedly been insured for £1.2 million by Real Madrid. Real paid a world record £2 million for the Portuguese wiener when they signed the fleet-footed footballer from Manchester United in June. Portugue...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Dating The Way Younger Pixie Lott

Simon Cowell Dating The Way Younger Pixie Lott

LONDON - Retro-soul singer Pixie Lott, who is England's answer to Lady GaGa, was reportedly seen in the tightest pair of leotards west of the English Channel on a dinner date with America Idol judge Simon Cowell. The doe-eyed and doe-legged Miss L...
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Funny story: Digital TV Switch Over: Thank Goodness It Was Only Wales

Digital TV Switch Over: Thank Goodness It Was Only Wales

Hundreds of complaints have come in after an area of Wales made the UK's first change over to fully digital TV. The callers were all upset to find that BBC2 was no longer available. Mr Jones from Swansea was one of those affected. He lost BBC2 a...
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Funny story: Peeping Tom Concerned About Erin Andrews

Peeping Tom Concerned About Erin Andrews

The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life. "I've got nude videos of her curling her hair and ironing her cloth...
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Funny story: Maddie spotted on Oleg Deripaska's 'Queen K' yacht

Maddie spotted on Oleg Deripaska's 'Queen K' yacht

Corfu - (Praia Da Iluzion Mess): Forget cut-price Ozzie millionairess Melissa Karlson's $5 million Sunseeker motorboat tabloid fantasy. Little Maddie McCann was spotted aboard Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska's $200 million 73m ocean-going yacht the...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Betrayed, Arrested

Susan Boyle Betrayed, Arrested

Amanda Holden owes a lot of her success to Susan Boyle as she was on the panel for "Britain's Got Talent" when Boyle made her sensational first appearance. That brought a lot of attention to Holden and others on that show from all around the world vi...
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Funny story: #10 Man With The World's Strongest Penis Back In Court

#10 Man With The World's Strongest Penis Back In Court

Clarence Clabbercod, the man with the world's strongest is once again back in divorce court, now for the seventh time. "I may set Elizabeth Taylor or Mickey Rooney's record", stated Clabbercod. "I'll have to check the Guinness Book of Stout." M...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Belated Burial Birthday Bash Goes Global

Michael Jackson's Belated Burial Birthday Bash Goes Global

Mexico City, Mexico - Looking like a scene taken right out of the movie "V" or "The Three Amigos", a tsunami of humanity wearing black hats flooded the streets of Mexico City today. It was not, however, in political protest against the government but...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Beats Miley Cyrus, For Real!

Demi Lovato Beats Miley Cyrus, For Real!

Demi Lovato is clearly the new BIG thing! She even beat Miley Cyrus as her sophomore album debuted at #1 while Miley's Hannah Montana 3 soundtrack debuted at #2; a feat for Demi who clearly does not have the same promotional power as Miley and her te...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals His Most Embarrassing Moment

Robert Pattinson Reveals His Most Embarrassing Moment

In a special interview where Robert Pattinson and several other leading male actors of today let down their hair a bit and offered their most embarrassing moment, Robert Pattinson took his turn near the end, but it was a smashing finish. "I had a...
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Funny story: "Cash For Codgers." More Obama Health Care Details

"Cash For Codgers." More Obama Health Care Details

(AP)- Washington-Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan. President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed are expected to make this m...
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Funny story: Evony Ad Ladies Go Missing - Pussycat Dolls And Girls Aloud Suspected

Evony Ad Ladies Go Missing - Pussycat Dolls And Girls Aloud Suspected

The Evony online game ad girls have suddenly inexplicably disappeared from the pages of the esteemed satirical website TheSpoof.com. The Evony ad ladies, with their hot sweaty sexiness, pouting, and ample sweat-beaded cleavage had become a firm fa...
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Funny story: Facebook Shuts Down Fake Sarah Palin Page

Facebook Shuts Down Fake Sarah Palin Page

Hollywood, California - A Los Angeles screenwriter, Roger Anderson, decided that her would impersonate Sarah Palin by illegally accessing her Facebook account, posing as her. It was all a part of a social experiment he was conducting, he claims. To...
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Funny story: Gender Test Athlete Scandal

Gender Test Athlete Scandal

Berlin (Relay Hurdles Sandpit). South African 800 meters runner Daisy Jockstrap has been sent for gender testing following dramatic improvements in her race times. Six months ago the 18 year old runner finished last in the youth games at Skegnes...
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Funny story: New Oasis guitarist revealed as Paul Gallagher - Noel's older brother

New Oasis guitarist revealed as Paul Gallagher - Noel's older brother

Oasis, the rock super group have announced that their new lead guitarist will be Paul Gallagher. The band recently saw their songwriting guitarist, Noel Gallagher, quit the band following "altercations" between Noel and his brother Liam. However,...
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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre, who just three weeks ago said that a deal could not be reached and that he was going to stay retired, just signed a contract to play for the Minnesota Vikings. The quarterback, who holds several career records, will now play against his...
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Funny story: Britney Spears & Lady GaGa Collaboration!

Britney Spears & Lady GaGa Collaboration!

Legendary pop princesses and bitches Britney Spears and Lady GaGa will be both teaming up to record a new song, a hit (oh yeah!) together! Yay! The song which will be written by Spears and Lady Gaga with the help of big-time producers Richard Viss...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent's 75-Year-Old Grandma Lee Advances To The Semi-Finals

America's Got Talent's 75-Year-Old Grandma Lee Advances To The Semi-Finals

HOLLYWOOD - One of Jacksonville, Florida's oldest residents comedian Grandma Lee has advanced to the semi-finals on America's Got Talent. AGT host Nick Cannon, who happens to be married to the delicious and nutritiously long-legged Mariah Carey sa...
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Funny story: Harrasment of Man With World's Largest Penis Continues After Arrest Following Unintentional Discharge of Weapon In NY Gentleman's Club!

Harrasment of Man With World's Largest Penis Continues After Arrest Following Unintentional Discharge of Weapon In NY Gentleman's Club!

New York, NY/ Shotgun News - The government pursuit and harassment of Bargis Tryhol, Man with the World's Largest Penis, continued unabated with his announced arrest after an "accidental discharge" of an "unlicensed weapon" early this morning on th...
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Funny story: Homeopathy Totally Shown To Work

Homeopathy Totally Shown To Work

A top scientist at a real university has done some really clever research, with numbers and everything, that totally proves homeopathy works and is not in fact a made up load of pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo. A spokesman from the Society of Homeop...
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Funny story: Myth Busted - Altoid Mints Do Not Improve Fellatio

Myth Busted - Altoid Mints Do Not Improve Fellatio

Sometimes, we all wish we could be Mythbusters. The latest triumph for the team debunks the long-standing urban myth that chewing Altoid mints prior to giving head can improve sensation for the fellated one. The male Mythbusters were provided wi...
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Funny story: Prison Break Based on True Story

Prison Break Based on True Story

North Dakota - A producer of the TV Series Prison Break, came forward with the news that Prison Break is based on the forgotten prison break incident at North Dakota State Penitentiary in 1961. The government never televised information about the...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga: He, She or Nee?

Lady Gaga: He, She or Nee?

Lady Gaga's actual sex, which has generated much speculation which finally resulted in violent rampaging though the streets of London last week, now has a definite conclusion according to experts at Southend University today. I asked Dr Comely (BS...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell Buy Twitter

Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell Buy Twitter

HOLLYWOOD - In a move that has sent shock waves throughout the electronic world Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell have announced that they have just purchased Twitter. The three women through their company Tri-Guys Unlimited...
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Funny story: David Crosby will donate sperm to Adam Lambert: "So long as he don't spit!"

David Crosby will donate sperm to Adam Lambert: "So long as he don't spit!"

David Crosby is known for donating sperm to homosexuals who want to become pregnant. He donated sperm to "fellow" musician Melissa Etheridge so that she, and "fellow" lesbian partner, at the time, Julie Cypher could have children together. The two...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert & Kris Allen On ABC Friday Morning As Sawyer, Champion Lose Underwear

Adam Lambert & Kris Allen On ABC Friday Morning As Sawyer, Champion Lose Underwear

The crowds were wild on ABC's Good Morning America this morning as recent American Idol rivals Adam Lambert and Kris Allen were joined by Teen Choice Awards 2009 Nominee, David Cook for a great performance. Too bad that those at home only got a sm...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas To Star In Remake of "Coal Miner's Daughter"

Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas To Star In Remake of "Coal Miner's Daughter"

HOLLYWOOD - Free Spirited Flamboyant Films has announced that Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas will be starring as Loretta Lynn and Doolittle Lynn in the remake of the 1980 country music film Coal Miner's Daughter which starred Sissy Spacek and Tommy Lee J...
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Funny story: Nintendo Wii Announces Another Animal Crossing Game

Nintendo Wii Announces Another Animal Crossing Game

The second Animal Crossing game for the Nintendo Wii will be available in late 2010, say a rep for Animal Crossing. There's been plenty of different titles but the rep insists the new game is simply called "Animal Crossing: 3.0". The new game conf...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert 's Summer Tour Sex Toys

Adam Lambert 's Summer Tour Sex Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Well in the age old performing tradition of young female fans throwing their unmentionables (i.e. bras, panties, IUDs, etc.) on stage now comes a new type of complimentary stage act act. It seems that during the nation-wide American Id...
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Funny story: Women prefer short, pencil-thin penises

Women prefer short, pencil-thin penises

The truth revealed By Fr, Francois Dubois, S.J. I hold a Doctorate in Divinity; I am not a medical doctor. Regardless, I am regarded as somewhat of an expert in the field of human sexuality, and especially an expert regarding Roman Catholic sexuality. In fact, it was me who counseled the Holy Father, Pope Benedict, to resign as Pontiff in order to marry his lover, Longdongo (see Pope Quits:...
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Funny story: Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

The editors of "fake news" website TheSpoof.com declared a "no tolerance" policy today on gimmicky news stories that use the obvious "pussy" in place of "cat". The announcement comes just hours after a new research study was published by the Spoof Te...
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Funny story: Kenya Declares Obama Birthplace A National Monument

Kenya Declares Obama Birthplace A National Monument

Mudhouse, Kenya-- The nation of Kenya is celebrating the birth of its native son, Barack Obama on August 4th. The struggling, Third World nation will celebrate the event without the 45th President, he's too ashamed of his roots. The birth site is a...
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Funny story: Woody Allen's Titanic 2 With George Clooney, Megan Fox & Zac Efron

Woody Allen's Titanic 2 With George Clooney, Megan Fox & Zac Efron

Word is that the sequel to the mega-successful 1998 blockbuster Titanic is going to be filmed in late 2011 and hit theatres sometime in 2013. Everybody is talking about Titanic 2. Director Woody Allen recently appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show an...
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Funny story: X Factor - John And Edward Grimes Straight Out Of Eraserhead

X Factor - John And Edward Grimes Straight Out Of Eraserhead

They may have the backing of Louis Walsh, but Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes aroused different emotions in X Factor watching movie buffs. "They're bizarre. They look like the guy out of Eraserhead, the 1976 movie directed by David Lynch. Wher...
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Funny story: South African Crossdresser Runs 800 Meters with Penis Tucked!

South African Crossdresser Runs 800 Meters with Penis Tucked!

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - South African officials have rallied behind a controversial new cross-dressing cross-trainer, who won the women's world 800 meters title shortly after he tucked his penis and genitals safely away from view. The runner...
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Funny story: Macaulay Culkin Writes A Tell-All Book On Michael Jackson

Macaulay Culkin Writes A Tell-All Book On Michael Jackson

LOS ANGELES - Actor Macaulay Culkin who knew Michael Jackson just about as well as anyone has just published a book that deals with his close friendship with the 'Gloved One.' The book is titled Neverland Was Originally Named The N Word Land. Culk...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy 90-Foot Screens To Show Only Cheerleaders in Bikini Thongs

Dallas Cowboy 90-Foot Screens To Show Only Cheerleaders in Bikini Thongs

Jerry Johnson, owner of the Dallas Cowboys is upset because he thinks that Tennessee Titan's punter, A.J. Trapasso's high kick last week was aimed directly at the Cowboy's new stadium giant screen. "Why else would he kick a high kick from his own...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Arrested For Illegally Selling Photos of Joan Rivers' Vagina On eBay

Kathy Griffin Arrested For Illegally Selling Photos of Joan Rivers' Vagina On eBay

MALIBU BEACH, California - California state police have arrested My Life On The D-List reality show star Kathy Griffin on charges that she illegally sold explicit photos of Joan Rivers' vagina (crotch cookie) on eBay. Ms. Griffin of course denied...
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Funny story: Farrah Fawcett And Michael Jackson Spotted Together In Maui Restaurant

Farrah Fawcett And Michael Jackson Spotted Together In Maui Restaurant

Kaanopoli, HI-- Shocked Hawaiians and stunned tourists spotted the 'late' Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson having lunch today at a popular Maui bistro. The happy twosome shared a lazy, late lunch and were then seen walking hand-in-hand along the...
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Funny story: Man with World's Smallest Penis Drinks Orange Juice from She-Male's Navel

Man with World's Smallest Penis Drinks Orange Juice from She-Male's Navel

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A transgendered prostitute from San Francisco traveled to Florida and seduced a spoof writer Saturday, later administering a nasty paper cut to his right rear cheek, a law enforcement source said. Mistress Caramel, 53, traveled...
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Funny story: Obama Mother-In-Law Practicing Voodoo

Obama Mother-In-Law Practicing Voodoo

Washington DC-- America's mother-in-law is making with the voodoo vibes in the White House. Michelle Obama's mother, Marion Robinson, has been practicing the Dark Art since she invited herself to live in the White House on January 20th. Ms. Robinso...
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson produces MILF recipes

Nigella Lawson produces MILF recipes

Nigella Lawson has produced a series of what she is calling MILF dishes. Talking about cooking poultry, she said: "Basically there's nothing a slightly older bird responds to better than a good stuffing. I recommend a large spicy sausage. Alternat...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Sperm To Be Auctioned

Michael Jackson's Sperm To Be Auctioned

An unnamed 12-year-old at the time, who often stayed with Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch and who is now 24, says that he has collected 120 vials of Michael Jackson sperm that he may auction on eBay. The young man, who wore a mask of Michae...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Swap Fluids in Movie Theatre

Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Swap Fluids in Movie Theatre

VANCOUVER, B.C. - Oscar Wilde once said, "Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life," and perhaps he was right - take for instance Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, whose onscreen romance is rumored to have budded into the real thing. Now...
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Funny story: Caster Semen-ya: all woman?

Caster Semen-ya: all woman?

Limpopo Province, South Africa - (Muscular Ass Mess): "So what if my daughter looks a bit like Frank Bruno? So does the First Lady of America but nobody's askin' to check her gonads!" Dork-Ass Semen-ya was speaking at a press conference after her...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Make Open-Faced Sandwich

Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Make Open-Faced Sandwich

NASHVILLE, TN - Unable to wait any longer to join the exclusive "co-star couples club," Miley Cyrus reportedly was spotted frisking Australian actor Liam Hemsworth shortly before the pair played full-contact tonsil hockey! Hemsworth jumped out of...
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Funny story: Nick Jonas Paddling In School Brought Lawsuit

Nick Jonas Paddling In School Brought Lawsuit

It has recently came to light why the Jonas Brothers were home-schooled after spending several early years in a regular school in Dallas, Texas. Apparently Nick Jonas, then in the second grade, was taken to the school's office and given a paddling...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson to Be Buried Above Marilyn Monroe

Michael Jackson to Be Buried Above Marilyn Monroe

Los Angeles, Ca., USA The reasoning behind the numerous delays in laying Michael Jackson's decaying corpse to rest were cleared up today when Elsie Poncher announced that representatives of Jackson's estate had purchased the vault directly above the...
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Funny story: New Spoof Readers' Wives striptease section a winner

New Spoof Readers' Wives striptease section a winner

Cyberspace - (Reuters & Ass Mess): The online publishing industry is gobsmacked at the success of the newly launched Spoof Readers' Wives striptease section that has seen a lot of midnight ejaculate - er, ratings! - hit the roof. Franchised by...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Halloween Masks Go On Sale

Michael Jackson Halloween Masks Go On Sale

Los Angeles, CA-- Halloween is only three months away and there is an item everyone will want to have. The hideous mask is very scary. It is the Michael Jackson Halloween costume, and it comes in three varieties. The first Halloween costume is...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Burial Delayed When Black Man Shows Up In Coffin: Body Switched?

Michael Jackson Burial Delayed When Black Man Shows Up In Coffin: Body Switched?

Beverly Hills, Ca./Mortuary News - Jackson funeral goers were horrified today during the final preparations for the burial of the Pop Star when the body of a 225 pound black man with a large nose was found to be occupying the final resting place of t...
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Funny story: Jessica Biel's Hot Ass May Yield Cyber-Infections, Says Study

Jessica Biel's Hot Ass May Yield Cyber-Infections, Says Study

HOLLYWOOD, CA - When I Now Pronounce You Buck and Harry hit movie theatres, it created vast new legions of Jessica Biel fans; millions of adolescent boys rushed home to rub one out, frantically searching for visual aids featuring the curvacious bombs...
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Funny story: Dancing with the Stars 2009 latest: Bruno Tonioli resigns to join American Idol

Dancing with the Stars 2009 latest: Bruno Tonioli resigns to join American Idol

Well, scandal has rocked this season's Dancing with Stars with one of the judges, Bruno Tonioli, leaving already to take Paula Abdul's place on American Idol. "This is a major career step for me." The camp Italian explained. "My overall aim is to...
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Funny story: Ted Kennedy to be buried in Marilyn Monroe vault

Ted Kennedy to be buried in Marilyn Monroe vault

Los Angeles - (Some Like It Hot Mess): The new owner of the $4.6 million Westwood Village Memorial Park burial vault holding Marilyn Monroe's remains was named as Sen Edward Kennedy who died today. The former top IRA fundraiser and Democratic Mas...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees

Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees

After receiving a report of a shot fired near the residence if Angelina Jolie, police say they found the shaken actress hiding in the trees behind her house. "We couldn't get anything from her at first because she was badly frightened as a shotgu...
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