Funny story: Old Adages "Totally Preposterous"

Old Adages "Totally Preposterous"

mighty -adj(-ier, -iest)1 powerful, strong. 2 massive, bulky.3 colloq.great, considerable. -adv.colloq.very (mighty difficult).n[Old English: related to MIGHT] A University professor has challenged the old adage that "the pen is mightier than the...
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Funny story: New game from Ford to boost car sales

New game from Ford to boost car sales

With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down a lot of percentage points, Ford of Dagenham have unveiled a great new contest to spur on purchasees of their cars. The new Ford Instant-Win Airbag Game has been launched.
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Funny story: The Steddyeddy Awards to Industry

The Steddyeddy Awards to Industry

These are the special "Value for Money" awards you have been waiting for - Steddyeddy's dedication to those businesses/organisations who in turn are solidly dedicated to .......... ripping you, their public, off. Of course, the main people to blame for the high prices are people like YOU, people who pay silly prices for silly things, allowing companies and firms to overcharge and provide extremely...
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Funny story: Definitions beginning with "S"

Definitions beginning with "S"

Definitions - "S" "Social Diarist" - over-egoed and seriously rich and seriously minor Celeb who obtains their own column in a prominent position within one of the high circulation newspapers. Quite obviously didn't get the job through either literary or journalistic talents - either daddy is extremely top-heavy wallet-wise, they know a thing or two about casting couches, they were slung out o...
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Funny story: 'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

'Too old' Selina Scott sues Porn Mag for £1million

Wannabee soft porn star Selina Scott is fighting for up to £1million in compensation from a softcore men's publications, claiming her pictures were rejected because she was too old. Mrs Scott 76, says she has been sending pictures of herself in th...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown condemns organ donation

Gordon Brown condemns organ donation

Prime Minister Gordon Brown shocked the nation today by speaking out firmly against organ donation. In an attack which received no support whatsoever from any of his cabinet colleagues, members of the ordinary Labour party, old Labour, Dennis Skin...
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Funny story: Cruise Reveals Deepest Darkest Fear

Cruise Reveals Deepest Darkest Fear

Earlier today, Tom Cruise revealed to HNN what scares him the most. Cruise explained how he deeply fears the possibility of there being a Flux in the Time-Space Continuum. For example, if Tom was about to cross his residential street. Now, althou...
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Funny story: Sex Goddess VP, Choice Of Hottie Palin by GOP, Causes HIGH VOLTAGE Amongst U.S. Males!

Sex Goddess VP, Choice Of Hottie Palin by GOP, Causes HIGH VOLTAGE Amongst U.S. Males!

I'll trade you one Willie Mays for one Jackie Robinson. Some of you guys around 60 can remember those exciting baseball days when the Yankees kept beating the Dodgers in the Series and it was common to throw cards against a wall to win the other guys...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Gets Axed

Jeremy Kyle Gets Axed

Plans have been announced to pull The Jeremy Kyle Show after a sudden drop in ratings. The show first aired in July 2005 and quickly became one of the UK's most popular daytime talk shows. The programme was renowned for its confrontational approa...
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Funny story: McCain coronary imminent for Thursday's Virgo Sun/Saturn conjunction trine Jupiter

McCain coronary imminent for Thursday's Virgo Sun/Saturn conjunction trine Jupiter

St Paul, Minnesota - (RIP Mess): The GOP's McCain/Palin schmoozefest will end in calamity according to UK Hellfire Club sky watchers. The prediction is based on the sky's starry pattern where the Sun and Saturn meet at 2am GMT this Thursday, just...
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Funny story: Newcastle United Fans Declare War On Mike Ashley

Newcastle United Fans Declare War On Mike Ashley

Newcastle United fans, angry at the decision to upset manager Kevin Keegan, have held an emergency meeting of the Toon Army, and have declared war on club owner Mike Ashley. The Army, which is 400,000 strong, has been mobilised, and, as its initia...
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Funny story: EA finally launches 'Spore' - creationists refute its existence

EA finally launches 'Spore' - creationists refute its existence

Electronic Arts (EA) has finally launched the long-awaited videogame 'Spore' to the delight of gamers worldwide. Creationists however are not so happy. "This game is apparently all about Evolution so we have decided to deny its existence" said pro...
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Funny story: Supermarket In Cake Scandal

Supermarket In Cake Scandal

A leading supermarket has been forced to remove a large amount of cakes, fancies and pies from their shelves. The drastic move is the result of a Trading Standards investigation, following rumours that counterfeit goods have infiltrated high-stre...
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Funny story: Gustav was secret MI5 codename for Al-Qaeda/Mossad double agent J K Rowling

Gustav was secret MI5 codename for Al-Qaeda/Mossad double agent J K Rowling

London - (Ass mess): Whitehall mandarins are said to be rattled-as-hell after a newpaper revealed that Gustav - the eponymous (sic) Caribbean storm - is MI5's secret codename for Al-QaEda/Mossad double agent, a.k.a J K Rowling. The Scottish childr...
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Funny story: British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

Lord Sebastian & Co., the Chair of the London Organising Committee of the London Olympic and Paralympic Games has announced in a statement the new sports that will be included in the 2012 London Games. Of primary interest to people in this cou...
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Funny story: Ominous St Paul craft buzzed Bush's Scareforce One

Ominous St Paul craft buzzed Bush's Scareforce One

St Paul, Minnesota - (Rabid Ass Mess): George W Bush's live viedolink address before the GOP convention was the result of a panic reaction following unprecedented UFO activity over the St Paul area during the weekend. Pentagon officials decided th...
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Funny story: Irish Boy sues mother for naming him Harry Dick

Irish Boy sues mother for naming him Harry Dick

HNN NEWS REPORTS Mrs Roda Dick stands the chance of possible jail time if she if found guilty of the charges pressed against her by her 13 year old son Harry Dick. Harry claims that his mother legally changed his name to Harry when he was 10 to pu...
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Funny story: Alaska Secedes From The Union

Alaska Secedes From The Union

Juneau AK-- The forty-ninth state abruptly seceded from the United States today. The Alaskan state legislature voted unanimously to leave the union. Sarah Palin will be sworn in as the first president of the Republic of Alaska in a noontime ceremony...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin inseminated aboard test tube-shaped UFO after joining Scientology

Bristol Palin inseminated aboard test tube-shaped UFO after joining Scientology

Juneau, Alaska - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Governor Sarah Palin's 17 year-old daughter conceived on board an unmarked test tube-shaped UFO above Wasilla two days after her own mother gave birth to a sibling on April 19. Bristol, named after UK co...
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Funny story: Bring Back the Bush Days Rally Occurs in the Midwest

Bring Back the Bush Days Rally Occurs in the Midwest

Chicago IL, January 20, 2011: The windy city was home to a Bring Back the Bush Days rally, as thousands of people peacefully marched through the downtown area. After narrowly defeating Senator McCain in the 2008 general election, President Obama now...
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Funny story: Over 65% of Men Will Suffer more than 5 bouts of testicle trauma during their lifetime!

Over 65% of Men Will Suffer more than 5 bouts of testicle trauma during their lifetime!

HNN REPORTS Recent studies have revealed that the average young man will experience at least 5 major bouts of testicle trauma during the span of his lifetime. Master Baite of the G&G (Genitalia and Genital Foundation) is giving out free check...
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Funny story: Auf Wiedersehen Pet

Auf Wiedersehen Pet

Affable and extremely likeable Gay Icon, Kevin Keegan (Kev) has today announced he will be holding a farewell concert, billed as ¨ Auf Wiedersehen Pet¨ at St James's Park on Saturday night. Kev issued a statement ¨I love Newcastle United, I really...
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Funny story: American Elections Not Childish Soap Opera Crap, Says Oprah

American Elections Not Childish Soap Opera Crap, Says Oprah

Chat show queen Oprah Winfrey today claimed that American elections are not dumb childish soap operas. At a special exclusive show, filmed live before a carefully scripted audience, she said: 'OK, today we have 2 people who claim - despite all th...
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Funny story: James Bond embarrased by gaffes

James Bond embarrased by gaffes

Fictional spy James Bond is said to be embarassed by the number of weak puns and quips he has made in his life. The super smooth agent, with a license to kill, a penchant for Martinis, shaken and not stirred, and an eye for the ladies is said to b...
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Funny story: Pope discovered reading Harry Potter books

Pope discovered reading Harry Potter books

In a shocking act of betrayal to Christianity the Pope was yesterday discovered reading "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". Although he tried to cover up his unChristian deed Cardinal Smith was having none of it. "I knocked on the door to h...
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Funny story: Big Brother: New Racism Allegations

Big Brother: New Racism Allegations

There was more controversy at the Big Brother house today, with new racism allegations flying about as Mohamed and Kathreya became the latest non-white housemates to be evicted. Kathreya, from Thailand, and Mohamed, from Somalia, were evicted last...
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Funny story: Kevin Keegan: Business As Usual

Kevin Keegan: Business As Usual

After yesterday's shenanigans on Tyneside, and the uncertainty over whether Kevin Keegan had been sacked or had walked out, it emerged today that absolutely NOTHING had happened, and Mr Keegan will report for work as usual this morning. Fans conve...
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Funny story: McCain to be Grandfather and Father to Palin's daughter's twins!

McCain to be Grandfather and Father to Palin's daughter's twins!

In yet another incredible combination and permutation to the McCain- Sarah Palin- Bristol Palin soap opera, Republican candie Johnny McC appears to have fathered with arm candy VP candie Sarah Palin. But that child was really the fetus from Mccai...
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Funny story: Laura Bush Tells RNC: W is a Big Zero!

Laura Bush Tells RNC: W is a Big Zero!

Always the loyal and supportive wife, first lady Librarian Laura Bush reached her breaking point at the Republican National Convention. Mrs Bush seemed to find ole W's avoidance of the convention, first to be with the Gustav refugees in Texas and...
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Funny story: More than 4,000 US Soldiers Drop Dead without a Standing Ovation

More than 4,000 US Soldiers Drop Dead without a Standing Ovation

Millions of Americans wonder why one deceased US soldier received a 5 minute standing ovation at the RNC while thousands have died silent and invisible. "Somehow the idea that it is who you know is not an adequate explanation for this anomaly," I...
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Funny story: St George W Bush Weeping Icon Appears at RNC!

St George W Bush Weeping Icon Appears at RNC!

Across the religious and superstitious world of faith and hocus pocus, weeping icons from Russia to Mexico have attracted flocks of pilgrims in search of a miracle. Despite the deep religiosity and medieval superstitions of American Republicans, few...
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Funny story: Iraqi War Dead Suddenly Able to be Seen at RNC!

Iraqi War Dead Suddenly Able to be Seen at RNC!

Spoofster Pointer has written about the strange inability to photograph Iraqi War dead. Even more bizarre is the development at their Republican national Convention where US war dead coffins suddenly became visible. All attempts at the depictio...
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Funny story: Jerry Lewis Telethon Allowed to Spill Over to RNC!

Jerry Lewis Telethon Allowed to Spill Over to RNC!

The multiple sob stories that demean Persons with Cerebral Palsy by Jerry Lewis' interminable Belabored Weekend Telethon has been allowed this year to spill over into the Republican National Convention. Hurricane Gustav and the impending doom of N...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin Photo Shoot Planned

Bristol Palin Photo Shoot Planned

A Bristol Palin photo shoot is being planned, GOP sources are saying. Sarah Palin's daughter will work with photographer Annie Lebovitz to get some pictures of the girl to show off her pregnancy and confront the issue head on. Vanity Fair is expected...
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Funny story: John McCain, Bill Clinton Trade Sarah Palin Jokes

John McCain, Bill Clinton Trade Sarah Palin Jokes

John McCain and Bill Clinton both got themselves in trouble Tuesday due to inappropriate humor. McCain joked about his choice for Vice President with her husband, while Clinton made a questionable remark about the Palin's daughter. McCain was havi...
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Funny story: McCain Invented Text Messaging

McCain Invented Text Messaging

Valley of the Kings - Egypt Tel announced today that they have found evidence that text messaging was invented here seven thousand years ago by the original rebel John McCain. The poster child for the living dead is still revered in Egypt as the B...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Hot Photos In Demand

Sarah Palin Hot Photos In Demand

The word is out - Sarah Palin hot photos are in. Tabloid newspapers everywhere are in the hunt for hot photos of the GOP VP nominee in a bikini, other swimsuit, and especially nude. Paparazzi are in high gear in their efforts to catch Palin in any...
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