Funny story: Giant Talking Penis To Be Circumsised In NY

Giant Talking Penis To Be Circumsised In NY

A giant talking penis is making comments wherever it goes and getting on the news right and left and some people are calling for it to finally be circumcised once and for all.
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Funny story: Move To Florida And Be Obnoxious Diet

Move To Florida And Be Obnoxious Diet

Health experts in New York and Florida have discovered what makes people who move to Florida just as obnoxious as they were up in New York. One would think they would move down here and retire and have nothing to do but enjoy retirement and the nice...
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Funny story: TV FREESat sets you free!

TV FREESat sets you free!

In the current fragile economic climate in the UK, where every penny counts, corporations are vying to find 'must-have' gadgets to lure people to part with their hard-earned pennies. Finding it hard to make ends meet, TV broadcasters have lau...
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Funny story: Talk Shows Sometimes Truthful, Says Study

Talk Shows Sometimes Truthful, Says Study

New York - Sometimes political talk show hosts tell the truth, according to a new study that surprised researchers at the Corporate Media Center.
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Funny story: Full Scalia-Stahl "torture interview" released

Full Scalia-Stahl "torture interview" released

In an interview with Leslie Stahl on the CBS news program 60 Minutes on April 27, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia explained his stance in favor of torture.
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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson breaks off engagement

Scarlett Johansson breaks off engagement

Scarlett Johansson has broken off her engagement to actor Ryan Reynolds after only three hours after she heard of the heartache she had caused her many admirers on the net.
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Funny story: Graveyard Barbie Debuts

Graveyard Barbie Debuts

(Philadelphia PA) The Madtell Corporation was so impressed with sales of its Suicide Barbie it decided to follow up with its promised Graveyard Barbie. The famous doll's new incarnation is designed for Baby Boomers approaching their final years...
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Funny story: Performance-enhancing drugs 'to be tested for athletes'

Performance-enhancing drugs 'to be tested for athletes'

Ahead of the Olympics this summer, the world of athletics has become increasingly concerned about the purity of the drugs that will be competing in Beijing. Many drugs, such as tetrahydrogestrinone (THG) and Modafinil, are thought to contain traces...
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Funny story: Emma Watson's Heartbreak Over Daniel Radcliffe

Emma Watson's Heartbreak Over Daniel Radcliffe

Millionaire Emma Watson is reportedly taking a 'well earned' rest from filming the 6th Harry Potter film as producers feel she is over worked. However my sources can reveal that although it is true that Ms. Watson is taking a break, it is for...
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Funny story: You Will Die Now For Praying While Driving

You Will Die Now For Praying While Driving

Keeping the church (you praying) and the state (state highways) separate is the reason for the season.
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Funny story: Jesus Stones a Cripple Man

Jesus Stones a Cripple Man

"Jesus Christ, what the f**k have you done?", were the words on everyone's lips today in the Holy Land - voted by' Religions Weekly magazine' as the holiest site in the world - as
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Funny story: McCain Vows to Bomb Ipod!

McCain Vows to Bomb Ipod!

Republican Presidential Candidate John Sidney McCain III vowed today to take a strong stand against Ipod.
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Funny story: Death For Wearing Hats at Airports

Death For Wearing Hats at Airports

In order to make the country safer, U.S. Vice President Dick Chain and a few of his comrades from the orifices of Der Homeland Security are now handing out death sentences for all people at airports wearing hats.
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Funny story: Pinochet rigged Eurovision vote for Lulu's 'Boom-Bang-A-Bang' moans Cliff Richard

Pinochet rigged Eurovision vote for Lulu's 'Boom-Bang-A-Bang' moans Cliff Richard

London - (Sorry Ass Mess): Not content with blaming Spain's General Franco for stitching him up over the 1968 Eurovision Song Contest debacle Cliff Richard has now vented his ire on yet another fascist dicator for blatant favoritism the following...
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Funny story: Stupid Named Kids Banned By US Education Pundits

Stupid Named Kids Banned By US Education Pundits

Lobbyists from the U.S. National Edumacation System finally got the Federal Government to pass another unconstitutional pea-brained law. This one is supposed to help stupid teachers keep from being embarrassed when trying to prounounce some of the ri...
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Funny story: Christmaski 1990

Christmaski 1990

On Christmas morning of 1990 around 4 am, I opened every gift addressed to me before any other family members were awake. I arrived before the colossal Christmas tree, which looked dominating next to my grandmother who was snoring violently on the fold-out couch. My eyeballs were the size of dinner plates as I quietly rummaged around for the boxes that said 'To: Timmy.' Whether they wer...
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Funny story: Britney Spears wins custody battle

Britney Spears wins custody battle

Britney Spears today won her long-running court battle and was awarded custody of the Trailer. The case has dragged on for many months but she is now the legal guardian of The Eldiss Crusader Superstorm with the additional chemical toilet, that her a...
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Funny story: Fritzl to be DNA tested for paternity of Princess Michael of Kent (sic)

Fritzl to be DNA tested for paternity of Princess Michael of Kent (sic)

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl is to be DNA tested for the paternity of the Puppet Monarchy's Austrian faghag Princess Michael of Kent.
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Funny story: Lift breaking

Lift breaking

There was confusion today,when Geri 'Ginger Spice' Halliwell was trapped in a lift for an hour with a number of other people.
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Funny story: Internet Creating Usless Stupid Kids Tomorrow's Leaders

Internet Creating Usless Stupid Kids Tomorrow's Leaders

Iliterrate teachers at the Untied States Teacher's Convection yesterday determined somehow that kids are stupider than they are.
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Funny story: John McCain Misspeaks About More Lies

John McCain Misspeaks About More Lies

Presidential Candidate John Q. McCain said he never said anything about getting rid of Texas. He restated he was trying to say we will have no more taxes. He blames the media for getting his words wrong and insists that he didn't "misspeak&q...
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Funny story: Study Claims Black Men Jailed for Drug Convictions 12 Times More than White Counterparts

Study Claims Black Men Jailed for Drug Convictions 12 Times More than White Counterparts

A study shows that black men in jail for only drug convictions outnumber white men, who are charged with the very same crime by 12 to 1. Strangely enough, other studies show that the actual consumption of drugs in urban communities is about equal bet...
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Funny story: China Too Overpopulated, Too Powerful, Too Chinese, Say Enemies

China Too Overpopulated, Too Powerful, Too Chinese, Say Enemies

There are far too many people living in China, the Chinese government is too powerful, and the country is threatening to take over the whole world, say its enemies.
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Funny story: 90th birthday celebration concert could actually kill Nelson Mandela

90th birthday celebration concert could actually kill Nelson Mandela

Attendance at the Hyde Park concert in June to celebrate his 90th Birthday could actually be fatal for Nelson Mandela, it was revealed earlier today.
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Funny story: Mandela reaches 90 - puts it down to prison food

Mandela reaches 90 - puts it down to prison food

Convicted terrorist Nelson Mandela celebrates his 90th birthday this week and puts his good health down to spending 27 years in a state prison.
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Funny story: Talented and Minted

Talented and Minted

A report has been produced by 'What do they do Ltd?' citing such luminaries as Guy Ritchie, Jude Law, Kelly Brook and Pete Doherty.
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Funny story: Pipes of Peace

Pipes of Peace

The current series of The Apprentice continues to shock, surprise and entertain the viewing public.
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Funny story: "Don't Work, Just Shirk" is the advice from major business organisation

"Don't Work, Just Shirk" is the advice from major business organisation

As Polish people desert the UK in droves because they "can't stand all the immigrants", people are being advised by business organisations to shirk and not to work.
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Funny story: Society of Pointless Questions (SPQ) receives government grant.

Society of Pointless Questions (SPQ) receives government grant.

Deciding that he has had enough of all the serious questions that interviewers keep asking at inappropriate times, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has given the all-clear for further government funding for the Society of Pointless Questions (SPQ).
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Funny story: Gary Lineker Arrested After Kitchen Sink Thrown At Stoke v. Leicester Game

Gary Lineker Arrested After Kitchen Sink Thrown At Stoke v. Leicester Game

Gary Lineker, the BBC golf host and ex-Leicester City player, has been arrested at his home after an incident in Sunday's Stoke City/Leicester City game, when a kitchen sink was thrown onto the pitch.
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Funny story: Americans Praying At Gas Stations With Hillary Clinton and Paris Hilton for Lower Gas Prices

Americans Praying At Gas Stations With Hillary Clinton and Paris Hilton for Lower Gas Prices

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At a Shell gas station here in Washington, Reverend Rocky "Raccoon" Rockhead and a freaky bunch of activists are mad as hell about soaring fuel prices and are now praying to Jesus to bring down gas prices.
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Funny story: IKEA Austria announce new range of basement furniture

IKEA Austria announce new range of basement furniture

Never a company to hide its commercial light under a bushel, Swedish flat-pack and maker of peculiarly-named products, IKEA, has announced a range of basement furniture and accessories especially for the Austrian market.
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Funny story: Bradford Man Misses Bus (Again!)

Bradford Man Misses Bus (Again!)

There was a real case of misfortune when an elderly shopper in Bradford missed his bus home on Monday, with the result that, frozen goods he had bought were almost defrosted by the time he eventually...
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Funny story: Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

World Asthma Day is an annual event organized by the Global Initiative for Asthma (GINA) to improve asthma awareness and prevention around the world.
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Funny story: Clinton Acquitted Thanks to DNA Testing! It Was Coconut Cream!

Clinton Acquitted Thanks to DNA Testing! It Was Coconut Cream!

Recent DNA testing of the infamous denim dress that supposedly contained stains of Clintonian jizz has been found to be free of Bill's biliousness. The stain however did test positive for Monica Lewinsky's favorite dessert among many.
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Funny story: Washed Up Bush Sent to Bush Leagues AA

Washed Up Bush Sent to Bush Leagues AA

Ne'er do well, slim prospect GW Bush has been sent back to the minors AA league. Bush made his way into the top spot in the majors due to his daddy's influence. He then went against his father and all the coaches his father put in place to gu...
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Funny story: Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Pleasantville, KS - A masked man in a black-and-gold caped costume crashed through the ceiling of the office at Joe Sixpack Middle School, introduced himself as "Liberty Man," and threatened to confiscate the principal's car unless he r...
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Funny story: Hillary asks for recount in Guam

Hillary asks for recount in Guam

Guam - Today the Clinton campaign officially asked for a recount in Guam. Sen. Barack Obama had won the caucuses by 7 votes after over 5400 had caucused.
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Funny story: Barack Obama to declare himself Democratic nominee

Barack Obama to declare himself Democratic nominee

Springfield, Ill - An anonymous source within the Obama campaign stated Sen. Barack Obama will declare himself the Democratic Presidential Nominee during a press conference on Friday.
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Funny story: Obama Yells at Hillary and Bitch Slaps Bill Clinton

Obama Yells at Hillary and Bitch Slaps Bill Clinton

(Raleigh NC) Obama and the Clinton family again met by chance. This time they ran into each other in the lobby of the Raleigh Hilton. Obama was eager to continue the 'discussion' he had last week in Indiana with Hillary. Luckily, no press was...
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Funny story: Man Returns From Hell, Says It's Not So Bad

Man Returns From Hell, Says It's Not So Bad

Long-time resident of Hell, Neil Kinnock, paid a brief visit to earth recently to pick-up some beach wear and a Michener novel.
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Funny story: New poll has hair-raising results for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama

New poll has hair-raising results for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama

A late breaking poll has confounded political pundits and analysts alike. Polling in various categories shows that both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are tied in virtually every voting category.
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