Funny story: Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

(Greenville, NC) Local hog farmers here are outraged by Senator Obama's latest comments comparing Sarah Palin to pig by saying "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig" in reference to her. According to a Wilbur Suskind, spokesman f...
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Funny story: Hadron Collider Results Announced

Hadron Collider Results Announced

Results of the Hadron Collider experiment are to be published next Wednesday, but TheSpoof.com has received a sneak preview of some of them, and they make startling reading indeed! Chief amongst these is that the immediate area around the test sit...
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Funny story: New Drug legislation Pushed by Bush

New Drug legislation Pushed by Bush

Coming quickly after Geo. W. said he couldn't remember if he used cocaine sources close to the White House now report that Geo. W. Bush is pushing hard to pass new drug legislation before he leaves office. Our sources report The Oily One wants to...
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Funny story: Man City Rest Robinho Amid Chelsea 'Own Goal' Worry

Man City Rest Robinho Amid Chelsea 'Own Goal' Worry

The world's richest football club, Manchester City, have rested their new £33million star Robinho for today's match with Chelsea, after fears were raised that the Brazilian might score an own goal. Robinho was to have signed for Chelsea, but was w...
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

MSNBC anchors Keith Olbermann and Chris Mathews have had a falling out with the news channel. Due to flagging ratings and internal network politics, the two have been moved to different positions within the news team. MSNBC insisted that neither h...
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Funny story: John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

(Washington, D.C.) First, John McCain blogged about waiting on line to get his new iPhone. Then, he gave a thumbs-up to Miley Cyrus' album "Breakout". And now the Republican Presidential candidate has posted a new blog stating "if you want to see wha...
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Funny story: Senator Obama Outed as a Closet Conservative

Senator Obama Outed as a Closet Conservative

Fox News Channel, New York NY: A soon to be broadcast interview with Bill Ayers on the O'Reilly Factor, pegs Senator Barack Obama as a closet conservative. This new broadcast follows up on the earlier O'Reilly interview with Senator Obama. A few of M...
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Funny story: Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

Sarah Palin, 'hot' VP canidate for the Republican Party, has secretly signed a one-year contract with the $1.7 billion bedding giant Sleepytime of Trinity, North Carolina. This action is perfectly legal according to Professor Jonas D. Trampolene,...
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Funny story: Michelle Bachmann: McCain Betrayed Me

Michelle Bachmann: McCain Betrayed Me

Washington, D.C. - A clearly distraught Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) fought through tears at a hastily organized press conference announcing that she will not be supporting the McCain/Palin presidential ticket after being passed over for th...
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Funny story: UFO seen entering Channel Tunnel just before fire

UFO seen entering Channel Tunnel just before fire

English Channel - (X-Files Mess): An unidentified flying object was seen hurtling into the Channel Tunnel rail track chasing an unmarked goods train minutes before a mysterious fire erupted seven miles from the Calais terminus. Locals claimed the...
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Funny story: Channel Tunnel Fire Horror!

Channel Tunnel Fire Horror!

Near disaster in the channel tunnel was averted earlier today, when a lorry carrying highly flammable materials, burst into flames. Under normal circumstances, vehicles carrying flammable liquids are not allowed entry to the tunnel, but the lorry...
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Funny story: Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe

Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe

Star of screen and Harry Potter films, Emma Watson, today showed the world and Daniel Radcliffe her new tits. Fresh from a trip to the Himalayas following the recent Olympics (the Olympics were of course not held in the Himalayas), the Himalayan M...
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Funny story: Unsung Heroine to trounce St Ledger field

Unsung Heroine to trounce St Ledger field

Doncaster - (Whorseracing Ass Mess): Forget all those attention-grabbin' Aidan O'Brien-trained Classic wannabes. The only whorse (sic) worth backing for Saturday's 14 furlong St Ledger is a Tommy Stack-trained filly by High Chaparral called Unsun...
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Funny story: Foreign View on McCain & Palin

Foreign View on McCain & Palin

The choice of Sarah Palin as a vice-presidential candidate of the United States of America has sent a message domestically and to foreign nations that Republicans will do anything to win. Despite the fact that she is yet to be interviewed, the McCain campaign is enjoying a slight lead in the polls since Palin joined the ticket. While it might be obvious to some Americans why McCain and Pal...
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Funny story: 'Gay demons already have Pope's ass in a sling' satirists claim as Italian comedienne faces Spanish Inquisition

'Gay demons already have Pope's ass in a sling' satirists claim as Italian comedienne faces Spanish Inquisition

Rome, Italy - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Satirists around the world today rallied round Italian comic Sabina Guzzanti ahead of her Spanish Inquisition Trial By Fire. The 45 year-old comedienne faces being burned at the stake following her quip about Pope J...
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Funny story: McCain Would Ban Computers, Bring Back Simple Hand Held Adding Machines

McCain Would Ban Computers, Bring Back Simple Hand Held Adding Machines

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Senator John McCain has vigorously defended his computer illiteracy, saying that when elected president he would banish "those new fangled computers and bring back simple hand held mechanical adding machines with the arithme...
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Funny story: Chavez Expels US Ambassador...Clears Way for More Drug Trafficking!

Chavez Expels US Ambassador...Clears Way for More Drug Trafficking!

Caracas,Vn/ Rolling Stone Magazine - Venezuela's Socialist President, Hugo Chavez cleared the way for his new economic Drug Trading Pact with Russia by expelling the US Ambassador, and terminating cooperation with US DEA agents. The action follows su...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong to Take QB Job for Patriots

Lance Armstrong to Take QB Job for Patriots

In a startling turn of events, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong has not only come out of retirement but has been signed by the New England Patriots to play quarterback in place of the injured Tom Brady. "I was watching the game at home...
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Funny story: Bristol Man To Marry Goose

Bristol Man To Marry Goose

It's the headline of nightmares, but eerily this article remains unquestionably real. Tom Mannors from Bristol, 30, aims to marry his long term partner 'Charlie' next Thursday. Not that strange in itself. The twist to this romantic tale is that...
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Funny story: National Audit Office gains Lottery funding for case studies

National Audit Office gains Lottery funding for case studies

The National Audit Office, the Government spending watchdog that doesn't actually watch dogs, or for that matter take a really great interest in Government spending, has obtained Lottery money to employ a new case study worker. This funding has co...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Absorbed by Black Hole After First Confused Interview

Sarah Palin Absorbed by Black Hole After First Confused Interview

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The American nation was shocked to learn that Republic vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was absorbed by a stray black hole created by the newly operational Large Hadron Collider on Saturday. "I was standing next t...
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Funny story: National Employment Committee seeks Chair

National Employment Committee seeks Chair

The newly established National Employment Committee, headed by a hard-working and equally hard expenses-claiming Minister is seeking a new Chair. The Committee, comprised of ever-so-hard-working business people aims to help the less-hard-working b...
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Funny story: Blues Man

Blues Man

Blues Man Muddy Red Sox has died at the age of 84, with a bad case of 'Mywomangonedonemewrong'. The musician, the most famous blues Spoons player in the world, famed for his hit 'A fork in the road, and a Knife in my back' was a grandfather of 4.
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Funny story: Elbow Amnesty

Elbow Amnesty

Police in Colchester have launched an elbow amnesty, after a number of incidents were said to involve the body part. Sergeant Chigley Trumpton told us: 'The level of elbow crime in this part of the world has shot right up in recent times, with man...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello The Greatest England Manager Since Steve McClaren

Fabio Capello The Greatest England Manager Since Steve McClaren

After his team's magnificent win in Croatia on Wednesday, England boss Fabio Capello is now being hailed as this country's greatest international manager since Steve McClaren. England dealt the Croats a severe drubbing in the 4-1 victory, with pin...
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Funny story: Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

The Minister for Opus Dei, Ruth Kelly, will be opening the UK Olympic Knitting Championships later today. Held every four years at venues throughout the world, it is the turn of the tiny hamlet of Stoke Boyler in Devon to host this prestigious eve...
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Funny story: 9/11 Anniversary Passes By Without So Much As A Terrorist Bomb

9/11 Anniversary Passes By Without So Much As A Terrorist Bomb

The 7th anniversary of the World Trade Center Terrorist Bombing Atrocity passed-off without incident yesterday, with no major bombings or destruction of American corporate property to report. Yes, it was 7 years ago yesterday that the world wept o...
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Funny story: Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!

Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!

Children all over the world have become enthralled with the Ice Princess Sarah Palin talking doll. Last month the hot item in figurines was Obama, My Little Messiah. In the fickle world of play things, the little doll called Sarah has captured ma...
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Funny story: Ice Princess Sarah Palin Tests Positive for Special K After Tumble in the Tundra with Good Time Charley Gibson!

Ice Princess Sarah Palin Tests Positive for Special K After Tumble in the Tundra with Good Time Charley Gibson!

If memorization is one of the qualifications for America's higher offices than sarah Palin passed the test. Actually since worst president ever GWB has set the presidential bar far below articulate, Ice Princess Palin's rote performance gets high poi...
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Funny story: Republicants Buy Good Time Charley Gibson to Break Ice Princess Sarah Palin's Cherry!

Republicants Buy Good Time Charley Gibson to Break Ice Princess Sarah Palin's Cherry!

Republicant Dark Lord Rove had locked the Alaskan Ice Princess, Sarah Palin in his tower. there the education began. Rove the Henry Higgins of Repubspeak taught little Sarah the dialect of high Republicant speech and diction. Princess Palin pra...
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Funny story: McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again. Obama had given up smoking since runnin...
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Funny story: CERN physicists report "Mothman" sighting in the main LHC particle accelerator tube during test firing

CERN physicists report "Mothman" sighting in the main LHC particle accelerator tube during test firing

Geneva, Switzerland - Careful digital analysis of the first test firing of the LHC at CERN has confirmed the image of a moth-like figure appearing in the main particle accelerator tube microseconds into the controversial experiment. It is a ghostly g...
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Funny story: Comedian Ron "Tater Salad" White Blue When Collared For Drug Possession

Comedian Ron "Tater Salad" White Blue When Collared For Drug Possession

Ron White, member of The Blue Collar Comedy Tour (with Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Bill Engvall) was arrested in Florida for possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia. White, alias Tater Salad, is most famous for his routines "You Can'...
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