Funny story: Minority Report-Czech's and Balance's or Bohunk Unbalanced, You Decide!

Minority Report-Czech's and Balance's or Bohunk Unbalanced, You Decide!

One lone Bohemian in Nebraska (wherever that is, sounds like he made it up) has filed suit against the U.S. government for lack of discrimination bias, claiming that 'bohunk' should be an officially recognized minority, thereby granting him a...
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Funny story: A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

Yes, today we can give readers an exclusive idea of what life is really like for Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton, American Presidential candidate. And so here is a summary of a typical day's schedule for her.
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Funny story: Martian Probe Discovers Life, Then Kills It

Martian Probe Discovers Life, Then Kills It

Houston TX--NASA scientists were elated today when the Martian Phoenix Lander discovered the first extraterrestrial life. Elation turned to tears as moments later the Martian probe accidentally crushed the first specimen to death.
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Funny story: Sharon Stone says: "Karma is your worst nightmare China! A hot crazy coked up Bitch that will rock your world, slash your tires and sleep with all your friends just for #%@& of it!"

Sharon Stone says: "Karma is your worst nightmare China! A hot crazy coked up Bitch that will rock your world, slash your tires and sleep with all your friends just for #%@& of it!"

Hollywood, California - Apparently suffering from the postoperative side effects of yet another Botox injection that migrated to the brain, tummy tuck aneurysm or silicone breast augmentation seepage to the blood stream, aging diva, Sharon Stone, sho...
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Funny story: The Bloody Wicker Man it is

The Bloody Wicker Man it is

CBeebies programme Balamory has been switched to Channel 4 and will now be aired at 10.00pm after complaints from concerned parents that it was disturbing.
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Funny story: Bassey Recovering From Operation

Bassey Recovering From Operation

Singer Pantomime Dame Shirley Bassey is recovering after a throat operation, to make her be able to sing properly.
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Funny story: Always look on the bright side

Always look on the bright side

Motivational guru, public speaker, firewalker and millionaire, Anthony Robbins has admitted that in private, he is 'a right miserable bastard who lounges about his mansion in his boxer shorts and an old t-shirt with pizza stains'.
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Funny story: De Ja Vu. Again

De Ja Vu. Again

The BBC has been fined 1.4 million pounds after it emerged that they have been recycling the news since at least 1997.
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Funny story: Brown acquires help of Jimmy Saville

Brown acquires help of Jimmy Saville

Things look to be on the up for Gordon Brown and its all down to one man, Jimmy Saville. 10 Downing Street today released a statement confirming that Saville was to become the 'right hand man' of the Prime Minister.
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Funny story: Former Boxing Champion Becomes Violent

Former Boxing Champion Becomes Violent

Former world boxing champion, Scott Harrison, was today charged with the ancient crime of 'being violent.'...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell to Marry

Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell to Marry

THEY'VE been working together recently on a number of projects but it turns out that they have been getting to know each other after hours and even better.
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Funny story: Royal Approval

Royal Approval

In a refreshing break from royal protocol, Prince William is going to appear in the forthcoming adverts for supermarket chain Morrison's following in the steps of Lulu, Gabby Logan and Alan Hansen.
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Funny story: I ain't nothing but a fake

I ain't nothing but a fake

Gordon Brown has admitted that he has been involved in an elaborate hoax, devised by the producers of the hit Channel 4 programme, Faking It.
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Funny story: Can you Fix me? Yes you can!

Can you Fix me? Yes you can!

Children's favourite, Bob the Builder appeared on This Morning to tell stunned viewers that he was recovering from drug addiction. A pale and emotional Bob told presenter Philip Schofield that the last year has been hell.
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Funny story: John Terry To Appear In Silent Movies

John Terry To Appear In Silent Movies

After his skillful penalty miss in the Champions' League final in Moscow, Chelsea captain John 'Ooh Betty' Terry is to appear in a series of silent films. Director Buster Keaton has come out of retirement to guide Mr. Terry in his new career, and...
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Funny story: Alive & Kicking

Alive & Kicking

The Queen Mother, who many believe passed away in April 2002, is in fact, alive and very much well. Contrary to popular belief, she did not 'cork it' but is in fact, residing in a secluded area of Pathos in Cyprus.
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Funny story: Red Arrows to fly Nimrods

Red Arrows to fly Nimrods

In a bid to refute Ministry of Defence claims that BAe Nimrod aircraft are not airworthy, the world famous Red Arrows are to display the aircraft to their full capabilities in order to restore public confidence in th...
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Funny story: Teenager not stabbed in Harrogate - leaders dismayed

Teenager not stabbed in Harrogate - leaders dismayed

The scene outside the "Spinal Taps" public house in Harrogate was chaotic last night as revellers spilled onto the street to find that a teenager had not been stabbed.
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Funny story: Overweight? ... You're Taxed!

Overweight? ... You're Taxed!

Gordon Brown has stunned the nation by introducing an Obesity Tax.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Under Nazis Was One Big Sex Romp

Paris Hilton Under Nazis Was One Big Sex Romp

California - (Ass Mess): A new hagiography about the German occupation of Paris Hilton's pudenda says it encouraged women's lib at a time when the world was still reeling from her lesbian claims.
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Funny story: Emma Watson To Host New Game Show

Emma Watson To Host New Game Show

For some reason unknown to me, Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson has launched her own show 'Who Wants Some Of My Millions'. The show will be very much like 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' except of course it will be on the BBC and Emma...
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Funny story: Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

A homeless man, who has been living on the streets for the past 25 years, has used the only money he has to buy a miniature universe which he intends to mold in his 'own image'.
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Funny story: Death Insurance: Berkshire Hathaway Launches New Scheme

Death Insurance: Berkshire Hathaway Launches New Scheme

A Gas Station, America: Recent stats have positioned Berkshire Hathaway, wild company of mostly Warren Buffet's, as the 20th top firm in the world. Their product sector, 'nonlife insurance', has just taken a turn to the d...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's October Surprise - In May

Hillary Clinton's October Surprise - In May

Senator Hillary Clinton's October surprise might well turn out to be her very own May demise. Insisting she still had a chance at the nomination, though the numbers favored Barack Obama, she said, "Because you never know." The vague, Be...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe To Star In Big Brother 2008

Daniel Radcliffe To Star In Big Brother 2008

It is that time of year again, big brother time. Two dozen wannabes enter house, fool around, sometimes with each other, shout and scream and then eventually get voted off. Whilst we naively watch on the edge of our seats and the newspapers dig up ev...
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Funny story: Queen hosts lingerie party at Windsor castle

Queen hosts lingerie party at Windsor castle

In an effort to shed the image of stuffy aristocracy the Queen has hosted a lingerie and sex toy party in the royal apartments at Windsor castle.
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Funny story: Indiana Jones Sets Records, Ford Continues To Age

Indiana Jones Sets Records, Ford Continues To Age

(LaLa Land, CA) - After whipping up over 150 million dollars in North American box office receipts over the Memorial Day Holiday session, Indiana Jones and The Menace of The Crystal Arks of Doom, Part IV: Attack of the Commie Clones...
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Funny story: Castaway Co-Star "Wilson" Found Dead

Castaway Co-Star "Wilson" Found Dead

The volleyball actor who shot to fame in 2000 as the "Wilson" character in the blockbuster movie "Castaway" with Tom Hanks, was found dead, floating in the backyard pool of his once immaculate Beverly Hills home this past Friday.
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Funny story: Second Controversial Jolie Video Surfaces

Second Controversial Jolie Video Surfaces

Hot on the heels of a video of a young Angelina Jolie partying, a more recent secret video of the actress has surfaced.
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Funny story: JD Salinger's new aftershave launched

JD Salinger's new aftershave launched

Famed recluse, and author of the epoch changing tome, The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger has launched his new aftershave.
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Funny story: Jeffrey Archer - My Life as Cherie Blair

Jeffrey Archer - My Life as Cherie Blair

Famed perjuror Jeffrey Archer has put the cat amongst the Pigeons, by claiming that he was Cherie Blair throughout the times when we all believed him to be in prison.
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Funny story: Zimbabwean navy orders 2 nuclear submarines

Zimbabwean navy orders 2 nuclear submarines

Major Ize Waters, self-appointed admiral of Zimbabwe's navy, and brother-in-law to Robert "Mad Robbie and even Madder Bob" Mugabe (through his 17th wife), has ordered 2 Vlavidar-class nuclear submarines from Russia at a cost of just und...
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Funny story: Frozen french fry founder dead

Frozen french fry founder dead

"Mr. Spud," J.R. Simplot, age 99, died on May 25, 2008, at his home in Boise, Idaho, USA. Mr. Simplot is credited with developing & wholesaling the frozen potatoes used by fast food restaurants throughout the world to produce thin, ready-t...
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Funny story: Americans To Celebrate Independence Day With Third-Degree Burns, Drunk Driving

Americans To Celebrate Independence Day With Third-Degree Burns, Drunk Driving

OMAHA - Americans are gearing up for the upcoming celebration of Independence Day with plans to barbeque, let off fireworks, inflict third-degree burns on themselves and others, and drive drunk.
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Funny story: Insensitive Jerk Tells Female Co-Worker: "Gee, that's a nice blouse, Charlene." - Charged With Sexual Harassment

Insensitive Jerk Tells Female Co-Worker: "Gee, that's a nice blouse, Charlene." - Charged With Sexual Harassment

SEATTLE - An extremely insensitive jerk was arrested today after he blatantly informed a female co-worker that he thought she had a nice blouse.
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Funny story: Texas scraps foster care in favor of exchange program

Texas scraps foster care in favor of exchange program

In a surprise move Friday, the Texas Court of Appeals ruled that the more than 400 children seized from a polygamist compound will have the option of a state-sponsored exchange program in addition to foster care.
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Funny story: Pop music fan sues Department for Public Works for 'Mud on Road' sign

Pop music fan sues Department for Public Works for 'Mud on Road' sign

An irate pop music fan from Loughton, Lance Lyde, is suing the Department for Public Works over a sign outside the pub he frequents.
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Funny story: Manchester United plan world celebration

Manchester United plan world celebration

Newly crowned European Champions, Manchester United, have revealed plans for a summer world tour to celebrate winning their emphatic 6-5 penalty shoot-out win over plucky Chelsea.
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Funny story: Outrage at introduction of SpellCheck on YouTube

Outrage at introduction of SpellCheck on YouTube

Video website YouTube has come under criticism from an army of its loyal visitors, after introducing a Spell Check mechanism for its comments system. "This is deffo bad. U cant rite anyfin rong now. Is well whack.' wrote user KingHomey13 on...
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Funny story: David Cameron launches conservative 'Work camp' policy

David Cameron launches conservative 'Work camp' policy

Conservative leader David Cameron set out his policy for forcing the poor back into 'community based' jobs today...
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Funny story: Robert Mugabe to be honoured by The Queen

Robert Mugabe to be honoured by The Queen

Robert Mugabe, the dictatorial supremist who is currently running Zimbabwe…into the ground that is…is set to receive a special honour from The Queen.
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Funny story: Nation's Leaders Respond to Terrorist Threats Against NYC Infrastructure

Nation's Leaders Respond to Terrorist Threats Against NYC Infrastructure

President George W Bush: I am appointing Ms. Geraldine Ferraro as my personal representative to assist Mayor Bloomberg of New York City (NYC).
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Funny story: Conservative Politican married to a woman who is not a moose, shock

Conservative Politican married to a woman who is not a moose, shock

Recent shocking pictures have been revealed that show that the attractiveness of men goes up when they are in positions of authority.
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Funny story: Giant amethyst crystal skull is buried on Mars says Uri Geller

Giant amethyst crystal skull is buried on Mars says Uri Geller

Tel Aviv - (Mindblowing Mess): NASA's Mars Phoenix mission is being guided mentally by psychic (sic) Uri Geller who says the remote-control archaeological excavator is searching for the fabled Martian amethyst master skull.
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Funny story: More BBC Fakery

More BBC Fakery

Following the news that the BBC's survivalist Ray Mears may not be all that he appears, so-called experts on the Antiques Roadshow have also now blown the whistle.
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Funny story: You'll just love our erections

You'll just love our erections

Bob Dylan famously sang 'Times they are a-changin' and he was correct.
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Funny story: Just Wrong

Just Wrong

A man from Finchley has been warned by the RSPCA after naming his cat David. Neighbours complained to authorities as they felt it 'a bit creepy and not the sort of name one would give a domestic pet'.
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Funny story: Archbishop to join 'Red Devils'

Archbishop to join 'Red Devils'

In what might be seen by some as a blatant act of heresy, the Archbishop of York John Sentamu is going to do one of the most daring stunts a senior member of the Church of England's has yet performed. He is going to join...
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Funny story: Madonna Not In The News Today

Madonna Not In The News Today

In a surprise move, newspapers and television shows didn't mention Madonna today. After becoming famous for her only hit, 'Holiday', in the 1980s, Miss Ciccone has appeared daily in magazines and news programmes for no reason except for being ali...
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Funny story: Hauliers Using More Fuel In Fuel Protest

Hauliers Using More Fuel In Fuel Protest

Hundreds of intelligent lorry drivers are burning up diesel, as they head towards central London, to make it even more polluted than it usually is. And more hauliers are driving round in circles in Wales, as they got lost trying to find the M4.
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Funny story: Pointless French Strike Continues

Pointless French Strike Continues

In a continuation of pointlessness, French fisherman were still on strike for no reason today.
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Funny story: Excessive Crotch-Grabbing To Be Penalized in Baseball

Excessive Crotch-Grabbing To Be Penalized in Baseball

Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig announced yesterday that crotch-grabbing in the batter's box will be severely curtailed the rest of this baseball season.
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Funny story: Warning: The Darkness is coming

Warning: The Darkness is coming

Global warming is being blamed for a new freak occurrence that was noticed first in western Europe and now seems to be spreading across the globe.
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Funny story: Eggs To Get A Makeover, No Yolk-ing!

Eggs To Get A Makeover, No Yolk-ing!

Young enterprising schoolkids from all over Scotland have been invited by the Poultry and Egg Society to help give Eggs a new image.
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Funny story: Making your Mind up

Making your Mind up

Hoxton and Shoreditch have been officially named the 'bastard love children' of Islington after both areas of London had still yet to decide on their official status. Both it would seem, are undecided as to if they wish to be portrayed as boh...
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Funny story: Home Secretary pledges action to tackle gang menace

Home Secretary pledges action to tackle gang menace

Books and TV shows which portray gang activity in a positive light are set to be banned from schools in England and Wales.
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Funny story: Police smash soccer stars' 'dead mum' ring

Police smash soccer stars' 'dead mum' ring

Police have uncovered a sick operation which is helping greedy football stars to cash in on bereavement.
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Funny story: Shock as MP declares genuine expense

Shock as MP declares genuine expense

In a revelation which has rocked the world of politics, it has been revealed today that a member of the British parliament has claimed a genuine expense.
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Funny story: King Arthur's round table was in fact square

King Arthur's round table was in fact square

The unearthing of some documents dating back to last year have conclusively revealed that King Arthur's table used for knight meetings, admittedly not necessarily at night, was in fact square and not round as previously thought.
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Funny story: Royal Mail's Chief's £2million bonus 'Lost in post'

Royal Mail's Chief's £2million bonus 'Lost in post'

It was revealed last night that Adam Dozier, Chief Executive of the Royal Mail, won't be getting his £2million bonus after all.
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Funny story: New porn videos being shown at Petrol Pumps

New porn videos being shown at Petrol Pumps

A new initiative at many of Britain's Petrol pumps has been introduced whereby motorists will be able to watch hard core porn videos while filling up their tanks.
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Funny story: Flexisick aims to give the unemployable a better time at work

Flexisick aims to give the unemployable a better time at work

The Government has announced new employment measures for civil servants to further enrich the working experience and shut the unions up.
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Funny story: Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen condemned as being hazardous to health

Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen condemned as being hazardous to health

Television broadcaster, wearer of ill-fitting shirts and extreme mullet-head, Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen, has been declared a hazard to public health by the government's Health and Safety Executive.
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Funny story: John McCain Fit to Serve as President Despite 'a Few' Health Problems

John McCain Fit to Serve as President Despite 'a Few' Health Problems

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- In an effort to prove that John McCain is healthy enough to be President of the United States, the Mayo Clinic of Scottsdale has released the Arizona senator's medical records as well as his brain scans and biopsies.
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Funny story: Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps

Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps

The Royal Mail has today withdrawn 14,000 first day cover issues of horse related celebratory stamp sets featuring missing thoroughbred Shergar after Shergar's DNA was found to be contained in the adhesiv...
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Funny story: London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey

London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey

Shocked London officials revealed today that the Para Olympics will still go ahead in London in 2012 following a survey which revealed that most people actually watch it for the "laugh" value.
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Funny story: Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Fans of Bristol City, the Championship playoff losers, have vowed to stop singing stupid cider songs as a way of inspiring their team, and of drowning their sorrows after huge defeats.
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Funny story: New James Bond book launched

New James Bond book launched

Sebastian Faulks was tasked with coming up with writing the first new Bond book in 40 years. Faulks was chosen to write the book by surviving members of Ian Flemings family, and yet some are questioning his motives amid claims he is 'cashing-in&#...
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Funny story: Basil, Rosemary and Thyme To Be Banned As Class B Illegal Drugs - Along With Many Other Natural Herbs.

Basil, Rosemary and Thyme To Be Banned As Class B Illegal Drugs - Along With Many Other Natural Herbs.

Legal prescription drugs and alcohol account for hundreds of thousands of deaths in the US and UK each year, but marijuana has accounted for none.
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Funny story: Zimbabwe Reserve Bank issues larger notes

Zimbabwe Reserve Bank issues larger notes

Harare - The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe today announced the issue of a larger notes.
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Funny story: The 7 Things Miley Cyrus hates about her ex Nick Jonas

The 7 Things Miley Cyrus hates about her ex Nick Jonas

Not long ago, Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus debuted her new song '7 Things' to be featured on her upcoming album 'Breakout'.
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Funny story: Prince Philip in trouble as he admires bush at Chelsea Flower Show

Prince Philip in trouble as he admires bush at Chelsea Flower Show

Prince Philip is at the centre of another controversy, this time during a tour of the Chelsea Flower Show.
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Funny story: McCain, Obama and Hillary Tour Iraq

McCain, Obama and Hillary Tour Iraq

When Johnny McBush-McCain found out that the Democandies had not been to Iraq as often as his congressional (Halliburton) junkets have sent him (he gets his mail there), they decided to make it a threesome...
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Funny story: Iraqi General Denounces British Effort in Basra

Iraqi General Denounces British Effort in Basra

With appeasement politics in the news of late, many have found Iraqi general Eden Jabers' remarks about the British forces on Basra timely and a bit ironic.
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Funny story: USA Expelled from Death Penalty for Juvenile Offenders League

USA Expelled from Death Penalty for Juvenile Offenders League

Thanks to a Supreme Court opinion, deplored recently by Republican Hopeless, John McCain, the USA has been drummed out of the Death Penalty for Juvenile Offenders League.
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Funny story: Texas Decides that Child Brides and Incest is as Texan as the Alamo

Texas Decides that Child Brides and Incest is as Texan as the Alamo

Texas Child Protective Services has been chastened by a State magistrate for its swift efforts to protect hubnderds of children from an Eldorado cult known for its forced under age marriages and intra familial sexual intercourse.
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Funny story: Clintons Console Teddy: At least you weren't assassinated like you know who too!

Clintons Console Teddy: At least you weren't assassinated like you know who too!

Sources close to the Newly tumored Massachusetts Senator Kennedy say that a get well card arrived at the Hyannis port mansion from Bill and Hillary. The card was apparently one of those gag gifts meant to cheer up a person dying from brain cancer.
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Funny story: Being Oppressed in a Sweatshop Declared a Federal Offense!

Being Oppressed in a Sweatshop Declared a Federal Offense!

The US of A is the country with the most prisoners and the most undocumented immigrants. It has now become the country with the most undocumented immigrant prisoners. US Immigration and Naturalization has declared working in a sweatshop a federal cri...
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Funny story: Red Sox Continue Imitating Yankees!

Red Sox Continue Imitating Yankees!

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. If so the Boston Red Sox are the most shameless flatterers in Majoer League baseball.
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Funny story: Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

(Little Rock, Ark.) While participating in a revolutionary new form of grass roots fundraising designed by her financially strapped campaign to reach out to previously untapped donors, Senator Hillary Clinton today announced further criteria that she...
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Funny story: McCain Campaign Fires Everybody and Refuses All Endorsements!

McCain Campaign Fires Everybody and Refuses All Endorsements!

McCain has decided to return to his maverick politics and reject the many compromises he had been persuaded to accept in order to get elected.
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Funny story: Bush Pays Tribute to Pat Tillman on Memorial Day

Bush Pays Tribute to Pat Tillman on Memorial Day

ARLINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President Bush paid tribute on Memorial Day Monday to Pat Tillman and America's fighting men and women buried here "who died in my wars based on lies for Israel and Big Oil and to make rich Republicans even richer,&...
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Funny story: McCain's doctors declare him fit, No sign of cold.

McCain's doctors declare him fit, No sign of cold.

1173 pages of presidential candidate John McCain's medical history were released to a group of press reporters on Friday. Apparently there was no indication that the 71 year old was suffering from cold.
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Funny story: Nasa Probe Searches for Life in Clinton Campaign

Nasa Probe Searches for Life in Clinton Campaign

Nasa's "Vulture" lander is set to touch down this morning on the surface of the Clinton for President campaign, in what scientists are describing as the most risky journey since the "Gere" probe landed on Shilpa Shetty last ye...
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Funny story: American Illiteracy Highest in Five Decade Report Find

American Illiteracy Highest in Five Decade Report Find

WASHINGTon, DC - According to an alarming report issued by the U.s. Department of Education Wenesday, allmost 25 percent of all Americans adults is illiterate, a five dekade high,...
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Funny story: Chicago Bears starting quarterback has new trick

Chicago Bears starting quarterback has new trick

Rex Grossman, the starting quaterback for the Chicago Bears has recently surprised the sporting world with his new ability to "shapeshift" into a cute rodent. His new ability has not been willingly accepted by everyone though, and an appea...
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Funny story: Bill Gates talks to tree, with new computer

Bill Gates talks to tree, with new computer

Bill Gates has unveiled a new computer that will actually allow scientist to talk to trees.
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Funny story: Mickey Dee'z sez fries now transfat free

Mickey Dee'z sez fries now transfat free

The Chief Executive @ McD's told shareholders that the string potatoes known as French Fries (pomme de terre frite) are now prepared in a different cooking oil, with no transfats at all, throughout the USA.
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Funny story: A Book Review On 'December Boys' By Michael Noonan.

A Book Review On 'December Boys' By Michael Noonan.

Ok, let's be bluntly honest, the one and only reason that I pulled this book off it's shelf and hurried off to purchase it, was because gleaming off the front cover, gorgeous as ever, was Daniel Radcliffe!...
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