Funny story: Disgust at Flower Show sunken Chinese garden

Disgust at Flower Show sunken Chinese garden

London - (Horticultural Mess): A sunken Chinese garden has caused quite a stir at this year's Flower Show after depicting a typical Sichuan scene in the aftermath of the recent 7.8 Richter Scale quake.
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Funny story: Cops query if Fritzl was architectural consultant to Portuguese holiday complex

Cops query if Fritzl was architectural consultant to Portuguese holiday complex

Portimao, Algarve - (Preposterous Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl has been questioned about possible architectural design connections to a Portuguese holiday home complex at the center of a missing child case.
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Funny story: Nice little NHS earner as human placentas sold to dog food cannery

Nice little NHS earner as human placentas sold to dog food cannery

London - (Afterbirth Mess): The NHS Watchdog is investigating a human birth byproducts scandal involving canny NHS managers whose entrepreneurial spirit was slammed after two tons of human placenta ended up in a dog food cannery.
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Funny story: May 20th 2008: birth centenary of general who exposed Reagan/Bush1 as KGB sickos

May 20th 2008: birth centenary of general who exposed Reagan/Bush1 as KGB sickos

Arlington, Virginia - (Atrocious Mess): Clan members of a family persecuted by Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior have met this weekend to lay flowers on the grave of a former US five star general whose 1983 US Supreme Court testimony laid bare the...
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Funny story: Hilary Cliton, Michael Jackson and JesusBudda the Trinity!

Hilary Cliton, Michael Jackson and JesusBudda the Trinity!

TheSpoof.com - It is currently being speculated that boy-bottom-spanker Michael Jackson and presidential candidate Hilary Clinton are infact one and the same.
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Funny story: Sen. Joe Biden re-thinks decision to back out

Sen. Joe Biden re-thinks decision to back out

Wilmington, DE - Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DEL) announced today he is forming a 'democratic nomination exploratory committee' to see if it would be feasible to possibly get back into the race and become the Democratic nominee.
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Funny story: Radders Reveals He is A Wizard After All

Radders Reveals He is A Wizard After All

Anybody who thought that Daniel Jacob Radcliffe was just an ordinary 18 year old lad, has obviously been living on a different planet for the past decade. However the good looks and ridiculous bank balance aside I suppose you would have to call him h...
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Funny story: NCAA Evaluates Offensiveness of All Major College Nicknames

NCAA Evaluates Offensiveness of All Major College Nicknames

The National Collegiate Athletics Association has issued a sweeping judgement on the nicknames of all universities which compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision.
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Funny story: Dachshund Helps Mute Children Speak

Dachshund Helps Mute Children Speak

Identical twin brothers Jerry and Jerome Jefferson have simultaneously spoken their first words ever at age eight. Their mother, Jennifer, said "This truly is a miracle. The Lord used that cute little dog with floppy ears to help make my mute...
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Funny story: Ted Kennedy writes book on Chappaquiddick

Ted Kennedy writes book on Chappaquiddick

Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy wrote a fictitious version of what may have happened at Chappaquiddick on July 19, 1969.
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Funny story: Women's Catholic College Struggles to Admit Men

Women's Catholic College Struggles to Admit Men

Rosebud, a Catholic College for woman in Pennsylvania, is facing hard times. Because of the need for more funds to keep it in business, the College President, Carol Avirgine, said that the College can maintain the mission and grow by including men.
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Funny story: Scottish Scientists Discover Alcohol Causes Memory Loss

Scottish Scientists Discover Alcohol Causes Memory Loss

Lead scientist Dr. Fergus McFaddie of the University of Edinburgh announced today that alcohol causes memory loss. This is the seventh or eighth time that Dr. McFaddie has made this announcement in the last three years or maybe it has been four.
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Funny story: Three Men walk into a bar

Three Men walk into a bar

In Swindon, Mark Fellowes, his cousin, and a friend walked into a pub, and no-one noticed it.
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Funny story: Mohammad Al Fayed asks Russell Grant what the future holds

Mohammad Al Fayed asks Russell Grant what the future holds

Cuddly astrologer Russell Grant has been approached by Harrod's owner Mohammed Al Fayed about what the future holds.
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Funny story: Tell me, is this your Sheep? Tops the ratings

Tell me, is this your Sheep? Tops the ratings

TV entertainment smorgasbord 'Tell me, is this your sheep?' in which comedian Joe Pasquale, squeaky voiced jokester of no repute asks the question is now topping the ratings.
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Funny story: Drunk Elephant just can't forget

Drunk Elephant just can't forget

Sam, an Elephant in Dudley zoo just can't forget, despite the fact that he drinks every night.
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Funny story: Prescott and Blair, in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Prescott and Blair, in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Scandalous news from the first drafts of both John Prescott and Cherie Blair's autobiographies have revealed that in the early 1990's, the two were very nearly involved in an affair.
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Funny story: Hillary Swank wins Montucky Primary

Hillary Swank wins Montucky Primary

Hillary Swank was surprised to hear she has won the Montucky primary as a write-in candidate edging out other write-in candidates The Cat in the Hat, Fred Flintstone and Jack Daniels by a thin margin.
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Funny story: Gaza Strips Off On CNN

Gaza Strips Off On CNN

In an in-depth and intellectual documentary, CNN news station today showed the world that the Gaza Strip, once seen as a complex and distressing part of the world, at the heart of an ancient and troubled war zone, is actually a striptease artiste.
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Funny story: China Announces Pointless 3 Day Exercise

China Announces Pointless 3 Day Exercise

China announced today that it would hold a totally pointless exercise in mourning, which will last for 3 days.
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Funny story: Behind all that plastic surgery he's still the top JFK asssassin accomplice suspect

Behind all that plastic surgery he's still the top JFK asssassin accomplice suspect

Cape Cod - (Fishy Business Mess): Senator Ted Kennedy was rushed into intensive care last night following the discovery of a giant fissure in his 22 November 1963 alibi.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Be Playmate Next Week

Hillary Clinton To Be Playmate Next Week

Senator Hillary Clinton is due to pose nude for Playboy magazine next month. Playboy editor, Harold Shortsight, said: 'Yes, we've tried for years to get Mrs. Clinton to pose for us, but she always refused. At last we've got her to agree, this wil...
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Funny story: Commonwealth diplomats shocked at royal wedding chapel flesh-flash

Commonwealth diplomats shocked at royal wedding chapel flesh-flash

Windsor Castle - (Bare Ass Mess): Non-Christian Commonwealth ambassadors to the Court of St James's have recoiled in horror at this weekend's gratuitous display of sluttish female flesh at the nuptials of the puppet monarchy's leading no...
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Funny story: Sarcasm Wins First Prize At 'Lowest Form of Wit' Awards Show

Sarcasm Wins First Prize At 'Lowest Form of Wit' Awards Show

Sarcasm has come out trumps for a seventh year running at the annual 'Lowest Form of Wit' awards show, beating off competition from irony, mockery and knock-knock jokes.
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Funny story: Cup Final Was The Most Exciting In History

Cup Final Was The Most Exciting In History

Pundits across England were today calling the English FA Cup final the most exciting one in history. Commentating legend, John Motson, aged 11, said: 'Well, David, this is certainly surprising. I spoke to Sir Alex Ferguson earlier, and he said it...
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Funny story: Nazi S&M orgy nutter Mosley stung by ex-MI5 CEO spouse's disclosures

Nazi S&M orgy nutter Mosley stung by ex-MI5 CEO spouse's disclosures

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): The octogenarian husband of former top spook Dame Stella Rimington has laughed off reports that his wife was weilding the whip when Nazi S&M nutter Max Mosley was busted in a fetid orgy sting in March this year.
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Funny story: Chinese Earthquakes Lead to Hardhat Shortage

Chinese Earthquakes Lead to Hardhat Shortage

Recent earthquakes in China have led to a shortage of hardhats for rescue workers. Ingeniously Chinese officials have diverted all factory production of Tupperware salad bowls in Sinkiang province to meet the shortfall.
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Funny story: Britain braced for new fuel protest

Britain braced for new fuel protest

In a secret meeting in a bunker somewhere in southern-England, motoring organisations have hammered out the plans for a new nationwide fuel protest that threatens to bring Gordon Brown's embattle...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Is Actually A Piece Of Broccoli

Britney Spears Is Actually A Piece Of Broccoli

In a surprise piece of news today, it turned out that Britney Spears is actually just a piece of broccoli. Rumours have circulated the media world for months that Miss Spears is just a dinner vegetable, with little or no awareness, but now, at la...
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Funny story: Ashlee Simpson weds Pete Wentz - forgets words

Ashlee Simpson weds Pete Wentz - forgets words

Wannabe pop-princess Ashlee Simpson misread the autocue at her own wedding and instead began reciting a song by The Beatles.
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Funny story: Scotland Declared A Third World Country

Scotland Declared A Third World Country

Scotland was officially declared a Third World country, by the United Nations, today in Geneva.
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Funny story: BBC converts Television Centre into 'brothel'

BBC converts Television Centre into 'brothel'

After years of apparently declining standards and after attempts to compete with other more down-market, popularist TV channels, the BBC has taken the inevitable step of converting its HQ into a brothel. Rather than watch the programmes, members of...
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Funny story: Run For The Hills As Scourge Of Killer Butterflies Returns

Run For The Hills As Scourge Of Killer Butterflies Returns

Killer butterflies have once more been spotted in England and sources close to the government are said to be stumped.
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Funny story: Middle East Problems To Be Decided On A Golf Course

Middle East Problems To Be Decided On A Golf Course

Speaking from the exclusive Qeep-yer-camels-and-boys-unda-gard Golf Course near Cairo, President George 'Fore!' Bush today announced that the problems of the Middle East will be settled by golf.
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Funny story: John Prescott 'Starving'

John Prescott 'Starving'

Downing Street today announced that Deputy Dawg John 'Twiggy' Prescott is starving.
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Funny story: Same Sex marriage legalised

Same Sex marriage legalised

"I have been having the same sex all through our marriage. Yes it's boring but now it's legal' said Duwayne Barton , 43. "I am delighted."...
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Funny story: Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

'Yes, yes we were there,' Alex Jones finally admitted during one of his mid week radio show rants. 'So what? It's not like we could turn down the offer!'...
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Funny story: The End of Pandering to the Olympic Torch

The End of Pandering to the Olympic Torch

A panda yesterday accidentally sat on the Olympic torch rendering it impossible to retrieve it without surgery.
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Funny story: Indiana Jones considering name change

Indiana Jones considering name change

Grizzly archaeologist and inspiration for four hit movies, Indiana Jones today announced he is thinking of changing his name. "I like Montana Jones but am afraid the Miley Cyrus Fans will get too confused."...
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Funny story: Mrs. Clinton Bites Obama's Ear!

Mrs. Clinton Bites Obama's Ear!

In a move that reminded many in the audience of the Hollyfield Fight of 1997, Obama lost a bite of his ear to Mrs. Clinton in Kentucky earlier today.
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres, Chelsea Clinton to marry

Ellen DeGeneres, Chelsea Clinton to marry

Ellen DeGeneres and daughter of former President Clinton are putting the California Supreme Court ruling in favor of gay marriage into action -- she and Chelsea Victoria Clinton plan to wed, DeGeneres announced during the taping of a popular...
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Funny story: Hillary to have sex-change!

Hillary to have sex-change!

Chappaqua, NY - Hillary Clinton is said to be considering a sex-change operation. An anonymous source has stated she feels she is a victim of a sexist media.
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Funny story: Prince changes name...again!

Prince changes name...again!

Minneapolis, MN - Today, the artist-former-known as Prince and then some weird he/she symbol has changed his name again to some new, more weird crescent moon, Islamic-type symbol (see image).
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Funny story: American dentists to do charity work in 3rd world U.K.

American dentists to do charity work in 3rd world U.K.

London, England - In an effort to help the notoriously dentally-challenged British, the United States government made a declaration to help their Limey friends across the pond. The American League of dentists declared this a noble mission.
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Funny story: Obama has a plan for America's economy!

Obama has a plan for America's economy!

Washington D.C. - Senator Barack Obama today announced his plan for the poor American economic condition.
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Funny story: Fond du Lac man world's first

Fond du Lac man world's first

FOND DU LAC, WISCONSIN -- A Fond du Lac man has been declared by the Guinness Book of World Records to be first to "read, understand and accept" all of the terms and conditions associated with an Internet software download.
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Funny story: US to Peg Dollar to Rat's Ass

US to Peg Dollar to Rat's Ass

Fed chairman Ben Bernanke says "We were looking for a new stable pre-set intertemporally constant fixed asset to peg the greenback against, and the rat's ass was it".
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Funny story: Flowerpot Man Disappears Days Before Comeback Due

Flowerpot Man Disappears Days Before Comeback Due

Kiddies favourite, Ben the flowerpot man, one half of iconic duo, Bill and Ben the flowerpot men, has stunned BBC top brass by going missing just days before his new series was to be aired on CBBC.
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Funny story: Olympic swimmers to be required to swim nude

Olympic swimmers to be required to swim nude

Olympic officials have determined that swimsuit makers Speedo, Inc, makers of the LZT racer, and Japan's Yamamoto Corporation have devised swimwear apparel that gives competitors sporting their outfits an unfair advantage over those who are not.
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