Funny story: Obama On - "Show Capitalism The Red Card Campaign!"

Obama On - "Show Capitalism The Red Card Campaign!"

The great English union leader Arthur (The Scar) Gill once said: "Red or Blue, we all have pub talk under our skin. "Say what you like about politics, but religion and politics remain some of the few things around that can disunite people all over...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Won't Eat Until Samantha Takes Her Back

Lindsay Lohan Won't Eat Until Samantha Takes Her Back

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan, who until recently was one half of one of the most publicized couples in LaLaLand, has told her manager that she will not eat until her ex-"Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson takes her back. Lohan's manager Biff Orbenzender sa...
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Funny story: Manchester United awarded Premiership Title

Manchester United awarded Premiership Title

In a surprise move, the Football Association has taken the unprecedented move of awarding Manchester United the Premiership title even with a number of matches still to go in the football season. Following the United win against Portsmouth, the ne...
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Funny story: China buys Scotland in UK Debt Crisis

China buys Scotland in UK Debt Crisis

Following the announcement by Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling, that UK debt levels would need to see increased borrowing levels up to £170 Billion in 2010, Scotland has been sold to China. In a desperate attempt to raise funds, the en...
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Funny story: Ipswich announce Keane is number one target for manager

Ipswich announce Keane is number one target for manager

Championship football club Ipswich Town are rumoured to be targeting Keane as their next manager, following Jim Magilton leaving the club to "travel the world". The idea that 3 piece piano rock combo Keane are thought capable of managing a footbal...
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Funny story: UEFA Orders Enquiry After Liverpool and Arsenal Draw

UEFA Orders Enquiry After Liverpool and Arsenal Draw

European football governing body UEFA have ordered an enquiry into the recent 4 - 4 draw between Liverpool and Arsenal. It has emerged that two large bets were made during the half time interval predicting a 4 - 4 draw. Michel Platini the UEFA pr...
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Funny story: Roy Keane In Line For Ipswich Job

Roy Keane In Line For Ipswich Job

After Ipswich Town had sacked their Irish manager Jim Magilton earlier today, the future of ex-Sunderland boss, Roy Keane, began to look a little clearer tonight, when it emerged that the Irishman had travelled to the area for an interview. Keane...
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Funny story: Zuma wins South African X-Factor Contest

Zuma wins South African X-Factor Contest

Popular musician Jacob "The Bongo" Zuma has won the South African X Factor competition following a massive vote throughout the country yesterday. The level of turnout for the voting was significantly higher than expected, in part because of the qu...
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Funny story: Labour Budget declared "Madness" by Tories

Labour Budget declared "Madness" by Tories

Conservative leader David Cameron went on a rampage today, declaring the budget announced by Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair "Hold me" Darling as "Madness". The budget itself certainly had some surprises, with the UK borrowing levels reaching...
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Funny story: Darling introduces 'Scrappage' and causes chaos in India - Tata to go bust!

Darling introduces 'Scrappage' and causes chaos in India - Tata to go bust!

In today's budget, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling has introduced a scheme which is already popular in Germany and Spain called 'Scrappage'. The scheme will run until March 2010 - a one-year window, if you like. It is intended to bo...
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Funny story: St George's Day Massacre as Palace baby cloning factory raided

St George's Day Massacre as Palace baby cloning factory raided

London - (Apocalyptic Mess): Just as the St George's Day news broke that lardass northern wannabe Susan Boyle is the bloodchild of Queen Elizabeth II and the Omagh Bomber newly appointed UK anti-terror supremo John Yates stormed the Buckingham Palace...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Quits Singing Career After She Finds 'Church Job'

Susan Boyle Quits Singing Career After She Finds 'Church Job'

New Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, who stunned viewers and judges alike when she performed the beautiful I Dreamed A Dream on Britain's Got Talent recently, has said she is to give up her fledgling crooning career, after she was offered a j...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Moved To Orgasm By Susan Boyle Performance, Says Oprah

Ann Coulter Moved To Orgasm By Susan Boyle Performance, Says Oprah

NEW YORK, NY - Ann Coulter revealed to Oprah Winfrey today that, upon seeing Susan Boyle's performance, she had been "moved to orgasm." It was reportedly her first. Just before lunch time, producers of Oprah Winfrey's show received a call from so...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'Killing Me Softly' Demo worth £10 million pounds

Susan Boyle's 'Killing Me Softly' Demo worth £10 million pounds

Susan Boyle, 47 the greatest singing sensation of the Milky Way - since Trog the Martian Baritone graced our screens; is delighted that a demo tape she sent to Simon Dowell ten years ago alongside a large 'poster-sized' photo of her face, is now wor...
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Funny story: Republicans Polled: Top Presidential Picks Include Joe the Plumber and Bob the Builder

Republicans Polled: Top Presidential Picks Include Joe the Plumber and Bob the Builder

Washington D.C. - A just released national presidential preference poll of Republican voters has surprised politicians and pundits alike. The poll clearly demonstrates that conservative voters are unhappy with mainstream political candidates and are...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth ll Urged to Change Her Underwear

Queen Elizabeth ll Urged to Change Her Underwear

BUCKINGHAM PALACE -- Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is suffering from anus horibilis, according to a Palace source, and has been told by her personal physician that she has got to stop wearing a thong. Eddie Izzard gave a thong with Gunners on the...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Headed For Breakdown?

Lindsay Lohan Headed For Breakdown?

Old friends of Lindsay Lohan say the lady's headed for disaster as she seems to be living life on the edge but on the edge of Nowhere. "It's almost like a replay of the Britney thing", stated one sympathetic to her condition. "No one really knows...
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Funny story: Budget: "We are in the worst chancellor since world war two"

Budget: "We are in the worst chancellor since world war two"

The UK domestic budget described its concerns at the size of the chancellor casting a shadow over the economy. Public debt has risen to seventeen and a half thousand chancellors for every man woman and child in the UK. "This accumulation of e...
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Funny story: Amid A Storm, LeAnn Rimes Calmly Talks Of New Book, UFO's

Amid A Storm, LeAnn Rimes Calmly Talks Of New Book, UFO's

LeAnn Rimes' new book, "What I Cannot Change, I Consult Grertzzg" offers her take on the serenity prayer. And these days, she's practicing what she's been preaching. "Give me the sense of a Hijonk, the courage of a Silent Blotnik and the calmness...
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Funny story: Melissa Huckaby dated Robert Pattinson

Melissa Huckaby dated Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson shared a story with me, recalling that he once took an obsessed female fan out for dinner. However, the fan got bored of his personality and took him for an unforgettable spin. Robert was in Europe filming his soon-to-be-released...
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Funny story: Darling reveals 2009 Budget - England begins Evacuation!

Darling reveals 2009 Budget - England begins Evacuation!

As Chancellor Alistair Darling was commending his "Carbon Budget" to the House and busily trying to explain away the Giant tax increases on the horizon, opposition MP's pelted him with shoes whilst shouting "Go back to Scotland you Jock tosser". I...
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Funny story: Darling announces that Spoof stories are to be taxed

Darling announces that Spoof stories are to be taxed

In his annual budget speech, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alastair Darling has announced that spoof stories will now be subject to a 25% levy. In a desperate bid to kickstart the economy, the Minister has spotted an excellent source of revenue.
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Funny story: Obama sells US States

Obama sells US States

President Obama has left the world reaching for inhalers and shotguns as he reveals he has sold all but one US state to Iraq. The pre-recorded footage was shot while Obama was in the UK for the G20 conference. In a back room of 10 Downing Str...
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Funny story: Big Brother's Little President

Big Brother's Little President

New American reality TV programme 'Big Brother's Little President' ended today, and viewers had been gripped by the real-life drama. In the show, the five living US Presidents were put into a sealed house, and then each week viewers voted out whichev...
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Funny story: New 'In The Loop' Movie - Too Close for Comfort?

New 'In The Loop' Movie - Too Close for Comfort?

Armando Iannucci's new film In The Loop is being billed as Britain's best comedy for years and is getting five star reviews. However, the story is causing eyebrows to be raised as events it portrays all seem very familiar to anyone who knows about Br...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'Cry Me A River' CD now worth a fortune

Susan Boyle's 'Cry Me A River' CD now worth a fortune

Susan Boyle 47, is now officially bigger than the Beatles, Jesus and Elvis put together and has also sparked a crazed phenomenon of people on that internet shopping website flogging her 'Sounds of West Lothian' CD for 'BIG MONEY'. The CD origina...
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Funny story: Ancestor of T rex found in China

Ancestor of T rex found in China

Fossils found in China may give a clue to the origins of tyrannosaurus rex. Uncovered near the city of Xhichaigo, the fossils come from a new form of tyrannosaurus, dubbed the hzillarao qlintovirus. The remains are similar to the earlier finds of...
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Funny story: Grieving Coronation Street Character is Pregnant

Grieving Coronation Street Character is Pregnant

Jack Duckworth, who is still grieving the loss of his wife Vera since her death early last year, has announced he is expecting a child. He is refusing to name the father, but has confirmed that it is 'someone who lives close by'. It was all somet...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Jailed After Exposing Self, Leading Cops on Hayride Chase

Susan Boyle Jailed After Exposing Self, Leading Cops on Hayride Chase

WEST LOTHIAN, UK - Susan Boyle, the breakout YouTube sensation who stunned the world with her moving performance of "I Dreamed a Dream," has been arrested for public exposure and reckless driving following an incident in West Lothian yesterday aftern...
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Funny story: Obama says Bush aides may be tortured over torture

Obama says Bush aides may be tortured over torture

Senior members of the Bush administration who approved the use of waterboarding and other harsh interrogation measures could face torture themselves, Barack Obama said yesterday, in a surprise about-turn by the president. "For those who carried ou...
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Funny story: "It's just too peaceful" Claim Top Celebrity Journalists

"It's just too peaceful" Claim Top Celebrity Journalists

Geneva, Switzerland - the world's top celebrity journalists have reported that because of the lack of war, celebrity death or scandal, there is little to write about. Conspiracy theorists are also strangely quiet. [blank] [blank] [blank]...
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Funny story: Bernard Manning admits he's 'Susan Boil'

Bernard Manning admits he's 'Susan Boil'

Legendary non-politically correct stand-up comedian Bernard Manning today admitted that non-entity Susan Boil is in fact him in drag. 'Aye', he said, 'I thought you gits would've worked it out a bit sooner! It's so obviously me, I mean, looks exac...
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Funny story: Obama doll brought out

Obama doll brought out

Toy manufacturers Mathell today brought out its new Barack Obama doll. 'Have hours of fun with the Obama! Pull a string and hear it say 'Yes we can!' to any questions you ask it. Press a button and watch its skin change from black to white in a second, and then back again! Laugh as you make believe the plastic dummy is alive, and is a President that says and does things that matter!' Accesso...
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Funny story: Ricky Hatton In War Of Words And Letters With Manny Pacquiao

Ricky Hatton In War Of Words And Letters With Manny Pacquiao

Ricky Hatton has slammed his rival Manny Pacquiao ahead of their light-welterweight boxing super-fight in Las Vegas on 2 May, claiming that the Filipino has too many vowels in his name. Ricky Hatton has labelled Manny Pacquiao 'a grammatical night...
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Funny story: Nostradamus Predicted Bank Crash/Recession

Nostradamus Predicted Bank Crash/Recession

Bordeaux, France - Literary interpreters are extremely excited about the discovery of three new Nostradamus quatrains that predict the fall of the banks, the central London protestors and unemployment out of control, as set out below, with translatio...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi To Visit The White House

Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has just confirmed that "Britains Got Talent" participants Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi will be visiting The White House in a few weeks. The president said that the deal was worked out by the Secreta...
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Funny story: Meghan McCain Has The Biggest Ones In Politics

Meghan McCain Has The Biggest Ones In Politics

PHOENIX - John and Cindy McCain's little girl, Meghan McCain, 24, is quickly establishing herself as one of the strongest frontrunning future leaders of the Republican Party. The stunning blonde has recently shown time after time that she is not t...
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Funny story: Liverpool - Police hunt men

Liverpool - Police hunt men

Once again Liverpool is a city in mourning as all of Liverpool Football club's back four have gone missing. The players failed to turn up for the match against Chelsea last week but were expected to return to Anfield in last night's fixture with A...
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Funny story: Prisoners Threaten hunger and prison break strike over cricket on TV

Prisoners Threaten hunger and prison break strike over cricket on TV

CALCUTTA, India: Prisoners in Calcutta's main prison Eden Garden went on a long food-water strike in an effort to force authorities to allow them to watch cricket on TV. Nearly 50,000 of the jail's 100,000 prisoners skipped lunch and dinner Sunday,...
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Funny story: G20 protester - copper looked at me in a funny way

G20 protester - copper looked at me in a funny way

There was further embarrassment for the Metropolitan Police force today as another G20 protestor claimed to have been a victim of police abuse. Fanny Munher, who couldn't actually remember why she was protesting, said that a police constable clear...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking - WD40 saved my life

Stephen Hawking - WD40 saved my life

Stephen Hawking has been speaking today about how doctors at Addenbrookes Hospital in Cambridge managed to save his life by rushing to B&Q to buy WD40. Professor Hawking was admitted at the weekend suffering from what is thought to be a form o...
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Funny story: Rev Rick "Rabbit" Warren Has Gay Easter Bunny Revelation

Rev Rick "Rabbit" Warren Has Gay Easter Bunny Revelation

Before offering the opening prayer at Barack Obama's Inauguration, Rev Rick warren had worked tirelessly to deny gay couples the right to marry. As the Easter season has ushered in more states supporting gay marriage and Christian bigotry is being sh...
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Funny story: Fighting Catholic Irish U Alums Denounce Pro- Choice Obama: He's Not Divorced Like Reagan

Fighting Catholic Irish U Alums Denounce Pro- Choice Obama: He's Not Divorced Like Reagan

Traditional American Roman Catholics have been protesting the invitation of the President of the US of A to become the bellringer at Notre Dame Cathedral. Chairman of Life is Sacred for the First Few Hours( LSFFH ), Oliver Twisted explained why the...
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Funny story: Heterosexual Coupling Derailed in Gay Marriage Friendly States

Heterosexual Coupling Derailed in Gay Marriage Friendly States

Scientists, doctors, psychologists and marriage counselors in states that have legalized gay marriage are reporting the sudden breakdown of straight unions. Harvey Babebanger of Iowa told jizum, an online dating service for faithful husbands that...
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Funny story: Obama cedes Lincoln Bedroom to Cuba: Castro Declares Free Esmoking Zone

Obama cedes Lincoln Bedroom to Cuba: Castro Declares Free Esmoking Zone

Barack Obama has bowed in Saudi, genuflected at the Vatican and bent over for Venezuela's Chavez. He's even learned to pronounce Ahmadinehjad in his efforts to erase the Bush- Cheney nightmare. None of these steps can compare to the granting of an ac...
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Funny story: Madonna Adopts Susan Boyle

Madonna Adopts Susan Boyle

Madonna flew back from Malawi where she has abandoned the idea of adopting children due to the legal red tape. "I got my idea from the Magic Chrisitan movie, where Peter Sellers adopts Ringo Starr". In a conversation with her press agent the supe...
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Funny story: US to Ban Driving in Right Hand Lanes

US to Ban Driving in Right Hand Lanes

Washington, D.C.-American motorists awoke this morning to a new reality. Overnight, barricades have begun appearing on highways and byways across the nation, eliminating all right, Far right and even right hand shoulder lanes. The Department of Trans...
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Funny story: US pageant judge/blogger, Perez Hilton, finds people named Jesus offensive

US pageant judge/blogger, Perez Hilton, finds people named Jesus offensive

Hollywood, California - In an interview on the "Today" TV show infamous celebrity gossip blogger/political activist/expert beauty queen judge, Perez Hilton, said people named Jesus offend him. Speaking on behalf of Jews, Muslims and Atheists ever...
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Funny story: Mia Farrow To Start Fast

Mia Farrow To Start Fast

Actress Mia Farrow, a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador, announced on Tuesday that she will begin a hunger strike next week to show that her former significant other, Woody Allen, should be stoned to death near his apartment on the grounds of Central Park.
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