Funny story: UFO from Oz Buzzes Air Force One Over Kansas

UFO from Oz Buzzes Air Force One Over Kansas

(Kansas City KS) A small flying saucer briefly chased Air Force One above the skies of Kansas this afternoon. The UFO was shaped like a golden ball and tailed the president's plane until it was shot down by an F-16. The president was unhurt and s...
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Funny story: Soccer Starlet Ronaldo Supports Male Cross Dresser Prostitute Charity

Soccer Starlet Ronaldo Supports Male Cross Dresser Prostitute Charity

Brazilian soccer phenom Ronaldo has launched his own personal charity to support the plight of male transvestite prostitutes in Rio.
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Funny story: Drogba Reveals Near-Death Experiences

Drogba Reveals Near-Death Experiences

A week after lashing out at Rafa Benitez on his claims that -"Drogba cannot remain on his feet for more than 20 seconds", there has been a remarkable revelation by the Chelsea striker who wants to go play for Milan.
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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Opens Dog Food Company

Kentucky Derby Opens Dog Food Company

One of the grandest social events surrounding sport, southern gentility and pie-eyed patrons adrift in a sea of mint julep has taken a surprising turn for the pragmatic.
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Funny story: Man chews off his own Penis rather than have Sex with his Best Friends Sister's Cousin

Man chews off his own Penis rather than have Sex with his Best Friends Sister's Cousin

Chinese man Lu Zer took drastic steps to avoid having to indulge in sexual adventures with his best friends sister's cousin after a surprise double date went horribly wrong.
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Funny story: Oguama For A day!

Oguama For A day!

Obama pulled off a squeaker on the South pacific isle of Guam by beating Hillary Clinton by 7 votes.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton speaks to dead people

Hillary Clinton speaks to dead people

Hillary Clinton channels the spirits of the worlds greatest liars and even Eleanor Roosevelt for inspiration in her campaign stump speeches.
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Funny story: Barack O promises Americans the BIG O "When we all come together"

Barack O promises Americans the BIG O "When we all come together"

FORT WAYNE, INDIANA: On the eve of the big Indiana primary, Barack Obama rolled up his sleeves, slapped on roller blades, presented his daughters to the crowds and exhorted his supporters to vote for him, because "I am...
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Funny story: Never Get A Date With These 3 Hairstyles.

Never Get A Date With These 3 Hairstyles.

Expert psychologists from Boston's Behavioral Signalization Institute of Hair Science have finished a 3 year long study involving 500 people that tests what affect hairstyles and beards have on their validity and taken seriousness out in the real...
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Funny story: Bush To Seek A Third Term

Bush To Seek A Third Term

In a surprising move, President George W. Bush today announced he was standing for a third term in the forthcoming elections.
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Funny story: New Iraq Charity Football Cup

New Iraq Charity Football Cup

{Dateline: anno Hegirae, 4 Jumada al-awwal 1429} Iraq's PM, Nouri al Maliki & a major religious leader, Muqtada al Sadr, have announced a compromise which will lead to massive unification within the war-torn, battle-weary natio...
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Funny story: Pope May Not Accept Invitation To Visit Northern Ireland

Pope May Not Accept Invitation To Visit Northern Ireland

A decision will be taken soon as to whether the Pope will not or will not visit Northern Ireland later this year. His spokesman, Father Federico Mafioso, said that Mr. Ratzinger's non-visit had been carefully discussed in the Vatican, and some ha...
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Funny story: Records show that Austrian incest nutter comes from Fucking

Records show that Austrian incest nutter comes from Fucking

Amstetten - (Ass Mess): Parish records indicate that Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl originally came from Fucking.
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Funny story: Boris Fancies "Shagging For England"

Boris Fancies "Shagging For England"

New London Mayor Boris Johnson has caused a major furore by stating that his first priority will be to lobby for sexual athletics to become an Olympic sport in time for the 2012 games.
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Funny story: T-Shirt Sparks Outrage From Sissy Bikers

T-Shirt Sparks Outrage From Sissy Bikers

Sonny Jotnose, a Sophomore at Barstow High School in California, was expelled for wearing a T-shirt on Friday. Superintendent of Schools, Ms. Rhoida Hemerra said the shirt's message was offensive.
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Funny story: "Hooray Henley" as Boris Re-writes Congestion Charge Rules

"Hooray Henley" as Boris Re-writes Congestion Charge Rules

In an abrupt slap in the face for the environmental lobby, new London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced sweeping changes to the Congestion Charge which will see owners of gas guzzling 4x4's actually receive payment for driving in...
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Funny story: Emu pushed Parky too far?

Emu pushed Parky too far?

Conspiracy theorist and purveyors of paranoia are in for a treat, in a soon to be released autobiography by theatrical agent and Corgi registered plumber, Norman Savage. It is to reveal the true nature of the events surrounding the death of light ent...
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Funny story: Secret Opus Dei midwife suspected in Austrian incest nutter case

Secret Opus Dei midwife suspected in Austrian incest nutter case

Amstetten, Austria - (Reuterus): Police are probing reports that a mysterious Opus Dei midwife attended the birth of all seven of Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's chidlren's dungeon births.
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Funny story: Not So Gay Lesbians to Take Court Action

Not So Gay Lesbians to Take Court Action

Greece's third biggest island, Lesbos, has 100,000 people living on it; plus another 250,000 expatriates who claim that their human rights are violated when the term 'Lesbian' has been given international dominance in i...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: morning sickness or bulimia?

Miley Cyrus: morning sickness or bulimia?

Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Shrugging off pregnancy rumors and a doctor's prescription for antispasmodics Miley Cyrus defied her critics by performing without throwing up once at Orlando's Epcot Center on Saturday.
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Funny story: Voters to blame for Labour's poor election performance

Voters to blame for Labour's poor election performance

It has been revealed that the main reason for Labour faring so badly in the recent local elections was because so many people voted for candidates other than Labour.
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Funny story: Labour seeks UK taxpayers ideas for raising more tax

Labour seeks UK taxpayers ideas for raising more tax

A relaxed Gordon Brown, fresh and positive after Labour's worst election defeat in decades, has called on the public for more ideas on how to raise even more tax.
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Funny story: Boris Johnson Biscuits

Boris Johnson Biscuits

Following Boris Johnson's recent win in the Majoral race for London, a Torquay biscuit maker is re-launching dog biscuits that it originally started making last August.
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Funny story: God can be a moody bastard, claims Wife

God can be a moody bastard, claims Wife

Edna God - the little heard-of wife of divine entity and ruler of the Universe God- has spoken publicly about their relationship in an interview with a women's magazine.
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Funny story: Satire Journalist Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Satire Journalist Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Semi-funny satire journalist Gene Mason has died of spontaneous human combustion at the age of 49 following what is believed to have been a massive marijuana overdose, according to police experts.
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Funny story: Cover-up Uncovered: Osama bin Laden Hiding in North Pole

Cover-up Uncovered: Osama bin Laden Hiding in North Pole

The Bush administration has known for the last eighteen months that Osama bin Laden has been hiding out in the North Pole. The NY Times, through the Freedom of Information Act, has reviewed a truckload of minutes, memos, and e-mails indicating that...
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Funny story: Where there's Muck, there's Money!

Where there's Muck, there's Money!

Would you believe it? A man actually bought a load of crap at Bonhams auction house in New York for $960 (£486).
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Funny story: Plausible Deniability Official Policy

Plausible Deniability Official Policy

A White house spokesperson who wishes to remain anonymous with close ties to Washington and Pentagon Official, said he does not wish to reveal his sources at this time.
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Funny story: Madness gone Mad

Madness gone Mad

A coach company have been warned regarding false advertising when passenger Massimo Totti took the company to court.
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Funny story: He ain't heavy, he's my Millionaire Cousin

He ain't heavy, he's my Millionaire Cousin

TV and Radio star, Ted Robbins has amazingly made it through 24 hours without mentioning once that he is Paul McCartney's cousin.
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Funny story: Jewell in the Frown

Jewell in the Frown

Rock bottom Premiership strugglers Derby County have been dealt a massive blow with the Premiership taking steps to dock them points, thought to be in the region of 15 as a result of them being so bad this season.
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Funny story: My Heart belongs to Glasgow

My Heart belongs to Glasgow

Glasgow Rangers fixture congestion 'nightmare' has resulted in them actually only having a 24 hour break between the end of this one and the start of the 2008/2009 season.
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Funny story: Man who kills 11 train commuters in failed suicide attempt fights death penalty

Man who kills 11 train commuters in failed suicide attempt fights death penalty

Los Angeles, California - Almost two years ago, in the early morning hours, Samuel Rodriguez, decided to take his life by parking his Jeep Grand Cherokee on the railroad tracks.
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Funny story: The Serial Adventures of Don Colliquixote - Part 1: "Court Reporter Goes Postal"

The Serial Adventures of Don Colliquixote - Part 1: "Court Reporter Goes Postal"

Cursor clenched in his teeth, he wades fearlessly into the teaming mass of wretched adjectives and adverbiage, slashing indiscriminately at the naked and seething slime of redundant modifiers that cling pitifully to his feet, laying waste to meaningless metaphors and confused similes like so many redundant pixels on the beach of time immemorial. Eyes wide with fervor of mission, he pauses and...
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Funny story: China Slams US on Human Rights

China Slams US on Human Rights

BEIJING, CHINA - China has come down hard on the US, claiming that the superpower continues to commit brutal global human rights violations, all while the international community stands idly by.
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Funny story: Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.
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Funny story: Boxing Machine Ends Fun For Fighters?

Boxing Machine Ends Fun For Fighters?

Hungarian engineer and inventor Alex Barabas Ph.D. unveiled his new "Boxing Machine" this morning at the US Sports Equipment Convention in Anaheim California. Dr. Barabas stated: "Quite frankly, making the sport more fair was...
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Funny story: Government Clampdown on Kinky Sex Backfires

Government Clampdown on Kinky Sex Backfires

Gordon Brown appeared to be on the verge of being forced into another embarrassing policy U-turn this morning after Whitehall was brought to a standstill as thousands of S&M devotees protested outside Downing Street, insisting they be immediately pun...
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Funny story: 'Nookyaler' To Be Put In Dictionaries And Encyclopedias.

'Nookyaler' To Be Put In Dictionaries And Encyclopedias.

Psychiatric researchers hit a brick wall long ago on the subject of the befuddled mind of grit-eating half-wit George W. Bush and what makes it not tick. It's difficult to analyze what is left of a mind besotted by fear, superstition, illiteracy,...
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Funny story: City Seeks Restraining Order To Keep Bush From Leaving in 2009

City Seeks Restraining Order To Keep Bush From Leaving in 2009

Washington D.C., capitol city of The United States of America, has filed paperwork to receive a restraining order against George W. Bush. The order seeks to keep the President from leaving the city in January of 2009, after the inauguration of his r...
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Funny story: Johnson to Abolish London

Johnson to Abolish London

Newly elected London mayor Boris Johnson yesterday announced his intention to abolish the city of London "in it's entirety."...
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Funny story: Big 'Gordon' Brown wins Kentucky Derby

Big 'Gordon' Brown wins Kentucky Derby

Big 'Gordon' Brown today won the Kentucky with a blistering display of moving quickly round a bit of grass.
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Funny story: Bush offended by journalist question

Bush offended by journalist question

George Bush today criticised a journalist for asking him a question that he did not have a scripted answer for.
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Funny story: Gay man unable to lisp

Gay man unable to lisp

Confirmed Bachelor Sidney Aldridge from Weston Super Mare has been excluded from the gay community due to his inability to lisp.
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Funny story: Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.
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Funny story: DVD-ROM Drive stops burgular

DVD-ROM Drive stops burgular

A DVD-ROM drive stopped a burglar yesterday after he grazed the eject button, following the draw coming out and hitting his stomach, winding him and causing him to fall to the ground.
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Funny story: My secret to sex success - Peter Stringfellow reveals all!

My secret to sex success - Peter Stringfellow reveals all!

Peter Stringfellow, nightclub owner and mullet aficionado has finally revealed his secret to bedding so many good looking women.
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