Funny story: Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

The explosion that devastated the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad at the weekend, is thought not to have been the work of Islamic Fundamentalists, but the result of "a really bad curry". The hotel was badly damaged in the blast, which left a 20-foot c...
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Funny story: Barack Obama's Sexy Diary Turns Up Under Podium

Barack Obama's Sexy Diary Turns Up Under Podium

It was all over the blogosphere today that Barack Obama's Diary turned up when a high school janitor was moving a podium recently. He sold the diary for an undisclosed sum to a mysterious chain smoking man in a gray trench coat. The janitor who...
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Funny story: Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Beaten European Ryder Cup golfer Lee Westwood, complained bitterly today about the ungentlemanly conduct of the galleries at the Valhalla course, and described US team captain Paul Azinger as a "wanker". Westwood, from Sheffield, was speaking afte...
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Funny story: US Economy Ends

US Economy Ends

The economy has failed. President Bush and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke joined together in Washington to announce that the US economy is now officially kaput. A crack team of experts on the economy will now work on a plan for a new US eco...
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Funny story: I am not Sarah Palin, but my email account is hacked!

I am not Sarah Palin, but my email account is hacked!

I am no Sarah Palin. But my yahoo account was sabotaged some time back. My email is important too. The contents in my email are extremely confidential. I had been in constant touch with James Bond in helping him do what he does best, No, not screwing around, saving the world. I help Cat woman in filing her claws, please it is no joke, as they are most important (Well second most important if yo...
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Funny story: TV Fat Man Phil Jupitus is Giant 'Gas' Planet Jupiter Shock

TV Fat Man Phil Jupitus is Giant 'Gas' Planet Jupiter Shock

The Spoof can reveal professional fatty and lay-about Phil Jupitus, is actually the Giant Gas planet 'Jupiter'. For years the general public wondered where he came from and what the hell he does, but our undercover reporter has discovered the iden...
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Funny story: After Weekend of Madness, British Public Resumes Apathy Towards Golf

After Weekend of Madness, British Public Resumes Apathy Towards Golf

An entire nation woke groggily yesterday with the nagging guilty feeling that traditionally accompanies ill-judged over-indulgence. After sternly promising to be sensible, Great Britain lost it from around 5pm on Friday and proceeded to degenerat...
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Funny story: Elbow Book is not a Big Hit

Elbow Book is not a Big Hit

The success of Social Networking site Facebook has led, perhaps inevitably to a number of other copy cat sites of a similar nature, the latestof which, Elbow Book has just called in the Administrators. Elbow Book spokesman Charlie Wotsit said: 'It...
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Funny story: George Formby was no good at cleaning windows

George Formby was no good at cleaning windows

Historical texts have proven that Ukulele player George Formby was not a good window cleaner. Contemporary reports from the time revealed that the comedy maverick was often tardy, left his ladders all over the place, used the same water for days,...
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Funny story: Jesus Signs For Spurs

Jesus Signs For Spurs

Jesus has signed for Spurs it has been announced. This has already caused controversy within the premiership given that the transfer window deadline has expired. A spokesman for the premier league stated 'it is not on, one minute Jesus is perform...
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Funny story: South Philly Man Arrested For Marrying 23 Women

South Philly Man Arrested For Marrying 23 Women

Philadelphia PA-- Anthony Romero was arrested today on bigamy charges. Prosecutors say he married at least 23 times, all of them women from his South Philadelphia neighborhood. All the women lived in the same modest blocks of row houses in the Italia...
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Funny story: Man Knighted For Wearing Turban

Man Knighted For Wearing Turban

Palmer-Violet Sing 61, from Birmingham, Alabama, USA is to be honored by the Queen for services to turban wearing, turban tying and being called Palmer-Violet Sing. "Chuckle Brothers Knighted For Being Brothers" In a new initiative by the gove...
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Funny story: UN Official Calls for Promotion of Buggery

UN Official Calls for Promotion of Buggery

At the United Nations Population Control Conference in Istanbul last week the Saudi Arabian-born executive director of the UN Population Fund, MsThoraya Obaid, called for more funding for the propagation of Third World population control and the 'de-...
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Funny story: Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Washington DC: In August 2008, the media was so busy focusing on the major party political conventions in Denver CO and Minneapolis MN that they missed the Paleontology Conference held here. The fossilized remains of several new species of dinosaur have been unearthed in digs around the country. Republicanosaur: This creature was once thought to be extinct. However, it has been seen alive...
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Funny story: SportsSphere Magazine (Vol. 1, No. 1)

SportsSphere Magazine (Vol. 1, No. 1)

From The Dear Mr. Sports Sidekick Section of SportsSphere Magazine Dear Mr. Sports Sidekick: How come we always hear quotes about baseball, football, basketball, and soccer but we hardly ever hear any quotes about hockey? Just this morning I heard on one of the local radio sports stations here in Fargo, North Dakota that recently divorced baseball super star Alex Rodriguez of the New York...
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Funny story: Damien Hirst Shocks the Inconsequential Commercial Art World

Damien Hirst Shocks the Inconsequential Commercial Art World

Fresh from his gigantic rip-off art auction at London's Sotheby's where he netted a cool £95.7 million for pickled dead animals and other 'must have' items, Damien Hirst wasted no time and today announced his next ambitious project. Following upo...
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Funny story: Organic lobby defy GM experts

Organic lobby defy GM experts

The famous 'Fearsome Twosome', carrot farmer Paddy Hold'em and Mrs Trellis of North Wales yesterday cricised two leading lights of the scientific world by claiming that their's was the only really natural method of farming and that any attempts to ca...
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Funny story: Virgin first appeared at Stongehenge circa 2300 BC scientists say

Virgin first appeared at Stongehenge circa 2300 BC scientists say

Stonehenge - (Holy Ass Mess): An apparition of the Virgin first appeared in Stonehenge around 2300 BC according to forensic archaeologists examining the ancient monument. Stone carvings of the neolithic Madonna have been found on one of the bigges...
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Funny story: Stormont bomb was a spoof

Stormont bomb was a spoof

Belfast - (AssoCIAted Mess): Loyalist paranormal nutter Michael Stone has told a Belfast Crown Court today that his attempt to storm Stormont and blow it to smithereens was a spoof - "a act of performance art along traditional Northern Irish spoofing...
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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina. By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to...
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Funny story: Stonehenge archaeologists reveal global warming theory behind crashed UFO remains

Stonehenge archaeologists reveal global warming theory behind crashed UFO remains

Stonehenge, Wilts - (TinFoilHat Mess): Archaeologists excavating Stonehenge have found the remains of a pre-Atlanis era UFO which may have crashed during a flight from the Lunar base discovered by the moon-walking astronuts of the Apollo mission.
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Funny story: Spoof writer Monkey Woods in humanitarian Aga Saga corker

Spoof writer Monkey Woods in humanitarian Aga Saga corker

Dudley, Yorks - (Humunguous Ass Mess): Veteran Spoof! writer Monkey Woods was being hailed as a humanitarian philanthropissed (sic) today following an act of unprecedented chivalry towards the newly impoverished ex-wife of His Highness The Agha Khan...
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Funny story: US Government Goes Bail-out Happy

US Government Goes Bail-out Happy

Just ask, and we'll bail you out. No matter who you're: AIG, FNM, FRE… Lehman Brothers, get a bridge loan quick and help is coming. 1 billion to Georgia even you did not ask. Use it to dig a big hole to sink Russian tanks before they crush your police cruisers. See the incredible results. Instead of 9 out of 10 voters lose his job, only 1. Instead of 9 out of 10 investors jump...
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Funny story: Excerpt from Sarah Palin's hacked email

Excerpt from Sarah Palin's hacked email

Wow, can you believe me Vice President, I didn't even know we had a Vice President in this Country, well at least we don't have one in Alaska. I just hope they don't find out my stupid kid got knocked up "again". John McCain must really be desperate, hopefully the old fart will kick the bucket, then I'll be able to really change somethings in Washington. Say goodbye to science, books an...
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Funny story: FA Respect Programme Goes To Shit After Watford/Reading Linesman Blunder

FA Respect Programme Goes To Shit After Watford/Reading Linesman Blunder

The Respect Programme, - the FA's programme of activities to combat unacceptable behaviour in football at every level - on the pitch and from the sidelines - is this morning in tatters, after a ridiculous blunder by the linesman in last weekend's Cha...
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Funny story: Could Emma Watson actually be a man?

Could Emma Watson actually be a man?

The biggest shock to hit the entertainment industry since Elvis was discovered working in a chip shop outside Barnsley in 2001 has emerged this morning. Harry Potter starlet, attractive young woman and male teenagers' heart, and other bodily areas...
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Funny story: Cookie Monster told to Diet

Cookie Monster told to Diet

The Cookie Monster, a beloved character on Children's entertainment smorgasbord Sesaeme Street has been told to diet. Muppet Dr Bunsen told us:'It is for his own good. A Monster who eats nothing but Cookie is not going to be in the best of health...
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Funny story: Basingstoke Council oppose Home Secretary's kerb crawling measures

Basingstoke Council oppose Home Secretary's kerb crawling measures

In a harshly-worded response to the Home Secretary's proposed clamp-down on kerb-crawling, Basingstoke Council have made it clear they object to any activity which may eradicate this practice. Using words like "no", "never", "you what?" and even,...
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Funny story: Archaeologists use really old guy to date Stonehenge

Archaeologists use really old guy to date Stonehenge

Scientists have found a way to tell exactly when Stonehenge was built. For hundreds of years, this stone circle has confounded everyone. Conventional methods of pinpointing its origin using carbon dating don't work because the Ancients used rock rath...
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Funny story: Prostitutes New Campaign: "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less"

Prostitutes New Campaign: "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less"

Bunny Ranch, Reno, NV - Economic hard times have hit almost every sector of American life including the brothels of Nevada. So the working ladies of the famous Bunny Ranch brothel outside of Reno, Nevada are touting the Republican slogan that fits th...
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Funny story: Eva Mendes publishes book and DVD: "Naked in the Garden with Eva"

Eva Mendes publishes book and DVD: "Naked in the Garden with Eva"

Los Angeles, California - Everyone needs a hobby to relax. Eva Mendes, movie star, PETA "FUR?" ad model and spokesperson, has one too. Like millions of Americans, hers is gardening. Only, she does it naked. Recently, a publisher approached Mendes, wh...
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Funny story: Hal and Hank Steingrabber Conjoined Twins and their Wonders of the World Improvement Program

Hal and Hank Steingrabber Conjoined Twins and their Wonders of the World Improvement Program

Baron George Von Steingrabber's conjoined twin sons after engineering the demolition of Yankee Stadium have moved on to improve upon other wonders of the world. They have announced plans to dismantle the Great Wall of China and rebuild it to keep...
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Funny story: The Sign

The Sign

What really happened, though immaterial, is going to stay with me for quite some time. To clarify, I need to provide some details. First and foremost, I, like many, do some jogging, not to impress my constituents but to keep the blood flowing through my aching muscles; therefore, I jog unnoticeably at dawn for 45 minutes. Of course, not on the high streets, parks or tracks, simply in my confine...
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Funny story: Republicrecants Succeed in Gaining VP Debate in Sign Language!

Republicrecants Succeed in Gaining VP Debate in Sign Language!

The Republicant party has had so much buyer's regret over their purchase of small town Mayor Sarah Palin that they borrowed Al Gore's 2000 lock box to keep her from the press, the American people and the half of Alaska that hates her. Realizing t...
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Funny story: PMS Brown Bottles It Big Time!

PMS Brown Bottles It Big Time!

What's British, bottling it and big time grumpy? Why PMS Brown, of course. Caught in a clench, paralyzed in a paroxysm, dear deer in the headlights - Gordon Brown has been PM sssing for months now. Lacking the John Major league cool, Brown has got...
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Funny story: Communist China bails out American capitalism

Communist China bails out American capitalism

In an unprecedented foreign policy move, China now claims to be the economic super power of the world. China's foreign policy economic advisor Mr. Misohorny stated, "The American Government owes us billions of dollars worth of debt and realized th...
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Funny story: Bush Bailout Continues

Bush Bailout Continues

The Bush Administration, led by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulsen and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, facing an incredulous Main Street America and a dumb & dumber Congress, has promulgated additional components to their most recent foray t...
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Funny story: Battle of Tony Alamo: polygamy nutter tells cops to Fouke off

Battle of Tony Alamo: polygamy nutter tells cops to Fouke off

Fouke, Arkansas - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A police raid on fundamentalist polygamy nutter Tony Alamo's Church of the Prepuberal Hymen Rapture was met with stiff resistance this weekend. The ex-jailbird pastor accused of Warren Jeffs-type of ch...
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