Funny story: White House to Sell Bo's "Accidents" to Pay For Bail Out

White House to Sell Bo's "Accidents" to Pay For Bail Out

President Barack Obama has announced that First Dog Bo's feces will be auctioned off on E-Bay to help pay for the Bail Out plans. The piles, to be called Little Bo Poop, will be mounted on boards and sold to the hightest bidders. The announcement...
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Funny story: Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed

Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed

DATELINE:VATICAN_CITY-- The Pope is crying tonight and is kicking himself in anger. He made a horrific mistake over the weekend and sent the Shroud of Turin to the dry cleaners by mistake! The remarkable image of a crucified man is lost forever.
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Funny story: Republicans Promote Sex Orgies to Save Social Security

Republicans Promote Sex Orgies to Save Social Security

WASHINGTON, DC - Building on a program initiated by the late Sen. Jesse Helms (R-NC), the Republican Party announced today a stimulus package promoting sex orgies to save the nation's financially ailing Social Security system. Long plagued by fewe...
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Funny story: Madonna adopted by Malawi family

Madonna adopted by Malawi family

In a surprise decision today, an American court has ruled of the Malawian family who have been trying to adopt the International Superstar Madonna. Having agreed with the family's assertion that Madonna's real parents Madonna and Silvio Ciccone ha...
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Funny story: Obama Bends Over for the King, Feels Up The Queen. Satirists Worldwide Elated!

Obama Bends Over for the King, Feels Up The Queen. Satirists Worldwide Elated!

After a season of scarce satire seeping from the White House ranks, comedy writers have finally found fodder for hilarious headlines. Weeks of wandering in the political wilderness have left scores of satirists weak and starving for material. But tha...
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Funny story: Prime number wingnuts' Leonardo da Vinci 557th birth anniversary fears

Prime number wingnuts' Leonardo da Vinci 557th birth anniversary fears

London - (Numerology Mess): The Illuminati's number crunching conspiracy theorists are shitting bricks this week ahead of Leonardo da Vinci's long-prophesied 557th birth anniversary on April 15th. 557 is the 102nd known prime number and has been u...
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Funny story: Norwegian sex acts lead to lengthy ban for dick at wheel!

Norwegian sex acts lead to lengthy ban for dick at wheel!

A 28-year-old man from Trondheim in Norway is to face a lengthy ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend on his lap whilst driving. Carlsberg police followed the blue Volvo swerving all over the road and so they recorded the incident...
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Funny story: TV Listings

TV Listings

5:00 Television for schools and colleges: Math's Minuet 5:01 History File - Being a puppeteer's assistant in medieval France 6:00 Science in Action - The magic of sodium 6:30 Tony Bobbins: the learning aid - (6/8) Tony ponders the future of cheese wire 7:00 World of Wicker - available in HD 7:30 Morning Magnets - This week a working time machine is tested in the studio, how wi...
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Funny story: First known Oldfoot spotted in rural London

First known Oldfoot spotted in rural London

An unknown creature until now, the world's first Oldfoot was spotted by a hiker in rural London, England. "It was a really weird-looking thing. The first thing that came to mind was those pictures of Bigfoot in North America, except this one l...
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Funny story: Eric Cantona Lamps Fan At Beach Soccer Match

Eric Cantona Lamps Fan At Beach Soccer Match

In scenes eerily reminiscent of Selhurst Park, South London, when he twatted gobshite Crystal Palace fan Matthew Simmons following racial abuse, allegedly, if 'f**k off you French c**t' qualifies as racial abuse, Eric Cantona has been at it again.
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Funny story: Robyn Moore - Mel Gibson's wife explains reasons behind divorce

Robyn Moore - Mel Gibson's wife explains reasons behind divorce

In a break from the traditional secrecy around the 28 year long marriage, Robyn Moore, the wife of Mel Gibson has discussed some of the reasons for her filing for divorce last week. "Mel has always been an extremely dedicated actor, but in the las...
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Funny story: Osmonds to play villains in new James Bond movie

Osmonds to play villains in new James Bond movie

In a bizarre twist of both plot and casting, it has been announced that the musical family the Osmonds are to play the villains in the next James Bond film. In the film due out late 2010, the story will see Bond (to once again be played by Daniel...
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Funny story: Luton Town 0 Chesterfield 0

Luton Town 0 Chesterfield 0

There was little to cheer about at Kenilworth Road this afternoon as bottom club Luton Town took on promotion hopefuls Chesterfield, and after a dull, lifeless affair, the scores remained at 0-0, a scoreline that was far from satisfactory for either...
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Funny story: New Metal Occult Band formed by Alisteir Crowley, Jimmy Page and Jaz

New Metal Occult Band formed by Alisteir Crowley, Jimmy Page and Jaz

As a reaction to the rejection of my superb piece relating to a spoof press conference held by Jaz from Killing Joke I immediately called Jaz and informed him of the apparent lack of understanding and acceptance for esoterical/occult subject matter on the spoof site. In his anger he immediately informed the satanic underworld, touched based with Alisteir who in - turn informed Jimmy Page and t...
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Funny story: Obama Family's 'Dog' Actually Red Chinese Spy

Obama Family's 'Dog' Actually Red Chinese Spy

The Secret Service is extremely disturbed over the discovery that the new dog adopted by the President's family is actually a Chinese mole. It is a mole not only in the sense that it has been equipped with micro-spy equipment in order to gather intel...
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Funny story: France surrenders in administrative error

France surrenders in administrative error

The nation of France has surrendered during war a number of times throughout history. They have surrendered to the British, Spanish, Germans and Italians to name but a few nations that they have signed terms with. However in a surprising twist of...
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Funny story: Former Meatf***ing District Death Avenue's High Line Park granted DEA medicinal licence

Former Meatf***ing District Death Avenue's High Line Park granted DEA medicinal licence

New York City - (High-as-a-Kite Mess): A 1930s disused elevated rail viaduct built on the site of NY's Meat***king District's notorious Death Avenue has just been granted a DEA licence to grow medicinal herbs including poppy, coca and 'natural grass'...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Wife, Robyn Files Legal Papers For Divorce!

Mel Gibson's Wife, Robyn Files Legal Papers For Divorce!

Although friends and family knew that the long suffering Robyn had had enough several weeks ago when Mel was first caught with another woman, she's just now ending their long standing battles over his booze binges and fits of rage! Ironically, she...
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Funny story: Bo the Portuguese Water Dog is New First Pet

Bo the Portuguese Water Dog is New First Pet

The Obama family introduced Bo, the new First Pet, to an excited and happy press today. Members of the media removed their lips from the President's ass long enough to take pictures of the Portuguese Water Dog. It was quickly discovered that Bo m...
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Funny story: Noddy Set To Return

Noddy Set To Return

Channel 5 has announced that they are to broadcast a new series starring Noddy. An executive said "We are really excited about this. We think young and old alike will love to watch Noddy's adventures. He is such a wonderful character. With his great...
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Funny story: 'I Have A Dream' Obama Tells USA

'I Have A Dream' Obama Tells USA

President Obama today told the United States Of America that he has a dream. Lots of people have dreams, nothing unusual in that, but Mr Obama has a special dream, apparently. Based on the speech by the late Rev Martin Luther King, Obama alleged t...
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Funny story: Sir David Attenborough A "Complete Hypocrite"

Sir David Attenborough A "Complete Hypocrite"

The legendary broadcaster Sir David Attenborough is today outed as a complete and utter hypocrite. After decades making a living showing animals humping he has announced that he wants to control the number of times humans shag. "The population is...
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Funny story: Where's Gordon?

Where's Gordon?

Government documents leaked this week detail new plans being discussed to protect Gordon Brown from accusations of complicity in any illegal, illicit or immoral actions engaged in by his own party. The documents are believed to have been drawn up in...
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Funny story: Manchester City Cause Havoc In Bangkok

Manchester City Cause Havoc In Bangkok

Bangkok, Thailand - Ex Manchester City FC owner Thaksin Shinawatra has been causing utter mayhem in his native Thailand by challenging the Thai government. Shinawatra's supporters, known as red shirts (Whatever happened to Blue shirts? Blue Moon?)...
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Funny story: Aussie Roo Kill To Be Bounced Out Of Court

Aussie Roo Kill To Be Bounced Out Of Court

G'day from Wollongabbawollogabbadong. News just in. The massacre of kangaroos to be undertaken by government authorities is to be challenged. Activists have found plenty of support from local residents. Recently kangaroo numbers have been increas...
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Funny story: Luton Airport passenger drop-off charge of £1 not actually for dropping off passengers

Luton Airport passenger drop-off charge of £1 not actually for dropping off passengers

The newly introduced £1 charge for dropping passengers off at Luton Airport has been revealed today to be a fix, and is not actually for dropping off passengers at all. The Council in Luton, the only town in the country to have more roads coming o...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates Advised Not To Take On Navy Seals

Somali Pirates Advised Not To Take On Navy Seals

In a completely unexpected statement from the UK today it has been revealed that several UK commentators have advised Somali pirates to not, under any circumstances, attempt to tackle the US Navy Seals in any form of revenge attack, following the kil...
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Funny story: Navy Seals Sort Out Somali Pirates

Navy Seals Sort Out Somali Pirates

The US Navy Seals today announced in the clearest possible terms that they are not about to take any crap from Somali Pirates. Somali Pirates commandeered a Maersk Line ship and pointed AK 47's at the head of Captain Phillips, at which point the N...
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Funny story: Muslim Woman Stoned With Cricket Balls In Dudley. On A Bus.

Muslim Woman Stoned With Cricket Balls In Dudley. On A Bus.

Horror today here in Dudley as a Muslim woman, wearing a burka was stoned with cricket balls on a Wolverhampton to Dudley bus. It has yet to be ascertained why the violence broke out, but one passenger told us: "I think the Muslim woman express...
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Funny story: Federico Macheda is Manchester United Genetic creation

Federico Macheda is Manchester United Genetic creation

There was shock in both the Sport and Scientific communities today as a Manchester United spokesman revealed that 17 year old star Federico Macheda was genetically created as part of a youth construction programme run by the club. It appears that...
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Funny story: Hannah Montana: The Movie Breaks Records

Hannah Montana: The Movie Breaks Records

Miley Cyrus and alter-ego Hannah Montana have double-teamed their way to yet another No. 1 box office debut despite only being plugged on ABC's Good Morning all week before with Miley and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, doing some numbers. "Hannah Monta...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson announces O2 setlist

Michael Jackson announces O2 setlist

Insane Pop superstar Michael Jackson has announced today the setlist for the 50 night run which he will be performing in the O2 arena in London later this year. At time of the original announcement of the shows, Jackson said simply "I will be perf...
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Funny story: '60 more Baby Pees' hidden by Cabinet

'60 more Baby Pees' hidden by Cabinet

London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Cabinet has been hiding 'at least 60 more Baby Pees' according to police investigating a sordid sex attack ring in high public orifice. The police probe initially blamed feckless North London social w...
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Funny story: Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan to fight to the death

Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan to fight to the death

2 darlings of the internet and paparazzi have agreed to stage the first real life celebrity death match. Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan, both recently described as "ridiculous" and "pointless" by every single person on Earth, including themselves,...
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Funny story: Afghan Entrepreneur falls foul of Mayonnaise Trademarks

Afghan Entrepreneur falls foul of Mayonnaise Trademarks

An Afghani Entrepreneur, Alsari-Al Heinze, has today lost out in an Afghanistan court in a battle of copyright and trademark infringements over the production of his mayonnaise. Heinze's latest product, the first mayonnaise from the region had bee...
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Funny story: Stanley Baldwin's relative attempts the big time

Stanley Baldwin's relative attempts the big time

A performer appearing on the latest edition of "UK's Got Talent" has caused a minor controversy by claiming to be the great grandson of former English Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin. In fact the performer's act WASclaiming to be the great grandson of...
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Funny story: Shearer resigns from Newcastle, admits whole thing was a bad prank

Shearer resigns from Newcastle, admits whole thing was a bad prank

Alan Shearer has today resigned from the post of temporary Newcastle FC manager. The announcement came at a press conference this morning in which he in effect admitted that the whole thing had been an April Fool's prank that had gotten somewhat o...
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Funny story: Tarantino new movie to be remake of Mary Poppins

Tarantino new movie to be remake of Mary Poppins

Even though his new film has just been completed, Quentin Tarantino has moved quickly to begin his next project. Although the movie is without a title, it has been confirmed that it is going to be a remake of the popular movie Mary Poppins. "It i...
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Funny story: Those Labour emails and blogs revealed

Those Labour emails and blogs revealed

The true extent and contents of the emails and blogs by Damian McOmen of the Labour party were revealed earlier today. Mr McOmen has retired from politics as a result. The Prime Minister was first in to apologies saying that it was actually not a...
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Funny story: Apprentice's Nick Hewer - You're fired!

Apprentice's Nick Hewer - You're fired!

Viewers to the latest episode of the apprentice have been left gasping with shock at the biggest twist in gamehow history. Nick Hewer, Sir Alan Sugar's right hand man for 35 years was sensationally fired on the spot after a series of uncharacteristic...
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Funny story: Sir Alan Sugar fires himself in bonanza bedroom, boardroom, bunk-up!

Sir Alan Sugar fires himself in bonanza bedroom, boardroom, bunk-up!

Following an exhausting day belittling, berating and bullying his minions, Sir Alan returns to his penthouse for a nightcap. Several drinks later and the belligerent scheister staggers upstairs to be greeted by the amorous advances of "Lady Sugar".
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Funny story: Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Hollywood, CA - Early Easter morning American Idol contestant Kris Allen frantically called the Hollywood police to report that fellow singer Adam Lambert had been kidnapped over night. Adam Lambert has been seen by many as the leading contender of A...
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Funny story: Rafa Nadal Launches Own Brand Of Underwear

Rafa Nadal Launches Own Brand Of Underwear

Tennis number one Rafa Nadal is to launch his own brand of underwear, The Spoof.com can reveal. Under the brandname Wedgie Pants, the pants are to be sold at all the biggest outlets in the world and sales are expected to skyrocket. 'They'll come...
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Funny story: Alex Bogdanovic Launches His Own Website.

Alex Bogdanovic Launches His Own Website.

Tennis British number 2 and world number 179 Alex Bogdanovic has launched his own website and tells me that he has big plans for the future. "Well, I've got my website, did I mention that? And I'm sure there's going to be a real improvement in my...
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Funny story: Gael Monfils Wants To Move Further Behind The Baseline

Gael Monfils Wants To Move Further Behind The Baseline

French tennis star and world number 10 Gael Monfils has urged tennis authorities to move spectators' seats further back so that he can stay even further behind the baseline. The black youngster, nicknamed Sliderman, on account of his agility and k...
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Funny story: Roger Federer Marries Rafa Nadal's Mom

Roger Federer Marries Rafa Nadal's Mom

Roger Federer has married Rafa Nadal's mother in a move many see as the Swiss' last throw of the dice in their increasingly one-sided rivalry, in a private ceremony in Switzerland. "He needs to get into Rafa's head", says tennis analyst Mats Wilan...
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Funny story: Kim Clijsters: "Woman's Tennis Sucks Donkey Balls"

Kim Clijsters: "Woman's Tennis Sucks Donkey Balls"

Ex-grand slam champion Kim Clijsters has revealed her private reason for returning to the tennis circuit in an interview with Bored Housewife magazine. "Woman's tennis sucks donkey balls", stated the Belgian, who will return after two years away '...
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Funny story: Obama turns around US economy in first 100 days!

Obama turns around US economy in first 100 days!

Washington, D.C. -- After declaring the end of Western Civilization as we know it, President Barack Obama announce today that happy days are here again and that the sky is not falling, as he had previously predicted in all his speeches until now.
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Funny story: Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Break Up!

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Break Up!

Sarah Silverman, 38, and Jimmy Kimmel, 41, have broken up for the second time. The couple had previously been together for five years before breaking up in July. A reconciliation followed shortly after, but things deteriorated following an appeara...
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Funny story: Kardashian Family Member Getting Plastic Surgery

Kardashian Family Member Getting Plastic Surgery

Kim Kardashian announced that a family member will be undergoing plastic surgery to alter their looks substantially. An unnamed source claimed the surgery was prompted by the utter shame of being a Kardashian and that, post-surgery, the family mem...
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Funny story: The Obama's "First Puppy" Is Here

The Obama's "First Puppy" Is Here

WASHINGTON D.C. - After months of speculation and waiting, the presidential first family has finally welcomed the much-awaited "First Puppy" to its new home; The White House. The Obama bow-wow is a little six-month old male Portuguese water dog wh...
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