Funny story: Wearing Sunglasses Risky

Wearing Sunglasses Risky

Isle of Wight - Local residents visiting London have started making attempts to be more fashion forward when visiting the British capital by wearing sunglasses. Wearing dark glasses regardless of whether or not the sun is out appears to be the key...
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Funny story: New technology developed by Indian Police

New technology developed by Indian Police

New Delhi (AP). This is the first time that India has been ranked first in something it was looking forward to. Indian Police have make India proud by becoming the first Police Agency in the world to do something which other Agency has only dream of.
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Funny story: Obama Goes To Hollywood!

Obama Goes To Hollywood!

Following his unsuccessful appearance at the G20 summit in London, England - Barack Obama has revealed he is to follow one his predecessors into the glittering world of B class movie making! Bedtime for Barack will be a 2009 comedy film produced a...
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Funny story: Obama Daughters Caught in Labyrinth

Obama Daughters Caught in Labyrinth

Chicago, IL. The daughters of President Barack Obama, Malia and Sasha, had to be rescued out of a labyrinth by the fire brigade, when on a visit to Chicago this weekend. When asked what they thought when lost in the labyrinth, the Obama daughters...
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Funny story: President Obama refuses to let Prince Harry ruin Buckingham Palace visit

President Obama refuses to let Prince Harry ruin Buckingham Palace visit

Prince Harry was ready for President Obama's visit to Buckingham Palace this week. "Oh, no. Here comes another one, fresh off the boat," he mockingly declares in recently obtained camera footage as the President can be seen approaching Buckingham P...
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Funny story: A new Christmas carol for the Messiah Shearer

A new Christmas carol for the Messiah Shearer

Once in Royal St. James's city Stood a lonely football club Where an owner laid out no money Like a dog in a manger bed Ashley was that owner mild Alan Shearer the little child He came from the Beeb to Tyneside Leaving Hansen, Lineker, et al And his new club was unstable Never winning bugger all Geordie fans all must be Hopeful, incomprehensibly And our eyes at last shall see him...
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Funny story: 'Barack Obama's Cabin' wins book prize

'Barack Obama's Cabin' wins book prize

President Barack Obama's book 'Barack Obama's Cabin:I Wrote This Not A Journalist, Honest Injun' has won the prestigious Coincidentally Awarding Prizes To Grovel To Visiting Presidents award, in someone's garden shed in Clapham. And here is an excerpt of the best-selling book that nobody has even heard of until today: 'One day I was sitting beside the what I know now is a confluence rather than...
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Funny story: Joe Hill Remembers Dad, Stephen King's Bedtime Stories

Joe Hill Remembers Dad, Stephen King's Bedtime Stories

"Hi Buddy, you all ready for bed?" "Yes Daddy?" "Want a story?" "I guess, Daddy." "You remember the time we went up to New York and we were getting hot dogs from that street vendor and this wino came along and passed out and he fell on the heating unit for the hot dog stand and they all got blown up? That was wild, wasn't it? We ate free hot dogs for two hours and we nearly blew up too...
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Funny story: Shearer greeted like the Messiah in Newcastle

Shearer greeted like the Messiah in Newcastle

Following Barack Obama entering London looking like an ass - or rather sitting on one - it was new Newcastle United manager Alan Shearer's turn to get the Messiah treatment today. Thousands of adoring people lined the streets of Newcastle-upon-Tyn...
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Funny story: Local beggar dies, a city mourns

Local beggar dies, a city mourns

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The death of a deeply loved man strikes the Big Apple to its core, as the streets fill with mourners this Saturday afternoon. Miles Johnson, a local beggar known by thousands, was stricken by a freak lightning bolt in broad dayli...
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Funny story: Massive crack haul shuts Clifton Suspense Bridge

Massive crack haul shuts Clifton Suspense Bridge

Bristol - (NOT Bristol Palin Ass Mess): A massive crack haul shut the Clifton Suspense Bridge today after an AA partol man spotted 'up to fifteen tonnes' dangling from one of its metal hanging rods. "Maybe some drug mule threw up over the side of...
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Funny story: Hitler Was Alive Until April 1st!

Hitler Was Alive Until April 1st!

A leak from a Russian embassy staff in France has told a French Ambassador's aid there that "Adolf Hitler" was alive in Russia until earlier this month when Putin, Medvedev, certain officials and some World War II veterans witnessed his execution by...
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Funny story: Now The U.S. Treasury Department Needs A Bailout

Now The U.S. Treasury Department Needs A Bailout

WASHINGTON D.C. - The United States Treasury Department has just announced that it will need to have a federal bailout in order to keep it from going bankrupt. Assistant Secretary of The Treasury Claudine Mezzoforte, 47, told President Barack Obam...
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Funny story: Thank You

Thank You

I would just like to thank all of you. Thank you. No really. Thank you. Please accept my thanks. You've done a really great job. So thank you. It is an honor and a pleasure to be associated with you. All of you. Really. So thank you. Mere words alone cannot coney the overwhelming feeling of indebtedness I have towards you all. Thank you. I salute you all. Thank you. Each and every one...
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Funny story: Dog Shit Incident Leads To Crossbow Firing, 3-Year Prison Sentence

Dog Shit Incident Leads To Crossbow Firing, 3-Year Prison Sentence

In Lovejoy, Texas a 52-year old man has been sentenced to three years in prison for firing a crossbow after a huge dispute over a breed of the neighbor's dog last Thanksgiving. While the victim, George Hadley, claimed that his dog was a poodle, th...
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Funny story: Buddha Cartoons Anger Buddhists

Buddha Cartoons Anger Buddhists

Buddhists around the world have come together to stage violent protests on the streets of major world Capital cities. They are protesting against cartoons of the prophet Buddha, which were posted on the internet last night. Cartoons depicting the...
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Funny story: Madonna's Ex-Husband Says She's A Great Mom

Madonna's Ex-Husband Says She's A Great Mom

Madonna's ex-husband has insisted he fully supported the singer's attempt to adopt another child from Malawi. Film director Guy Ritchie issued a statement hours after the bid to adopt Mercy James, was dismissed by a High Court judge to express his...
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Funny story: Haïtian Navy deemed illegal immigrants and held for Special Rendition

Haïtian Navy deemed illegal immigrants and held for Special Rendition

TCI Coastguards rounded up the last of the Haïtian Naval task force off Providenciales yesterday and all are being held at Sapadilla Bay detention centre pending special rendition. However, several boats are reported off the southern Bahamian island...
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Funny story: Katie Price aka Jordan Boycotts Biggest Funeral In Town

Katie Price aka Jordan Boycotts Biggest Funeral In Town

Astonishing developments here in Blightyland. It seems that uber breasted D list celeb Katie Jordan has declined to attend the ritual burning of fellow D list celeb Jade Baddy. Jordan Katie at one point announced in a publicity grabbing furore tha...
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Funny story: Sean Penn And Angelina Jolie Star In Remake Of 'Gilligan's Island'

Sean Penn And Angelina Jolie Star In Remake Of 'Gilligan's Island'

DATELINE:HOLLYWOOD-- Show biz types are buzzing with excitement about the remake of the television classic, Gilligan's Island. The movie will debut next month with an all star cast. Weasel-faced Sean Penn stars as the unlovable Gilligan. Ozzy Osb...
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Funny story: Manchester United All Set To Kick Ass

Manchester United All Set To Kick Ass

Manchester United have had enough. And that's official. Following complaints that the Premiership was turning into a one horse race, United capitulated to an embarrassing, soul destroying defeat against the scouse hun, and a defeat away to a bunch of...
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Funny story: Idiots praise Hitler's 'new order' philosophy at G20

Idiots praise Hitler's 'new order' philosophy at G20

President Barack 'Token' Obama and British Prime Minister Gordon 'Lizard' Brown today made a little mistake, and praised the Nazi idea of creating a new order, only a worldwide one, hardly in keeping with their leftish credentials. 'Ein Reich, ein...
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Funny story: Jade's Last Ride

Jade's Last Ride

Although it hasn't happened yet, keen as ever to be first in on the story, a spoof.com reporting team consulted with some psychics and mumbo-jumbo spinners, and a witch doctor from the Congo as to how Jade Goody's funeral will proceed today. "It w...
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Funny story: Iowa Legalizes Gay Marriages...Iowa?!

Iowa Legalizes Gay Marriages...Iowa?!

DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa, reeling from the crumbling national economy has hit on an amazingly fantastic idea that will surely bring in tens of thousands of visitors including probably about 9,000 just from the San Francisco area alone.
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Funny story: North Korea to Launch Kimchee Powered Missile

North Korea to Launch Kimchee Powered Missile

Anyone who has every eaten even a moderate portion of cabbage can understand the physics of the North Korean missile technology. Methane gas produced by even semi digested spiced cabbage in the fermented form the Koreans call Kimchee has been known t...
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Funny story: Puerto Rico Denies Madonna Adoption Rights to ARod

Puerto Rico Denies Madonna Adoption Rights to ARod

Just when the Material girl thought she had acquired her latest foreign adoption, the trade deal fell through. US Commonwealth Puerto Rico has denied the Dance Like an Egyptian Queen her adoption of Alex Rodriguez. Rumours were flying about the froun...
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Funny story: Obama - DC United Welcome Ferguson And McGregor

Obama - DC United Welcome Ferguson And McGregor

Barry Ferguson and Allan McGregor have been invited to play the rest of their football careers for DC United at the exclusive invitation of Barack Obama. DC and Obama handed out the invitation after the pair were banned by Scottish soccer Gers bos...
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Funny story: Baltimore Allows Plastic Bags, Bans Garbage

Baltimore Allows Plastic Bags, Bans Garbage

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council, by a vote of 13 to 1, today banned ugly looking garbage in the city. Severe fines will be levied on those residents who leave unsightly garbage strewn around their property. However, the council allowed plast...
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