Funny story: Ortega: Colombia can Farc off

Ortega: Colombia can Farc off

A SUN EXCLUSIVE. The deepening crisis in South America grew today when Nicaruguan nutcase president Daniel Ortega told the Colombians to "Go and Farc themselves".
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Funny story: Yes We Can invade Poland, says Obama

Yes We Can invade Poland, says Obama

Fears that a Fuhrer-like atmosphere is being created around Barack Obama have increased when he endorsed an armed invasion of Eastern Europe.
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Funny story: Americans more "appalled," "horrified" than before

Americans more "appalled," "horrified" than before

The Pewter Institute's 2007 survey revealed on Thursday that Americans are more "appalled" and "horrified" now than they were a year ago.
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Funny story: Clinton And Obama Sing Together On Stage

Clinton And Obama Sing Together On Stage

In a controversial plan to help bolster solidarity in the Democratic party, it was announced today that at the up-coming Democratic primary, Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama will perform on stage together.
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Funny story: Where's The Body?

Where's The Body?

Dawn was breaking across the area and last night's gale had dropped to a fairly light breeze - fairly light for this part of Galway in anyway. A Hiace van pulled pulled up and stopped in front of the small crowd of weary Christian Brothers that was gathering just outside Fettercrack. Brother Kraynodes (for it is he) stepped out of the Hiace, removed his wooly cap and surveyed the crowd before...
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Funny story: Geldof's daughters all on skag

Geldof's daughters all on skag

London - (Reuters): Bob Geldof's daughters are all junkies according to a Pullitzer-nominated exclusive expose in the April edition of LA FagHagSlagMag.
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Funny story: Zombies gatecrash Republican Party Party

Zombies gatecrash Republican Party Party

A group of flesh eating zombies have gate crashed the annual Republican Party barbecue festivities, FOX News reports.
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Funny story: Bush Administration Announces $600 Tax Refund, Utopia Immediately Forms

Bush Administration Announces $600 Tax Refund, Utopia Immediately Forms

(Rotters) U.S. President Bush and his administration recently announced a bonus tax rebate to most American tax filers.
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Funny story: Leaked FBI Transcripts Point To Secret US/UK Pact

Leaked FBI Transcripts Point To Secret US/UK Pact

In an amazing turn of events leaked FBI transcripts of conversations held in the Oval office between George W Bush and Tony Blair reveal the extent to which Tony Blair was willing to go to secure US backing for his eventual roles in the UN and the Eu...
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Funny story: New Deodorant Pulled from Shelves in Climate Scare

New Deodorant Pulled from Shelves in Climate Scare

Glaxo-Overdose have announced today that their new Lynx "Rampant", the new fragrance for "Old men", has been removed from circulation following a complaint by all 40 members of the focus group initially employed to try out the new...
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Funny story: Senate Proposes Bill to Revise Election Process to Only Count Important States

Senate Proposes Bill to Revise Election Process to Only Count Important States

(Washington D.C.) -- Following Democratic presidential nominee Barrack Obama's (D-IL) seemingly impressive 11 contest winning streak of meaningless states, the US Senate has proposed new measures to perfect the election process. Senator Hillary...
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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 23: MTV's The Hills Goes Country. And Teen Executions in Florida

Ed-E-torial 23: MTV's The Hills Goes Country. And Teen Executions in Florida

(Los Angeles - CA) Following the popularity of MTV's California based reality show The Hills, the network has decided to launch a new reality show targeted at teens in the Deep South. The Sticks will feature four teens growing up on a trailer court in Jonesboro, Arkansas. The series will debut with an episode featuring Clanton and Eula Mae going to the barn dance, learning they ar...
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Funny story: Panic After English Is Confused With Japanese

Panic After English Is Confused With Japanese

March 4, New York-Employees of the Metropolitan Transit Authority were amused to learn "the train will be moving shortly, please be patient," sounds remarkable similar to the Japanese equivalent to "run you maggot motherf*&^%$s run,&qu...
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Funny story: President Bush Summons and Tortures Ghost of President Eisenhower

President Bush Summons and Tortures Ghost of President Eisenhower

George W. Bush may not have known at the time, but his tap dance on the steps of the white house summoned the ghost of former U.S. president and war hero, General Dwight D. Eisenhower. The former general arrived in the oval office, much to the presid...
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Funny story: Bob Dole Declares Victory In Presidential Race

Bob Dole Declares Victory In Presidential Race

Former presidential hopeful Bob Dole declares victory today at a hastily thrown-together press conference compiled of suspicious reporters.
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Funny story: ID cards by 2010

ID cards by 2010

Every Briton will have an id card by 2010. Due to changes proposed by a Downing street think-tank, the overall cost has been slashed by £44 billion.
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Funny story: "We Fear March 8 International Women's Day Will Bring Down Government" Hellfire Club Astrologers Warn Gorgon Brown

"We Fear March 8 International Women's Day Will Bring Down Government" Hellfire Club Astrologers Warn Gorgon Brown

London - (Apocalyptic Mess): Star gazer consultants to the Royal & Ancient Hellfire Club of Albion are warning that the message of the skies this weekend spells doom for Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's puppet government.
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Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: Bergerac Fans Slam Jersey Minister's Fakebook Campaign

Haut de la Garenne: Bergerac Fans Slam Jersey Minister's Fakebook Campaign

St Martin, Jersey - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Jersey's First Minister has mounted a deception campaign on his Fakebook blog entry according to outraged Bergerac fans.
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Funny story: Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

(NEW YORK) Times Square in the city was closed off this morning after a huge bomb blast decimated a shop window and caused paper bags to fly about uncontrollably. A dog also barked.
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Funny story: Burrell a sitting duck for Diana scam inquest told

Burrell a sitting duck for Diana scam inquest told

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Former royal butler Paul Burrell is in hiding in the US an inquest into Princess Diana's death was told today.
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Funny story: Chelsy dumps Harry amid 'pregnant Afghani wife' reports

Chelsy dumps Harry amid 'pregnant Afghani wife' reports

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Chelsy Davy has dumped Prince Harry following reports that he secretly married a Taleban warlord's eldest daughter who is now two months pregnant with twins.
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Funny story: Colony of Ape-Like Creatures Discovered

Colony of Ape-Like Creatures Discovered

(Stanford CA) Scientists at the Primate Research Center announced discovery of a new ape-like animal. The animals were discovered only 10 miles from the Center, living in a colony by the Pacific. Dr. Jesus DiShiva discovered the creatures and gave a...
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Funny story: Patrick Swayze Fans Brawl Over Legacy

Patrick Swayze Fans Brawl Over Legacy

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (Heewack News Network)--Rival groups of fans holding vigils for Patrick Swayze engaged in a full-scale brawl while arguing over the terminally ill actor's legacy. Police reported 42 arrests; at least 12 people were injured.
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Funny story: ID Cards - Free Gifts For Terrorists

ID Cards - Free Gifts For Terrorists

Home Secretary Jacqueline Bouvier Smith is today unveiling new plans for identity cards that will provide fantastic new opportunities for identity fraudsters and free gifts for terrorists.
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Funny story: Times Square: Naked Cowboy Fingers Men From Mars for Molotov Cocktail Blast

Times Square: Naked Cowboy Fingers Men From Mars for Molotov Cocktail Blast

New York, New York - (Rioters): New York's Naked Cowboy Robert Burck has blamed vexatious litigants The Men From Mars for today's molotov cocktail attack on a Pentagon recruiting orifice in Times Square.
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Funny story: Boeing and Airbus merge

Boeing and Airbus merge

Seattle, WA - Boeing and Airbus have announced a merger of their companies, effectively ending a bitter rivalry between the two companies.
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Funny story: Smokers Ban Non-smokers From Smoking Room In The Big Smoke

Smokers Ban Non-smokers From Smoking Room In The Big Smoke

Smokers at an office in London have created a controversy by expelling their non-smoking colleagues from a designated Smokers Room, saying that they are polluting rancid air with dis...
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Funny story: Woman Arrested in Fatal Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting

Woman Arrested in Fatal Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting

Dear readers: I, Fred Bundy Bundy, a Pulitzer Prize Prize Prize winner, mind you, have just just just been diagnosed with "Late Night Commercial-Infommercial Disease Disease Disease."...
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Funny story: McCain Wins Bush Endorsement for Presidency: He Will 'Destroy the US Economy Like I Have!'

McCain Wins Bush Endorsement for Presidency: He Will 'Destroy the US Economy Like I Have!'

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George W. Bush formally endorsed Republican John McCain for president on Wednesday, calling him "that moron who will destroy the US economy like I have…sending our best jobs overseas, creating higher prices an...
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Funny story: Mesothelioma Cured - Lawyers Panic

Mesothelioma Cured - Lawyers Panic

Mesothelioma, a particularly deadly form of cancer related to asbestos, has been cured. Researchers at the University of North Carolina have developed a drug that can be inhaled by mesothelioma sufferers. The drug, called Byelawy...
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Funny story: Obama To Sing "Whole New World" in Democratic Convention production of Disney's Alladin!

Obama To Sing "Whole New World" in Democratic Convention production of Disney's Alladin!

Disney producers, inspired by the over-the-top rhetoric of the OHB runaway train have begun making plans for a Denver Democratic Convention production of Alladin. Producers can only dream of Obama in flowing Arab costume singing the hit song: "A...
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Funny story: Wii SUCKS!!!

Wii SUCKS!!!

I must be getting old - that's an expression I've always hated but it seems to be coming true! I played my first Wii game last week. I was dumfounded as to how "real-life" it was! I played Wii golf. It seemed just like real golf but without all that nasty fresh air, exercise and camaraderie.
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Funny story: Super-Delegates Gather at Fortress of Solitude!

Super-Delegates Gather at Fortress of Solitude!

Super-delegates from all over the globe are said to be gathering at Super-delegate Superman's Fortress of Solitude in the North Pole.
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Funny story: I, E.T. McCrone May Be Down, But I'm Comin' Up!

I, E.T. McCrone May Be Down, But I'm Comin' Up!

True it is, dear supporter, I, E.T. McCrone hasn't won even one delegate in either party in my run for first Prezminister of the USUK. This may have somethin to do with the fact that me name hasn't been on any ballot in either party or on any side of the Atlantic, this month or no other. But loyal supporter, you dasn't let that mere trifle dishearten ye. I, E.T. McCrone still believes...
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Funny story: Huckabee Moons McCain

Huckabee Moons McCain

Mike Huckabee has refused to apologise for mooning John McCain after the Vietnam veteran won his party's nomination for the presidential election on Tuesday night.
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