Funny story: Howard from Halifax bank ads gets execution reprieve

Howard from Halifax bank ads gets execution reprieve

Howard Brown, the famous bank clerk who made a name for himself appearing in Halifax Bank adverts, won his appeal against execution from the charges brought by the Actors union. In an unprecedented move, the union dismissed Brown 2 years ago becau...
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Funny story: Ruth Kelly To Step Down Because People Think She Is A Man

Ruth Kelly To Step Down Because People Think She Is A Man

Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly is to step down from office in November because people think she is a man, according to a source in Whitehall. Doorman, Bernard Hodgkins-Disease, told our reporter that Miss Kelly, who has four children under the age...
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Funny story: Americans have a new crisis on their hands

Americans have a new crisis on their hands

The people of America suddenly realised today that they have yet another a crisis in the country. Congress, comprising both sides of the political divide, today got together to discuss the crisis and felt that a solution is possibly in hand. It...
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Funny story: Man City, The World's Richest Club, Made To Look Like Idiots

Man City, The World's Richest Club, Made To Look Like Idiots

Manchester City, the world's richest football club, have tonight gone out of the Carling Cup at the hands of minnows Brighton & Hove Albion, and, according to manager, Mark Hughes, were: "made to look like idiots!" With the scores level at 2-2...
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Funny story: TV Supernanny Jo Frost Advises Parents To Get Rid Of Their Children - Quickly!

TV Supernanny Jo Frost Advises Parents To Get Rid Of Their Children - Quickly!

A well respected TV Supernanny has run into controversy this week over her advice to a particularly troublesome family on a housing estate in Liverpool. Rather than counsel them about their horrid children's behaviour, or provide self-help solutions,...
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Funny story: Royal Corgi in Death Blast

Royal Corgi in Death Blast

It is with great sadness that Buckingham Palace has confirmed today that one of Her Majesty's favourite corgis (Whippington - Barksworthy the third) exploded at the `Royal garden party yesterday after it ate a large amount of asparagus and cabbage pa...
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Funny story: West Ham & Tottenham To Groundshare After 2012 Olympics

West Ham & Tottenham To Groundshare After 2012 Olympics

London rivals West Ham and Tottenham are involved in preliminary discussions with the government about a possible groundshare situation after the 2012 London Olympics. The Olympic Stadium, currently under construction, is expected to cost around £...
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Funny story: Bon Jovi, Bowie, Beck, Bananarama and B.B. King Stump for Barack Obama

Bon Jovi, Bowie, Beck, Bananarama and B.B. King Stump for Barack Obama

Boston - Bolstering his beleaguered campaign bankroll, Barack Obama's brain trust blueprints plans for a Blues/Rock fundraiser. Bound for Boston, a bountiful bevy of British and U.S. bands are booked and for the two-day jamboree. Boosters will b...
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Funny story: Cookers Start Collapsing Into Their Own Footprints

Cookers Start Collapsing Into Their Own Footprints

As it seems to be certain that the laws of physics have been changed since 911, with buildings falling into their own footprints with fires that are far below the melting point of structural steel girders and bolts, many housewives have started to ex...
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Funny story: Bedbugs Major Problem In Hotels

Bedbugs Major Problem In Hotels

Philadelphia PA-- Bedbugs are back and they are causing major headaches for hotel chains across the country. The bugs were almost wiped out decades ago but are making a repeat visit thanks to global travel and global warming. Bedbugs are shiny bl...
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Funny story: Terrorist Threat declared in Africa

Terrorist Threat declared in Africa

World War Obsessives George Hedge and his aide Tony Blurt confirmed this morning that Africa was indeed the terrorist threat they have been waiting for all along. Misguided attempts at destroying Osama Been Hiding and the rest of the Arab World were...
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Funny story: Klingons take over football club

Klingons take over football club

The Premiership was rocked today by another takeover. At a press conference early this afternoon a representative from Newchester Athletic confirmed that the club had been taken over by a new owner from another galaxy. Graham Sprout told reporters...
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Funny story: List of Rejected Car Names For 2009

List of Rejected Car Names For 2009

This article will appear in the November issue of Showroom Floor Extensively Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine Every year the automobile industry comes up with literally hundreds of possible names for their new line of automobiles. Three of the most popular names from the past have been the Ford Mustang which first appeared in 1964, the Chevrolet Corvette which came out in 1953, and the Pon...
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Funny story: Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.
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Funny story: "I Kill Hamsters for Fun" says Britton

"I Kill Hamsters for Fun" says Britton

Daytime TV favourite Fern Britton has stunned viewers with the revelation that she likes to kill hamsters for pleasure. The bombshell comes just days after her recent dramatic weight loss was revealed to be nothing more than an illusion created by...
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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider activity delayed

Large Hadron Collider activity delayed

The Large Hadron Collider experiment was put on hold for a few months after scientists at CERN were forced to switch off the device. Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse was on hand to explain. "It is quite straight forward actually. We are no...
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Funny story: Daniel Day-Lewis out of Retirement

Daniel Day-Lewis out of Retirement

Renowned method actor Daniel Day-Lewis has been preparing for his latest film role as a talented but reclusive English method actor by locking himself away in a luxurious French mansion, not talking to anyone and refusing to do interviews. Talente...
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Funny story: Tyrannical swine who terrorised UK faces the chop after reign of terror comes to an end

Tyrannical swine who terrorised UK faces the chop after reign of terror comes to an end

Buckingham Palarse - (Cold War Mess): A tyrannical swine whose spurious republican 'mother's' reign terrorised the UK for over 55 years is facing the chop. The 100 kilo porker's fascist relatives had been keeping Albion in virtual enslavement sinc...
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Funny story: Pakistan shoots down UFO on notorious alien rat run

Pakistan shoots down UFO on notorious alien rat run

Islamabad-bad-bad - (X-Files mess): Pakistani military sources have shot down a UFO over a site that was once the location of a prehistoric mothership base on the notorious Islamabad-bad-bad to Kandahar rat run. Official government press sources i...
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Funny story: Man Sells Face on eBay

Man Sells Face on eBay

For most of us at the moment the 'credit crunch' is dictating our spending habits, and forcing us to be more careful with our money. As fuel prices continue to rise and energy bills soar there is a need for many to seek additional means of income, fr...
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Funny story: EDF contaminated power

EDF contaminated power

Tests have confirmed that French electricity being supplied to the UK is contaminated with C-Difficile, the super bug which normally lurks in unpasteurised milk and causes lethargy, cynicism, arrogance and untimely trains. EDF customers have been...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown's speech - live coverage

Gordon Brown's speech - live coverage

14.24 - Sarah Brown takes the podium to a standing ovation minutes before her husband is due to speak. She explains that Gordon is not well and won't be able to come into conference today. She tells the faithful that he has an upset stomach and a headache. 14.31 - The hubbub in the conference hall is getting out of hand, so Jack Straw jumps on stage to lead a rendition of the Red Flag and t...
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Funny story: Another major collapse follows Fannie May and Freddie Mac

Another major collapse follows Fannie May and Freddie Mac

Following hot on the heels of the recent collapse of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the UK's Maggie May has now also collapsed. Rod Stewart, speaking from his Dulwich hairdresser, who, incidentally, was a winner of the USA Annual Blind Hairdresser of...
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Funny story: Bailout CEOs get Viagra scripts from US

Bailout CEOs get Viagra scripts from US

CEO's get BONE US - Recent government financed, bailed out CEO's, are getting erectile dysfunctional medical prescriptions free,courtesy of the US taxpayer. Citing preexisting conditions, and applying a little known or understood law, lawyers fo...
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Funny story: Dems Dump Obama, Resurrect FDR

Dems Dump Obama, Resurrect FDR

In swift response to President Bush's cancellation of the November elections, the Democratic National Committee made this stunning announcement just moments ago. DNC Chairwoman Pardy Hack addressed the nation with the amazing news that the Democrats...
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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider Quarked-up after Wrong Sort of Big Bang

Large Hadron Collider Quarked-up after Wrong Sort of Big Bang

Earlier this month the scientific world's bespectacled anorak gang, aka the Mensa Morons, with more degrees than a thermometer and less common sense that a business of lemmings, posed, quaffing firkins of champagne and grinning like Cheshire cats.
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Funny story: Kelly sacked of her own accord

Kelly sacked of her own accord

Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly has announced that she has decided to be kicked out of the cabinet at the next reshuffle, expected soon after the conference season is over. Heavily over promoted by Tony Blair, the controversial Catholic made head...
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Funny story: Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

British health authorities are urging UK's MD's to stop their use of the ADHD pharmaceutical, Ritalin. British Doctors without Boundaries spokesperson, Kent Keep-Concentration protested the ruling on behalf of the whomevers he represents: "Wit...
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Funny story: Sarah Brown denies that Gordie Has PMS But Admits He's Bottled Up with DSB!

Sarah Brown denies that Gordie Has PMS But Admits He's Bottled Up with DSB!

PM wife Sarah brown attacked critics who are claiming that her hubbie Gordie is suffering from PMS. "Gordon is a PM with no S about him. Sure the boyo gets a little grouchy from time to time but who wouldn't what with the whole of England collaps...
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Funny story: The Grand Opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want Foreign Car Emporium and Straight Talk Salon

The Grand Opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want Foreign Car Emporium and Straight Talk Salon

Country First was the slogan of Republitincan candie John McCain until it was revealed that he owned four foreign cars, a Honda, a Volkswagen, A Toyota and a Lexus. McCain immediately announced the grand opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want F...
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Funny story: Hadron Collider Wrecked by Black Hole It Created, Down for Repairs

Hadron Collider Wrecked by Black Hole It Created, Down for Repairs

GENEVA (FMLiveWire) -- The world's newest and biggest particle accelerator the Large Hadron Collider was wrecked by a miniature black hole it created and will not begin operations again until April, officials at CERN revealed this week. The machin...
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Funny story: Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Man freed from Ikea after 3 years

Warrington UK: Police revealed today that a man who had been missing for 3 years, had in fact been living in an Ikea store. The furniture store, famed for not having correct exit signs around the store, leading many to suggest it was a ploy to kee...
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Funny story: Feds' Wall Street bail-out fraud probe linking 9/11, Soros, Buffett, Gates, Silverstein

Feds' Wall Street bail-out fraud probe linking 9/11, Soros, Buffett, Gates, Silverstein

Off-the-Wall-St, NYC - (WTC Mess): The FBI is probing a huge fraud and cover-up involving collapsed Wall Street behemoths and luminaries of the prestigeous That's Rich! List global wealth rankings. Early reports indicate an unprecedented offshore...
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