Funny story: On ABC News, Rosenblat Still Insists His Fake Story Of WWII Is True

On ABC News, Rosenblat Still Insists His Fake Story Of WWII Is True

With his usual limp, Herman Rosenblat, whose best-selling "memoir" of his Holocaust love affair with his wife was yanked off the market by the publisher when parts were proven false, insisted to ABC News again yesterday that he never lied. Of his...
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Funny story: Nation Mourns As Frood Dude Dies

Nation Mourns As Frood Dude Dies

The nation mourned today as Sir Clement Frood, the Frood Dude, passed away. Clax Mifford, the celebrity publicist, said "He was on the edge of the precipice and now he is no more." Frood has inspired many people. Stephen Fryup, the 'popular' comed...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Does Mud!

Amy Winehouse Does Mud!

We knew it had to happen, and it finally did. Amy Winehouse has turned to mud. She was spotted Tuesday at a Cotton Bay Village spa in Saint Lucia, wallowing in the mud like a pig in a Waller. She was naked, and onlookers were required to sign a w...
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Funny story: Tell Em You Know Nowt, Barrister Advises Client

Tell Em You Know Nowt, Barrister Advises Client

A client facing serious charges was this morning advised by a prominent barrister to "say nowt" in court. The accused's brother told me: "What's that all about? We're paying this bloke six grand a day to represent our kid in court on charges of 's...
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Funny story: Yankees quit new Stadium with 100% Losing Record

Yankees quit new Stadium with 100% Losing Record

New York Yankees fans were shocked today when the club announced that it has decided to play no more games in the "clearly cursed" new Yankee stadium. Following the loss of the first ever game played in the stadium to the Cleveland Indians, a spok...
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Funny story: Obama - "Toy Dolls Launch is White Voodoo Threat!"

Obama - "Toy Dolls Launch is White Voodoo Threat!"

Following the retail launch of the mini Barack and Michelle dolls millions of white Neo Pagan groups have been snapping up the toys to perform voodoo spells to unbalance the lives of the Obamas. In a joint statement, from an undisclosed source, vi...
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Funny story: Marco Pierre White To Have Bandana Surgically Removed

Marco Pierre White To Have Bandana Surgically Removed

Just in. (They actually woke me up from a lovely nap.) - Celebrity TV chef Marco Pierre White, who despite his exotic sounding name was actually brought up on a dead rough council estate in Leeds is to have his trademark bandana surgically removed on...
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Funny story: Mark Hughes Resigns from Manchester City FC

Mark Hughes Resigns from Manchester City FC

In what can only be described as inevitable, Manchester City manager Mark Hughes resigned following his team's performance in the UEFA cup quarter final against Hamburg. In a clearly depressed and dejected mood, Hughes said "when I took this job,...
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Funny story: Waterboarding memos ordered torture of top witness against Bush

Waterboarding memos ordered torture of top witness against Bush

Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater (G)rafting Mess): Newly released documents by the Obama Administration show that George W Bush personally ordered the torture of a top NATO military intelligence executive who'd escaped a drive-by shooting attempt commi...
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Funny story: Octomom Reveals Plan to Support Kids

Octomom Reveals Plan to Support Kids

A source close to Octomom revealed her plans to support her eight children: a reality TV series! "That was the plan all along, she just didn't want to tell anyone, especially the sperm donor. Octomom is obsessed with Angelina Jolie and wants to pr...
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Funny story: North Korea change National Anthem to Muppets Hit

North Korea change National Anthem to Muppets Hit

In an attempt to present a more friendly and accessible front to the cruel and vindictive regime of North Korea, it has been announced that the nation will change its national anthem. Beginning from June 1st, the nation will use the classic Muppe...
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Funny story: US to convert currency from Dollar to Obamar

US to convert currency from Dollar to Obamar

In a nod to the extremely popular President Obama, the US Treasury department has announced today that it will begin phasing out the Dollar from circulation as the main currency beginning October 2009. To replace the dollar, a new currency "Obamar...
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Funny story: CPS mole says Tory mobster Green is innocent, OK?

CPS mole says Tory mobster Green is innocent, OK?

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The KGB's London station chief in charge of Al Qaeda terror recruitment as well as running the UK Crown Prosecution Service has ruled that feckless Tory front bench tosser Damian 'The Omen' Green is innocent, OK? Green...
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Funny story: North Korea to host 2016 Olympics

North Korea to host 2016 Olympics

As what is being seen as a desperate attempt to build a positive and worthwhile relationship with Kim-Jong Il and the North Korean leadership, the International Olympic Committee broke a number of traditions and protocols today, by announcing that th...
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Funny story: John Madden retires, will follow lifelong "Inventor" dream

John Madden retires, will follow lifelong "Inventor" dream

The legendary John Madden, football commentator and computer game mogul, announced his retirement from the sporting world today. Madden, aged 73, became famous following a national campaign to find a future Sports Announcer with the name "John Mad...
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Funny story: Scottish Spinster Wows The World

Scottish Spinster Wows The World

A Scottish spinster has amazed the world with her singing. Gordona Broon, who lives with her cat Mandy, has wowed the world with her singing voice. Already YourTube has received millions of views. Broon wrote the songs herself. "I'd Like To Teach...
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Funny story: Mini Gordon Brown To Be A Big Hit In Shops

Mini Gordon Brown To Be A Big Hit In Shops

The Gordon Brown Inaction Man figure is expected to prove hugely popular. If any shops still remain open and anybody actually has any money then the figures will be a big hit. If you pull the string the doll says hilarious things like "I'd love s...
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Funny story: New Poll Gives Labour Shock Lead

New Poll Gives Labour Shock Lead

In a recent poll carried out in my house, Labour showed a shock 100% lead over the Conseravtive party. In a secret poll amongst 100% of the voting age population in my house, both the voters suggested they would be voting Labour in any up coming e...
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Funny story: David Cameron Milking It Revelation

David Cameron Milking It Revelation

It has been revealed today that Tory leader David Cameron was overjoyed when the 'emailgate' story broke to the press. In a candid interview with our political reporter Ben Downing-Street David Cameron said "I am so glad all this has happened. Gor...
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Funny story: Bradford and Glasgow dead fans not commemorated year after year

Bradford and Glasgow dead fans not commemorated year after year

Today, the anniversary of the fire that led to the death of 56 Bradford City and Lincoln fans, and the anniversary of the Ibrox Disaster, when 66 Rangers fans died in Glasgow, wasn't commemorated, and no-one tried to blame anyone for what were simply...
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Funny story: Citibank release "ambiguous" Q1 earnings

Citibank release "ambiguous" Q1 earnings

Suprise hit the banking community today as Citibank released their 2009 Q1 earnings summary. Widely hailed by banking experts as being a likely barometer as to whether the economy is recovering, it appears the focus and widespread scrutiny of the...
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Funny story: Bernie Madoff's Wife Has Her Own Form Of Punishment.

Bernie Madoff's Wife Has Her Own Form Of Punishment.

As a part of Bernie 'I'm Special' Madoff's wifes use of their condo, these adjustments to her normal life were requested by those who had been ripped off by the wheeler-dealer. They were presented to her by Bernies judge, along with a death threat from those he screwed if she didn't comply. A - She can only shower with water on coldest setting. Must use Pine-Sol for shampooing. B - Can only...
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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats Desperate For New Recruits.

Republicans and Democrats Desperate For New Recruits.

Republican and Democrats are actively recruiting fresh meat for their parties. Both need to beef up their numbers and make sure that no one sneaks off to join third parties. But it is not a cake walk to get into their ranks. They have certain standards that must be met. Republican grunts must be able to present a good front, pretending to have a strong interest in the common good, and then...
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Funny story: Rise of Pakistan: Foreign Hand

Rise of Pakistan: Foreign Hand

Everything that is happening in Pakistan can be traced to some foreign countries (most prominently India, Britain and US). Here are some of the most historic event which can be related to foreign hand. The birth of Pakistan as Nation: Pakistan was created with due help of Nehru and Gandhi with the help of British ruler. Pakistan blame India and Britain for creation of Pakistan. Issue of Kash...
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Funny story: John Madden Calls It Quits!

John Madden Calls It Quits!

John Madden, the burly former Oakland Raiders coach who has been one of pro football's most popular broadcast analysts for three decades, is calling it quits. "I'm calling it quits", stated Madden Wednesday. Madden worked for the past three sea...
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Funny story: Italian TV Accused Of Showing Too Much Tittillation

Italian TV Accused Of Showing Too Much Tittillation

London, England - British TV bosses today accused their Italian counterparts of paying too much attention to suntanned babes with long legs and stunning cleavage in crap gameshows, and thus eating into the UK advertising market. "That's bollocks i...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent contestants are actually headed for death camp

Britain's Got Talent contestants are actually headed for death camp

I have exclusively heard reports that contestants from the audition show "Britain's Got Talent" are literally in the test of their lives - as those who fail to reach the finals are being sent to death camps! "Britain's Got Talent" is a seemingly i...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson divorce settlement declared bank robbery

Mel Gibson divorce settlement declared bank robbery

Mel Gibson may soon end up as the Hollywood actor with the biggest hole in his pocket. Critics declare his divorce settlement a form of legal bank robbery. Robyn Gibson who has been labeled Gold Fingers, 53, is legally entitled in their divorce to...
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Funny story: African Pirates to face The A-Team, Airwolf & Knight Rider

African Pirates to face The A-Team, Airwolf & Knight Rider

In a surprise announcement today, government minister for drug awareness, Lord Grasp-Straw(35ΒΌ) publicly voiced his support for a potential plan to counter the threat of African piracy by utilising the characters and hardware from the various 80's gi...
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Funny story: Idiot Stands On Wrong End At Bayern Munich

Idiot Stands On Wrong End At Bayern Munich

Renowned idiot Skoob1999 has finally come clean over an incident which he allegedly provoked in the Olypiastadion, Munich in 1985. "I went in the wrong end," the idiot told us. "When Bayern scored I cheered. I was surrounded by Hamburg fans who st...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Star Heading for International Fame

Britain's Got Talent Star Heading for International Fame

Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle could be heading for international success after featuring on top US TV shows and receiving an invitation to appear with Oprah Winfrey. Susan appeared on Good Morning America and was interviewed by Diane...
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Funny story: Brit Spoof Writer Nearly Machine Gunned By Cops At Heathrow Airport

Brit Spoof Writer Nearly Machine Gunned By Cops At Heathrow Airport

London, England - The Metropolitan Police today, in attempt to divert attention from the fact that one of their number twatted a woman with a baton during the G20 fiasco, today chose to announce that they had almost arrested a TheSpoof.com writer on...
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Funny story: Jack Tweedy To Marry Aspartame Boy In Civil Ceremony

Jack Tweedy To Marry Aspartame Boy In Civil Ceremony

London, England, somewhere near a gasometer - Rumours arising here that Jack Tweedy, former husband of reality TV show star and noted karaoke performer Jadey B Good is set to marry TheSpoof.com writer Aspartame Boy in a civil ceremony. "Neither of...
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Funny story: Cowell cowers in fear of Scotswoman

Cowell cowers in fear of Scotswoman

Following the appearance of hideously ugly Scots woman Beth Nobody on Britain's Got Talent, Judge Simon Cowell has sought a restraining order from the courts following reports that the unusually ambitious woman has started stalking him. Cowell be...
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Funny story: Sensational self cloning Queen ants threat to all male species!

Sensational self cloning Queen ants threat to all male species!

A sensational, scientific revelation was issued after intensive studies revealed that Queen ants are now able to reclone themselves and will threaten the future existence of ALL male species. This horrific peace of anti - male news was revealed by t...
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Funny story: Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?

Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?

London today, about five minutes after closing time - I have exclusively learned that Hollywood heart throb Zac Efron has been lined up to appear in pornographic spectacular The Pirates Of Zac's Pants. I was getting a much needed breath of fresh a...
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Funny story: Labourlist Reveal New Editor

Labourlist Reveal New Editor

Following the Labour Party's distancing of themselves from Derek Draper in the wake of the 'Smeargate' scandal, left-wing blog LabourList has announced that it is to take on a new editor. In a shock development, the site's backers announced this m...
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Funny story: Emerald Ash Borers Loose in Central Park

Emerald Ash Borers Loose in Central Park

Local New York officials apparently misinterpreting a threat warning from two Midwestern state governments,had beefed up police security around Manhattan but more specifically, Central Park. Police were instructed to be on the "look out" for susp...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Fight For UK Recognition

Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Fight For UK Recognition

London. Just after breakfast time. - US teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song today walked the streets of London town in a bid to gain recognition in the UK. The pair buried the hatchet in an attempt to crack the UK market, and hung around T...
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Funny story: 1st Dog, Bo Wo Wo Obama, to be new special envoy to Dogistahn

1st Dog, Bo Wo Wo Obama, to be new special envoy to Dogistahn

Washington DC - Bo Wo Wo Obama cocked his leg on the podium in joy when it was announced that he is to take this key role in negotiations with Taliban tribal leaders in the remote mountain province of Dogistahn. "Too many people have been barking...
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Funny story: Internet Porn Queen Has Uneventful Day

Internet Porn Queen Has Uneventful Day

Internet porn Queen, Alice Slack, 28, of Basildon, reportedly had a really uneventful day today. Slack, the star of internet porn classics such as Shaving Ryan's Bits, The Testicle Chronicles, and The Spies Who Shagged Me told us: "I just got u...
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Funny story: Boy George To Get His Own Prison Reality Show

Boy George To Get His Own Prison Reality Show

LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George has just signed a contract with the BBC to star in his own reality show. The show will deal with Boy George's daily goings-on while he is incarcerated at London's Petula Clark Prison For Blokes. Produ...
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Funny story: France Surrenders to Pirates

France Surrenders to Pirates

Paris, France - Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France, made a speech in which he declared that his government surrenders unconditionally to Somali pirates. "You may take our women. My wife, for example. You may definitely take her. Our baguette...
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Funny story: Texan Secedes from Union

Texan Secedes from Union

Dallas, TX - A man in Lubbock has done what others in his state have only dreamt of doing--seceding from the United States of America. While others were protesting in the streets outside Lubbock's one-room courthouse/post office/7-11, Leroy Jenkem w...
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Funny story: Alistair Darling and Mervyn King to appear on the Dragons' Den

Alistair Darling and Mervyn King to appear on the Dragons' Den

The UK government and Bank of England have taken the extraordinary measure of appearing on popular BBC television show "Dragons' Den" to ask for a 30 billion pound investment in the United Kingdom. A leaked video of the Chancellor and governor of...
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Funny story: Damian Green MP Re-Arrested

Damian Green MP Re-Arrested

Shadow Immigration Secretary Damian Green has been re-arrested this morning, according to sources within the Metropolitan Police. The MP, who was formally cleared by the CPS today following the November raids on his home and Parliamentary office,...
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Funny story: Julia Roberts Not Famous Anymore

Julia Roberts Not Famous Anymore

Julia Roberts has been stricken from the Fame List, after officially not appearing in any movie, TV show, or giving an interview for 17 months and 13 days. The official fame cut off point is 17 months and 3 days. After a trial that lasted eight d...
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Funny story: Mad Anglo Involved In Paris Protest March

Mad Anglo Involved In Paris Protest March

Following the French blockade of channel ports in protest over something or other, reports are coming to light that an English based writer for a popular spoof website which can't be named here for legal reasons, joined in a protest march in Paris so...
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Funny story: Russell Brand shot after being mistaken for gorilla in Congo

Russell Brand shot after being mistaken for gorilla in Congo

Controversial funnyman Russell Brand is recovering in hospital in Kenya today after being shot in the arm by a poacher yesterday. Brand has been in Congo, central Africa for the past three weeks filming his new movie Gilbert Goes to Gambia. In th...
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Funny story: Budget betting scandal

Budget betting scandal

The story of a bizarre betting scandal around next Wednesday's Budget speech is emerging this morning. Bookmakers are reporting 'unusual betting trends' after several thousand pounds has been wagered on Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling sa...
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Funny story: When the Dusk Fell, Part 6

When the Dusk Fell, Part 6

Everything went fine, except for one little thing: it would have been much better if they were riding a two-hump camel. Yusel placed his cheek on Zule's bare shoulder. Later he found himself grabbing Zule's both breasts and squeezing them hard and kissing her back. It was a ride to eternity. It happens only once in one's lifetime. It is worth anything. Yusef was enjoying it beyond all bounds.
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Got Talent scouts, directors, judges and producers were shocked two times by middle aged performer Susan Boyle. The first time the smug judges and judgemental audience seemed to automatically dismiss the frumpy English old maid poised to perform...
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Funny story: "Wiferape", the Afghani Reality Show Sponsored by NATO

"Wiferape", the Afghani Reality Show Sponsored by NATO

The North Atlantic Treaty Organization has very generously gotten involved in rescuing an Asian money pit, the nation formerly known as Afghanistan. Equipped with currencies from all over the world and more than willing to invest even the life blood...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...
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Funny story: Obama Only Allowed to Smoke in Cuba

Obama Only Allowed to Smoke in Cuba

Inveterate smoker President Barack Obama has been badly hounded by the four beloved ladies in his life about his filthy carcinogenic habit of tobacco abuse. No Smoking signs have appeared throughout the White House, in the Rose garden and even on...
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Funny story: Republicants Announce Tax Protest: BallSack 2009

Republicants Announce Tax Protest: BallSack 2009

BallSack 2009 is the name chosen for the Republicant's protest against the Obama plan to raise taxes on the entire membership of their failing party. The Democratic plan to raise income taxes on the richest 1% of Americans to levels lower than in...
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Funny story: Nick Jonas Admits to Masturbating

Nick Jonas Admits to Masturbating

Despite wearing a Christian "purity ring" at all times, Jonas Brothers lead guitarist Nick Jonas unabashedly admitted to the news media that he enjoys masturbating as much as most young men. "I've been masturbating since I was 12. I see nothing w...
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Funny story: Obama's New Pastor throws a Wild Pitch from the Bullpen Bully Pulpit, hitting the NY Yankees' faithful right in the pews

Obama's New Pastor throws a Wild Pitch from the Bullpen Bully Pulpit, hitting the NY Yankees' faithful right in the pews

Washington, D.C. - After attending Sunday Easter Service, where the president's new pastor stood at the bully pulpit delivering the Summon on the Mount more like a pitcher fresh from the bullpen still warming up on the pitcher's mound, throwing a wil...
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Funny story: Derren Brown Makes Woman Invisible

Derren Brown Makes Woman Invisible

Mind-Lord Derren Brown is in trouble tonight after one of his stunts went terribly, terribly wrong. Brown made a volunteer from his audience seemingly completely invisible but soon admitted he had no idea how to make her visible again. "Technical...
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Funny story: Phil Spector: "A Spectre Did It"

Phil Spector: "A Spectre Did It"

Phil Spector, arms dealing music pariah, was found guilty of murder today after a lengthy court-case. During the trial, Spector's lawyers argued that his original confession was actually a witness statement. When Phil said to the police 'The spec...
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