Funny story: Iraq Shoe Thrower Jail Term Cut

Iraq Shoe Thrower Jail Term Cut

The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at former US President George W Bush has had his sentence cut from three years to one year on appeal, and is in line to have it cut further. Muntadar al-Zaidi's lawyer argued that the charge should be chan...
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Funny story: Big Mac Gives Birth to Baby Boy

Big Mac Gives Birth to Baby Boy

Much to the surprise of the MacDonald's employees at 8th and Marsh in Fort Lauderdale, Florida this morning (average age 68), the 279th Big Mac of the day gave birth to a beautiful baby boy before being stuffed into a sack for a drive-thru customer.
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Funny story: Britain's fleet of ice cream vans to be requisitioned by the M.O.D for service in Afghanistan and Iraq

Britain's fleet of ice cream vans to be requisitioned by the M.O.D for service in Afghanistan and Iraq

British Forces deployed to Afghanistan in support of the UN authorised, NATO led International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) gave a rousing thumbs up to defence Secretary John Hutton's latest initiative. The right Honourable John Hutton MP cl...
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Funny story: Ian Tomlinson Video 'A Fake', Say Police

Ian Tomlinson Video 'A Fake', Say Police

Police accused of murdering the G20 non-protestor Ian Tomlinson in London at the weekend, say that a video produced by some nosey-parker onlooker, is, in fact, a fake, and have confiscated the mobile phone it is stored on, for 'forensic tests'. Of...
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Funny story: Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terr...
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Funny story: Peaches Geldof A Little Fuzzy

Peaches Geldof A Little Fuzzy

It was a pretty wild night even by Peaches Geldof's normal standards. After a day out at an amusement park where she played till she puked, she hit several parties before becoming embroiled in a glass-throwing fracas at a nightclub in the early hours...
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Funny story: Obama's drama school certificate found

Obama's drama school certificate found

During the sale of Obama's grandmother's house in Hawaai, a small bundle of old certificates were found. Although none verified birth, one certificate is of notable interest A statement from Obama's school report from the "Become a President" dram...
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Funny story: Marijuana Legalized in U.S.; Economy Expected to Surge to Heady Highs

Marijuana Legalized in U.S.; Economy Expected to Surge to Heady Highs

In a stunning government announcement, U.S. President Barack Obama just signed a bill making marijuana completely legal throughout the country. The new legislation, placing marijuana under similar federal oversight as alcohol and tobacco, marks a co...
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Funny story: Whitney Houston is countersuing her stepmother for $1.6 million.

Whitney Houston is countersuing her stepmother for $1.6 million.

The Grammy-winning singer claims Barbara Houston still owes her the money over the stepmother's countersuit toward her original suit for failing to make payments on the Fort Lee, N.J., condominium where she has lived since 1987. Barbara, not Whi...
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Funny story: 'Stop laughing at American Presidents', Obama pleads

'Stop laughing at American Presidents', Obama pleads

The US President today, in South Bratislavonia, begged the world to stop laughing at American Presidents. 'People of the world', he gravely intoned, like he was Abraham Lincoln or something, or at least a Hollywood Lincoln, 'laughing at Nixon was...
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Funny story: New Topless Soccer League Promises Titillating Action

New Topless Soccer League Promises Titillating Action

Groping for ways to stimulate fan interest in soccer in the United States, spokesperson Bubba Feelgood of the Blueballs Soccer Association announced formation of a new 69-team women's league to begin play on Father's Day. "Because soccer itself...
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Funny story: Spam In Your E-mail - Is It A Bad Thing?

Spam In Your E-mail - Is It A Bad Thing?

Spam the canned precooked meat product made famous by British people during the war is causing havoc amongst e-mail users - and now people are getting 'preety vexed' according to one man. The chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat delicacies has...
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Funny story: Notes Versus Outlook in New Online Video Game

Notes Versus Outlook in New Online Video Game

Following the online fantasy gaming craze that exploded with Halo and Warcraft, another geek oriented game is being created for the typical office worker. Using the same title approach in the "Predator versus Alien" movie series, the "Notes versus O...
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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Release New CD

Jonas Brothers Release New CD

The Jonas brothers took inspiration from a 70's music Icon in the titling of their new album "Stinkfoot", set for release this summer 2009. In an attempt to follow in Frank Zappa's footsteps, or to at least give the appearances of maturity in the de...
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Funny story: Too Many Ugly People Having Babies

Too Many Ugly People Having Babies

LONGWOOD, VA - Doctor Ilf Ayverd had to perform seven vasectomies today, but he says that's half the number of a busy day. He believes, like many other doctors, that the recent unprecedented rise in vasectomy rates is related to an explosion in the...
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Funny story: New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

Belfast, Ireland - A husband and wife scientific team is credited for the development of a "sex spray" after suffering from the condition of premature ejaculation firsthand themselves. Despite their successful joint collaboration on the project, howe...
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Funny story: Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

X-Men Origins star Hugh Jackman is said to be 'livid' after a stranger in a public toilet pissed down his leg and splashed his shoe in yet another leaking incident for the star of Wolverine - the tale of a Wolverhampton Wanders fan who grows a beard.
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Funny story: Queen's Women Team better than King's Army

Queen's Women Team better than King's Army

When God created world, he was happy. But when he created Eve or Eva, all hell broke on earth. As the famous or the infamous saying goes, its more and more believed in the modern days of sport. The most recent been the sports of cricket. Cricket i...
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Funny story: Anthony Perkins Killed While Showering

Anthony Perkins Killed While Showering

In an ironic twist, actor Anthony Perkins was killed by an unknown assailant last night while showering. Prematurely reported as dying from AIDS in the early 90's, Perkins recently emerged from oblivion and made the rounds at the big studios hunting...
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Funny story: Madonna runs off with younger man

Madonna runs off with younger man

LA - 50 year old Madonna Ciccone, star of eighties pop hits Like a Virgin and Material Girl has been spotted around the streets of LA with her new "toy boy", Mecksico Jeezus, who at the age of 7, is 43 years younger than the pop princess. Once fam...
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Funny story: Major League Baseball Bans Spitting

Major League Baseball Bans Spitting

In a bold attempt to improve its image, Bud Selig, Commissioner of Major League Baseball, yesterday announced that, effective immediately, spitting has been banned from the sport. "Little old ladies throughout America have long complained about th...
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Funny story: Paparazzi Should Follow This Prized Idiot Around

Paparazzi Should Follow This Prized Idiot Around

Saying he probably inhaled too many paint fumes while finishing his lawnmower in a small building, a Wisconsin man faces an arson charge after telling authorities he wasn't thinking when he decided to use gasoline for cleaning up his apartment, and t...
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Funny story: Severe Outbreak of Medieval Architectural Thrombosis Hits Cambridgeshire Village of Knapwell!

Severe Outbreak of Medieval Architectural Thrombosis Hits Cambridgeshire Village of Knapwell!

Medical researchers at Cambridge University have published a report in this month's Lancet Magazine, highlighting the dangers of living in quaint villages in the UK. Professor Abdulla Kallifi Bin Obama - Who is an expert in quintessential Englishn...
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Funny story: Accounting Rules Soon to Apply to Pet Grooming

Accounting Rules Soon to Apply to Pet Grooming

The Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB) ruled today that pet grooming will be subject to accounting oversight as of June 30, 2009 because they have been unable to account for the 12 billion in bailout money they received last fall. "Thes...
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Funny story: Bankers need a hug

Bankers need a hug

"Bankers need a hug" claim the civil libertarian group Civo Livo. "It's not fair the way people have been treating them, like they are criminals - and even if they were criminals they would still need a hug." Civo Livo also claims bankers human rights are being abused by the media and anti-globilisation groups. "What's this piggy banker business? Are people say bankers are pink, have snouts an...
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Funny story: Blair to become Pope Tony I

Blair to become Pope Tony I

Following his enormous success as British Prime Minister, his tireless work in bringing regime change to war-torn Iraq and his subsequent complete brilliance in brokering a solid and lasting peace in the Middle East, Tony Blair has announced that his...
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Funny story: MoD Axe Plans To Sell-Off Snatch Land Rovers To The Public!

MoD Axe Plans To Sell-Off Snatch Land Rovers To The Public!

Chief-of-Defence-Staff; General Sir Jock "the bayonet" Stirrup-Pump has withdrawn plans to sell off useless Army Snatch Land Rovers after a series of disastrous tests, involving housewives in a Sainsbury's car-park in Basingstoke! The "steel cof...
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Funny story: Brangelina adopts orphaned goldfish

Brangelina adopts orphaned goldfish

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's PR agent has made a special, shock announcement this morning that his clients have just adopted an orphaned goldfish by the name of Ju Ju from the Chinese province of Xing Xing Chikan. Ju Ju is pronounced Seafood Delig...
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Funny story: Harry Pothead star arrested over skunk factory

Harry Pothead star arrested over skunk factory

London - (BongHits4Hogwarts Mess): Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett is the top suspect in the Met's raid on a North London $5,000 skunk farm. Waylett was busted in a dawn raid after a tip-off from neighbors who told cops the stench of wafting hybr...
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Funny story: Pentagon's Madoff gunboat diplomacy as USS Big Schtick moors opposite Houses of Parliament

Pentagon's Madoff gunboat diplomacy as USS Big Schtick moors opposite Houses of Parliament

London - (Gunboat Diplomacy Mess): America's massive new aircraft carrier the USS Big Schtick has moored on the River Thames slap bang opposite the Houses of Parliament. The move has been described as the ultimate in US/UK Special Relationship gun...
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Funny story: Original Band Member of "Earth, Wind, Fire & Water" Spills all In Tell All

Original Band Member of "Earth, Wind, Fire & Water" Spills all In Tell All

The tell all autobiography is set to hit bookstores this Friday. Ousted member Water, of the famous 80's Disco group "Earth, Wind, Fire & Water" will give us a rare glimpse into what it was like to be a part of one of the greatest bands that ever...
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Funny story: George W Bush was Heath Ledger's dad DNA tests reveal

George W Bush was Heath Ledger's dad DNA tests reveal

Perth, W Australia - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Heath Ledger cine mythology saga has come crashing down today over a very steep and hazardous pothole in 'the road less travelled' with the news that George W Bush has tested positive as the decease...
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Funny story: Fake University Degrees Abound On The Internet: MP's In Emergency Debate!

Fake University Degrees Abound On The Internet: MP's In Emergency Debate!

Anyone using a PC these days cannot help but notice the huge amount of spam emails offering everything from replica Rolex watches to Viagra! However, the government children's secretary Sir Ed Balls MP. M.Pharm. LL.B. BVS.c. has highlighted a worr...
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Funny story: Middle Aged Woman Shops In Junior's Department

Middle Aged Woman Shops In Junior's Department

It's sad but true. Another perimenopausal woman has been sighted shopping in the junior department of a well known clothing store chain at the local mall. We recently visited with the woman, Mrs. Gertrude Goldman, in order to better understand w...
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Funny story: Home Secretary Calls For G20 Death Probe

Home Secretary Calls For G20 Death Probe

Jaqui Stiff, the cabinet minister under fire in Pornogate, has called for a major investigation into the death of a man at the G20 protests. "I am absolutely desperate to get myself out of the news. This guy's death has been an absolute godsend. Now...
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Funny story: The Vagina Travelogues: Travelling on and on! Big openings for Ulrika Johnson and Sharon Osbourne

The Vagina Travelogues: Travelling on and on! Big openings for Ulrika Johnson and Sharon Osbourne

Sharon Osborne takes to the road this week for some wry and amusing anecdotes about her "lady garden" together with the reminiscences of her contemporaries private places. "The Vagina Travelogues" is a more mobile and dynamic version of the "Vagina...
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Funny story: What If Bush Had Tied Social Security To The Stock Market?

What If Bush Had Tied Social Security To The Stock Market?

Let's take a short trip into fantasy land for a moment- let's imagine what the world would be like if George W. Bush and his cronies had actually put the Social Security funds of this nation into the stock market like they wanted to. What would our headlines be like today with the near-depression levels of our economy? Where would our elderly citizens who depend on it for their survival be today?...
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Funny story: MPs to be culled to reduce expenses

MPs to be culled to reduce expenses

The Office of Fairness & Hatred of Politicians (OoFHoP) has announced that due to budget constraints caused by the current economic recession, the government has no choice but to reduce its spending by a considerable amount. The only way thi...
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Funny story: Study Finds Oral Sex Causes Cancer

Study Finds Oral Sex Causes Cancer

In the latest in a string of newly-discovered carcinogens, it has been discovered that oral sex can cause throat cancer. American researchers have found that the HPV virus - the cause of the majority of cervical cancers - can be transmitted via cu...
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Funny story: BoE To Buy Back Toxic Grand National Bets

BoE To Buy Back Toxic Grand National Bets

Bank of England Governor Mervyn King has announced plans to help kick-start the UK economy by buying toxic losing bets on last Saturday's Grand National. The race was won by shock 100/1 outsider Mon Mome, leaving millions of punters out of pocket.
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Funny story: The Word "Cow" Deemed Politically Incorrect

The Word "Cow" Deemed Politically Incorrect

The Politically Correct Office of England and Wales has officially struck another word out of the dictionary: Cow. A spokesman for the PC Office claimed that vegetarians found this word offensive, along with quite a few other animal related words su...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Dumped By Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Dumped By Samantha Ronson

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has told talk show host Ellen DeGeneres that she is so devastated by being dumped by her "Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson that she has decided to leave the country. The 22-year-old Lohan said that since the Ronster broke up w...
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Funny story: Layed Off Programmer Strikes it Rich with iFoney's Jizm Game

Layed Off Programmer Strikes it Rich with iFoney's Jizm Game

Though he stroked not a phrase in Objective C, recently fired computer programmer, Ghee Kuh, desperately acquired the language and wrote himself out of debt, poverty and unemployment. Ghee crashed dozens of times in search of the iFoney game program...
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Funny story: Dominican Republic Approves Madonna - Arod Adoption

Dominican Republic Approves Madonna - Arod Adoption

Puerto Rico's objection to Pop Star Madonna's attempt to adopt Juicer Alex Rodriguez has been contested in the World Court by the Dominican Republic. The Attorney Generalissimo of the DR, Freyito Bandaidito objected furiously to PR's Interference in...
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Funny story: US Doctors Assisted in Torture: Medical Association Defends Them

US Doctors Assisted in Torture: Medical Association Defends Them

Leaking Red Cross blood bags are not the only problems the international organization has lately. A top secret report revealing the role of medical professionals in the Bush-Cheney torture chambers has been made public and critics are calling for the...
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Funny story: Cyrus and Spears OUT, Hannah Montana to Play Montana Wildhack in Slaughter House Five Remake

Cyrus and Spears OUT, Hannah Montana to Play Montana Wildhack in Slaughter House Five Remake

After intense casting couch sessions with vicious competition among the baby babes, Miley Cyrus was thrown off the Hollywood Island race for the big part in the controversial remake of Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five. The absurdist science fi...
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Funny story: First "All-Straight" Saturday TV Show

First "All-Straight" Saturday TV Show

In a bold step, the BBC is going to experiment next Saturday night with an "all-straight" light entertainment show. After years of promoting homo stars, the Director General himself ordered the one-off show to highlight the fact that the Corporation...
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Funny story: Apple fires entire Ipod nano division

Apple fires entire Ipod nano division

(Cupertino, CA) Apple computer announced the abrupt firing of its entire Ipod nano staff. Steve jobs took to the podium today to explain "They went too far this time. I just got out of a meeting with the guys, and when I saw the next generation nano...
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Funny story: Google CEO advises newspapers on business tactics

Google CEO advises newspapers on business tactics

San Diego, CA - On Tuesday Google CEO encouraged newspaper publishers to focus on making some money. "Try really hard and stuff, to like find new ways to get more moneys" he encouraged. Without providing any specifics Eric Schmidt waved his hands...
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Funny story: Penis Oil Saves Car Industry

Penis Oil Saves Car Industry

Friction has been reduced between those that taketh and those that giveth in the car industry and government by the recent re-discovery of an endless supply of energy. Within inches of your laptop is an endless supply of energy that might one day f...
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