Funny story: Yasser Arafat's gravestone swamped with Ringo Starr's rejected fan-mail!

Yasser Arafat's gravestone swamped with Ringo Starr's rejected fan-mail!

The resting place of Palestinian 'funny-man' Yasser Arafat, was swamped with billions of fan letters destined for his twin brother Ringo Starr today. Ringo Starr told fans to "go forth and multiply with a spiky rusty iron rod", in a shocking inter...
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Funny story: Cup with earliest reference to Christ discovered

Cup with earliest reference to Christ discovered

A team of scientists led by the French archaeologist Franck Goddio recently announced that they have found a cup, dating to between the late 2nd century B.C. and the early 1st century A.D., that is engraved with what they believe could be the world's...
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Funny story: Thierry Henry To Sign For Man City In January

Thierry Henry To Sign For Man City In January

Thierry Henry, the unsettled French footballer currently plying his trade in Spain at Barcelona, is in line for a January transfer to Manchester City. Henry, who previously played in England for Arsenal, has become disillusioned with life at the N...
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Funny story: Pharmaceuticals Company Announces New Male Pregnancy Test

Pharmaceuticals Company Announces New Male Pregnancy Test

In the hopes of doubling revenue, a pharmaceuticals company is now offering an at-home male pregnancy test. Typically, the test rarely detects actual pregnancy in males. However, it is amazingly accurate in detecting males whose partners (typical...
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Funny story: New Sausage Casing Proves Safe for Sex

New Sausage Casing Proves Safe for Sex

The Pork Apple Valley company, famous for its Smoked and Polish Sausage products, has announced a new sausage casing and line of sausage products to be secretly marketed towards gay and lesbian communities. Named "Break Free" sausage by Pork Ap...
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Funny story: Seve Ballesteros In Stable Condition After Operation

Seve Ballesteros In Stable Condition After Operation

Spanish golfing legend Seve Ballesteros is tonight said to be in a stable condition after undergoing an operation on his brain tumour. Many of our readers in the UK and the US may consider it strange to have a man who has just been through such a...
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Funny story: Beerswines and spirits

Beerswines and spirits

Halloween is coming up so I thought I'd send this in. The friendly "greeter" in my local supermarket mispronounced "Beers, wines and spirits" whilst on mic. It got me thinking and I wrote this: Beerswines and Spirits by Rob Barratt When the supermarket's quiet at the end of the day The beerswines and spirits all come out to play The swines drink their beer from a can with a widget Th...
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Funny story: Hilton and Marriott Adopt Protein-Stain Resistant Towels

Hilton and Marriott Adopt Protein-Stain Resistant Towels

Patented by Dr. Buster Hymens, a bio-chemist from Spit City, Nevada, a new coating that bonds itself to cotton fibers prevents even the worst protein stains from setting. Applied to towels and bedding in the initial wash cycle, the coating still al...
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Funny story: Winter Energy Saving Tips

Winter Energy Saving Tips

Winter is at hand, and given the cost of heating fuel and electricity, The Spoof offers these valuable tips to save money this energy season. 1. Sharing body heat conserves energy. Delay the birth of any infants as long as possible. 2. Much body heat is lost through the head. Keep a smoldering fire in your hair during the winter months. 3. Shivering creates body warmth. Try to go through hero...
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Funny story: Decoding Womens' and Mens' English

Decoding Womens' and Mens' English

Dictionary for Decoding Women's English: 1. Yes - No 2. No - Yes 3. Maybe - No 4. We need - I want 5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk - You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead - You'd better not! 8. Do what you want - You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset - Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight - Is sex all you ever think about?...
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Funny story: Squirrel with vendetta single-handedly kicks Iraq Veteran's ass

Squirrel with vendetta single-handedly kicks Iraq Veteran's ass

Springfield IL- Sergeant Frank Garren stands boldly at 6-foot 4 and roughly 230 lbs, ostensibly an ominous presence to encounter if you're the enemy. That is, unless your adversary is a rogue rodent turned mercenary. Rapes, muggings and child abdu...
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Funny story: Dictionary for Decoding Womens' Personal Ad's

Dictionary for Decoding Womens' Personal Ad's

40-ish 49. Adventurous Slept with everyone. Athletic No breasts. Average looking Moooo. Beautiful Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure On medication. Feminist Fat. Free spirit Junkie. Friendship first Former slut. New-Age Body hair in the wrong places. Open-minded Desperate. Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing. Professional Bitch. Voluptuous Very Fat. La...
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Funny story: "Balls, Balls, & Pucks"

"Balls, Balls, & Pucks"

PARAMUS, New Jersey - The bad state of the United States economy is causing many companies and corporations to relocate overseas. Even the world of sports has now been affected. The weekly sports publication 'Balls, Balls, & Pucks' is reporting t...
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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Named In Sex Scandal

Arthur Pewty Named In Sex Scandal

Burnley - 18/10/08 20:02PM BST - Straight off the wires - an ex friend of Arthur Pewty's, Mr Jimmy Bacon of Stoops Estate Burnley alleges that Arthur Pewty took home the fiancee of a mutual friend and indulged in some perverted hanky panky with her.
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Funny story: Palin opens gift shop on her website

Palin opens gift shop on her website

Vice presidential hopeful Sara Palin now has a gift shop on her website with campaign related products designed to appeal to her most avid supporters. "Every cent will go toward the McCain/Palin ticket," said the staff member overseeing the endeav...
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Funny story: Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

London, England - Poptart Madonna and husband/director Guy Ritchie have confirmed they are to divorce. Rumour mongers in Hollywood, London and New York have speculated the celebrity marriage was on the rocks for the past several months. According...
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Funny story: 105 Year Old Nazi "Virgin" Was Hitlers Lover

105 Year Old Nazi "Virgin" Was Hitlers Lover

Clara Meadmore the "105 year old virgin" has been exposed as Eva Braun, the former lover of all round Nazi fruit loop Adolf Hitler. In an exclusive we can reveal today that Meadmore who has actually resided in the UK since late 1945 after the stag...
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Funny story: Violence In Africa-Manchester Man Implicates Arthur Pewty

Violence In Africa-Manchester Man Implicates Arthur Pewty

A Manchester man, Gary (Gazza) Grimshaw (No relation to Eileen off Coronation Street) today claimed that there had been some violence somewhere in Africa and that people were being shot with guns and mashed up with machetes, and that Arthur Pewty was...
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Funny story: "OJ fits like a glove"says cellmate lover.

"OJ fits like a glove"says cellmate lover.

Las Vegas, Nevada : Simpson finds solace in prison - OJ Simpson, Heisman trophy winner, TV pitchman, movie star, armed robber, and now jail house lothario, has finally found his man. Tyrone, "Tyra" Jackson, Simpson's transgendered cellmate in Clar...
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Funny story: Arthur Pewty In Health Scare

Arthur Pewty In Health Scare

What can only be described as a media feeding frenzy descended on the flat of Neasden crime boss Arthur Pewty just minutes ago as reports emerged of a possible health scare. The rumour mill went into overdrive with reports that Beryl Pewty had tel...
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Funny story: Oct 15th 2008 - The Return of Jesus Budda

Oct 15th 2008 - The Return of Jesus Budda

Much-loved, incredibly gifted author (of note) Jesus Budda has announced his return to writing shit mediocre comedy, for TheSpoof.com. Speaking from someone else garden, Budda said he was forced into the move to prevent his slipping out of the top...
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Funny story: 67% of Catholic nuns have used a crucifix for 'sexual pleasure'

67% of Catholic nuns have used a crucifix for 'sexual pleasure'

A study conducted by Vogue magazine has discovered the secret sexual desires of nuns. Usually believed to be repressed lesbians, nuns have in fact a depraved sexual appetite that must be sated with lots of 'naughty touching' and oftentimes much, mu...
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Funny story: Fat Bastards told to diet or die

Fat Bastards told to diet or die

A group of fat bastards have been told by their doctors that they must stat losing weight immediately or risk ending up dying of fatness. A spokesperson of the 'Friends of Fat Folk" organization which represents a lot of fat fucks said that they w...
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Funny story: Mark Lowton reveals 'glory hole' past

Mark Lowton reveals 'glory hole' past

Website administrator supreme, Mark Lowton, has revealed his secret illicit past in a new tell-all book. ' My Life in 67,876 words' tells the rise and fall (and rise again) of the anally retentive entrepreneurial lad. "I wanted to write a book...
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Funny story: Bastards to be issued with fathers

Bastards to be issued with fathers

A new government initiative aims to redress the issue of fatherless children. The "Fathers for Bastards" campaign is hoped to give the little bastards a chance at 'normal' family life by appointing surrogate father figures to the children who are cla...
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Funny story: Arctic Explorer Eats Foot, Saves Jam for Toast

Arctic Explorer Eats Foot, Saves Jam for Toast

Finnish explorer, Jan Waslosten, was lost in the frozen Arctic tundra for more than 40 days while rescue teams from Finland and Norway partnered in the search. It was assumed that Waslosten's homing beacon had died out sometime during the first wee...
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Funny story: Cheney Undergoes Heart Tests - None Found

Cheney Undergoes Heart Tests - None Found

Washington, DC - Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to hospital today when it was feared that he suffered a heart attack. According to unofficial reports, Cheney stopped to donate a dime to a homeless person camped outside his White House offi...
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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Is A Fake Claims Childhood Friend

Arthur Pewty Is A Fake Claims Childhood Friend

Infamous Neasden hard-man, gangster and underworld kingpin Arthur Pewty today came under fire from a childhood friend who claims that Pewty is a fake. Jimmy Bacon,53, of Stoops Estate Burnley Lancashire, a lecturer in anti-terrorism techniques at...
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Funny story: England pre Capello was a circus claims Ferdinand

England pre Capello was a circus claims Ferdinand

England football team vice captain, Rio Ferdinand, rather honestly told journalist that under the previous two regimes the team had a circus feel about it. He was commenting on some of the off field aspects between games not when they were on pitc...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reaches Out To United British Kingdom

Sarah Palin Reaches Out To United British Kingdom

As poll numbers for the McCain/Palin Republican Presidential ticket head south faster than college kids on Spring Break, self-proclaimed hockey mom, Sarah Palin, has begun to reach out to other mothers in the hopes of bolstering support. "The d...
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Funny story: Madonna and Guy's marriage victim of the credit crunch

Madonna and Guy's marriage victim of the credit crunch

Guy Ritchie and Madonna announced they are to divorce blaming the global credit crunch for creating irreconcilable differences between them. A spokesperson for the couple said "Like many financial institutions they have found staying afloat very d...
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Funny story: Car Scratched In Manchester-Arthur Pewty Accused

Car Scratched In Manchester-Arthur Pewty Accused

A professional pigeon scarer from Ardwick, Manchester, had a nightmare start to his working day when he discovered that his car, which had been street parked overnight, had been scratched all down one side leaving him with a hefty repair bill and a n...
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Funny story: Obesity linked to body shape

Obesity linked to body shape

Scientist have claimed that recent studies into "Anthropomorphic Obesity" have shown that in most cases its the body shape that determines whether a person is classified as obese and not, as previously thought, the amount of chips they eat. In a s...
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Funny story: Notorious Local Gangster Arthur Pewty Sparks Near Riot In 24 Hour Garage

Notorious Local Gangster Arthur Pewty Sparks Near Riot In 24 Hour Garage

Trouble was narrowly averted early yesterday morning in a Neasden 24 hour garage. The incident began at shortly after six am, when a scruffy looking woman who looked like she'd never clapped eyes on a bar of soap in her life started to dither at the...
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Funny story: Spiders Corner Web Design Market

Spiders Corner Web Design Market

Webb City, Missouri - In a predatory takeover bid, spiders have bundled up 83 per cent of the world's web design market. Tarantula Inc, a global conglomerate of spiders world-wide, sealed the deal with their recent hostile acquisition of a competitor...
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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Under Surveillance MI6 Admits

Arthur Pewty Under Surveillance MI6 Admits

In an unprecedented move earlier today an MI6 Public Relations Officer released a statement, admitting that Neasden hard-man and crime kingpin Arthur Pewty is under close surveillance. 'MI6 can confirm this morning that Mr Arthur Pewty of Neasden...
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Funny story: Clinton looms; Hillary to be in audience tonight

Clinton looms; Hillary to be in audience tonight

Hillary Clinton has wangled her way into the debate audience tonight, to be held in Hemphead, New York. Getting a taste for looming in the background, she claims she'll stay at the back of the room and merely observe, while she uses Betsy Ross' or...
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Funny story: American Independence An Elaborate Hoax!

American Independence An Elaborate Hoax!

A startling discovery that is sure to shake the world was revealed this last week from an unlikely source. Washington DC resident Mary Littlegirl has come forward and told TheSpoof.com reporters how at fifteen years of age she had a "fling" with then...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

FORTH WORTH, Texas - Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips told ESPN that he has talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and that they have decided that it would be best to cancel next Sunday's game against the St. Louis Rams. Phillips said that th...
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Funny story: McCain-Palin Dirty Tricks To Include Playing The Race Card! Here's Johnnie!

McCain-Palin Dirty Tricks To Include Playing The Race Card! Here's Johnnie!

Black Motha' News - Sources within the Baltimore, Maryland headquarters of the NAACP have been informed by concerned sources within the Democratic Party/Presidential-Vice Presidential Team that on October 31 in the midst of Halloween distractions, th...
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Funny story: Kevin Connolly Celebrates Special Anniversary!

Kevin Connolly Celebrates Special Anniversary!

ON THE HIT SHOW ENTOURAGE, Kevin Connolly plays a nice guy who swaps coasts, hits it big in Hollywood, and dates drop-dead-gorgeous women. In his real life, things aren't all that different. By Allison Winn Scotch KEVIN CONNOLLY is celebrating a special anniversary with me. "It's funny that we're doing this interview today," he says when he calls from the set of Entourage, now in its fifth s...
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Funny story: Blind-eyed Refs To get New Powers

Blind-eyed Refs To get New Powers

Football referees are to be given increased powers to sanction the ever-dwindling number of professional players committing fouls and cheating. From next Tuesday, in addition to traditional finger-wagging, FIFA will grant refs the power of reaso...
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Funny story: Demonic Dems Dooms Day Scenario: Voter Fraud Freezes Election: Pelosi Assumes Command!

Demonic Dems Dooms Day Scenario: Voter Fraud Freezes Election: Pelosi Assumes Command!

Washington, DC/ Supreme Court Brief - Legal pundits are abuzz with the latest DEM strategy to control the country without winning the Presidential election! The Demonic plan inadvertently slipped out during Ambassador Jesse Jackson's recent good wi...
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Funny story: Jerome Corsi deported from Kenya for hiding a cookie in 'The Obama Nation'

Jerome Corsi deported from Kenya for hiding a cookie in 'The Obama Nation'

Jerome Corsi was arrested in Nairobi last week just as he was about to address a news conference to launch one of his best selling books - The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality" which has been heavily criticized worldwide for...
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Funny story: McCain Changes Name to McCane in Bid for Elderly Voter Support

McCain Changes Name to McCane in Bid for Elderly Voter Support

Sun City, Arizona - In a desperate bid to prop up his ailing presidential campaign, Senator John McCain has changed his name to McCane. The name change follows a similar one by the Obama camp to remove Hussein as his middle name. According to Ral...
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Funny story: Madonna Dumps Ritchie, Nominated for Cougar Hall of Fame

Madonna Dumps Ritchie, Nominated for Cougar Hall of Fame

Madonna reportedly dumps another man on her way to the "Cougar" Hall of Fame. Director and producer Guy Ritchie who braved the marital waters with Madonna for five years, was one of the most successful holdouts in Madonna dating history. While...
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Funny story: Parabolic Microphone Reveals Paulson Bailout Plan

Parabolic Microphone Reveals Paulson Bailout Plan

During testimony to the Senate Banking Committee regarding the 800 Bn USD bailout package, a covertly placed parabolic microphone and recorder have finally been accessed. The shocking transcript of the recording, although somewhat damaged by the...
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Funny story: Gisele Bundchen dating Leo DiCaprio's best bud Lukas Haas!

Gisele Bundchen dating Leo DiCaprio's best bud Lukas Haas!

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has teamed up with her ex-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio's best friends to shoot a new music video. Entourage cutie Kevin Connolly directed the beauty in a video for blackcowboy's new song "Come On" late last week on the stre...
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Funny story: Madonna to divorce Guy Richie for Lance Armstrong!

Madonna to divorce Guy Richie for Lance Armstrong!

It's official - Madonna and Guy Richie are headed for divorce court. And, it is not Alex Rodriquez that is coming between this power couple, the cause of this celeb breakup is none other than Lance Armstrong. Armstrong and Madonna have secretly...
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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider responsible for the credit crunch

Large Hadron Collider responsible for the credit crunch

Professor Hugh Jarse was left red faced when it was revealed that the recent experiments using the Large Hadron Collider were responsible for the global financial crisis. The top British boffin explained "When we started the experiment we, as pred...
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Funny story: Madonna To Wed Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez

Madonna To Wed Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez

Madonna has this morning announced that she is to divorce her English husband Guy Ritchie after nearly 8 years of marriage, and will, instead, marry Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez. That Benitez is already married, is of little consequence to the pop...
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Funny story: Education Minister admits why SATS have been abandoned

Education Minister admits why SATS have been abandoned

In a statement issued earlier today, the Secretary of State for Education, Ed T'es Tecles has actually admitted why the SATS tests for 14-year old schoolchildren have been abandoned. The Minister had to admit that they weren't abandoned because ev...
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Funny story: Obama has white penis

Obama has white penis

It was revealed today that Barack Obama has a white penis. A Democrat spokesperson claimed that it was an extremely rare medical condition known as 'pendulus niveus' which was found exclusively among the noblemen of an ancient African tribe in the 14...
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Funny story: Ringo Starr wants an end to fan mail

Ringo Starr wants an end to fan mail

In an unprecedented rant on the popular video site for sheep, Ewe Tube, Ringo Starr, 68, has announced that he will be signing no more autographs, or reading any more fan mail. The Liverpudlian, famous for being the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine...
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Funny story: Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Paul McCartney, 66-year-old founding member of the Beatles, is reportedly proud of being referring to in the media as a 'former Beatle' and has no objection to the press continuing to do so. When asked by reporters for a reaction to Ringo's much-...
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Funny story: Dr. Who slams Global health Care

Dr. Who slams Global health Care

The Time Lord from Gallifry, decried the lack of comprehensive health care for many of the citizens of this planet. Dr Who has traveled much of the known universe, rarely has seen such a poor delivery system of health care, then here on planet E...
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Funny story: Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Pythoner John Cleese has apologetically informed Michael Palin that he is no longer the funniest Palin. The rise of Sarah Palin has prompted comedy producers and directors to compete for the comic prowess of the Alaskan Ice Princess. Cleese...
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Funny story: Putin Escorts Palin to the GazProm

Putin Escorts Palin to the GazProm

Runner-up beauty queen, Sarah Palin appeared on the arm of Vlad the Impaler Putin at the Northern Lights energy Promenade, or the GazProm, named after Russia's government favored energy conglomerate. Palin explained that Putin just reared his hea...
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Funny story: Obama Claims that Willie Horton Endorses McCain - Palin

Obama Claims that Willie Horton Endorses McCain - Palin

A prisoner in a Federal penitentiary near Boston, William Horton, was granted a furlough by the US prison authorities. Mr Horton then went on a violent crime spree of horrendous proportions. Democratic Governor Dukakis of Massachusetts who had no...
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Funny story: McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

John McCain and Sarah Palin claim to have reduced their rabble rousing of the Republican racist refuse. That is until their appearance in the White House Portico today axe handles in hand. In a frightening flashback to the days of southern opposi...
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Funny story: Palin's Polytheist Propaganda:"Every child is beautiful before God, and dear to them for their own sake."

Palin's Polytheist Propaganda:"Every child is beautiful before God, and dear to them for their own sake."

Parsing the linguistic gobbeldy gook that VPILF Palin sprays, like oil from an Alaska gusher, would be impossible if not for many years of practice trying to discern the inarticulate W. Still even after transliteration the letters and deciphering the...
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Funny story: Man's Shadow Stumbles and Falls

Man's Shadow Stumbles and Falls

London - Advertising executive and fitness buff Brock Bifford was suprised this week when he managed to outpace his shadow while running up his usual seventeen flights of stairs to work. "Well usually its pretty well neck-and-neck you know. I reck...
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Funny story: Final Presidential Debate Focuses on Economic Reform

Final Presidential Debate Focuses on Economic Reform

Last night's debate between Presidential candidates, Barrack Obama and John McCain, heavily focused on their vision for helping the nation out of economic trouble. Barrack Obama pledged to only raise taxes for those Americans making more than $...
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Funny story: Satanic Worshipers boycott Tampa Bay Rays

Satanic Worshipers boycott Tampa Bay Rays

Satanic worshipers have been protesting outside Tampa Bay Ray's baseball games for dropping the "Devil" out of the team name. From the start, the franchise repeatedly had the worst season of any Major Leagues team when in 2007, the franchise, kn...
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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Groped My Arse Claims Dead Sit-Com Star

Arthur Pewty Groped My Arse Claims Dead Sit-Com Star

According to celebrity spiritualist medium Eddie Cosmos, the late Yootha Joyce, alcoholic star of TV sitcoms George And Mildred and Man About The House allegedly claimed that Neasden hard man and hard core gangsta Arthur Pewty groped her arse during...
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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Sparks National Security Scare

Arthur Pewty Sparks National Security Scare

Britain went into meltdown yesterday teatime following news that 53 year old ne'er do well Arthur Pewty was rumoured to be going out for a pint. RAF Fighter Command was put on standby, the SAS were recalled from leave, Gordon Brown convened an eme...
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