Funny story: Saudi Prince Steals President's Lunch Money

Saudi Prince Steals President's Lunch Money

President Obama reported yesterday that while on his trip abroad a Saudi Prince of high ranking threatened to give the President a "knuckle sandwich" if his lunch money wasn't handed over immediately. The president had stepped into a washroom...
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Funny story: Pakistan in self-destruction mode before IPO listing

Pakistan in self-destruction mode before IPO listing

ISLAMABAD: According to the latest development in Pakistan, the smart and super intelligent computer have predicted that world wants to break Pakistan into million pieces and drop them into stock exchange. The Pakistani Minister have even confirm...
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Funny story: New "Survivor" Location for Next Season Revealed--the South Side of Chicago

New "Survivor" Location for Next Season Revealed--the South Side of Chicago

Moving away from its tropical island format, the reality show, "Survivor" will be held in a tenement in the South Side of Chicago next season. "We felt we needed a bit more danger in the show as well as a change of scene," said LeRoy Brown, the...
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Funny story: Me, The Missus And The Mother In Law

Me, The Missus And The Mother In Law

Back in '67 - I bought a bust up caravan from a good teg neebr of mine. Once I got it home I told the missus to pack 'er mither's bags and I'd take the old bawbag up the Trossachs for an Easter break. Leaving the missus at home I drove up to Brig o' Turk with the mither in law in tow, turned "off road" deep into Glen Finglas, unhooked the caravan and left the old bawbag to enjoy a weeks brea...
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Funny story: Obama - "Scots Safe In My Hands!"

Obama - "Scots Safe In My Hands!"

Barack Obama, almost 8 months into his presidency of the US, is a hero of his nation's black liberation struggle and one of the new Afro American autocratic "big chiefs." In recent months, his early grip on power has strengthened along with his po...
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Funny story: Joe Jonas to shave off eyebrows for charity

Joe Jonas to shave off eyebrows for charity

Singer in the US sensation Jonas Brothers, Joseph Jonas has received much public interest after he wrote on his official blog of his plans to shave off his trade mark eyebrows and give the money to charity. Since the blog was officially posted the...
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Funny story: Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton Always On The Make

Bill Clinton Always On The Make

TV presenter Claire Sweeney has revealed she was chatted up by Bill Clinton at a fancy dress party. He may have made his move on other women there, also. The former Brookside star was at a bash in Russia, hosted by Cliff Richard, when Clinton, wh...
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Funny story: Sea Captain tries escaping Somali Pirates in protest over his home state of Virginia legalizing same-sex marriages

Sea Captain tries escaping Somali Pirates in protest over his home state of Virginia legalizing same-sex marriages

International Waters - When an American sea captain (who, like so many, is currently being held by Somali Pirates) learned by radio that his home state of Virginia passed a law legalizing same-sex marriages, he immediately jumped out of the lifeboat...
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Funny story: Queen hands out Laundry Money

Queen hands out Laundry Money

Today, in Suffolk, the Queen handed out Laundry Money to 83 people, The Great Unwashed of Bury St. Edmunds, in a ritual that dates back to when twin tubs were invented. 'We are here as Monarch to give out Laundry Money to our unwashed subjects', H...
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Funny story: Prayer In School Allowed- All Hell Breaks Loose

Prayer In School Allowed- All Hell Breaks Loose

The Religious Right won a major victory today against secular schools by getting prayer allowed in school. Going against the separation of church and state, a basic fundamental law in the U.S., the religionists finally got their toe in the door towar...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to join the secret services

Miley Cyrus to join the secret services

Breaking news has just come in that Singer/actress Miley Cyrus has plans to join the secret services. According to close sources Miley is determined to give this a shot! She is apparently extremely clever and it has been her dream since she was s...
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Funny story: A Streetcar Named Desire

A Streetcar Named Desire

The penniless entertainer entered middle stage to echoing, rapturous applause from the three paying spectators, his mum, his granny and his mingy dog, who had dared to enter the empty theatre and even pay for the premier of this unknown celebrity. Shaking and crapping in his pants, the unknown actor begun his one-man show, attempting to convince his spectators of the hidden genius bootled up in...
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Funny story: GOP questions: Is the POTUS' Af-Pak Fo-Po FUBAR?

GOP questions: Is the POTUS' Af-Pak Fo-Po FUBAR?

WASHINGTON: Is President Obama's Af-Pak Foreign Policy F***ed Up Beyond All Repair? That's the Big Question doing the rounds in Washington today. First there was the appointment of Richard Holbrooke - the reincarnation of an earlier (brawn-but-no-brains?) Richard Armitage - who was going to force Pakistan to make its paradigm shift on fighting "its real enemy - the Taliban". Result: A despe...
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Funny story: BNP Warn Of Harmless Threat

BNP Warn Of Harmless Threat

The BNP today warned its followers of a potential threat from Labour politician Harriet Harmless. A briefing note was wrapped in a brick and flung through the winow in a bid to communicate with their diehard voters Adolf and Eva Bonkers, of Burnley.
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Funny story: US Sends Ships To Somalia In Hopes Of Being Hijacked

US Sends Ships To Somalia In Hopes Of Being Hijacked

It has recently been discovered that the United States has secretly sent two of its large, smelly "garbage barges" to waters off Somalia in hopes of having them hijacked by ruthless rebel pirates. We recently boarded the garbage barge "New Jersey...
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Funny story: Dutch TV Found Guilty Of Talking Crap

Dutch TV Found Guilty Of Talking Crap

A Dutch television program has been found guilty of talking crap. It's called The Devil's Advocate. The name is thought to be a parody of a popular Irish writer. On the program Osama Bin Laden was found to be not guilty of the 9/11 terrorist attac...
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Funny story: "Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

"Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

(Anaheim-CA) The happiest place on earth, proved it's not immune to ships being taken by real pirates. Thursday, taking a cue from Somali pirates who boarded the United State flagged ship "Maersk Alabama", employees dressed as pirates seized a boat i...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro Wants To Date Lindsay Lohan

Fidel Castro Wants To Date Lindsay Lohan

HAVANA, Cuba - Fidel Castro, the ex-president of Cuba says that now that Samantha Ronson has dumped Lindsay Lohan he would like to date the gorgeous girl known as Lilo. Castro, who is 82, says that he read where Miss Lohan is devastated, embarrass...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He Is Not A Brainwashed Nazi

Rush Limbaugh Says He Is Not A Brainwashed Nazi

NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh took a call from a fellow Republican who proceeded to tear into the rotund regurgitator of rabid ranting and virtually left him speechless. The caller identified only as Charlie tore the big, old...
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Funny story: I named my son "Ben Dover"

I named my son "Ben Dover"

Cathleen Price and husband Ricky Dover have joined the celebrity inspired trend of unusual baby names When Cathleen gave birth to a little boy 6 weeks ago she decided to take full advantage of her husbands last name and called her son Ben Dover. Cathleen says: "Ben dover is just a classic name that reminds me of my youth. My friend Carol named her child Cocoa because she had an obsession...
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Funny story: "My baby is your brothers"

"My baby is your brothers"

12th January 2006 little Ellie Grace Garner was born, a day that should of been the happiest day of any parents' life but for her mother Charlotte it was the worst. Charlotte and her husband Duke had been married for 10 years before Charlotte confirmed the pregnancy, nine months passed and Charlotte gave birth to a baby girl who she describes as "Beautiful and a little angel" "Duke was tota...
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Funny story: Ten Reasons Why Western Women Are Better Than Asian Ladies

Ten Reasons Why Western Women Are Better Than Asian Ladies

Ten Reasons Why Western Women Are Better Than Asian Ladies 1. Western women recognize your drinking problem as their key to getting laid. 2. Western women make blindness seem less of a handicap. 3. Western women can shove the car home when it breaks down. 4. Western women can slap you into submission without using their hands (Thanks to the S n' M crowd for that one). 5. You can s...
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Funny story: Pink Elephant On The Rampage

Pink Elephant On The Rampage

A Polish gay elephant is seeking a new home. His camp behavior has seen him expelled from Poznan zoo. Nelly the elephant has to pack his trunk following several cases of sexual harassment. Polish officials were unrepentant. "It's no laughing matt...
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Funny story: Football Clubs Slam Church

Football Clubs Slam Church

Premiership football clubs have slammed the church for organising masses on Sundays, especially on Easter Sunday. Martin O'Neill, manager of Aston Villa, said "We have a big game on Sunday and the local churches are trying to lure our supporters away...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan dumps girlfriend for Playboy model

Lindsay Lohan dumps girlfriend for Playboy model

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronsons relationship has been on the rocks for months now, so it was no real suprise when the star told me three days ago: "Me and Sam are over, We just realised we want different things from life and we will never be able...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers Threaten Strike Action

Spoof Writers Threaten Strike Action

Writers from TheSpoof.com are threatening to take industrial action after perceived slights from the general public. The issue most commonly raised was that readers of Spoof stories were too unappreciative of the writers' efforts to bother clicking a...
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Funny story: Shit Happens - Parliamentary Commission Confirms.

Shit Happens - Parliamentary Commission Confirms.

A Parliamentary Commission, established to investigate the popular saying, "Shit happens" this afternoon announced the results of their findings. It appears that shit does indeed happen, on a daily basis as far as most people are concerned. Those...
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Funny story: Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh My God YEESSSS!!! - Don't You Believe It...

Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh My God YEESSSS!!! - Don't You Believe It...

New research from Reading University reveals that an increasing number of women are becoming extremely vocal whilst indulging in acts of a sexual nature. The most commonly used vocalisations being: "Yes! Yes! Oh My God YESSS!" "Oh yeah. Right t...
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Funny story: Late arrival for G20 blames Obama for short notice

Late arrival for G20 blames Obama for short notice

The Prime Minister of Andorra has arrived in London to attend the G20 Conference despite the fact that the heads of state talk fest finished eight days ago. Mr Manuel Numbskull was greeted by his Ambassador who told him the unfortunate news. When...
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Funny story: Italian Mafia boss praises the 'Cosa Nostra' for saving lives in L'Aquila quake

Italian Mafia boss praises the 'Cosa Nostra' for saving lives in L'Aquila quake

The head of Italy's Mafia families - the Capo di Tutti Frutti, Doggio Constructione - today praised the Mafia for saving lives in L'Aquila's earthquake. 'If it hadn't been for us', Don Constructione said, 'the death toll would have been ten times wor...
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Funny story: US navy captured by Somali pirates

US navy captured by Somali pirates

Reports from the Somali news agency suggest early this morning a US battleship heading towards North Korea was sensationally captured by 3 Somali Pirates in a fierce battle on a rubber dingy. The battleship which is equipped heavily with arms and...
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Funny story: Blame The Economy - Rock Band Nickelback Changes Name To Pennyback

Blame The Economy - Rock Band Nickelback Changes Name To Pennyback

The bad economy affects everyone and everything, and now it finally has its clutches wrapped around the fannypacks of the rock music industry. And the popular Canadian rock band Nickelback has just become its first casualty. This reporter recently sp...
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Funny story: Aristocrats

Aristocrats

An epidemic has been identified that has an untraceable source, but it is known to be at least five thousand years old. This disease is called aristocritis, and only aristocrats and their contacts appear to be vulnerable to it. It causes them to w...
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Funny story: Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England. In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do? Pictures of the...
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Funny story: The Somali Pirates Issue Their Demands

The Somali Pirates Issue Their Demands

MOGADISHU, Somalia - The Somali pirates led by their leader, who goes by the name of Captain X, have stated what their demands are. They have said that they will release Captain Richard Phillips in exchange for two 2009 Lamborghini's, one 2009 Rol...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Suddenly Walks Off Stage

Britney Spears Suddenly Walks Off Stage

VANCOUVER, Canada - The Britney Spears Traveling Three Ring Circus Tour hit a speed-bump in Vancouver. The pop diva suddenly walked off stage after performing just three songs. Initial reports said that Miss Spears left the stage because there wa...
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Funny story: PM Calls for Fear over Easter Terror Plot

PM Calls for Fear over Easter Terror Plot

Prime Mincer Gordon Brown has appealed for fear in the North of England following the counter-terrorist arrests made this week. 12 people - all believed to be Pakistanis and most on student visas - have been arrested by police and are being interr...
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Funny story: US Navy frogmen spear pirates, freeing captain

US Navy frogmen spear pirates, freeing captain

LITTLE DINGY, Somalia - According to our secret but reliable military intelligence source, minutes ago, US Navy frogmen wearing carbon dioxide scrubbing re-breathing equipment and oxygen to avoid betraying their location with bubbles, used spear guns...
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Funny story: US Troops to leave Afghanistan Immediately

US Troops to leave Afghanistan Immediately

US President Barack Obama has announced the immediate total withdrawal of all US troops from Iraq and Afghanistan, in order to deal with the current Somalian piracy threat. The move was sparked by the pirates' attempt to capture a US-flag merchant...
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Funny story: North Korea Evades UN Sanctions

North Korea Evades UN Sanctions

New York, NY: Kim Jong Il, the leader of North Korea, traveled to United Nations headquarters today. He came to deliver a speech to an emergency session of the Security Council as to the intent of North Korea's missile launch of 5 April 2009. Kim...
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Funny story: X-Men Star Calls for Death Penalty

X-Men Star Calls for Death Penalty

X-Men: Origins star Hugh Jackman has added his voice to the growing calls for the return of capital punishment. The actor, who plays Wolverine in the upcoming movie, attacked 'the growing wave of serious crime' across the globe, and said that a re...
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Funny story: Angel of Death Passes Over Israel's Missile Test

Angel of Death Passes Over Israel's Missile Test

North Korea's missile shot and Iranian rocketry research have earned them membership in the axis of evil. These renegade nations have been threatened with attack and intimidated by economic boycotts. All this while the nations in the nuclear club pos...
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Funny story: Cheney Caught with Cable Cutters in California

Cheney Caught with Cable Cutters in California

As thousands of Golden State citizens lost all power to phones, computers and cable TV, a statewide dragnet was cast in search of the vandals, possibly terrorists, who maliciously lifted huge sewer covers, crept beneath the surface and sliced into hu...
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Funny story: Chinese Giant ILOVETOFU Denied Stock Market Listing

Chinese Giant ILOVETOFU Denied Stock Market Listing

ILOVETOFU has been making offering its exciting and silky smooth product for decades on the Asian market. Its stock has held firm and provided great big delightful dividends to all its holders. No seemed able to resist ILOVETOFU that is until the gia...
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Funny story: Climate Change - Manchester Unaffected

Climate Change - Manchester Unaffected

A spokesman for Manchester City Council today announced that the northern British metropolis, home of the world famous football team, Manchester City, was effectively immune to the effects of global warming. Council Person Frank Backbottom told th...
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Funny story: Political Correctness Gone Absolutely Mad

Political Correctness Gone Absolutely Mad

From our political correspondent - Rumblings of discontent have been detected from smokers and drinkers across the UK who enjoy their vices without fanfare, yet find themselves increasingly alienated from mainstream society by a bunch of wankers who...
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Funny story: Nortel execs racked up unpaid NFL bill

Nortel execs racked up unpaid NFL bill

Executives at troubled Nortel Networks dropped US$554,952.27 at National Football League games in Dallas last year, apparently without even paying the bill to creditor Texas Stadium Inc. That's just one of 7,700 creditor claims in Nortel's current...
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Funny story: UN tax on all foods sans aspartame

UN tax on all foods sans aspartame

NEW YORK, NY - The minister of UN Special Population Progroms, Dr. Trangesieh Eathdieh, announced today that all foods not containing a minimum required dosage of the drug aspartame will be heavily taxed. The population control measure is thought ne...
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