Funny story: New England Patriots "Spy" Tapes - Not What NFL Commissioner Expected

New England Patriots "Spy" Tapes - Not What NFL Commissioner Expected

Former New England Patriots employee turned over the eight tapes to National Football Commissioner. All eight tapes were to show footage of the teams that were videotaped and the value of the tape's content that New England received from knowing...
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Funny story: TV Celeb Barbara Walters Admits To Long Affair With U.S. Senator

TV Celeb Barbara Walters Admits To Long Affair With U.S. Senator

A secret, hidden for the past 30 years, has finally surfaced for the general public. Famous U.S. TV news commentator and reporter Barbara Walters, 78, your standard white bread TV personality, recently admitted to a several-year affair with a two-ter...
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Funny story: Vomit Used To Feed The World

Vomit Used To Feed The World

To help the worldwide food crisis brought on by President Bush, hundreds of barrels of manatee vomit made into loaves were shipped in to the hideously disgusting African port of Ngumbobzuti Zhambouti on cargo ships this week.
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Funny story: Grannies hit by HIV

Grannies hit by HIV

It has long been known among the criminal class that sharing needles can lead to the spread of sexually transmitted diseases such as Hepatitis B and the dreaded AIDS. Due to this the government made it one of their many, many priorities to target the...
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Funny story: New York's George Washington Bridge Demolished By Mistake

New York's George Washington Bridge Demolished By Mistake

When People awoke this morning and heard the news, that The George Washington Bridge which carries motor traffic between New Jersey and New York City, wasn't standing anymore, everyone thought it had to be a joke.
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Funny story: Giant sinkhole appears at Predator Chapel Ranch two days before Jenna's wedding

Giant sinkhole appears at Predator Chapel Ranch two days before Jenna's wedding

Crawford, Texas - (Nuptial Mess): A huge cavity has appeared at the Predator Chapel Ranch home of President Bush two days ahead of daughter Jenna's wedding to Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar.
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Funny story: Heroin Users 75% More Likely To Be Successful

Heroin Users 75% More Likely To Be Successful

Figures out today suggest that heroin and crack cocaine users are 75% more likely to achieve success in the creative arts and music industry than non-drugs users.
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Funny story: Oz Clark admits wine is just 'alcoholic grape juice'

Oz Clark admits wine is just 'alcoholic grape juice'

Wine boffin Oz Clarke today let the cat out of the bag and exposed the Wine World's biggest secret - it's all a pile of pretentious tosh.
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Funny story: News from the Future- 20 Years from Today

News from the Future- 20 Years from Today

WASHINGTON May 8, 2028 - The final plot of habitable public space in the United States not continuously monitored by a surveillance camera finally came under the eye of the lens today in barren northern Alaska.
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Funny story: BBC newsreaders laugh openly at ITV's record fine

BBC newsreaders laugh openly at ITV's record fine

Announcing the £5.68 Million fine levied against ITV for fixing the results of a series of telephone votes by the media watchdog OfCOM, a number of the BBC's best-known anchors were seen to smirk and mouth obscenities while the entire News 24 cre...
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Funny story: Torch Tops World in Tibet

Torch Tops World in Tibet

The Olympic flame--a special low-oxygen version--made it to the top of the world. Reuters reports: "Beijing student Huang Chungui passed the flame to ethnic Tibetan woman Ciren Wangmu, who trudged the final steps unaided by oxygen to hold the t...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Buys DVD Camcorder in U.S., Eludes Capture Again

Bin Laden Buys DVD Camcorder in U.S., Eludes Capture Again

LOS ANGELES- In what the FBI is describing as a stroke of bad luck, Osama bin Laden narrowly escaped capture at a Los Angeles electronics store on Thursday after purchasing a DVD camcorder there.
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Funny story: Uma Thurman marries obsessive stalker

Uma Thurman marries obsessive stalker

In a surprise move, Uma Thurman has married a 37-year-old man recently found guilty of stalking her.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe suffers Prick injury after Jumping up and Down on a Cock

Daniel Radcliffe suffers Prick injury after Jumping up and Down on a Cock

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is recovering at his home in Cheshire, England after pricking his bottom on a needle he landed on while bouncing on a cock of hay for a scene in his latest film 'The Boys in the Barn'...
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Funny story: The story begins!

The story begins!

This story tells the woe-begot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar and Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known as Apscbsssslfsm and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
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Funny story: Bush 'loves' 24

Bush 'loves' 24

The US President George W. Bush has revealed that he is a huge fan of popular TV series 24 which stars Keifer Sutherland.
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Funny story: The Fatcats Club: "Caution: You're About to Enter a No-Shame Zone"

The Fatcats Club: "Caution: You're About to Enter a No-Shame Zone"

Bill O'Reilly opened his eyes once the make-up girl had finished powdering his forehead, and looked quickly from one side of the studio to the other. "Margo?" he yelled when he couldn't find who he was looking for. "Margo? Where the hell are you?"...
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Funny story: Rupert Grint's First Kiss

Rupert Grint's First Kiss

He maybe me gorgeous beyond belief, he may have a couple of million stashed in his bank account, he may even be the owner of a shiny new ice cream van, but Rupert Grint has never kissed a girl before, or at least until recently he hadn't.
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Funny story: Dermot O'Neill hired by Chelsea to returf Stamford Bridge

Dermot O'Neill hired by Chelsea to returf Stamford Bridge

Chirpy Irish Horticultarist Dermot O' Neill has been commissioned by the club to carry out some work on the pitch ahead of their crucial clash with Bolton this Sunday.
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Funny story: New Minister for Stealth Taxes appointed

New Minister for Stealth Taxes appointed

In the first of many expected monthly reshuffles as a result of the recent local elections, the MP for Little Wittering, Wilma Leggrobach, has been appointed Secretary of State for Stealth Taxes.
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Funny story: Big Brother Pete Admits That His Tourettes Was Just An Act

Big Brother Pete Admits That His Tourettes Was Just An Act

Pete Bennett, the winner of Big Brother 7, has admitted that his trademark characteristic of Tourette Syndrome was a gimmick he used specifically to win the £100,000 prize.
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Funny story: Ahmnodt Heare - Questions and Answers

Ahmnodt Heare - Questions and Answers

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.
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Funny story: Wills, Harry & Stephen Hawking audition for Thunderbirds the Remake

Wills, Harry & Stephen Hawking audition for Thunderbirds the Remake

Ealing Studios, London - (Ass Mess): Princes William and Harry and Prof Stephen Hawking are to audition for a new remake of Thunderbirds the Movie.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe hints at permanant name change to Harry Potter

Daniel Radcliffe hints at permanant name change to Harry Potter

Daniel Radcliffe, the star of Harry Potter movies has hinted that he is considering permanently changing his name to that of the young wizard he portrays.
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Funny story: WASPS strike back

WASPS strike back

Following my breaking news story last year, that Wasps are just Spiteful Bastards, Walter the Wasp from Winnipeg, a leader and spokesman for the Coalition of non- prejudicial treatment of stinging insects (CONPTOSI) has prepared the following statement:...
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Funny story: Yo Ho Bloody Ho - the festering season is nigh

Yo Ho Bloody Ho - the festering season is nigh

It's behind you (oh! no it isn't - oh! yes it is etc.). It doesn't seem like such a long time ago, and yet it's nearly with us again. In fact, it's always nearly with us again. Or is it just that it never went away?...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Axes Piers Morgan, Who Hasn't

Britain's Got Talent Axes Piers Morgan, Who Hasn't

Britain's Got Talent, the TV variety show that tours Great Britain attempting to discover quality entertainers from the country's mundane and miserable ranks of misfits, has sacked one of the show's three judges,
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Funny story: Fritzl blames Oedipus Complex Variant

Fritzl blames Oedipus Complex Variant

Amstetten - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl has blamed his mother Unity Valkyrie Mitford Fritzl for the mess he finds himself in today.
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Funny story: Beijing sounds death knell for Ratzinger

Beijing sounds death knell for Ratzinger

Vatican - (Ass Mess): Subtlety was not the theme of the day on Wednesday as the China Philharmonic Orchestra performed an unprecedented concert at the Vatican featuring Mozart's Requiem Mass for Pope Joe Ratzinger.
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Funny story: ITV fined for broadcasting 'drivel'

ITV fined for broadcasting 'drivel'

UK broadcaster ITV was today fined a record £5.6m by regulator OFCOM for the 'never ending stream of puerile drivel spewing from a mediocre network with no sense of quality control'. ITV is said to be conducting a phone-in poll of its board o...
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Funny story: Derby County announced as Premiership Champions!

Derby County announced as Premiership Champions!

Derby County have been announced as Premiership Champions after all the nineteen teams above them in the division were revealed to have been involved in the largest match-fixing scandal since Juventus in Serie A two years ago.
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Funny story: Shut It Down Screams Ramsay At Food Crisis Meeting

Shut It Down Screams Ramsay At Food Crisis Meeting

"You can't even make a risotto?" Gordon Ramsey shouts at the UN Food Crisis Management Meeting today. "Shut it down, shut the kitchen down."...
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Funny story: NASA to announce important discovery

NASA to announce important discovery

NASA are due to hold a press conference on Wednesday 14th of May to announce the discovery of an object that 'we have been searching for, for over 50 years.' Experts are divided on what that discovery might be however we have put together thi...
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Funny story: Sarah Beeny - She who MUST be obeyed

Sarah Beeny - She who MUST be obeyed

A forthcoming episode of the hit Channel 4 programme, Property Ladder has been withdrawn when one of the featured developers took onboard 'every bit of advice' that Presenter Sarah Beeny gave them.
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Funny story: Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

The Board game 'Monopoly' is facing yet another dramatic change with the traditional squares of Regent St, Coventry St, Old Kent Road, Waterworks, Electricity Board and Marylebone Station making way for new areas of London.
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Funny story: A foreigners guide to the U.S. Election process - Part 1 Nomination

A foreigners guide to the U.S. Election process - Part 1 Nomination

The United States of America was formed in 1776 after the British gave up arguing and went home. Since then the citizens of the United States have created an electoral process that is the envy of dictatorships and banana republics all over the world.
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Funny story: Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Beijing (Xinhua) - A magnitude 7.1 earthquake hit off the east coast of Japan's main Honshu island at 0:45 a.m. Thursday, according to China's earthquake and giant lizard monster observatory network.
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Funny story: Give Peace a Chance - The Truth Behind John's Lyrics

Give Peace a Chance - The Truth Behind John's Lyrics

As John Lennon's lyrics go up for auction in July the truth about why he wrote the song is finally revealed in lost tapes from the Dakota building discovered by Liverpudlian comedian Stevie Riks .
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Funny story: Princess Beatrice caught shoplifting

Princess Beatrice caught shoplifting

London - (Pilfering Mess): A frantic damage limitation exercise has kicked into place after silly Puppet Monarchy tribute artise Princess Beatrice was caught shoplifting in a London store.
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Funny story: Chelsea Move For Duckworth

Chelsea Move For Duckworth

Chelsea, who are known to be keen to offload their current manager Avram Grant, are planning to steal actor Jack Duckworth from under the noses of their not-so-fierce northern rivals Manchester City.
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Funny story: Top UK Clothing Chain Profits Down By 89%

Top UK Clothing Chain Profits Down By 89%

A top UK clothing retailer, has announced that its pre-tax profits are down 89% for the year ending April 2008, fuelling speculation that it may have to shed jobs throughout the organisation.
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Funny story: An Englishman's Home is his Castle

An Englishman's Home is his Castle

A Double freestanding wardrobe in up market Chelsea, London, England has gone on the market at £1.8 million after it was converted into a one bedroom flat.
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Funny story: Sexy Socks help Nerds get laid

Sexy Socks help Nerds get laid

An enterprising geography teacher has designed a pair of socks that will help remove the nerd from the herd. As a bonus, they can be worn in bed without giving a girl the creeps.
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Funny story: Ken Livingstone suspected of Whaling

Ken Livingstone suspected of Whaling

It is not known for sure, but 'Red' Ken Livingstone, the former Mayor of London, is thought to be one of 3 people who are responsible for the sacking of one of Britain's best-loved or most hated radio presenters. The othe...
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Funny story: Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.
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Funny story: 75 College Students at SDSU Arrested for Drug Dealing!

75 College Students at SDSU Arrested for Drug Dealing!

San Diego State University has been the site this week of one of the biggest drug busts on a college campus in US history.
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Funny story: Newt Warns GOP: Change or Die!

Newt Warns GOP: Change or Die!

Newt Gingrich used some lessons from his life to preach to the Grand Old Party about how to survive in this tough environment:...
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Funny story: Bush and New Old Bush Block Better GI Bill!

Bush and New Old Bush Block Better GI Bill!

Bush and new old Bush, Johnny McC are opposed to a better GI bill for US troops because soldiers may leave the military after a while to go to college.
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Funny story: UFOs abduct wombats in Australia

UFOs abduct wombats in Australia

New evidence from Australia indicates that wombats are being regularly abducted and hybridized with humans.
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Funny story: Barbara Walters admits to masturbating

Barbara Walters admits to masturbating

Long time television interviewer Barbara Walters admits in her new tell-all book that she has masturbated secretly several times during the course of her long career.
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Funny story: Most Dangersous Job - Mime

Most Dangersous Job - Mime

Scientists and loafers, slackers, and losers at the Invisible Box University have determined that the most dangerous job in the world is a mime. A mime is more than 25 times more likely to die on the job than a crab fisherman or a test pilot. It...
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Funny story: Ronaldo: I showed Ladyboys my ball skills

Ronaldo: I showed Ladyboys my ball skills

Beaver-faced Brazillian striker Ronaldo admitted having sex with three ladyboys in a hotel-room in Rio De Janeiro but says "I only realised they were men after I had fellated all of them. Now I feel deeply ashamed."...
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Funny story: Boris Johnson Illegimate Love Child of Queen Elizabeth and SS Agent

Boris Johnson Illegimate Love Child of Queen Elizabeth and SS Agent

Buckingham Palace retracted statements today leaking a maternal link between Queen Elizabeth and new London Mayor Boris Johnson.
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Funny story: Obama campaign allows re-vote in Florida & Michigan!

Obama campaign allows re-vote in Florida & Michigan!

Springfield, IL - Sen. Barack Obama's campaign has decided to allow a re-vote in Florida & Michigan.
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Funny story: Swedes have best tits in the world

Swedes have best tits in the world

'It is one of the greatest spectacles on earth and I for one will never forget the sight of all those magnificent tits straining against the very fabric of life itself in the pursuit of immortality'...
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