Funny story: Obama Outs Himself

Obama Outs Himself

In a surprise move, President Obama publicly announced that he is a liberal. Apparently, he had known for a long time about his true political orientation but chose to hide it from everyone including his own family. "Yes, I am a liberal," said O...
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Funny story: Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Medical Researchers at Johns Hopkins University, in conjunction with the Mayo Clinic, have discovered the source of Swine Flu. The outbreak did not originate in Mexico as was previously thought. In fact, the disease begin in Hollywood. The outbr...
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Funny story: Fifth Indiana Jones Sequel to be Made

Fifth Indiana Jones Sequel to be Made

A fifth Indiana Jones movie is in pre-production in Hollywood. The movie will return the major players from Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull (including Harrison Ford, Shia LeBeouf, and Karen Allen). This movie will be shot principally in Washing...
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Funny story: Motel's Complimentary Hot Breakfast Fails to Satisfy

Motel's Complimentary Hot Breakfast Fails to Satisfy

Former guests of the Budget Inn and Travel Center of Wichita, Kansas are suing the hotel for failing to follow through on their advertisement of a "Complimentary Hot Breakfast" for their guests. "It was the main reason that we decided to stay there...
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Funny story: Scientists Halt Tropical Depression With Prozac

Scientists Halt Tropical Depression With Prozac

Meteorologists, working in conjunction with pharmacologists, have stopped a tropical depression in the Atlantic Ocean before it could develop into a full blown hurricane. As a general rule, a tropical depression develops into a tropical storm, and t...
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Funny story: Swine flu source traced to Area 51 bio weapons lab

Swine flu source traced to Area 51 bio weapons lab

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists are believed to be behind the manufacture of the H1N1 porcine norovirus in a crude attempt to curb illegal Mexican immigrants sponging off the US taxpayer. The Roswell bio weapon ex...
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Funny story: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories Debunked

9/11 Conspiracy Theories Debunked

An eccentric British University Lecturer today denounced the conspiracy theories surrounding the 9/11 atrocities in New York City as: "Absolute bunkum." Conspiracists have claimed that the twin towers were rigged with explosives, that the plane...
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Funny story: Secret tape of Susan Boyle singing "Oooh Bodyfurm" in the eighties revealed

Secret tape of Susan Boyle singing "Oooh Bodyfurm" in the eighties revealed

Producers at BGT are shamed-faced today, as tin-eared deranged, viewers of the programme have identified Susan Boyle as the voice behind the must have product of the eighties-'Bodyfurm Ladies thing-a-me-bobs.' The advert was a breakthrough; as be...
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Funny story: Swine flu - WHO speaks!

Swine flu - WHO speaks!

The World Health Organisation today issued advice to those worried about the swine flu pandemic. A spokesman said "Run. Run very fast. Run away, Just f***ing run." Emphasising the need not to panic, he added, "If you can't run, hide. This is retri...
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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker betting scandal

Sarah Jessica Parker betting scandal

Bookmakers have stopped taking bets on the winner of the 2014 Grand National when it was announced that Sarah Jessica Parker was expecting twins. High Street bookmakers Bill Hill said "It is inevitable that one of the Parker offspring will win the...
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Funny story: Nostrodamus Predicted Swine Flew - It Is Armaggedon

Nostrodamus Predicted Swine Flew - It Is Armaggedon

Nostradamus, who gets things right in retrospect, predicted the current level 5 pandemic of Swine Flu - and indeed this is it - Armageddon. Hooray. Morose singer Morrisey is ecstatic that the world is ending as am I - as I have criminal case hang...
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Funny story: Jade Swine Flu Claims Denied

Jade Swine Flu Claims Denied

Max Cash rushed to deny claims that scientists have approached him for 'permission' to exhume Jade's body, and that no-one, has suggested that swine flu was the real cause of Jade's sad death. He added that everytime one of his world mega stars d...
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Funny story: Swine flu - Mexican victim is 'taco-cardic'

Swine flu - Mexican victim is 'taco-cardic'

A spokesman for a hospital in Mexico City has confirmed that a patient admitted with suspected swine flu has become tacocardic. The change in the patient's condition has worried officials, who previously believed that they could prevent the media...
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Funny story: Lawsuit Mayhem

Lawsuit Mayhem

The IFPI have gone lawsuit crazy after winning its case against The Pirate Bay. They are suing over 2000 Internet sites that end with "bay.com" or "bay.org" their PR spokesman, Serena Sutton-Smith, said. When asked why auction powerhouse eBay was...
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Funny story: Why is Mumbai terrorist asking for Pakistani Urdu newspaper - is he looking for secret ISI coded instructions?

Why is Mumbai terrorist asking for Pakistani Urdu newspaper - is he looking for secret ISI coded instructions?

MUMBAI, INDIA: The lawyer for Mumbai terrorist Kasab says his client is going crazy in solitary confinement and wants to take strolls outside his cell. He has submitted a list of requests from the last surviving Pakistani terrorist which includ...
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Funny story: Swan Flu Hits Zoo

Swan Flu Hits Zoo

SAN DIEGO, California - Zoo officials have just announced that when zoo workers were feeding the zoo's swan population this morning they happened to notice that a lot of the swans were acting strange. It seems that the swans were sitting in the c...
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Funny story: Spoofer Spoofs Spoofers, But in a Spiffy Way

Spoofer Spoofs Spoofers, But in a Spiffy Way

After more than a year as a top paid writer for TheSpoof.com, and logging more than 100 stories in that same time frame, P.M. Wortham now claims that all news articles were in fact filled with false claims, exaggerations and outright lies. Arres...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Jokes Fly At NYC Mayor's Speech On Subject

Swine Flu Jokes Fly At NYC Mayor's Speech On Subject

Mayor Bloomberg's news conference on the flu Tuesday was interrupted by several sneezes and coughs - including one big coughing spell and grunting he faked. The mayor was counseling against too much handshaking, even as he downplayed the threat.
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Funny story: Gordon Brown loses "Blast Gurkhas into Space" vote

Gordon Brown loses "Blast Gurkhas into Space" vote

Gordon Brown's authority in the House of Commons is hanging by a thread today following the defeat of his proposal to blast Ghurkha war veterans into space. The highly controversial plan saw Nick Clegg and David Cameron join forces in order to def...
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Funny story: Ye Omen of the Guard predict right royal May Day disaster

Ye Omen of the Guard predict right royal May Day disaster

Westmonster Abbey, London - (Mayday! Mayday! Ass Mess): The Queen's Body Guard of Ye Omen of the Guard warned cold war monrachy hoaxer Queen Elizabeth II today that she's got a fat chance of surviving beyond this Friday's sacred wiccan May Day festiv...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Source Uncovered

Swine Flu Source Uncovered

The world was stunned today when it was revealed that the outbreak of swine flu could be traced back to a single source. Kermit The Frog. The world famous TV presenter, actor, singer and global green icon was found to have first contracted the new...
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Funny story: After tattoo, OctoMom installs ceiling mirror over her bed

After tattoo, OctoMom installs ceiling mirror over her bed

Los Angeles, California - OctoMom just had a ceiling mirror installed over her bed so she watch herself breastfeed her babies. "It's the only way I keep an eye on all my babies, all at the same time while I'm breastfeeding them," said OctoMom, while...
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Funny story: Guatemala To Invade Mexico

Guatemala To Invade Mexico

GUATEMALA CITY - The president of Guatemala Jose Juan Jose "Timmy" De Los Platanos has just issued a world-wide statement that his country plans to invade Mexico next Tuesday. De Los Platanos said that he is tired of the wind blowing the swine flu...
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Funny story: Perle's B4 Swine...

Perle's B4 Swine...

Washington AC/DC - (TheoCon Ass Mess): GOP Prince of Darkness Richard Perle and his firstborn bastard son the Papal PA Monsignor Georg Gangswine are the main suspects behind a worldwide WHO Swine Fever cover-up it has emerged. Gangswine was DNA te...
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Funny story: Two British Pigs Kill Two Mexican Pigs

Two British Pigs Kill Two Mexican Pigs

Two armed British pigs have shot dead two suspected terrorist Mexican pigs at Heathrow Airport. The two armed pigs shot the two suspected terrorist Mexican pigs after CCTC showed they were about to let loose a biological weapon, namely Mexican Swi...
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Funny story: Obama throws 100 days in office Kool-Aid party for remaining non-defecting Republicans

Obama throws 100 days in office Kool-Aid party for remaining non-defecting Republicans

Washington, D.C. - President Barack Obama celebrated his one hundred days in office today by throwing a Kool-Aid party in the White House Rose garden for the remaining non-defecting members of the Republican Party. Meanwhile, recent democratic co...
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Funny story: One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Nurse Hatchet looked up as Nothin' Newsworthy arrived at her cubicle for his medications. 'Two BBC sedatives, three Fox anti-intelligants, one Murdoch braincell-blocker', she read from her list, handing Nothin' his daily prescription. He pretended to swallow them, then went away to read a new book he had borrowed from the library. '1984' by George Orwell was all about government propaganda and...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Shows Off Russian Girlfriend Olga at "Wolverine" Premiere

Mel Gibson Shows Off Russian Girlfriend Olga at "Wolverine" Premiere

More than two weeks after his wife filed for divorce, a smiling Mel Gibson made a rare public appearance with his girlfriend Tuesday night at the L.A. industry screening of X-Men Origin: Wolverine. The star of Mad Max many years ago & who's e...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent- Hollie Steel is a '12' year old lady says bitter man on internet!

Britain's Got Talent- Hollie Steel is a '12' year old lady says bitter man on internet!

A bitter man on Ewe-tube, who owns a cat bearing a striking resemblance to "Pebbles-Cat', has made a startling claim that Hollie Steel is not a ten year old girl. No, she is possibly TWELVE and could even be older than Susan Boyle, but not quite as...
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Funny story: Latest fashion for tin-foil hat wearers

Latest fashion for tin-foil hat wearers

A study has recently been conducted by a bunch of clever folk who discovered that love vibrations are much more subtle than hate vibrations. So the students came up with a creation that would restrict the entrance and exit of hate vibrations, but...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Sick Cocker Spaniel Puppy, Sadie Had Swine Flu!

Oprah Winfrey's Sick Cocker Spaniel Puppy, Sadie Had Swine Flu!

The pup that had been hospitalized and finally quarantined for more than a week fighting off the potentially life-threatening disease of Swine Flu, which apparently recently killed Winfrey's other new puppy Ivan, who was Sadie's littermate. "We di...
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Funny story: South Koreans clone "glowing in the dark" Beagle dogs to save the world!

South Koreans clone "glowing in the dark" Beagle dogs to save the world!

A highly sensitive research programme involving cloning Beagle doggies (instead of eating them!) was today divulged on BBC World and monitored by Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) Headquarters. A certain nutty Korean Professor named He...
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Funny story: Roller Blade Marathon Cheat Andre Exposed

Roller Blade Marathon Cheat Andre Exposed

Surprise London Marathon winner Peter Andre has been exposed as a cheat only days after claiming the men's crown. Many people raised eyebrows at the sight of the former one hit wonder crossing the line ahead of such marathon greats as Samuel Winj...
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Funny story: Mickey Rourke To Wrestle Hulk Hogan

Mickey Rourke To Wrestle Hulk Hogan

HOLLYWOOD - Mickey Rourke, 56, has signed on to wrestle Hulk Hogan, 55, in a wrestling match that is being billed as The Battle of The Old Stressed Out Dudes. The match will take place in Las Vegas, at the brand new "Buffalo Chips Arena." It will...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Breaks Seclusion, Seeing Bea Arthur At Night

Jennifer Lopez Breaks Seclusion, Seeing Bea Arthur At Night

Jennifer Lopez finally revealed to reporters why she has avoided everyone over the past several days. When speculation began about her having the Swine Flu, her manager insisted she make a statement. "No, I do not have the Swine Flu", stated J-Lo...
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Funny story: New flu outbreak: Wolverine virus hits town

New flu outbreak: Wolverine virus hits town

Medical experts are flabbergasted that a new strain of flu virus has suddenly appeared in London. Authorities have isolated a young Canadian man with long sideboards and equally bizarre fingernails who appears to suffer from what physicians are calli...
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Funny story: Draper's Libel Loss

Draper's Libel Loss

As recriminations continue over Number 10's e-mail smear campaign, with Tory MP Nadine Dorries launching a claim for defamation against Damian 'Spawn of the Devil' McBride, it emerges that his colleague Derek Draper has lost a libel action against ri...
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Funny story: Newcastle United Manager Alan Shearer sacked

Newcastle United Manager Alan Shearer sacked

In a move considered knee jerk even by Mike Ashley standards, Alan Shearer was sensationally sacked last night by the Newcastle chairman after just three games in charge. Shearer, tall, blonde, 41, from Newcastle was said to be "devastated" to be...
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Funny story: Young Man Swallows Own Face

Young Man Swallows Own Face

In a stunning turn of events, a young man from the University of Flonders in Nigeria swallowed his own face after an attempt to swallow his nose. "Mmff bgg hll bffg hnnf," commented Shinead "Skinhead" O'Doodle, the 20 year old who was credited wi...
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Funny story: Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"

Brad tells Angelina: "If you get knocked up one more time I'll slap you"

Lake Como, Italy - Brad Pitt has reportedly told live-in lover and mother of his six children Angelina Jolie not to get pregnant again. "I'm so tired of it" said Pitt "every time I turn around Angelina is pregnant. And if she isn't pregnant she...
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Funny story: Prince Philip Refuses Travel To America

Prince Philip Refuses Travel To America

Buckingham Palace [UPI] - HRH Prince Philip has announced that, forthwith, he refuses to travel to the United States. He has based this decision on the fact that, in past journeys, he has always had to bear the responsibility of talking to fat, b...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan dates Peppermint Patty - Marcie devastated!

Lindsay Lohan dates Peppermint Patty - Marcie devastated!

Lindsay Lohan, 22 has started dating Peanuts actress Peppermint Patty, much to the horror of her life long partner Marcie. Marcie, has been following the gravel-voiced, sandal-wearing Peppermint Patty around for years; calling her 'sir' and being...
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Funny story: US reports swine flu death; kills Porky Pig by mistake

US reports swine flu death; kills Porky Pig by mistake

Secret agents from the National Health Organization were reported to have shot and killed Porky Pig by mistake. The government denied the rumours that they killed the wrong swine to eradicate the flu circulating around Mexico. "We take special pr...
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Funny story: Octomum has 100th Child!

Octomum has 100th Child!

Octomom, the mother of 14 children, has just announced that she is now pregnant with 86 babies. They are due to be delivered in early July. Octomom had this to say "I am overjoyed to be expecting these babies and I can not wait for them to arrive...
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Funny story: Swine flu cure's smoking

Swine flu cure's smoking

Scientist have discovered that new flu virus none to us as swine flu is a cure for the effects of smoking. While sufferers of swine flu have complained of flu like symptoms such as a sore throat headache and diarrhoea, smokers who have contract...
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Funny story: Mexican Wines Flew!

Mexican Wines Flew!

Today marks a milestone in aviation history. A new type of airliner took to the air for the first time. This is no ordinary aeroplane, although it may look similar, the aircraft has a revolutionary new engine that is fuelled by red wine. Red wine...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Proven to Turn People Into Swines

Swine Flu Proven to Turn People Into Swines

Shortly after a new outbreak was discovered, leading scientists found out the true symptoms of the swine flu hybrid: coughing, sneezing, and possible metamorphosis. "It's strange consequences at the research labs," said one of the scientists at...
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Funny story: Sly Stallone to film next Rocky instalment - with a dark twist

Sly Stallone to film next Rocky instalment - with a dark twist

Sicily, Italy - Sylvester Stallone has announced he is about to start filming the next Rocky instalment, Rocky VI VI VI (Rocky 666). "This one will be a little different." Wrote Sly in a note to me, after I asked him to repeat himself 13 times, expla...
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Funny story: Posh admits sour facial expression is due to wind change

Posh admits sour facial expression is due to wind change

Los Angeles, CA - Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice has admitted in a candid interview with The Spoof that her sour facial expression is not a result of uncontrollable moodiness or snobbery as so many people believe, but is a result of a very great win...
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Funny story: London Suburb Elephant & Castle to change name due to ridicule

London Suburb Elephant & Castle to change name due to ridicule

London - the south-east London suburb of Elephant & Castle is to change its name by the end of this year. Residents of E&C are tired of being ridiculed and bullied for the nonsensical name of their suburb. They also believe the name is no l...
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Funny story: Celebrity announces she has swine flu

Celebrity announces she has swine flu

In breaking news a rising Scottish female celebrity of song, made famous by the TV show Britain's Got Talent, but who is definately not Susan Boyle, has announced she has contracted swine flu and wants every body to know about it. She intends to...
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Funny story: Female Obesity Promotes Early Death and Great Tits

Female Obesity Promotes Early Death and Great Tits

In the fattening awareness of the growing concern for weight gain in women, human body scientists have been serving up banquets of several new studies. Obesity and Diabetes; Obesity and your Blood Pressure; and Obesity and Rush Hour Subway Trains; ar...
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Funny story: Iowa Nude Country Corn Flakes Releases 1st Gay Couple Ad

Iowa Nude Country Corn Flakes Releases 1st Gay Couple Ad

Nude Country Corn Flakes has been advertising the unadorned and downright plain, call it nude, recipe for their nothing but Iowa corn flakes. The Mennonite farmer founders of the simple cereal never dreamt that their state's Supreme Court would grant...
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Funny story: 10 Telltale Signs That Your Mother's Dead

10 Telltale Signs That Your Mother's Dead

Mums eh? Always there to reassure and cook for you. Always there to offer shrewd and wise observations on your latest choice of partner. Aren't mum's great? That is of course until you notice a bizarre absence in new memories relating to her. Here follows a list of 10 telltale signs that should inform you that she has in fact died and that you didn't just invent her whilst caned off of y...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Re-Named 'Sunflower Syndrome"

Swine Flu Re-Named 'Sunflower Syndrome"

DATELINE:WASHINGTON - Homeland Insecurity Chief, Janet Napolitiano, was all smiles when she spoke to reporters outside the White House on Tuesday afternoon. Ms. Napolitiano was there to give a briefing on the latest news about swine flu. The horr...
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