Funny story: Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins

Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins

Furious protests erupted here in Wolverhampton following revelations that sexy gym teacher has been disciplined by the headmaster after she appeared on an internet website, modelling lingerie. She was snapped wearing a pink slip and a thong in one...
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Funny story: Icke's at it again - Tells press that his neighbour is an alien

Icke's at it again - Tells press that his neighbour is an alien

Former BBC presenter and total barmpot, David Icke, is back in the news and this time your guess is as good as mine. Icke, one half of the iconic "River Deep Mountain High", sixties singing sensations, Icon Teeny Toenail, told me: "There's an o...
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Funny story: Obamas in London - Michelle wows the media with her fashion sense. Prince Philip asks Prez: "Wherever did you get those gleaming white teeth?"

Obamas in London - Michelle wows the media with her fashion sense. Prince Philip asks Prez: "Wherever did you get those gleaming white teeth?"

G20 SUMMIT - LONDON: Mr. and Mrs. Obama came to London to see the Queen and wowed everyone. The ever-fawning British media went into raptures over Michelle's fashion-sense; microphones caught every Presidential pause and of course there was the usu...
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Funny story: Queen and Michelle Obama release lesbian video

Queen and Michelle Obama release lesbian video

The Queen and Michelle Obama have released a video of their erotic "hug" when they met earlier today. The Obamas were in London for the G20 summit and met the Queen and Prince Philip. Michelle Obama has been criticised by some for breaking protoco...
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Funny story: Potheads Real Cause Of Economic Downturn.

Potheads Real Cause Of Economic Downturn.

The true cause of the economic downturn has now become apparent during the Obama Presidencies new experiment with using the Internet to directly access the American public's opinion. When asked what needed to be down to solve the nations financial p...
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Funny story: Obama makes Right Royal Gaffe - Queen Faints!

Obama makes Right Royal Gaffe - Queen Faints!

An unnamed 'source' from within 'The Palace' revealed a startling cover up of events that had unfolded earlier this evening. Mr. Barrack Obama, Lead singer with The Four tops currently performing as President of America made a fatal error when mee...
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Funny story: Obamas Meet The Little People In London

Obamas Meet The Little People In London

The celebrated President and First Lady of the USA, Barack and Michelle Obama this evening sat down to dinner with some little people. "Who is that?" the President reportedly asked an aide. "That's the Queen of England," came the reply. "You...
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Funny story: God To Sue Toy Manufacturer

God To Sue Toy Manufacturer

In an unholy row God has declared that he is to sue a toy company. The firm manufactures the world's best childrens play figures and dolls, however, God is less than impressed. His legal representative Gabriel said 'When God saw their figures He...
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Funny story: Obama stars in 'Gone With The Wind' remake

Obama stars in 'Gone With The Wind' remake

US President Barack Obama's latest movie 'Gone With The Wind' opened today, to rave reviews by critics. The Prez plays an illegal immigrant that somehow manages to get into America despite not being American, and then he meets Michelle O'Hara.
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Funny story: Obama Visit To Buckingham Palace - Makes Pass At Queen

Obama Visit To Buckingham Palace - Makes Pass At Queen

The CIA and MI5 are denying all rumors, saying the events below never happened. However, the Queen's chiropractor was summoned after the Obama visit. Closing the doors to cameras following the official greetings, smiles and handshakes, the President...
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Funny story: President Obama in London racism scandal

President Obama in London racism scandal

President Obama was today embroiled in a brief incident over an alleged racist slur. The incident is said to have happened at a short visit to London Zoo. President Obama was at the Chimpanzee enclosure listening to Zoo Keeper Max Scatt speakin...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Apparently Has Moved Out!

Brad Pitt Apparently Has Moved Out!

Brad Pitt has moved out after a furious bust-up with wife, Angelina Jolie as friends fear the couple is heading for an ugly legal battle that will tear their whole family apart according to rumors. The site says it has also learned Brad plans to a...
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Funny story: Newcastle United Fans Rejoice As Dennis Wise Is Kicked Out On His Arse

Newcastle United Fans Rejoice As Dennis Wise Is Kicked Out On His Arse

There was jubilation on Tyneside for a second night in succession this evening, when, after Geordie folk hero Alan Shearer was confirmed as the new manager yesterday, the Executive Director of Football, Dennis Wise, was kicked out of his job and told...
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Funny story: Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...
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Funny story: Kim and Aggie comeback with a vengance!

Kim and Aggie comeback with a vengance!

News today of a comeback by 'How disgusting is your house' cleaners and domestic goddesses Kim and Aggie. Almost Quoted as saying " This county needs us especially the council house brigade " Kim is particularly missing sniffing all the mould...
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Funny story: The Guiding Light, 72-Year Old Soap, Switching Off!

The Guiding Light, 72-Year Old Soap, Switching Off!

The "golden oldie" of soap operas, "The Guiding Light" is finally switching off after a 72-year run that predates the television. CBS says the show will have its final episode in September. Like most other daytime dramas, "Guiding Light" has suffe...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Outrage

Michael Jackson Outrage

Michael Quackson who is in Britain this week publicising his forthcoming nuptials to Bo-Bo the baby Babboon from Londons zoo has been making a nuisance of himself again. Its been reported that he made several unwelcome phonecalls to the late, grea...
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Funny story: Rejoice! It's Big Curry Month!

Rejoice! It's Big Curry Month!

Deep joy and much rejoicing here in the UK - because it's 'Big Curry Month' and that's official! The Indian classic dish was imported here by British servicemen in the days of the Raj, and has since become a firm favourite with spice starved Brits...
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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty Declared Dead

Humpty Dumpty Declared Dead

It was a cold Tuesday morning in Boogleville. The wind was picking up, and the rain lashing relentlessly on the small town. It was then that Humpty Dumpty decided to sit on the wall. Dumpty, aged 16, was allegedly "trying to set a world reco...
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Funny story: Protestors attack wrong bank in wrong country today in London

Protestors attack wrong bank in wrong country today in London

As the G20 Summit got underway in London today, thousands of protestors stormed into what they thought was the Royal Bank of Scotland's headquarters there. 'You'd think the word 'Scotland' would be a clue as to where the headquarters really is', s...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Roy Turse - Prophet Or Anarchist?

Spoof Writer Roy Turse - Prophet Or Anarchist?

Bewilderment today at the Spoof.com as word comes in of developments in the City Of London at today's G20 Summit protests. Some days ago, fellow reporter and one time Below Decks crew member Roy Turse posted copy in an article entitled: Sir Fre...
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Funny story: Miss Universe and Miss USA tour Guantanamo

Miss Universe and Miss USA tour Guantanamo

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Miss Universe and Miss USA have taken a firsthand look at the U.S. prison for terrorism suspects and 7-11 gas station owners at Guantanamo Bay. The beauty pageant winners took part in a VIP tour to entertain American militar...
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Funny story: Basra - US Army Personnel Unimpressed By Brit Bangers

Basra - US Army Personnel Unimpressed By Brit Bangers

Basra, Iraq. Yesterday - As British forces withdrew from this southern Iraq city, they were replaced by US Army personnel, who immediately complained about the food on offer at the British base. Upon being presented with a Full English Breakfast,...
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Funny story: G20 protesters fail to cause riot in London

G20 protesters fail to cause riot in London

Protesters have hit the streets in London as the G20 leaders gather to solve the world's problems. The protesters came from a number of different groups but all had the same hypocritical message. Protesters against the bank smashed the windows of...
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Funny story: England v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare

England v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare

It's been described as a deliberate plot to unsettle the opposition players and fans alike, but officials of the Ukraine FA have insisted on playing a six minute version of their national anthem at Wembley tonight. "Six minutes is a long time to h...
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Funny story: Disorientated Al Gore Beaches Himself In Jamaica; Other Whales Follow!

Disorientated Al Gore Beaches Himself In Jamaica; Other Whales Follow!

Nigel Beach, Jamaica/ National Geographic Whale News - In a natural disaster not seen since the last Lemming Free Fall, Global Warming Glob Al Gore was found beached and disorientated on Nigel's 7 mile silver sand beach. Complicating the matter,...
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Funny story: John McCain Seeks Pardon For Jack Johnson, 1st Black Boxing Champ

John McCain Seeks Pardon For Jack Johnson, 1st Black Boxing Champ

Former Republican presidential hopeful John McCain has called upon President Barack Obama to pardon the first black man ever to win the world heavyweight boxing crown. The boxing legend Jack Johnson was prosecuted and convicted of having a consens...
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Funny story: Alan Shearer Facing Sack

Alan Shearer Facing Sack

Sir Alan Shearer, the former Newcastle United and England legend, who was last night installed as the Magpies' fourth manager this season, is already under intense pressure to deliver results and Premier League safety, and could face the sack as earl...
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Funny story: The Boat that Rocked based on The Boat that Sank

The Boat that Rocked based on The Boat that Sank

Richard Cutis has accepted today that the original script for his latest film 'The Boat that Rocked' was based in part on the famous Below Decks stories published on the TheSpoof.com. He said that the concept of a mixed group of individuals thrown...
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Funny story: Fictional Town Is Real!

Fictional Town Is Real!

The town of Madness, Nevada had a awful surprise this week when the Sheriff logged on to Youtube. In the highlights section was madness combat 3 (it's quite good actually) which showed him in combat with an unknown terrorist and Jesus, in a cartoon f...
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Funny story: Teacher appears in thong

Teacher appears in thong

A music teacher from a top community college has been suspended and could well face disciplinary action after appearing in a music video that has appeared on YouTube this week. The video in question was 'Another Brick in the Wall' by Pink Floyd wh...
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Funny story: What It Is To Be Scottish

What It Is To Be Scottish

You rule the United Kingdom, but don't care that you do Not even the 'fighting Irish' dare take you on You rule Northern Ireland, and make sure the 'fighting Irish' will never forget that you do You believe in God, but not the Pope Your women drink more than any Irish men could, and your women are tougher than any Irish men You fight wars against the English like men on battlefields...
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Funny story: WellFit4Work Scheme Goes Ahead

WellFit4Work Scheme Goes Ahead

A new exercise initiative has been announced today by a group called WellFit4Work which is designed to reduce the sedentary aspect of many people's jobs. WellFit4Work is a joint venture between the Government and industry to combat obesity and lack...
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Funny story: Government Abolishes Itself in Error

Government Abolishes Itself in Error

In yet another display of astounding ministerial incompetence, and what has been described as an embarrassing administrative error' by civil servants, the Government has today abolished itself. The original plan had been to replace 44 district and...
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Funny story: Obama ignored by Londoners

Obama ignored by Londoners

American President Barack Obama received a cultural shock today, when he found out that nobody in London cared he was there. 'You know', he said, 'I've gotten so used to being treated like a cross between Madonna and the Pope in America, I was kin...
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Funny story: Met Chief: "Twitter Made G20 Protests Peaceful"

Met Chief: "Twitter Made G20 Protests Peaceful"

The use of social networking sites such as Twitter have been credited with ensuring that the protests in London at the G20 summit remained, in the words of Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson, 'reasonably peaceful'. There had been...
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Funny story: Google's 'Cadie' April Fool Backfires

Google's 'Cadie' April Fool Backfires

The April Fool Joke put out on the Google Search Pages this morning has caused a huge security scare in the computer security community and many companies have been left reeling from the effects. Googly put a link to Cadie, a joke artificial intel...
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Funny story: Chairman and Chauffeur arrive in the City in fancy dress after Security Warning Intranet Blunder!

Chairman and Chauffeur arrive in the City in fancy dress after Security Warning Intranet Blunder!

Chairman of United Widgets PLC "Dancing Derek Doublenose" and his faithful Chauffeur Terry today arrived at their office in the city dressed as Kermit and Miss Piggy after following incorrect advice from Security to come "In fancy dress" today. Mr...
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Funny story: Riot police use new weapon on G20 protestors

Riot police use new weapon on G20 protestors

UK riot police have today used a controversial new weapon on the G20 protestors. The 'Soap'n'water' cannon has been adapted from the commonly used water cannon, and is part of the police strategy to target individual groups with appropriate deter...
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Funny story: Future G20 Summits to be Expanded

Future G20 Summits to be Expanded

Following criticism of the G8 and G20 formats, which are said to give the richest nations undue influence, future 'G' summits are to be altered to promote fairness. Speaking at a joint Press Conference, US Messiah Barack Obama and Saviour of the W...
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Funny story: Brown: "I was Blair April Fools Gag"

Brown: "I was Blair April Fools Gag"

In a shock development, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has admitted that his premiership has been an elaborate April Fools Hoax, perpetrated by Tony Blair on the electorate since 2007. Speaking at a Press Conference prior to the G20 summit, the PM ad...
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Funny story: Alan Shearer April Fool's Day Joke Angers Newcastle United Fans

Alan Shearer April Fool's Day Joke Angers Newcastle United Fans

There were red faces all round at St James Park today when, after initial reports late last night announced that Newcastle United hero Alan Shearer was to take over the manager's position at the club, it emerged this morning that the whole thing was...
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Funny story: World Gobbing Festival Goes Ahead!

World Gobbing Festival Goes Ahead!

The World Gobbing Festival will go ahead as planned on 17/07/09. Below are the entry categories (beginners and foreign gentleman welcome by the way). Cough and Gob Distance Contest: Current UK record held by Maurice Heave of Chelmsford, 5.7 metres. Consecutive Gobs over the Rugby Post: Current UK record held by Mary Griffiths of Clwyd, North Wales. 57 Gobs of varying sizes and textures.
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Funny story: Obama Is Respected

Obama Is Respected

Statistics released today including the regular quota by CNN include the following: 68% of Americans believe Satan is real. 66% of Americans think the world was created by God. 64% of Americans think that aliens have contacted humans. 63% of Americans think the movie and television industries are not run by Jews. 20% of American graduating seniors are functionally illiterate.
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Funny story: 2p Rise on Petrol and Diesel set to get Everybody at it

2p Rise on Petrol and Diesel set to get Everybody at it

Chancellor of the exchequer, Alastair Darling, in an amazing bit of political stuff has whacked 2p on petrol but that's not the half of it. Speaking from his £1,500,000 a week penthouse, paid for by expenses, he told The Spoof.com: "Times is ti...
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Funny story: Spice, Spouse and Migraine

Spice, Spouse and Migraine

In late seventies, when I decided to make pharma selling as my career, I never imagined the surprises awaited me. From the first day of training programme, which lasted for a month, there was no dearth for surprises, and I should admit many were pleasant. During the training programme, I started learning enthusiastically little bit of human physiology, anatomy and pharmacology, besides the nuances...
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Funny story: French threat to pull out of France

French threat to pull out of France

In an amazing escalation of its threat to pull out of the G20 Summit, the French government have now threatened to also pull out of France itself. President Tsar Nicolas Sarkozy was quoted as saying "If France does not improve we will be on the fi...
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Funny story: China set to replace their national language

China set to replace their national language

Beijing (China) 1st April: On the eve of New Year of China, the Chinese authority has released a about a possible amendment in their nation language possibility. The new amendment in response to growing concern for the Chinese authority on being poss...
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Funny story: Huns Finally Defeat Frogs in WWIII Economic Crisis

Huns Finally Defeat Frogs in WWIII Economic Crisis

Germany spent much of the first half of the twentieth century trying to take control of France and various other parts of the world. Ironically after being rescued by an Anglo-American alliance not once but twice, 21st Century frogs have decided that...
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Funny story: Bilderberg to squash dollar then push Special Drawing Rights

Bilderberg to squash dollar then push Special Drawing Rights

LONDON, England - The WSJ retracts the report that the Amero will replace the US Dollar, Peso and Canadian Dollar on April 1. The WSJ seems to be a victim of a cruel April Fool's day joke! They were fooled by TheSpoof.com! U.S.A. Today clears up...
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Funny story: Nato Marriage Manual Ravishes Sales in Afghanistan

Nato Marriage Manual Ravishes Sales in Afghanistan

The North Atlantic Treatme Organization has collaborated with the Afghani association for the mistreatment of the women in the creation and publication of a marriage manual that promises to help the Afghani male find his way around the Birqa. The...
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Funny story: Salty Snack Conglomerate Cheesetoes Kix it Up a Nacho

Salty Snack Conglomerate Cheesetoes Kix it Up a Nacho

Cheesetoes has been afoot in the salty snack market for decades now. Cheesetoe tasteologists have been experimenting with some Mejicano flavors since salsa outsold ketchup. Marketeers for the Toecheese parent company have been getting up pretty early...
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Funny story: The Taliban Bans Everything

The Taliban Bans Everything

The Taliban, tired of constantly coming up with new edicts regarding the behavior of the people they dominate, have passed an all-encompassing law that simply bans everything. Having made a reputation as being a severely authoritarian and stric...
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Funny story: Jeff Koons Doesn't Eat Out Anymore

Jeff Koons Doesn't Eat Out Anymore

Art Press Feed - No box lunch at the Y for Jeff, the middle aged artist Jeff Koons showing signs that family life is bearing down on him. In a recent, interview at the Tate Museum in London England, when asked about family life, the artist claimed,...
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Funny story: PVA Glue - Key To Undoing Recession, States 'Do Nothing Dave'

PVA Glue - Key To Undoing Recession, States 'Do Nothing Dave'

The Guildhall, London W1 - Opposition party leader, David 'do nothing' Cameron today announced his strategy for countering global recession here at The Guildhall by addressing a hardcore audience of Thatcherite devotees, intent on destroying civilisa...
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Funny story: Robert Downey Jr. As Naked Sherlock Holmes' Alter Ego, Mr. Hyde

Robert Downey Jr. As Naked Sherlock Holmes' Alter Ego, Mr. Hyde

Leave it to Robert Downey Jr. to screw up and turn Sherlock Holmes into a wisecracking action hero who ends up handcuffed naked to a bed with Dr. Watson lighting farts and cackling. Downey offered a sneaky peak Tuesday of "Sherlock Holmes," his ne...
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Funny story: Who's A Pretty Boy Then - Parrot Given Standing Ovation At G20 Summit

Who's A Pretty Boy Then - Parrot Given Standing Ovation At G20 Summit

London, England - The G20 Summit meeting, which is widely regarded by critics as an absolute waste of time and money which will produce nothing whatsoever, unless you happen to be a police officer working overtime, was given an unexpected boost by th...
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Funny story: Matchstick Model Maker Meets Maker In Suitably Nasty Accident

Matchstick Model Maker Meets Maker In Suitably Nasty Accident

Deadline, Llandriddmonsoonartilleydivision, Mid Glamorgan - World renowned matchstick model maker, Blodwyn Sheepskin, of Cwmdancin Farm, expired this morning as he attempted his most ambitious project to date. Having constructed small scale models...
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Funny story: Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Consternation in some quarters today as Polish football hooligans returning from an international match in Belfast have been rumoured to be stirring up violent anarchy in order to attract global notoriety at the G20 Summit in London. "These guys a...
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