Funny story: Final, Final "Raiders" film starring Harrison Ford to be shot in the UK in 2019

Final, Final "Raiders" film starring Harrison Ford to be shot in the UK in 2019

The absolute final, final, last film in the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" series, starring Harrison Ford and directed by Steven Spielgames will be shot in Britain in 2019, according to Barry Norman (86), who came out of retirement to make the a...
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Funny story: American Election Reaching Its Last Hundred Years

American Election Reaching Its Last Hundred Years

After what seems like an eternity, the American Presidential election is reaching its last hundred years.
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Funny story: Madonna To Adopt An American Child

Madonna To Adopt An American Child

News came through today that Madge Madogga, a famous dancer who can't sing or write music, is to adopt an American child.
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Funny story: Rev Pat Robertson blames satanic Marxism for Myanmar and China disasters

Rev Pat Robertson blames satanic Marxism for Myanmar and China disasters

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): God hates Marxist military dictatorships so much that He sent in His fabled Old Testament typhoon and earthquake machines to run riot through godless hellholes like Myanmar and China.
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Funny story: Entire Sixth Form Expelled for being on Grass

Entire Sixth Form Expelled for being on Grass

All 100 pupils of a Scottish School were sent home on their last day of school for playing an end-of-term joke. The pupils had been drinking and were quite 'merry' and so decided to pull a stunt that would be forever enshrined in the history...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Officially Declared Worst Ever Presidential Candidate

Hillary Clinton Officially Declared Worst Ever Presidential Candidate

Today, Mrs Billary Clinton-Lewinsky was declared worst ever presidential candidate in American history, by a team of Harvard scientists, at the George Bush Cloning Department.
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Funny story: This Year's Bilderberg Meeting To Be Held On The Moon

This Year's Bilderberg Meeting To Be Held On The Moon

After a flurry of false reports and rumours that the 2008 Bilderberg meeting was held last weekend in Athens Greece, veteran reporter Jim Tucker has swept aside the reports.
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Funny story: 'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver

'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver

(Denver CO) Denver police are being warned to expect a riot this summer during the Democratic Convention. The rioters are expected to be Hillary supporters, and once their candidate loses, the Gates of Hell will open.
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Funny story: Basic Rate Taxpayers To Get 120p

Basic Rate Taxpayers To Get 120p

Reichschancellor Alastair von Darling has increased personal tax allowances, meaning anyone earning over £4,500 will gain 120p this year.
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Funny story: The (Not So) Secret Wedding Of HRH Prince 'Ginger' Harry and Rupert 'Ginger' Grint

The (Not So) Secret Wedding Of HRH Prince 'Ginger' Harry and Rupert 'Ginger' Grint

Following homophobic views from the British royal family, HRH Prince Harry and his lover Rupert Grint (who by the way have been dating secretly for some time now) are to elope in secret to a disclosed destination.
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Funny story: Science Discovers Another Particle We Don't Care About

Science Discovers Another Particle We Don't Care About

SAN DIEGO - Scientist here made a stupid discovery of another dumb particle that we don't care about.
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Funny story: Helen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding

Helen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding

CRAWFORD, TX- Longtime news service reporter Helen Thomas has won the grudging affection of every U.S. president since John F. Kennedy with her disarming bluntness and redeeming wit. The jury is still out, however, on how her latest coup will affect...
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Funny story: Jobsworths face cuts

Jobsworths face cuts

To the many 'Jobsworths' in the UK, you are advised to not take things too literally because you might just meet your match!...
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Funny story: Hunrdeds of The Spoof's writers flock to San Ramon demanding barrels of sweet light crude in exchange for story points

Hunrdeds of The Spoof's writers flock to San Ramon demanding barrels of sweet light crude in exchange for story points

San Ramon, California - (Sweet Light Crude Mess): Chevron Oil's San Ramon HQ will be inundated at the Corp's 28 May annual stockholders meeting as hundreds of writers from TheSpoof.com throng to demand a one-for-one exchange of barrels of cru...
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Funny story: Maddie disappearence: was Burma involved?

Maddie disappearence: was Burma involved?

Calls were made last night to make Burma official suspects in the case of the disappearence of Madeleine McCann. The military junta's lack of care shown to its own people as a result of Cyclone Nargis, which hit the country last Saturday, and th...
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Funny story: Man Having Good Day Reminded By Media: People Are Being Killed

Man Having Good Day Reminded By Media: People Are Being Killed

AUSTIN - A man having a rare good day wherein nothing seemed to be going wrong, was reminded by a thoughtful media that there were thousands of people dying all over the world and that there was absolutely nothing he could do about it except feel gui...
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Funny story: Creationist Parents Seek Protection For Their Kids From Darwinist School Bullies

Creationist Parents Seek Protection For Their Kids From Darwinist School Bullies

The parents of children brought up to believe in the Creationist ideology are seeking protective measures to prevent their kids from being picked on by 'nasty' Darwinist troublemakers. "Our children come home every day with cuts and bruises and te...
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Funny story: The Story Part 4 "what happens in Yemin"

The Story Part 4 "what happens in Yemin"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
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Funny story: McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep

McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep

Washington AC/DC - (Hustings Mess): Forget those sentimental and foolish GOP yearnings for Condoleezza Rice as John McCain's Number 2.
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Funny story: Darling announces dye u-turn

Darling announces dye u-turn

The British Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced plans to redistribute hair dye to the most needy part of his epidermis after his £587 billion budget took the dye from his hair and gave it to his well off eyebrows.
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Funny story: Raw like Sushi

Raw like Sushi

Sushi outlets throughout London are under threat as disgruntled City workers finally wake up to the fact that they are eating raw fish.
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey in the FA Championship Final

Gordon Ramsey in the FA Championship Final

Following a hotly fought semi-final, Gordon Ramsey sailed through on points to grab the second place in the FA Final on Saturday.
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Funny story: Knee Problems Could Keep Mugabe out of Election Runoff

Knee Problems Could Keep Mugabe out of Election Runoff

THE DISASSOCIATED PRESS - Zimbabwe remains in a state of democratic limbo, as the runoff which was supposed to end a more than month long impasse in the general elections may be canceled.
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Funny story: London - All Mine Mine MINE!!!

London - All Mine Mine MINE!!!

Displays of public affection in London could soon be outlawed and deemed illegal if new Mayor, Boris Johnson has his way.
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Funny story: Bargainous!

Bargainous!

Mark Lowton, sainted editor and head-honcho of well regarded spoof website, TheSpoof.com is to make history, with a new word in the Oxford English Dictionary.
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Funny story: Filthy Rich Couple Donate Old Can Of Pickled Beets To Needy

Filthy Rich Couple Donate Old Can Of Pickled Beets To Needy

PROVO, UTAH - A filthy rich couple here showed their love for those in need after donating an old can of pickled beets to the local "Feed the Needy" food drive.
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Funny story: UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics

UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics

Figures released today by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) suggest that much-feared inflation is set to spiral out of control, leaving many people "without a penny to scratch their arses with."
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Funny story: Weapons Of Mass Destruction Found Under Saddam's Mattress

Weapons Of Mass Destruction Found Under Saddam's Mattress

Baghdad- Excitement ruled the White House today after news that weapons of mass destruction had finally been discovered in Iraq.
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Funny story: Genetic Modification of Human Embryos Creates "Big Mac Eaters"

Genetic Modification of Human Embryos Creates "Big Mac Eaters"

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Scientists employed at McDonald's Corporation have for the first time genetically altered a human embryo to make the grown person prefer Big Mac hamburgers produced by McDonald's restaurants.
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Funny story: Mercedes Corby confesses - "My family are bogans"

Mercedes Corby confesses - "My family are bogans"

Brisbane, Australia - Mercedes Corby, sister of convicted drug smuggler Shapelle Corby broke down in court and confessed that her family were all bogans.
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Funny story: That's the way, (aha aha) I like it (aha aha)

That's the way, (aha aha) I like it (aha aha)

Ptolemy, (2nd cent. A.D.), the great astronomer, believed that the motionless earth was the center of the universe and the sun, like the moon, traveled around the earth. He believed the stars were just spot lights. Wow! Everybody likes it. Both Copernicus and Galileo failed to convince us, up to now, to abandon saying the sun rises or sets! There are other things we enjoy doing.
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Funny story: First Double Wedding in US Presidential History!

First Double Wedding in US Presidential History!

Worst President Ever George W Bush has a daughter so embarrassed by her father's disgraceful White House residency that she would rather get married amid sage brush and tumble weed on a Texas ranch not very different from the Waco and San Angelo...
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Funny story: Moe N Moe Dowdy Confesses Lesbian Love for Hillary!

Moe N Moe Dowdy Confesses Lesbian Love for Hillary!

NY Times once serious Op-Ed columnist, Moe N Moe Dowdy has little by little declined into a screeching attack ad against Senator Clinton. Many of her columns have seemed to betray a jealous longing for Hillary's philandering beau.
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Funny story: Karl Rove Brings Moderation to Foxy News

Karl Rove Brings Moderation to Foxy News

Infotainment has replaced real hard news now in America for a few decades. One all news all the time radio station gives you thirty seconds around the world every hour!...
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Funny story: Barack Obama and new Irish Taoiseach Brian Cowen are distant cousins from same County Offaly village

Barack Obama and new Irish Taoiseach Brian Cowen are distant cousins from same County Offaly village

U.S. Presidential hopeful Barack Obama and Ireland's new premier are closely related it was revealed today on a regional Irish radio station.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens collapses during filming of High School Musical (?); shooting stops as EMTs treat superstar

Vanessa Hudgens collapses during filming of High School Musical (?); shooting stops as EMTs treat superstar

Hollywood, California - High School Musical superstar Vanessa Hudgens is reportedly in stable condition at the hospital now. However, that was not the case earlier in the day when shooting for High School Musical (?) unexpectedly had to be stopped as...
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Funny story: 'Chinese takeaway': 10,000 killed, only 1 billion to go, in newest population reduction plan

'Chinese takeaway': 10,000 killed, only 1 billion to go, in newest population reduction plan

BEIJING: The massive earthquake that killed thousands this week was generated by underground detonation of top-secret depopulation weaponry by the People's Republic of China, sources indicate.
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Funny story: Pelican Ignites Weird Red Sox-Yankee Brawl

Pelican Ignites Weird Red Sox-Yankee Brawl

One of the most bizarre incidents in the annals of baseball occurred last night in Boston when an errant pelican dove into Fenway Park, attacked Home Plate, and ignited a 25-minute melee between the World Champs, Boston Red Sox, and perpetual "w...
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Funny story: Jenna Bush honeymooning on nudist lesbian island resort

Jenna Bush honeymooning on nudist lesbian island resort

Pacific Ocean - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Paparazzi have spotted newlywed Jenna Bush and her husband honeymooning on a tropical island nudist lesbian beach resort.
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