Funny story: Sarah Palin Really Dick Cheney In Drag

Sarah Palin Really Dick Cheney In Drag

New Yawk, NY-- A shocking photo of Dick Cheney changing clothes is making the rounds of news bureaus here tonight. The photo shows Dick Cheney changing into a dress, high heels, and fright wig behind a curtain at the Republican National Convention.
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Funny story: Klingons sighted again

Klingons sighted again

Coastguard officials from the port of Dubris, known as Dover in Roman times, have reported sighting a large yacht loaded with Klingons and heading for the British coast at a rate of knots. These loathsome 'creatures of nightmare' have not been see...
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Funny story: Everton Boss David Moyes Banished From Dugout For Wearing A Kilt

Everton Boss David Moyes Banished From Dugout For Wearing A Kilt

There was chaos at the Britannia Stadium this afternoon when Everton boss David Moyes was sent from the dugout during his side's visit to Stoke, after the referee spotted him wearing a kilt! Moyes, who is Scottish, was deemed by referee Alan Wiley...
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Funny story: Paralympic Track Marshal To Be Charged With Jaywalking

Paralympic Track Marshal To Be Charged With Jaywalking

The Chinese track marshal who nonchalantly walked onto the running track in the midst of the 5000m wheelchair race, and was nearly flattened, has been charged with Jaywalking, it has emerged. Phu Kin Nut casually ambled through a maelstrom of spee...
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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale to join "Ouran High School Host Club" cast

Ashley Tisdale to join "Ouran High School Host Club" cast

It has been announced that Ashley Tisdale is one of the actors dubbing the new anime series "Ouran High School Host Club". Again, this is what the leprechaun in my head tells me. The news was announced on the anime's official website, saying "we...
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Funny story: Life is not fair to men!

Life is not fair to men!

"Life isn't exactly fair to men. For instance, when we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. Then when we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. However, when we die, our widows get the life insurance and winters in Florida. What is it exactly that women want to be liberated from?"...
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Funny story: Manchester City to Create Genetically Modified Players!

Manchester City to Create Genetically Modified Players!

The new Sheikh owners of Manchester City have sensationally declared their intention to create GM (genetically modified) -Down Syndrome- players in a London-based laboratory. In a candid interview, Dr. Al-Oilman, the new head of Man City's board...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Author To Be Sued By Indians

Harry Potter Author To Be Sued By Indians

JK Moaning, the authoress, is tonight seeking legal advice, after the Indian government filed a lawsuit against her for plagiarising when reproducing the story behind the film Hari Puttar, the new Indian blockbuster. Hari Puttar is a film which te...
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Funny story: Obama Apologizes for Pig Lipstick Remark

Obama Apologizes for Pig Lipstick Remark

Barack Obama expressed "sincere regret" today over his controversial remark about putting lipstick on a pig. After substantial criticism that his joke was an inappropriate statement about Sarah Palin, Obama explained that he "never intended to offend...
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Funny story: Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?

Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?

Democratic vice-presidential nominee Joseph Biden will develop the first wiki in Observatory Circle. Following on Al Gore's technological innovations as VP in the late 1990s, Biden will use a wiki to improve on the work of assisting the President.
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Funny story: New Books

New Books

The contents of Heather Mills McCartney's new novel has been exclusively revealed to this reporter. Her novel, entitled, My Life as a History of Soups shows Mill's love for soup throughout her life. Title headings include Minestrone for Two, Batch...
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Funny story: Mike Ashley To Sell Newcastle United To Sir King Kevin Keegan

Mike Ashley To Sell Newcastle United To Sir King Kevin Keegan

Under-fire Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley has announced in a statement today that, in the face of all the criticism and bad feeling from fans, he has sell the club at the earliest opportunity, to his former employee, Sir King Kevin Keegan. The...
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Funny story: Secret memo reveals Obama plans to dump Biden for Hillary - Hillaristas ecstatic!

Secret memo reveals Obama plans to dump Biden for Hillary - Hillaristas ecstatic!

Word is out that the Obama campaign's secret polling has revealed the predictable - An Obama-Hillary ticket would result in an absolute landslide for the Dems in November - whereas an Obama-Biden run would result in the biggest loss since 1960. La...
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Funny story: Alan Greenspan Admits He was Abducted by Gray Aliens

Alan Greenspan Admits He was Abducted by Gray Aliens

In a shocking admission former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, often referred to as 'Yoda', has admitted that he has been the victim of repeated alien abductions since he was a seven year old. He claims he has suffered no ill effects and has...
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Funny story: Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!

Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!

In a breakthrough moment of clarity Barack Obama has crystalized his plan to defeat Global Terrorism. In a 9/11 Forum on Fox News Obama revealed some details of his national security program. While President Bush saw the 9/11 assault on the Tw...
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Funny story: Albuquerque Overrun With Animal Infestation

Albuquerque Overrun With Animal Infestation

Small, furry, rodent like animals are everywhere in this Central New Mexico city. Animal Control Officers and Police and Sheriff's Departments are overworked in attempting to round up and destroy this infestation of the mountain pickleweasel. Sai...
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Funny story: Tooth fairy suspended pending police checks

Tooth fairy suspended pending police checks

Children losing teeth will find no money under their pillows for many weeks as the government has ordered the tooth fairy to undergo police background checks before she can continue working with children. "Employees of all government funded organi...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown to rid himself of revolting MP's before conference

Gordon Brown to rid himself of revolting MP's before conference

Gordon Brown has decided that all revolting MP's must go before the Labour Party Annual Conference. While there appears to be dissent within the ranks regarding his leadership capabilities, for the sake of the unity of the Party, the Prime Ministe...
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Funny story: Harvest Moon UFO appears over Chequers

Harvest Moon UFO appears over Chequers

London - (Ass Mess): A blood-red hammer and sickle-emblazoned UFO has been seen circling PM Gorgon Brown's weekend retreat of Chequers against the awesome backdrop of the full Harvest Moon. The craft's appearance coincided with the weekend visit o...
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Funny story: Chertoff reaches out to disaster victims

Chertoff reaches out to disaster victims

Yesterday, Michael Chertoff authorized a major military air-lift to evacuate victims of this weekend's disaster. He said, "These poor people are in such sorry states that it would be criminal if no one helped them. It is the only humane thing to do...
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Funny story: Sun accused of global warming

Sun accused of global warming

The Sun was today facing high court charges of causing global warming. "We can't believe that the Sun has been getting away with this for millions of years" said Greenpeace activist Tofu Quorn-Chickpea. "It's been staring us in the face all this t...
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Funny story: Blue Peter to show how to make a Large Hadron Collider

Blue Peter to show how to make a Large Hadron Collider

Popular children's television programme Blue Peter revealed today that they will be making a LHC using a variety of items found in the typical home. "We are hoping to make science more approachable for today's youngsters," said new series producer...
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Funny story: Man City beat Chelsea 10-3 in official result.

Man City beat Chelsea 10-3 in official result.

The football community was thrown into turmoil following the Abu Dhabi United groups purchase of yesterdays premier league result. As the official owners of the result they were legally able to change the score to one that they found acceptable.
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Funny story: Toasters finally explained

Toasters finally explained

Following the recent experiments with the LHC, Professor Hugh Jarse was able to reveal how toasters actually work. "The question of where did the bread go when the toast comes out has now been answered." Said Profesor Jarse He went on to explai...
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Funny story: David Blunkett beaten up for charity

David Blunkett beaten up for charity

When a disabled person is given a good kicking by half a dozen uniformed members of the Metropolitan Police, arrested and shoved into the back of a van for doing nothing, one might wonder where's the news story. When that disabled person is the forme...
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Funny story: Apple introduces: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for CERN physicists on the go

Apple introduces: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for CERN physicists on the go

Silicon Valley, California - Steve Jobs unveiled the latest Apple iNnovation today: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for mad CERN physicists on the go, all in celebratory observance of the Big Bang experiment that has not yet ended exis...
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Funny story: Palin Promises to Sell White House on eBay

Palin Promises to Sell White House on eBay

San Antonio, TX - Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin today announced plans to put the White House up for auction on eBay should she and John McCain win in November. Palin announced the plans to a shocked crowd at a San Antonio Tex...
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Funny story: Babe Ruth Storms Back to Yankee Stadium as a Category 5

Babe Ruth Storms Back to Yankee Stadium as a Category 5

The legendary Babe Ruth shocked Yankee fans when he returned to life recently to make a brief and fiery appearance at Yankee Stadium. "This year's team is a disgrace," he said. "It's enough to raise the dead. What a bunch of losers." With a tear i...
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Funny story: Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...
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Funny story: Cindy Lou McCain's Cleft Interviewed on The View!

Cindy Lou McCain's Cleft Interviewed on The View!

Decked out in fire engine red pants suit and bleached blonde hair Beer Baronness Cindy Lou McCain's cleft gave a brilliant interview on the Morning TV show, The View. The much younger and much richer Cindy, the heiress for whom POW and politically am...
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Funny story: Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

After only a week or so under the magnifying glass of US political media scrutiny, Ice Princess Palin has decided to that Hillary Clinton would be the best VPilf: "Clinton clearly would be the better choice. She's smarter, savvy-er and has actu...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Washington - After a hard day of campaigning Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin likes to curl up at home, take a hot bath and play with her pussy. "Its so soft and cuddly, I like to pet it, its sooooooo nice!" "I like to stroke it under i...
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Funny story: Ice Princess Palin Permanently Froze Nowhere Bay to Make Bridge as Obsolete as John McCain!

Ice Princess Palin Permanently Froze Nowhere Bay to Make Bridge as Obsolete as John McCain!

Science or magic? You decide! But Ice Princess Sarah Palin managed to create a deep freeze in the Nowhere Bay that Alaskans hoped Americans would spend billions to bridge. True believers from an ancient Russian religious cult that worships Palin have...
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Funny story: Super Collider Menace to Swiss Traffic

Super Collider Menace to Swiss Traffic

Hadron Switzerland - A spate of traffic accidents in Hadron has been linked to a single reckless driver whose identity is unknown. Accidents have all taken place on the ring road around the town which is 27 kilometres in circumference and straddles t...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Porn Past

Sarah Palin's Porn Past

The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...
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Funny story: Bald Melon Shopper Gets Head Thumped

Bald Melon Shopper Gets Head Thumped

Toronto - 42 year old Wilbert Roscoe got his head thumped this week while shopping for watermelons at Kensington Market. Mr. Taylor who is heavy set and bald was leaning over a bin of seedless watermelons and was thumping them for freshness when anot...
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Funny story: That Bridge To Nowhere

That Bridge To Nowhere

One of Sarah Palin's top aides has stated that Mrs. Palin is tired of all the publicity that the story about "The Bridge To Nowhere" has generated. It is of course a fact that at first Governor Palin supported the $398 million dollar project, but she...
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Funny story: Woman Who Could Not Stop Laughing Given Hysterectomy

Woman Who Could Not Stop Laughing Given Hysterectomy

John Hopkins University - Doctors here are basking in success today after breaking ground in the development of a radical new procedure for curing incurable non-stop laughter (INL). Gladys Pip, a twenty-six year old New Jersey mother of two, was...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin a 'Lovechild'?

Sarah Palin a 'Lovechild'?

Sarah Palin, the recently chosen VP pick for John McCain has been rumored to be the lovechild of none other than McCain himself. Once word started to go around, the presidential candidate spoke. "It was something that ruined my first marriage. My...
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Funny story: Hayden's Office Party

Hayden's Office Party

Recent photos have been leaked on the internet of Hayden Panettiere, star of Heroes, sitting on a photo-copier. These are not fake, and the young actress's co-star and boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia can prove it. "It was a part celebrating the season...
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