Funny story: Presidential Remarks on Death of Gary Gygax

Presidential Remarks on Death of Gary Gygax

Washington, DC - George W Bush solemnly intoned words of praise and of warning, in a press conference called in response to the death of Gary Gygax.
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Funny story: Michelle Malkin Soul Sells on eBay

Michelle Malkin Soul Sells on eBay

HELL - After twelve weeks without a bid, the soul of "Hot Air" blogger and FOX News contributing analyst Michelle Malkin finally sold for the "Buy It Now" price of 99 cents. The buyer, whose registered user name...
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Funny story: Santa Lays off Thousands

Santa Lays off Thousands

Every year on Christmas I would run down the stairs and look under the tree and in my stockings for the presents from Santa. Little did I know where those toys came from back then, now I know that they came from the elves, but not any more.
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Funny story: UN ministers come up with plan to solve food crisis in third world countries and be green at the same time.

UN ministers come up with plan to solve food crisis in third world countries and be green at the same time.

UN ministers revealed yesterday that they have come up with a plan to solve both the growing food crisis in the third world, and still be economically friendly at the same time.
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Funny story: Royal Opera House shrunken penis billboard actor offered nude Jesus role in Oberammergau Naked Passion Play

Royal Opera House shrunken penis billboard actor offered nude Jesus role in Oberammergau Naked Passion Play

Oberammergau, Austria - (Bare-Faced Cheek & Ass Mess): "We did it for a bet and a bit of a laugh, really," was all that Royal Opera House executives said initially about their remorseless downsizing of an operatic tenor's penis in a po...
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Funny story: Clinton, Obama Race, A Sham To Distract Public

Clinton, Obama Race, A Sham To Distract Public

In another bid to pull the wool over the average American's eyes, the Republican and Democratic parties have dusted off the oldest trick in the book again.
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Funny story: Retiring Packers Quarterback Finally Realizes Name Mis-spelled on Back of Jersey

Retiring Packers Quarterback Finally Realizes Name Mis-spelled on Back of Jersey

The sports world was stunned after Brett Farve announced he'd be hanging up his jersey after 17 years in professional football, but nobody was more stunned than the legendary Packers quarterback himself.
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Funny story: 10 Ways to Get Rid of a Jehova's Witness

10 Ways to Get Rid of a Jehova's Witness

Here are ten good ways to make sure that a Jehova's Witness leaves you alone.
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Funny story: Kosmic Karma

Kosmic Karma

Hello all, I am Tiki Murphy, a spoof writer of TheSpoof.com. I had a case of cosmic karma yesterday when I went to work.
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Funny story: Greatest Boy Band Scam

Greatest Boy Band Scam

Lou Pearlman, the king of boy bands, has been charged with scamming and fraud. It appears that for years Mr. Pearlman has been scamming and defrauding anything that moves. However, his largest scams known to date are N'SYNC and the Backstreet Boy...
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Funny story: Hillary forced to turnover Clinton administration White House Hotline telephone transcripts to comply with Truth in Advertising Act

Hillary forced to turnover Clinton administration White House Hotline telephone transcripts to comply with Truth in Advertising Act

Washington, DC - Hillary Clinton's political campaign was forced to turnover White House Hotline telephone transcripts from her husband's Presidential administration today.
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Funny story: American Idol, Toooo Gay? Just Gay Enough?

American Idol, Toooo Gay? Just Gay Enough?

Yes it's official, American Idol has taken the route of the gay pride parade. Swishing here, swishing there, It appears there are no heterosexual contestants in the male category what so ever.
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Funny story: Another Lohan Destined for Destruction

Another Lohan Destined for Destruction

In entertainment news, the Lohan family is now going to be doing a reality show. This show is going to be based on Dina's mismanagement of Ali's career. Young Ali is wanting to follow in her big sisters footsteps, or perhaps Mrs. Lohan wants...
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Funny story: Conclusive Proof: Sex Kills

Conclusive Proof: Sex Kills

There have been approximately 230 sex-related deaths in the country within the past 6 months according to British Police.
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Funny story: Gay Britain To Be Totally Gay By 2038

Gay Britain To Be Totally Gay By 2038

A report in this week's Gay News newspaper says that, according to new figures, Great Britain is expected to be 'totally gay' by the year 2038.
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Funny story: Purrell Unvails Hand Epidermal Incinerator

Purrell Unvails Hand Epidermal Incinerator

The Purrell company today introduced the latest weapon in their war against hand bacteria.
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Funny story: Personal Injury Lawyers Beat DUI Attorneys in Deadly Basketball Match

Personal Injury Lawyers Beat DUI Attorneys in Deadly Basketball Match

In a grim contest, a local team of personal injury attorneys defeated their DUI lawyer counterparts today on a different court - the basketball court. It was supposed to be a charity event. Each lawyer put up $1000 and sponsors contributed more, with...
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Funny story: The Meaning of Life: The Disturbing Truth

The Meaning of Life: The Disturbing Truth

German philosopher and physicist Hans Dirti has recently produced what may be the most frightening yet accurate theory on why the universe exists, and how.
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Funny story: George's Bush

George's Bush

In a startling revelation from the president of the United States of America George W Bush, it was announced today that Hilary Clinton has already lost the race to become America's first woman president. Last week, President Bush had a sex change...
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Funny story: Murkowski stooge in fraud plea bargain

Murkowski stooge in fraud plea bargain

Anchorage, Alaska - (Rioters): Former Alaskan Governor Frank Murkowski's one-time chief of staff Jim Clark has pleaded guilty to one charge of whoring for VECO in the continuing Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club probe.
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Funny story: Fur begins to fly as Elaine Marshall blocks Anna Nicole daughter's inheritance

Fur begins to fly as Elaine Marshall blocks Anna Nicole daughter's inheritance

California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Feisty litigant Elaine Marshall, former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, has vowed to make sure eighteen month-old little Dannielynn Marshall Birkhead neve...
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Funny story: Prince Charles' drug dealing running rampant warns UN

Prince Charles' drug dealing running rampant warns UN

Caribbean - (Shambolic Mess): International drug barons like Prince Charles are operating with rampant impunity the UN warned today amid reports the Puppet Monarchy's heir-of-the-dog-apparent is to rendezvous with the first of five Russian-built...
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Funny story: American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!

American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!

In an incident that will take the stripping world and the musical world by storm, E! News has recently revealed* that American Idol music contestant (ex music contestant a day after this article is published)
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Funny story: Referendum To Decide On Referendum About Referendum Organised For Wednesday

Referendum To Decide On Referendum About Referendum Organised For Wednesday

Ministers are to meet in the House of Commons on Wednesday to try to decide whether or not they should hold a UK-wide referendum to decide whether or not they should hold a UK-wide referendum on the troublesome...
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Funny story: Shock Discovery: Epileptics Have Seizures

Shock Discovery: Epileptics Have Seizures

Doctor Bud Light, of West Suffolk Hospital, Bury St Edmunds, has made what is already being hailed as the medical discovery of the century.
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Funny story: Judeo-Christianity forged on Moses' bad acid trip

Judeo-Christianity forged on Moses' bad acid trip

Jerusalem - (Narcotic Mess): The Israeli/Palestinian conflict hit rock bottom today with the publication of damning new evidence by an eminent Israeli Professor of Forensic Bibliomancy who says it is rooted in delusional Judeo-Christian traditions fo...
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Funny story: The Jungle Book revealed to be based on a true story of prostitution and bestality

The Jungle Book revealed to be based on a true story of prostitution and bestality

It has been revealed today that the popular Disney movie The Jungle Book is actually a true story of prostitution and bestiality.
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Funny story: Rioting Begins as Putin's Puppet, Medvedev, Fails to Deliver the Booze, Food, and Sex Goodies

Rioting Begins as Putin's Puppet, Medvedev, Fails to Deliver the Booze, Food, and Sex Goodies

Backed by outgoing President Vladimir Putin, a once-KGB kick-ass spy, the newly-elected President of Russia has infuriated many Russkies, some still Commies. The ex law school professor and first crony to Vlad, Dmitry Medvedev, became President of R...
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Funny story: Sen. Mike Gravel Wins Texas Primary

Sen. Mike Gravel Wins Texas Primary

The long shot Democratic presidential candidate Senator Mike Gravel won the Texas primaries according to exit polls downloaded from electronic voting machines. Senator Gravel snatched the state from the two Democratic front-runners, Senators Hillary...
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Funny story: Ralph Nader Courts Dead Voters

Ralph Nader Courts Dead Voters

Ralph Nader, a former presidential candidate, is throwing his head back into the ring; even when the vast majority of Democrats want his head under a guillotine. Even Ralph Nader's most vigilant supporters in 2000, such as Michael Moore and Bill...
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Funny story: Obama aid clears up NAFTA story after Ohio primary loss

Obama aid clears up NAFTA story after Ohio primary loss

After oft-pledging to stop "shipping jobs overseas" through the North American Free Trade Agreement, a senior Obama aid has clarified the candidate's confusing position.
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Funny story: Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

Comedienne and entertainer Sarah Silverman is reportedly seeing actor Matt Damon. The couple first went public about the relationship on the Jimmy Kimmel show with a video clip that has become wildly popular on YouTube and other web video sites.
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Funny story: McCain Uses Know Nothing Support to Win Over Nobody!

McCain Uses Know Nothing Support to Win Over Nobody!

With all credible Republican candidates for the Republican Presidential Candidacy long gone from the race, John McCain announced his undisputed victory over nobody!...
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Funny story: Same Sex Education, First Step in Same Sex Everything Else!

Same Sex Education, First Step in Same Sex Everything Else!

GLTBQRST Advocates are welcoming the new fad of Same Sex Education. When the NY Times Sunday magazine celebrates the successes of same gender education experiments, people sit up and listen.
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Funny story: NYC Homeless Population Plummets!

NYC Homeless Population Plummets!

Mayor Billionaire Bloomberg boasted this week that there are less homeless people in NY this year.
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Funny story: US Ally, Colombia Finds Evidence of WMD's

US Ally, Colombia Finds Evidence of WMD's

US ally, Colombia, in defense of its recent attack upon Ecuador, has claimed the presence of ingredients for a "dirty bomb" among FARC insurgents in Ecuador.
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Funny story: Mainstream Media Asks for Ron Paul 'Do-Over'

Mainstream Media Asks for Ron Paul 'Do-Over'

Faced with the near-certain prospect of a presidency ruled by either Allah, menstrual cycles, or a hatred of youth, the Main Stream Media today apologized for its concerted efforts to destroy Ron Paul's candidacy saying 'in retrospect he'...
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Funny story: Vermont Teddy Bear Company releases Obama's "I Kick Ass, Again!" Bear, while Hillary's "I'm Still Here?" Bear is canceled

Vermont Teddy Bear Company releases Obama's "I Kick Ass, Again!" Bear, while Hillary's "I'm Still Here?" Bear is canceled

Running Springs, Vermont - With the polls closed in Vermont and the voting results tabulated, Barack Obama has been declared the winner over Hillary Clinton in the primary for democratic presidential nominee delegates.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Confusing News Conference

Paris Hilton Gives Confusing News Conference

(Hollywood CA) Paris Hilton recently called a press conference in an attempt to mend her reputation as a nutball. Only writers from TheSpoof.com were silly enough to attend. Ms. Hilton led off with a brief statement:...
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Funny story: Rumor: Teams USA and Mexico near Major Trade involving Tilde and Exclamation Point

Rumor: Teams USA and Mexico near Major Trade involving Tilde and Exclamation Point

ESPN has reported that Teams USA and Mexico are close to a deal that would send the exclamation point and the letter "K" to Mexico in exchange for Team USA's exclusive rights to the tilde.
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Funny story: Keegan to undergo crucifixion at Newcastle ground

Keegan to undergo crucifixion at Newcastle ground

After his dismal series of results as manager, Newcastle United directors are set to nail Kevin Keegan to the goal at the Gallowgate end of St James Park in the hope this will resurrect their season.
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