Funny story: English Football Fans Disgrace Themselves Again

English Football Fans Disgrace Themselves Again

Today, after the Champion's League final, won by lots of foreign players, Chelsea and Manchester United fans let down their country disgracefully again, by not rioting across the streets of Moscow. To add to their shame, only a handful of fans ha...
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Funny story: Alaska's Gov Palin hates polar bears

Alaska's Gov Palin hates polar bears

Anchorage, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): Governor Sarah Palin is determined to de-list polar bears as a threatened species after a law protecting them was passed in DC last week.
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Funny story: Ronaldo To Join The Portugese Olympic Diving Team

Ronaldo To Join The Portugese Olympic Diving Team

It was announced today that Manchester United striker, Cristian Ronaldo, will join the Portuguese Olympic diving team.
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Funny story: Bill Clinton has Alzheimers rumor

Bill Clinton has Alzheimers rumor

Chappaqua - (Rioters): Former President Bill Clinton has early-onset Alzheimers according to persistent reports that claim Hillary is planning on putting him in an old folks home soon as she's in the White House.
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Funny story: Royal palaces swabbed down in dawn cocaine tests swoop

Royal palaces swabbed down in dawn cocaine tests swoop

London - (Ass Mess): A Civil List hit-squad has swooped down in a dawn raid on occupied royal palaces to determine the extent of rampant cocaine abuse among recipients of cushy state handouts.
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Funny story: Germans licking Hitler's backside once again

Germans licking Hitler's backside once again

Berlin - (Third Reich Mess): Germany's national post office has issued stamps with Hitler's image once again following overwhelming demand from the country's Christian Democratic Party.
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Funny story: Crewe and Nantwich by-election candidates

Crewe and Nantwich by-election candidates

Here is the list of the candidates for the Crewe and Nantwich by-election:...
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Funny story: 'Sod you, I'm having a long weekend' - God

'Sod you, I'm having a long weekend' - God

Inspired by actions of TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton, omnipotent being God, has announced he will be absent this weekend. "I really need to get the shed sorted out as the missus is really bending my ear about it." he said today.
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Funny story: The Story Part 8 "Into the underworld"

The Story Part 8 "Into the underworld"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known as APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
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Funny story: Dissident Executions To Be New Olympic Sport

Dissident Executions To Be New Olympic Sport

The People's Republic of China today announced that a new field event was to be included in the Olymic Games - the shooting of dissidents.
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Funny story: Drogba in coma after stubbing toe

Drogba in coma after stubbing toe

Chelsea football star 'P' Didier Drogba is still in intensive care today after stubbing his toe in a dramatic 'corner of the bed' incident.
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Funny story: Woodstock 2008 Will Support U.S. Troops

Woodstock 2008 Will Support U.S. Troops

United States Vice President Dick Cheney has organized a three day outdoor rock concert in support of the United States troops. The concert is scheduled to take place at Yasgur's Farm in Bethel, NY, at the sight of the original Woodstock, on the...
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Funny story: Missing Element found

Missing Element found

An Element, believed to be missing from the Periodic Table has been found, in a pub in Yorkshire.
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Funny story: Geography Teacher Plot to Bore Students to Death Uncovered

Geography Teacher Plot to Bore Students to Death Uncovered

Teachers at a high school in De Moines, Iowa, had been planning to bore all their pupils to death - by changing schedules so that every class would be a geography lesson - in a revenge attack for the students inabil...
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Funny story: NATO launches Bush obituary competition

NATO launches Bush obituary competition

NATO HQ, Brussels - (Rioters): NATO top brass is launching a worldwide competition for the best George W Bush advance obituary after being inundated with demands for a $25 million ransom to try him for crimes against humanity.
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Funny story: Superdelegates Revealed To Be Mere Mortals

Superdelegates Revealed To Be Mere Mortals

After months of speculation regarding the secret identities of 796 so-called Superdelegates, it was revealed today that despite a higher-than-normal average of oversized egos, none of the delegates have actual alter egos and in fact appear to be mere...
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Funny story: The Lord will vindicate me says New Mexico apocalyptic sex cult nutter

The Lord will vindicate me says New Mexico apocalyptic sex cult nutter

Santa Fe, New Mexico - (Fetid Ass Mess): "Bent by name and bent by nature," is how a Clayton grand jury public prosecutor described the Lord Our Righteous Mess Church pastor-cum-prophet Wayne Bent, 69, indicting him on new a host o...
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Funny story: Men 'to be illegal by 2013'

Men 'to be illegal by 2013'

Male adults are to be outlawed under plans being considered by the Government, it has emerged.
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Funny story: Princess Diana not in news for six weeks

Princess Diana not in news for six weeks

World news media companies were reeling today when a trainee journalist in Fleet Street suddenly realised that Princess Diana had not been mentioned in the news for nearly six weeks.
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Funny story: MPs' decision opens up equal rights bid for blind pilots

MPs' decision opens up equal rights bid for blind pilots

HUMAN rights campaigners were today celebrating the decision by MPs to scrap the need for a father before allowing women to seek IVF treatment.
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Funny story: "Somebody should have curbed the Kennedy mythology" says ex-CIA official

"Somebody should have curbed the Kennedy mythology" says ex-CIA official

Langley, Virginia - (AssoCIAted Mess & Reuterus): A former senior official at the President George Herbert Bush Center For Intelligence (sic) said today that someone should have stopped the Kennedy family from relentless self reinvention after Ted Ke...
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Funny story: Ballmer pelted with eggs - personal firewall ineffective

Ballmer pelted with eggs - personal firewall ineffective

Despite having a personal firewall built to protect him from the vitriol of millions of dissatisfied Vista customers, Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO was today pelted with eggs in Budapest.
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Funny story: UK motorists scorn crude-obese lily-livered US gas-guzzlers

UK motorists scorn crude-obese lily-livered US gas-guzzlers

London - (Petrol Mess): A survey of British motorists who currently fork out £5 ($10) per gallon of petrol has slammed the pathetic whinging of their American counterparts who are moaning at having to fork out $4 (£2) for the equivalent.
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Funny story: Chevron blames Bush

Chevron blames Bush

Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Iraq War Mess): Big oil giant Chevron has blamed the Bush Administration's Iraq war policy for runaway crude prices, a rock-bottom weak dollar and the spiralling cost of pizza dough.
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Funny story: Iraq takes over the UK's weather

Iraq takes over the UK's weather

In a dramatic moved based on both global warming and the Met Office's inability to predict the weather two days hence, Iraq has decided to take over the weather on our behalves.
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Funny story: Police Vote For Right To Make The Public Laugh

Police Vote For Right To Make The Public Laugh

Police officers in England and Wales have voted to lobby the government for the right to make the public laugh, and were already practising doing that today, anticipating it would become law.
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Funny story: Gordon Brown to sack himself in summer cabinet reshuffle

Gordon Brown to sack himself in summer cabinet reshuffle

In a remarkable move aimed at making the government more popular as it reaches the half-way stage between elections, some dramatic suggestions have come from research into the reshuffle most likely to have a positive effect.
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Funny story: Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Sarah Ferguson, or, if you like, the Duchess of York, has been unceremoniously dumped out of the city of Hull by unhealthy eating campaigners, after starring in a reality TV show which promoted better diets amongst the Poor
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Funny story: Crime In The Womb On The Increase, Says Study

Crime In The Womb On The Increase, Says Study

A new study into the increased levels of crime amongst younger people has shown that offences committed by embryos still in the womb is on the increase.
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Funny story: John le Carré's 1979 'Miley's People' proves to be prophetic blockbuster

John le Carré's 1979 'Miley's People' proves to be prophetic blockbuster

London - (Teenage Ass Mess): A lightweight novel written some 29 years ago by British fiction writer John le Carré has proved to be spookily prescient.
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Funny story: Well Mingin!

Well Mingin!

As a result of the ever increasing popularity of 'Chav Culture' sweeping the UK, Digital TV is to launch The Chav Channel from November this year.
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Funny story: Endemic disgust at Bush plan to visit London

Endemic disgust at Bush plan to visit London

London - (Jaw-dropping Mess): A nationwide spontaneous projectile vomiting pandemic has erupted after the official announcement of a George W Bush visit to Old Blighty next month.
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Funny story: Police investigate theft of pay rise

Police investigate theft of pay rise

Police up and down the country are investigating the disappearance of 0.6% of their pay. Normally sedentary officers appear to now be highly motivated to solve this particular crime because it affects them directly.
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Funny story: Liverpool UFO sparks Queen abduction fears

Liverpool UFO sparks Queen abduction fears

Toxteth - (Alien Mess): A phallic-shaped UFO spotted over the UK's former slave trade capital has sparked fears that the Queen will be abducted during her official visit on Friday.
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Funny story: The opinion poll of opinion polls

The opinion poll of opinion polls

A recent poll carried out by the highly respected MAAN (Much Ado About Nothing) organisation has revealed that most opinion polls are actually completely irrelevant and unreliable.
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Funny story: OPEC Tells George Bush To "Go Pound Sand Up His Ass"

OPEC Tells George Bush To "Go Pound Sand Up His Ass"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Oil hit $130 per barrel as George Bush sobbed on global television begging oil nations for more oil.
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Funny story: Mayhem as Osama Bin Laden takes over Elvis Presley's daytime job

Mayhem as Osama Bin Laden takes over Elvis Presley's daytime job

There were scenes of shock, horror and disbelief when Elvis Presley turned up for work today at Sam 'n' Ellas Fish and Chip shop on the Isle of Bute.
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Funny story: Giant Lama addresses parliament

Giant Lama addresses parliament

MP's were today lectured to by Gerald the Giant Lama, who is currently on an educational tour of the western world.
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Funny story: Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Facing certain defeat due to Barack Obama's insurmountable lead and his refusal to look for sex in public bathrooms, Senator Hillary Clinton resigned from the race for the Democratic presidential nomination on Tuesday night.
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Funny story: New consumer watchdog Offrip launched today

New consumer watchdog Offrip launched today

Today sees the launch of the new consumer watchdog Offrip, whose job it is to ensure people in Britain continue to pay extortionate prices for products sold much more cheaply abroad. Heading the new watchdog is Robin Meeblind, the man who invented...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton wins Champions League final

Hillary Clinton wins Champions League final

Despite not even being in the running, Democratic Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, has claimed victory in the Champions League final, ousting both Chelsea and Manchester United.
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Funny story: On yer Bike

On yer Bike

It's official. Cyclists in the City of London have topped a MORI poll regarding what is the most threatening thing in the capital today.
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Funny story: Clay Aiken calls his visit to China Town "Scary"

Clay Aiken calls his visit to China Town "Scary"

Los Angeles, California - On a recent late night talk show, Clay Aiken described his visit to China Town in a New York City burrow as scary. Meaning no harm of course, but his comments raised more than a few eyebrows, as a number of self-conscious Ch...
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Funny story: Statue of David Starts Urinating

Statue of David Starts Urinating

In Florence yesterday a cleaner at the Galleria dell'Academia reported seeing yellow fluid dripping from the most recognisable statue in the world.
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Funny story: Gin it to win it

Gin it to win it

An alarming report has been published which has discovered that on Friday 14th April, 2008, 92% of Londoners were drunk, tipsy or paralytic.
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Funny story: Bush-Cheney Caught with their Mideast Domino Theory Down around their Ankles!

Bush-Cheney Caught with their Mideast Domino Theory Down around their Ankles!

Israeli sources announced this week that Bush-Cheney revealed to them that a pre-Christmas attack on Iran was in the worst President ever's letter to Santa. Unable to manage wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, some think Bush would like to go out with...
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Funny story: The Loveable Idiot

The Loveable Idiot

Edward Ainscough, 48 of Loughborough has been named officially as Britain's 'Stupidest Individual' after a succession of disasters, mishaps and prize 'cock ups'.
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Funny story: Ted's Tumor Told Him Obamor!

Ted's Tumor Told Him Obamor!

Oncologists will tell you that brain cancer can influence the thoughts and voices heard by tumor sufferers. When it was discovered that Ted Kennedy had a brain tumor, political experts searched the medical archives for evidence to explain the filthy...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Remark Only the Tip of the Iceberg?

Michelle Obama Remark Only the Tip of the Iceberg?

During February campaigning in Milwaukee for her huband Barack, Michelle Obama's somewhat cryptic remark, "For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like hope is making a comeback" has resurfaced in an anti-Obama Republican TV ad in Tennessee. Just what did she mean? Was there nothing to be proud about America before her husband started on t...
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Funny story: Liberalism causes brain cancer

Liberalism causes brain cancer

A study performed at Massachusetts General Hospital revealed today that liberalism causes seizures, brain tumors, and cancer. This study will go hand-in-hand with Ted Kennedy's recent health problems and is currently suspected to be the main cau...
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Funny story: Scandal rocks Special Olympics

Scandal rocks Special Olympics

A scandal has rocked the organising committee of the Beijing Special Olympics.
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Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction possible sign of heart disease in diabetic men -- That, or you're probably Gay, study says

Erectile Dysfunction possible sign of heart disease in diabetic men -- That, or you're probably Gay, study says

Atlanta, Georgia - Linking vascular conditioning of the heart to its ability to effectively pump blood to the penis for engorgement, leading to a healthy virile erection, recent medical research on the illness of diabetes has inadvertently lead to th...
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Funny story: U.S. Treasury Must Redesign All Paper Currency for Equal Protection of the Blind

U.S. Treasury Must Redesign All Paper Currency for Equal Protection of the Blind

Per a very recent court ruling, the Treasury Department of the U.S. is now obliged to provide blind Americans with a way or ways for them to be able to distinguish different denominations of paper currency, from the one-dollar bill to the hundred-dol...
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Funny story: Carbon Shortage?

Carbon Shortage?

Chicago, July 3 2050: It's a clear crisp 25 degree Fahrenheit day here in the snowy city, a day before the nation celebrates its 274th birthday, but on the gloomy side the mercantile market in Carbon Dioxide (CO2) has finally collapsed! It is ant...
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Funny story: Burma Lobbyist Leaves McCain Campaign

Burma Lobbyist Leaves McCain Campaign

Burma - The military dictators of Burma expressed dismay that Doug Goodyear, their mole in the John McCain campaign, has been outed.
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