Funny story: Dalai Lama pimping for Scientology 's Opus Dei masters

Dalai Lama pimping for Scientology 's Opus Dei masters

London - (Rioters): The Taiwanese tribute artiste posing as the Dalai Llama has been caught red-handed pimping for a lunatic cabal of hardened Opus Dei mobsters that runs Scientology in London.
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Funny story: Court Decides Radio Discriminates Against Deaf

Court Decides Radio Discriminates Against Deaf

Washington DC -- The Supreme Court ruled that radio broadcasting discriminates against the deaf in a 9-0 decision today. The ruling makes any communication by radio illegal. All radio programs are to cease by midnight tonight. The argument of the dea...
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Funny story: Sheep found north of equator!

Sheep found north of equator!

Leading geophysicists had a huge shock today when a large school of sheep were found north of the equator. Up to this point it was generally considered that sheep only lived on the equator. It is feared that this discovery might turn science on i...
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Funny story: Missing Flea Market Boy Found -- Turned up on eBay

Missing Flea Market Boy Found -- Turned up on eBay

Smithfield, North Carolina - In this buy low, sell high then list it on eBay and sell it even higher modern dollar driven society, no wonder a small 3-year-old boy went missing; unnoticed while his mother attended Brightleif flea market over this pas...
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Funny story: Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

US Democratic Senator Edward Kennedy has been discovered to be an imposter after being hospitalized, stunned doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital told reporters.
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Funny story: Abortion Time Limit to be Cut to 24 days

Abortion Time Limit to be Cut to 24 days

Today the UK Parliament voted to cut the time limit for abortion to just 24 days. This comes after weeks of intensive investigation into the development of babies in the womb by London University Hospital Scientists.
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Funny story: Brain Tumor Informs Friends He Has A Ted Kennedy

Brain Tumor Informs Friends He Has A Ted Kennedy

THE BRAIN - A brain tumor in the left hemisphere announced today that according to doctors he has a malignant Ted Kennedy and was expected to be rid of it in at least three months.
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Funny story: Official Secret Session Transcript Stolen From Congress

Official Secret Session Transcript Stolen From Congress

Typical Republican: I want a bagillion dollars for war. Typical Democrat: I want a pagillion dollars for this social program that is going to take care of everyone.
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Funny story: The Story Part 7 "Into the future/Enter Dimon Dart Head"

The Story Part 7 "Into the future/Enter Dimon Dart Head"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
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Funny story: Man Fakes His Own Death So He Can Avoid Having To Wash the Dishes

Man Fakes His Own Death So He Can Avoid Having To Wash the Dishes

Local man Barnaby Jones, 62, pretended he was dead so as he could avoid having to wash up after dinner.
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Funny story: Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

FREEDOM of Information requests by the Daily Mail have cost British taxpayers up to £56million in the last eight years, figures obtained by The Mail on Sunday under the Freedom of Information Act revealed this week.
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Funny story: Shock poll rocks Brown

Shock poll rocks Brown

A poll published in today's Daily Mail has been treated with caution by Tory campaigners in the contested constituency of Crewe and Nantwich.
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Funny story: Police appeal for information on stuff and other things.

Police appeal for information on stuff and other things.

Police Chiefs in Britain have appealed to the public for information on a lot of things and other stuff that they believe may be important.
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Funny story: Dyslectic women's naked Pyde Hark gallops branded as cunning stunts

Dyslectic women's naked Pyde Hark gallops branded as cunning stunts

London - (Bare Ass Mess): The antics of thousands of naked dyslectic women riding bareback through London's traditional spring sonking bites have been branded as a crude display of cunning stunts.
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Funny story: George W. Bush Declared Sane

George W. Bush Declared Sane

In a surprise announcement today, resident psychologists at the White House declared President George W. Bush as sane.
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher wants to get stuffed

Margaret Thatcher wants to get stuffed

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, in a frank interview with TheSpoof.com has revealed her intention to be stuffed and mounted after her approaching demise.
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Funny story: Abortion limit to be raised to 18 years

Abortion limit to be raised to 18 years

A leading psychologist-type, doctor-type has recommended that the abortion age limit for Chavs should be raised to 18. That is, they can now be aborted up to 18 years of age if they show no signs of normality. Speaking at the Annual Conference for...
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Funny story: Gay wedding for Star Trek's Mr Sulu

Gay wedding for Star Trek's Mr Sulu

US actor George Takei is to wed his long-term partner after California lifted its ban on same-sex marriage.
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Funny story: New Type of Non-Lethal Weapon

New Type of Non-Lethal Weapon

Tel Aviv - The United States and Israel announced today, the development of a new type of non-lethal, air dropped, genetically targeted, fat based weapon.
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Funny story: America Declares War On Chris Moyles

America Declares War On Chris Moyles

In a surprise move today, the United States of America declared war on Chris Moyles.
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Funny story: Star Trek Mr Spock Exposed As Fraud

Star Trek Mr Spock Exposed As Fraud

Mr Spock, the half-human, half-Vulcan science officer aboard the USS Enterprise in the Star Trek TV series, has been declared a fraud by one fan of the show, who claims the 'half-alien' is none other than vet...
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Funny story: What would the Colonel say?

What would the Colonel say?

Kentucky Fried Chicken has started catering their 'finger licking' food to the Chav market for wedding receptions.
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Funny story: The Bastard from Beckton

The Bastard from Beckton

John Edwards, an unemployed refuse collector from Beckton, East London has been given an ASBO after a decade of shocking behaviour that was at times, nothing short of disgraceful.
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Funny story: Naked Aggression

Naked Aggression

Gok Wan has once more, shown a different side to his nature after being arrested and charged after the Championship 'play off' game between Bristol City and Crystal Palace last week.
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Funny story: Vice as Nice!

Vice as Nice!

Mark Clitheroe, a 43 year male from Leyland, Lancashire has been given an official police caution after he was discovered having sex with a workbench vice.
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Funny story: Parkinson In 'Undignified' Campaign

Parkinson In 'Undignified' Campaign

Sir Michael Parkinson has been appointed 'undignity ambassador' for Britain's aging celebrities.
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Funny story: Scared Superdelegates Switch to Clinton After Kennedy "Stroke"

Scared Superdelegates Switch to Clinton After Kennedy "Stroke"

New Yawk, NY-- The recent illness of Obama superdelegate Teddie Kennedy has many other Obama supporters looking behind their backs and checking their health insurance policies. Many superdelegates are now supporting Hillary Clinton after a weekend fi...
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Funny story: Hull family of eleven to educate palace

Hull family of eleven to educate palace

Following on from the Duchess of York's stay with a low income family in the deprived east-Yorkshire city of Hull, the city is poised to return the favour.
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Funny story: Malvinas Leader Starts Tour In Buenos Aires

Malvinas Leader Starts Tour In Buenos Aires

The exiled leader of the Malvinas, also known as the Falkland Islands, will start his tour of Buenos Aires today.
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Funny story: Hamas Rejects Israeli Truce Terms

Hamas Rejects Israeli Truce Terms

Hamas today refused the peace terms offered by the Israeli government.
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Funny story: EU Looks To Increase Waste

EU Looks To Increase Waste

The European Union is renewing efforts to increase its Common Waste Policy, the ripoff system that milks most of Europe, by 400 billion Euros every day.
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Funny story: Nazi Loses Last US Appeal

Nazi Loses Last US Appeal

A man accused of being a Nazi supporter has lost his final appeal to stay in the USA. Mr. Joseph Kennedy, former ambassador and all-round fascist bigot, has been told to either 'get out now, or make your sons famous politicians'.
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Funny story: Scotland To Reintroduce Traditional Trains

Scotland To Reintroduce Traditional Trains

In a move to ease overcrowding, Scotland is to reintroduce steam engines on its railway lines.
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Funny story: America Declared A Republic

America Declared A Republic

Today, at 11 a.m., GMT, the British colony of America today declared itself to be a republic.
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Funny story: Walrus Language Experts Discover True Meaning Of Ku Ku Ka Ju

Walrus Language Experts Discover True Meaning Of Ku Ku Ka Ju

As desperate scientists are gravely beset by impossible crises ranging from HIV-AIDS to global warming, a small group of mammalian researchers has decided to focus on the warm and friendly qualities of the walrus.
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Funny story: "Four Bros" Outdraws "Four Hoes"!

"Four Bros" Outdraws "Four Hoes"!

Hollywood was banking on a big ticket from Sex in the City's Four Hoes film. The pic was filmed during the ascendancy of Senator Clinton and the belief that the White House would have a white lady behind its white picket fence. Critics and audien...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Libertarians Endangered!

Ron Paul Libertarians Endangered!

In a surprise move, the U.S. Interior Dept has officially declared Libertarians to be an "Endangered Species."...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Introduces Words4pics

TheSpoof.com Introduces Words4pics

Foto fanatics claim that a picture is worth a thousand words and McLuhanesque mediasperts have pushed the picture as the new language. Online publication TheSpoof.com which deals mostly in verbiage with only a few rather old and worn out fotos and not a video in sight has decided to take startling fotos, not show them and then describe them in vivid detail.
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Funny story: Yagle to acquire Microsoft

Yagle to acquire Microsoft

Blubberg - The newly formed Yagle Inc. from the merge of two internet search giants Google and Yahoo, now plans to acquire Redmond, Washington-based Microsoft. Currently, Yagle are ironing the terms with Microsoft.
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Funny story: Google and Yahoo merged

Google and Yahoo merged

Googleplex Mountain View Calif. - Google the search giant based in Mountain View California merged with Sunnyvale California-based Yahoo. The announcement shocked the whole business world several times for the unprecedented move of Yahoo and Google.
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Funny story: McCain's PTSD Kicks In, Just as Bush Vet Admin Denies Coverage!

McCain's PTSD Kicks In, Just as Bush Vet Admin Denies Coverage!

Deep in debt, Bush admin has been cutting costs like Edward Scissorhands, the hedge fund manager! War vets have not been spared the trimming as Bush opposes the new GI bill and shortchanges veterans' mental health coverage.
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Funny story: "Star Trek" Sulu to Wed Spock After Gay "pon-farr" Emergency

"Star Trek" Sulu to Wed Spock After Gay "pon-farr" Emergency

Captain Hikaru Sulu, best known for navigating the USS Enterprise on episodes of "Star Trek" while still a lieutenant, says he plans to wed his lifelong love now that the California Supreme Court has overturned its ban on gay and in...
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Funny story: Hot Prospect Aims for Big Leagues

Hot Prospect Aims for Big Leagues

The St. Louis Cardinals announced today a 58-year-old prospect in their AAA affiliate made "great strides" in his campaign to make the big-league club. George W. Bush, nicknamed "Mortar" (since the nickname "the Rocket" was taken) came to the Car...
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Funny story: Anti animal group gives food for thought

Anti animal group gives food for thought

At it's launch today the the virulently anti-animal group People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals or PUTA caused many vegans to lose their dinner.
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Funny story: New cure makes a splash

New cure makes a splash

A new study in New Zealand has discovered, quite by accident, an almost total cure for incontinence.
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