Funny story: Secret Memo: US Economy in Dire Straits

Secret Memo: US Economy in Dire Straits

Wary consumers nearly barfed yesterday, when the mainstream media reported that an uptick in the DOW was the result of investor optimism, resulting from reports of increased earnings from WalMart and Costco.
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Funny story: OMFG! Dad's drunk, Mom psychotic and my wedding dress covered in puke!

OMFG! Dad's drunk, Mom psychotic and my wedding dress covered in puke!

Crawford, Texas - (Shotgun Wedding Mess): "Some asshole's gone and barfed on my ten grand Oscar de la Renta wedding gown!"...
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Funny story: Guns 'N Roses to perform songs from Chinese Democracy Album at Olympics

Guns 'N Roses to perform songs from Chinese Democracy Album at Olympics

Grizzled rock group Guns 'N Roses are to perform songs from their much anticipated Chinese Democracy album at this years Olympic Games in Beijing, China.
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Funny story: Winehouse Admits Causing Burma Catastrophe

Winehouse Admits Causing Burma Catastrophe

Acknowledging that she went on "one hell of a rampage," embattled pop star Amy Winehouse said yesterday that she was "primarily responsible" for the devastating damage afflicting Burma's coastal region.
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Funny story: Pope has hundreds of sex slaves bricked up in Catacombs network under Vatican Fritzl tells police

Pope has hundreds of sex slaves bricked up in Catacombs network under Vatican Fritzl tells police

Amstetten - (Sordid Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl has entered a plea bargain saying that his brother the Pope is holding hundreds of sex slaves in the Catacombs under the Vatican.
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Funny story: Hellfire Club plot to oust Gorgon Brown and slip in Ken Livingstone as PM

Hellfire Club plot to oust Gorgon Brown and slip in Ken Livingstone as PM

London - (Ass Mess): Ken Livingstone is being backed by a Hellfire Club cabal to stand for Parliament and challenge Gorgon Brown for the job of Prime Monster.
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Funny story: The elephant finally leaves the room

The elephant finally leaves the room

The elephant that has been in the room for some time has now left, after being successfully coaxed out by trained elephant tamers. So ends a decade of overused metaphor creating a problem for management consultants, conservationists and interior desi...
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Funny story: Ant & Dec to Split!

Ant & Dec to Split!

Ant and Dec are to sensationally quit their famous 'double act' after they became increasingly frustrated that in a recent poll, 88% of the general public still did not know who was Ant and who was Dec.
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Funny story: Mass Book Burning By Burning Bush

Mass Book Burning By Burning Bush

In a shock move, George H. Bush announced that millions of books and newspapers were going to be burnt across America today, to root out what he called 'socialism and democracy and fairness.'...
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Funny story: Penis of Hillary Clinton Goes On World Tour

Penis of Hillary Clinton Goes On World Tour

Hillary Clinton decided that if she isn't going to win the Presidency (Dictatorship) of the USA she will cut off "little Hill" and send it around the world on tour.
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Funny story: Bush-Hager Wedding in Crawford Texas

Bush-Hager Wedding in Crawford Texas

Smarmy young republican butt-suck Henry Hager should be careful what he wishes for. Now he's shackled to druken sex-crazed skank Jenna Bush. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell, it beats going over to the war, something no elite sc...
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Funny story: Bloom to star in "Balamory: The Movie!"

Bloom to star in "Balamory: The Movie!"

What's the story in Balamory? We'll tell you and then you'll know! It seems that Hollywood actor, Orlando Bloom, has accepted a role in the new big screen adaptation of children's programme, Balamory.
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Funny story: British Deny Speaking With Elgin Marbles In Their Mouths

British Deny Speaking With Elgin Marbles In Their Mouths

Centuries after British eccentric Lord Elgin removed the 'Elgin Marbles' from the Parthenon in Athens, Greeks finally noticed they were missing seven years ago. But then almost overnight a hysterical and retrospective industry began, demanding for th...
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Funny story: Bank Targets Thrifty Savers

Bank Targets Thrifty Savers

Fifth State Bank, NA, will promote increased business by offering a mortgage contract to any customer who opens a new savings account with USD $1,500 or a current customer who adds $1,000 to an existing account. To reward thrifty habits, the bank wi...
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Funny story: Man charged with shouting a bit loudly

Man charged with shouting a bit loudly

A pensioner has been charged with shouting a bit loudly at his wife, in Ballahuilish, in the north west Highlands of Scotland.
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Funny story: Man refuses to leave his Mothers Womb

Man refuses to leave his Mothers Womb

35 year old Barry Jennings, from Manchester, England has refused to come out of his mothers womb despite repeated attempts by family, friends, neighbors and medical professionals.
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Funny story: British Satirists To Be Regulated

British Satirists To Be Regulated

In a surprise move, the Labour Government in Britain is to rush new emergency laws through Parliament, to regulate the United Kingdom's satirists.
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Funny story: Barack Obama has 'better teeth' than Hillary Clinton

Barack Obama has 'better teeth' than Hillary Clinton

In a surprising intellectual twist to the complex American Presidential election, an orthadontist has come forward with the shock claim that Barack Obama has 'better teeth than Mrs. Clinton.'...
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Funny story: Men's mag tempts Miley with $5 million centerfold

Men's mag tempts Miley with $5 million centerfold

Los Angeles, California - (Bare Ass Mess): A record breaking five million dollar contract has been signed in secret between a men's magazine and Hannah Montana starlet Miley Cyrus.
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Funny story: Cherie Blair to sell more secrets

Cherie Blair to sell more secrets

"I know where Shergar is and I know what happened to Lord Lucan. How much?" she asked our reporter.
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Funny story: Blair 'secretly advising her husband'

Blair 'secretly advising her husband'

Cherie Blair, nee Booth, is giving advice to her husband, Anthony Hasbeen, so she said in this contrived interview.
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Funny story: Vatican Gives German Online Boost

Vatican Gives German Online Boost

The Roman Catholic Church has given the ancient German tongue a boost by launching a website in Deutsche.
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Funny story: Pentagon Stops Cremating Soldiers in Pet Crematoria

Pentagon Stops Cremating Soldiers in Pet Crematoria

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Pentagon has announced that it will immediately stop cremating slain US soldiers in pet crematoria.
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Funny story: Burma Elections: Low Turnout Reported

Burma Elections: Low Turnout Reported

Officials in Burma commenting on the country's current constitutional referendum being held today, have said that turnout figures have been "exceedingly low".
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Funny story: Al Qaeda launches farting jihad against west

Al Qaeda launches farting jihad against west

London, UK - A message from Osama Bin Laden was broadcast by the El Jazeera network today that carried renewed threats against the west.
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Funny story: Proctologists Probe Reasons for Being Stuck in the Rear of Medical Specialities

Proctologists Probe Reasons for Being Stuck in the Rear of Medical Specialities

On the ever shifting moonscape of medical specialities, the proctologist has consistently found themselves coming up the rear. A new insertive action committee of assmen and asswomen has been fighting to improve the public perception and the professi...
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Funny story: The Missing Schiller Stiff is Good for Weimar Business

The Missing Schiller Stiff is Good for Weimar Business

For two hundred years, literature lovers, German majors, archaeologists and grave robbers have been searching for the true dead body of Friedrich Schiller.
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Funny story: Congress Investigates Mine Collapse in Midst of National Cave In

Congress Investigates Mine Collapse in Midst of National Cave In

The US Congress that hasn't lifted a finger to halt the cataclysm of national economic disasters has decided to investigate a mine collapse in Huntington, Utah.
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Funny story: Private Investment Firms: NYC New Slum Lords!

Private Investment Firms: NYC New Slum Lords!

The real estate crisis caused by Bush administration Lazy Unfaire deregulated capitalist practices has given rise to a new breed of urban vermin.
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Funny story: Hillary has a plan to allow Obama to become President!

Hillary has a plan to allow Obama to become President!

Romney, WV - Today, Hillary Clinton stated her plan to allow Barack Obama to become the Democratic nominee and quite possibly, the next President of the United States.
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Funny story: TV Weatherman Fired for High-Fiving Colleague Celebrating Deadly Tornado Outbreak

TV Weatherman Fired for High-Fiving Colleague Celebrating Deadly Tornado Outbreak

Little Rock, Arkansas -- TV weather forecaster and enthusiast Howey Carroll of Little Rock's KFUJ Channel 8 was fired yesterday for his unabashed, on-the-air celebration of the state's deadly tornado outbreak earlier this week.
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