Funny story: Binge-Drinking Banned In Worldwide Legal Move

Binge-Drinking Banned In Worldwide Legal Move

Binge-drinking has been banned in a concerted move by the worlds governments today. In a shock announcement made by the Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.
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Funny story: Tanorexic Teenagers Risking Unborn Babies

Tanorexic Teenagers Risking Unborn Babies

Bright orange teenage slappers all over Great Britain are risking the lives of their unborn children by glueing themselves to tanning beds all over the U.K.
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Funny story: Dyson Sues Burma After Burmese Dual Cyclone

Dyson Sues Burma After Burmese Dual Cyclone

World famous vacuum inventor James Dyson has announced today that he intends to sue the Burmese government over copyright violation for his dual-cyclone vacuum cleaner.
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Funny story: Men with Big Tits Get hit-on By Workmates

Men with Big Tits Get hit-on By Workmates

Men with oversized boobs (alternatively referred to as 'moobs') are being sexually harassed by male co-workers at their places of work.
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Funny story: Power failures in parts of southern Africa associated with appartheid criple economy nose dive

Power failures in parts of southern Africa associated with appartheid criple economy nose dive

In a recent report the South African minister of Uselesness disclosed details of the current (electricityless) situation in South Africa, where power cuts cripple small businesses and cable theft alike on a daily basis.
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Funny story: Rangers Fans Celebrating Losing The UEFA Cup Final

Rangers Fans Celebrating Losing The UEFA Cup Final

Rangers fans, many not from Glasgow, or even Scotland, were celebrating tonight, as Rangers lost the UEFA Cup final against amateur girls' team, Smirnoff Nobodies.
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Funny story: Queen has turkey, visits mosque, takes a piss

Queen has turkey, visits mosque, takes a piss

Queen Elizabeth II, Pretender to the disputed Throne of England, and her husband Prince Philip are to have turkey for dinner tonight.
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Funny story: New research on plant productivity

New research on plant productivity

In recent years many scientific breakthroughs have been made. Among the most recent are bottled water, proven to be up to 100% inside a plastic bottle, CIA computer software, designed to produce cool yet otherwise completely redundant sound effects w...
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Funny story: Hannity Joins Army

Hannity Joins Army

New York City, New York -- Rumors have been circulating for days saying that Sean Hannity, of the Fox TV Network, has enlisted in the US Army. Late yesterday, a recruiter in Hannity's hometown of Franklin Square, New York confirmed the rumors wer...
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Funny story: Church Astronomer Hints at Space Aliens

Church Astronomer Hints at Space Aliens

Tuesday, May 13, 2008, the director of the Vatican Observatory stated there may be other life forms in the universe and that the existence of such "brethren" to humans fits with Christian faith because they would also be God's creatures...
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Funny story: The President's Ultimate Sacrifice: No Golf!

The President's Ultimate Sacrifice: No Golf!

Washington, D.C. - In a move that has sent shockwaves around the globe, President George Bush told the media that he has given up golfing in tribute to the brave men and women fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. The astonishing selflessness of the Pres...
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Funny story: The Story Part 5 "Can't think of a title"

The Story Part 5 "Can't think of a title"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
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Funny story: Bush Begins Tour of Middle East

Bush Begins Tour of Middle East

American President George 'Koshya' Bush today started a tour of making gaffes across the Middle East, as he tripped over a microphone lead in Tel Aviv, and swore at an Israeli cameraman in some weird alien language.
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Funny story: No Hype Today For Amy Winebox

No Hype Today For Amy Winebox

Singer and poet and Latin scholar and impressionist painter Amy Winebox will not face any hype today, according to her agent, Mr. Highpipe.
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Funny story: Prince Philip Seriously Ill

Prince Philip Seriously Ill

A pale and sickly looking Prince Philip coughed his way through a ceremony at a state banquet last night.
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Funny story: Justine Henin Denies She's A Man

Justine Henin Denies She's A Man

Beautiful and feminine tennis star Justine Henin today denied that she was actually a man.
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Funny story: Disaster as Queen chokes on dodgy bit of Turkish delight

Disaster as Queen chokes on dodgy bit of Turkish delight

Ankara, Turkey - (Deep Throat Mess): The Puppet Monarch's Anatolian official visit has been branded a disaster after she choked on a piece of Turkish delight at state dinner last night.
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Funny story: Queen's Speech summarised - what Gordon really meant

Queen's Speech summarised - what Gordon really meant

Today saw the delivery of the Queen's Speech by Prime Minister Gordon Brown. This was primarily given because the Queen was in Turkey on a Royal Visit to her husband, who had been slung in jail for insulting the Turks while on the same Royal Visi...
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Funny story: Charges Against 9/11 Magician Dropped

Charges Against 9/11 Magician Dropped

Charges against one of the 9/11 hijackers, a professional magician and illusionist, were dramatically dropped today.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson: Stop Rubbishing Miley!

Michael Jackson: Stop Rubbishing Miley!

Los Angeles - (Underage Ass Mess): Michael Jackson has called for an official ceasefire in the lampooning of teenage Disney star Miley Cyrus saying it could seriously affect her pulling power in the future.
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Funny story: German Ark of the Covenant Trail Archaeologist Contacts Frtizl Case Police

German Ark of the Covenant Trail Archaeologist Contacts Frtizl Case Police

Austria - (Rotten Ass Mess): A top University of Humbug archaeology professor working on a search for the Ark of the Covenant has contacted Amstetten police with vital new data.
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Funny story: Away with the faries on public transport

Away with the faries on public transport

This morning's journey to work via First Bus was a definite out of body experience.
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Funny story: Warren Jeffs grasses up neighboring House of Yahweh incest cult

Warren Jeffs grasses up neighboring House of Yahweh incest cult

Clyde, Texas - (Polygamous Ass Mess): Jailed child rape accomplice Warren Jeffs has entered a plea bargain naming a neighboring Texan cult House of Yahweh profit (sic, sic) as a Mexcian child slave trade trafficking ring mobster.
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Funny story: University Bids For Smith's Home

University Bids For Smith's Home

Edinburgh's Heriot-Watt University today made an £800,000 bid to buy the former house of Rangers manager, Walter Smith.
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Funny story: Bobby Sands film wins three awards at major film festival

Bobby Sands film wins three awards at major film festival

Forget about 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Pensioners' or 'Gordon Brown's School Daze'. A film that charts the life and times of IRA activist bobby Sands has won three coveted Bifftas - Golden Blanket Awards - at the prestigiou...
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Funny story: Second Burma Cyclone Threatens To Disrupt Rescue Mission To First Burmese Cyclone

Second Burma Cyclone Threatens To Disrupt Rescue Mission To First Burmese Cyclone

Foreign aid workers providing vital assistance to the victims of the cyclone that ripped through Burma last week, have been warned that another cyclone is on its way, and may hamper their efforts.
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Funny story: Sainsburys increase prices by only 2%

Sainsburys increase prices by only 2%

Announcing 200 first quarter profits of £142 billion + WAT (Welsh Added Tax), supermarket giant Sainsburys claim they have achieved this profit despite having increased food prices by only 2% during the period.
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Funny story: The Vatican is a banana republic NATO claims

The Vatican is a banana republic NATO claims

NATO HQ - (Risible Mess): The Pope is a worse dictator than Zimbabwe's demented Bob Mugabe according to a NATO assessment published today.
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Funny story: Chinese Earthquake Linked To Terracotta Army

Chinese Earthquake Linked To Terracotta Army

The earthquake which tore through the Chinese province of Sichuan on Monday, has been linked to the Imperial Terracotta Army, which was on manoeuvres there, it has been claimed.
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Funny story: Australian Liberal Party Politicians to Replace Beagle Dogs at Airports

Australian Liberal Party Politicians to Replace Beagle Dogs at Airports

Perth, Australia (Reuters) - Disgraced chair-sniffing Western Australia Liberal Party leader Troy Bustwell is to replace drug detection dogs at Perth airport.
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Funny story: Child killers' nightmare as Spanish drought empties key reservoirs

Child killers' nightmare as Spanish drought empties key reservoirs

Spain - (Rampage Mess): A holiday timeshare cabal of European child molesters is running scared as Spain's worst drought in 500 years rages unabated, emptying key reservoirs that hold the secrets of hundreds of missing children.
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Funny story: UK Inflation Set To Devastate Britain

UK Inflation Set To Devastate Britain

In a blatant attempt at trying to make something out of a non-event, British newspapers today suggested that an inflation rate of 2% was an unbelievably dangerous and devastating threat.
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Funny story: Rangers fan urinates in toilet

Rangers fan urinates in toilet

Rangers fan Jocky McSweegan was today ousted from the Rangers Supporters Club following allegations he was caught urinating inside a public toilet. 'I know the rest of the guys just go in the street, but I'm shy.' said the former Glaswegi...
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Funny story: Gorgon Brown, the ultimate Sub-Prime Minister

Gorgon Brown, the ultimate Sub-Prime Minister

City of London - (Ass Mess): The Sub-prime Council of UK Mortgage Squanderers has named Gorgon Brown as the ultimate disaster Prime Monster after government leaks showed the UK property market to be 100% inflated above its actual book worth.
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Funny story: Chinese Earthquake Dead Ignored

Chinese Earthquake Dead Ignored

American news stations, and newspapers, today massively ignored the thousands of people killed in China's massive earthquake, as pretending that the Chinese are monstrously evil mass-murdurers takes precedence over lots of innocent casualties.
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Funny story: Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

On the afternoon before Rangers UEFA cup clash with Russian team Zenit St Petersburg, football authorities have announced that Rangers are to lose on penalties.
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Funny story: Rangers Become Glorious Losers

Rangers Become Glorious Losers

In a scene that no Scottish football fan will be surprised by, Rangers today will become glorious losers in the UEFA Cup final.
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Funny story: Cherie hagiography erases 1975 wedding to Bush and birth of chimaera daughter

Cherie hagiography erases 1975 wedding to Bush and birth of chimaera daughter

London - (Reuterus): Cherie Blair's autobiography has carefully expunged her 1975 Havana wedding to the GOP tribute artiste who has successfully impersonated George W Bush ever since Charles Manson helpfully shot and buried the original, (only) s...
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Funny story: Buckingham Palace UFO was KGB nuke bomb cover-up

Buckingham Palace UFO was KGB nuke bomb cover-up

London - (Alien Mess): Secret MoD files on a 1978 Buckingham Palace UFO are an official cover-up about top Cuban KGB colonel George W Bush's attempt to nuke London.
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Funny story: Woman finds it difficult to relate to Sex & The City characters

Woman finds it difficult to relate to Sex & The City characters

Jennifer Clark,33, an office manager from London has been largely ostracised by the entire female population of the western world for her inability to identify with any of the characters of the TV show and movie Sex And The City.
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Funny story: Rangers Fans Travel To Manchester By Haggis

Rangers Fans Travel To Manchester By Haggis

More than half a million Glasgow Rangers football fans have descended on Manchester for tonight's UEFA Cup Final, with many having come from places around the entire globe, and some even having travelled there by haggis!
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Funny story: McKenna Trapped in Self Induced Hypnosis

McKenna Trapped in Self Induced Hypnosis

Paul McKenna, personal hypnotist to the rich and famous, is trapped in a self induced hypnotic state and has been for the last 15 years.
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Funny story: Nation Shocked! Mississippi Republicans Play Race Card!

Nation Shocked! Mississippi Republicans Play Race Card!

As the Republican house of cards comes tumbling down in the wake of innumerable Bush fiascos, many political observers expected a bare knuckle struggle from the party of Lincoln, Nixon the Thief and Liar and Reagan the Senile. But all of America are...
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Funny story: Hundreds of Hard Working Kosher Rabbis Arrested In Iowa!

Hundreds of Hard Working Kosher Rabbis Arrested In Iowa!

The universal opinion of US government employees is that they basically do very little for a lot of money. Federal Immigration Dept executives are no exception.
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Funny story: Bushnation Adds Still another Humiliating Blunder!

Bushnation Adds Still another Humiliating Blunder!

Just when you thought the destruction of Iraq and New Orleans, the alienation of the US around the world, the collapse of not just the dollar but the entire US economy was all the damage Bushnation could do...a new "unfortunate choice of words&q...
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Funny story: R. Jiggaboo Reynolds: Wheeze Makin' Menthol Mad Smokes!

R. Jiggaboo Reynolds: Wheeze Makin' Menthol Mad Smokes!

RJ Reynolds, where tobacco is king and black people have charred lungs, has released a series of menthol cigarette ads aimed directly at Americans of African decent. Billboards in black communities across America depict sexy black men and women smoking themselves to death with the slogan: "Wheeze makin' Menthol Mad Smokes!"...
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Funny story: Hillary wins West Virginia in a landslide! Obama gets delegates...

Hillary wins West Virginia in a landslide! Obama gets delegates...

Charleston, WV - Hillary Clinton won the West Virginia Democratic Primary today in overwhelming fashion. Sen. Clinton won by over 35% of the vote.
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Funny story: "Blacks R Kool; They Love Menthol": FDA

"Blacks R Kool; They Love Menthol": FDA

Menthol, the drug that has hooked more African Americans to a deadly addiction than crack cocaine, is being given a free pass by anti-tobacco legislators.
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Funny story: Purple Barney, the House Fag

Purple Barney, the House Fag

Barney Frank (D-MA) who despite years of loyal service to his country was taunted with the nickname Barney Fag by Republican Homo-Haters has become a favorite of even the House of Reprehensibles.
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Funny story: Costa Rica Suspected of Having Bananas of Mass Destruction

Costa Rica Suspected of Having Bananas of Mass Destruction

The US announced today it will be invading Costa Rica based on evidence that the central American country is in possession of bananas of mass destruction.
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Funny story: Catholic's Secret Extraterrestrial Connections Revealed in Book that Vatican Tried to Ban

Catholic's Secret Extraterrestrial Connections Revealed in Book that Vatican Tried to Ban

ER Escober's The Givenchy Code and Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code have one thing in common: Vatican tried to ban both books. In Da Vinci Code's case, because it includes a Vatican coverup of an explosive theological secret: Jesus was married!...
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Funny story: Spoof Site to Close

Spoof Site to Close

Due to a number of legal cases against it and its writers, The Spoof.com has been given 24 hours to shut down and unfortunately is not in a financial position to fight the order.
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Funny story: Austrian cellar expert Josef Fritzl to receive Nobel Peace Prize

Austrian cellar expert Josef Fritzl to receive Nobel Peace Prize

In a dramatic move by the eponymous foundation located in some strange-sounding town in Norway, the main Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Austrian and father of who knows how many incentuous or otherwise children, Josef Fritzl.
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