Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Behind-Closed-Doors Show For Henry Kissinger

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Behind-Closed-Doors Show For Henry Kissinger

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, made famous by the many stories written about them by this author, are to perform a one-off behind-closed-doors 'show' for one of their all-time biggest fans, the former US Secretary of State, Dr Henry Kissinger. D...
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Funny story: Baroness Thatcher to Return

Baroness Thatcher to Return

London UK - There was jubilation in the Tory Party today when recent rumours of a return to politics by Baroness Thatcher were confirmed. In a surprise visit to the Tory Party conference in Brighton Baroness Thatcher (132) took the podium and conv...
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Funny story: Hull Youngsters Humble Mighty Gunners

Hull Youngsters Humble Mighty Gunners

Arsenal 1, Hull City 2 (TWO) - Premiership newcomers Hull City left out experienced players Nick Barmby (58) and Dean Windass (63), opting instead to send out their junior squad featuring players such as Geovanni (13) and Cousin (11). The tactic p...
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Funny story: Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Scientists at the John Denver University, West Virginia claim that comics, idiots and half-wits, live on average fifty years longer than the 'serious tossers' of the world. "Paul Newman is dead" Professor Pitkin said " the recent death of Paul...
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Funny story: Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Sources close to the palace have revealed today that HRH Prince Philip (103) has changed his viagra supplier. Not only has he abandoned his prescription supplies from Boots but has insisted on using a foreign generic brand. HRH has been overheard...
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Funny story: Manchester City Lose Again

Manchester City Lose Again

There was more penalty controversy at the JJB Stadium this afternoon as Wigan Athletic overcame their richer and more illustrious opponents, Manchester City, in a thrilling game which saw the Latics run out 2-1 winners. Valencia and Zaki, from the...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Do's & Don't's On Being A Good Alaskan Housewife

Sarah Palin's Do's & Don't's On Being A Good Alaskan Housewife

This article was written by Chessie May Doowhistle and will be appearing in the next issue of Housewife Haven & Sanctuary Semi-Monthly Magazine. GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has only given four interviews since she was picked by John McCain to be his running mate. The first three interviews were with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and Katie Couric. I am proud to say that I wa...
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Funny story: Pakistan Issues Warning To The USA

Pakistan Issues Warning To The USA

KARACHI, Pakistan - Pakastani President Asif Ali Zardari has issued a warning to the United States that it had better stay out of Pakastani territory. "We are tired of the Americans coming over here and acting like they own the damn place." Zarda...
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Funny story: Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists from West Viginia, Mountain Mamma University, have conclusively proved that 'tabloid journalists' are almost entirely composed of 'scum matter' it was revealed yesterday in the October Journal of British Physiology and Necrology. "Count...
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Funny story: Congress Plans $700 Billion Bake Sale

Congress Plans $700 Billion Bake Sale

Washington DC-- Congress was faced with the biggest challenge in generations over the weekend and decided to look away at the last minute. No one wanted to write a check for $700 billion! After a weekend of threats and tears, House Speaker Nancy Pel...
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Funny story: Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes Countdown on BBC Three

Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes Countdown on BBC Three

Famous Bear-Baiting TV host Jeremy Kyle is to host the Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes countdown on BBC Three. BBC Three has shown a number of these Most Annoying shows, with such topics as Microwave Ovens, Television Couples, Transvestite...
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Funny story: Push to spread cricket

Push to spread cricket

As the first step in its new initiative to popularise cricket in those countries which are unfamiliar with the game, the MCC (Marylebone Cricket Club), which is the sport's governing body, today issued a new, short explanation of the game. This is intended to clarify the imagined complications that deter many would-be players. A SHORT EXPLANATION OF CRICKET A game of Cricket has two team...
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Funny story: Polls Show Obama's Lack of Financial Experience Beats McCain's Lack of Financial Experience

Polls Show Obama's Lack of Financial Experience Beats McCain's Lack of Financial Experience

In the midst of the recent problems on Wall Street, Barack Obama has experienced a surge in the polls. America, it seems, feels more comfortable with Obama than John Mccain when it comes to handling a financial crisis. "I definitely will be vot...
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Funny story: Boothroyds Personal Hearing At The FA (Football Asylum)

Boothroyds Personal Hearing At The FA (Football Asylum)

FA Man : So Bothroyd, you have requested this personal hearing in relation to the Charge brought against you of Bringing The Game Into Disrepute, directing abusive and/or insulting words towards Head Boy Stuart Attwell, and you had the temerity to question what is clearly a perfectly valid decision made by one of our Prefects Nigel Bannister, I'm sorry Mr Bothroyd, but that's 50 lashes of the Cane...
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Funny story: Banning of Anvils from Cartoons

Banning of Anvils from Cartoons

Health and Safety officials are set to ban the use of anvils in all cartoons. Mr Christopher Lod from the organisation 'Safety in Cartoons' has issued the statement. 'We at S.I.C would like the complete ban of Anvils from cartoons. We feel that th...
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Funny story: Ban on Alan Lifted

Ban on Alan Lifted

A recent ban on Alans in the Western Hemsiphere has been lifted. The ban, which was only enforced in a number of places has come as a relief to Mr Alan Allen from the Preserving Alans society. He told us: 'It is something of a relief. I mean it w...
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Funny story: Obama Stimulus Package: Obama's Momma's Pawnorama!

Obama Stimulus Package: Obama's Momma's Pawnorama!

Chicago/Sun Times - Responding to constituents' cries for cash to get through the week, the Presidential Candidate pledged relief by announcing a new chain of pawn shops will open in Major cities in the US backed by a coalition of Democratic Mayors...
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Funny story: Grandma finds Elvis living in her basement

Grandma finds Elvis living in her basement

A 79 year old Czech Grandmother had a big shock Tuesday last when she found Elvis Presley alive and well in her basement. She had just started spring cleaning and was searching her lower room for equipment when a light came on and the distinctive...
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Funny story: The McTaj Mahal Now Open

The McTaj Mahal Now Open

Indian government officials have announced that the Taj Mahal, a large mausoleum located in Agra, is being turned into the nation's largest McDonalds Restaurant where it will provide Indian pitta bread and pappa dums in place of sesame seed buns and...
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Funny story: Cantona Heading to City

Cantona Heading to City

Eric Cantona is set to join up with his old Manchester United teammate Mark Hughes at Manchester City in the next few days. Former Manchester United hero Cantona has been tipped in recent years to one day take-over the managerial throne from Boss...
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Funny story: Paulson Proposes National Lottery to Dump Bad Mortgages!

Paulson Proposes National Lottery to Dump Bad Mortgages!

Washington,DC/ Wall Street Journal - Secretary of the Treasury, Henry Paulson, today proposed a national lottery to dispose of a significant amount of sub prime mortgages in default. Paulson's plan would mandate that state lotteries no longer use...
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Funny story: Paul Newman Dies, Saves the World from Economic Collapse

Paul Newman Dies, Saves the World from Economic Collapse

Legendary actor, philanthropist, and all-round good guy Paul Newman has died at age 83 from complications due to cancer and clogged arteries as a result of a lifetime of red meat consumption. He was well-known for his classic quip, "Why go out for ha...
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Funny story: Lego step in as Hamilton sponsors go bust

Lego step in as Hamilton sponsors go bust

According to an inside source (Bruce Mclaren's small intestine), Mclaren bosses blew literally billions of pounds betting on ferret racing in the early hours of this morning. Due to the overwhelming debt that the company bosses have landed themselves...
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Funny story: Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Congressman Ron Paul singlehandedly resolved the global economic crisis Sunday morning. The former presidential candidate used a little-known clause in the Constitution to take over the government. "I had enough," said Dr. Paul. "Those idiots have...
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Funny story: AssFrFred44Giveness: if England Gets a Catholic Queen?

AssFrFred44Giveness: if England Gets a Catholic Queen?

Dear AssFrFred$$G: Will God forgive Henry the Eighth if England gets a Catholic Queen? GK Chesterton's Lover Dear Lover, GKCL, that is... The apostacy of Henry the Eighth will always bee n a grave sin for the Roman Church since the Vatican lost lots of very valuable property including the Holy Grail, Excalibur and StoneHenge. Catholics, British and otherwise have been thirsting for...
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Explodes

Hilary Clinton Explodes

Observers were left horrified today as U.S. politician Hilary Clinton exploded. The 60-year-old Democrat left witnesses shell-shocked after detonating in Washington DC while delivering a speech on health care. Washington resident and Hulk Hog...
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Funny story: Gazza becomes Freddy

Gazza becomes Freddy

Paul Gascoigne's fans are about to see him like never before - as horror movie villain Freddy Krueger! The 41-year-old former England International is following fellow footballer and part-time chimney sweep Vinnie Jones into the acting business b...
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