Funny story: Penis Erectus

Penis Erectus

Harry, Ron, Sophie and Jenny are in the Hogwarts grounds discussing contraceptive devices. Jenny likes the 'Weasley wizarding preggers pill' where as Ron prefers the penis top hat.
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Funny story: John McCain Gets Dick

John McCain Gets Dick

Stunning the electorate and sending a defiant message, Senator John McCain announced today that he has selected current Vice President Dick Cheney to be his running mate. The move sets Cheney up to be the only Vice President to serve under consecutiv...
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Funny story: Bikinis for men

Bikinis for men

Famous fashion designer Ralph Lauren (68) thinks he has stumbled upon on a tremendous idea that will take the fashion world by storm. His is going to design special bikinis for men, the bikinis will be nicknamed the man-kini and Ralph is hoping men w...
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Funny story: Opus Dei spring rite mistaken for Formula One CEO's Nazi-style orgy

Opus Dei spring rite mistaken for Formula One CEO's Nazi-style orgy

London - (Bare Ass Mess): Police raided a smart Chelsea condominium this weekend after a tip-off about a depraved Nazi-style s&m orgy at the home of Formula One chief Max Mosley, son of World War II fascist leader Oswald Mosley.
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Funny story: Hucking Goats Lead to Underground Cannabis Factory

Hucking Goats Lead to Underground Cannabis Factory

Police have discovered that the town known as "Hucking" which lies on Cuckold Hill between Ansty and Hickstead is totally fictitious. The mocked up town which covers an area of 400 metres square is actually just a few feet of earth and card...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus is impossible - official

Miley Cyrus is impossible - official

It's official - Miley Cyrus is completely impossible. That's not the view of some disgruntled teacher, or unimpressed director. Nor is it a parental outburst from father Billy Ray. This is the result of three years' research from none oth...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club's Pluto in Capricorn standstill warning

Hellfire Club's Pluto in Capricorn standstill warning

London - (Cosmic Mess): Pluto's stationary motion in the heavens on April 1st will be the ultimate cosmic last laugh that wreaks havoc on the undead in No 10 Drowning Street.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe to Make Own Brand Of Deodorant

Daniel Radcliffe to Make Own Brand Of Deodorant

After Rupert Grint announced that he was writing a besterseller and Emma Watson said that she would be opening her own chain of night clubs, it seems that boy wizard Daniel Radcliffe decided that he would to do something to make himself a bit of extr...
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Funny story: Prison Break Series 4 details emerge

Prison Break Series 4 details emerge

An associate producer for the hit TV series Prison Break has revealed some of the plot details for the latest series which is currently in production.
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Funny story: Duffy agrees to pose nude

Duffy agrees to pose nude

After weeks of relentless pressure, Duffy has agreed to pose nude for a magazine for an undisclosed fee. The details of the magazine or the photos have yet to be released, but Duffy made the announcement at a press conference yesterday.
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Funny story: British Airways Launches New eBA Web Site

British Airways Launches New eBA Web Site

In an attempt to keep a stiff upper lip and make light (oops… the best) of a bad situation the management of British Airways has decided to embark on a new business venture. It's called eBA, an online site modeled after eBay to sell the volumes o...
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Funny story: Royal party cancelled after Bush hedge fund bombs

Royal party cancelled after Bush hedge fund bombs

London - (Recession Mess): A glittering diamond wedding anniversary celebration for the Puppet Monarch has been cancelled suddenly after the hosts went bust in a massive Bush hedge fund bomb.
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Funny story: Stone Announces New Film About Bush - "Clueless"

Stone Announces New Film About Bush - "Clueless"

Controversial director Oliver Stone has announced today that he is making a film about US President George W Bush. The film will depict how a man with an IQ equivalent to a small mollusc managed to get his finger on the big red button.
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Funny story: The Universally Ignored Declaration of Human Rights

The Universally Ignored Declaration of Human Rights

I remember being a 14 year old schoolboy and getting a visit by the local Amnesty International group during a Maths class. At the time I thought it was a welcome relief from trigonometry but after the fifth picture of someone being tortured it wasn't relief that I felt but an unshaken feeling that the world is truly one large cesspit. My c...
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Funny story: Roger Federer to be known as Fedz after Beckham gives him image advice

Roger Federer to be known as Fedz after Beckham gives him image advice

In a presss conference today Roger Federer, tennis number one, has admitted asking David Beckham for advice over his image following the current debate about whether t...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Leona Lewis reveal passionate affair

Brad Pitt and Leona Lewis reveal passionate affair

Brad Pitt and Leona Lewis have made a press announcement confirming that which many people have suspected for some time, that they are in the middle of a passionate affair.
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Funny story: US Teens Drink a Hundred Bottles of Root Beer and Cops are Off the Wall

US Teens Drink a Hundred Bottles of Root Beer and Cops are Off the Wall

In a powerful answer to the binge drinking of UK parents and their children, Wausau, Wisconsin teens held a Root Beer Kegger. When neighbors saw flocks of teens with red plastic cups making lots of noise and partying they called the cops.
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Funny story: Sadr City to Develop NYC Roosevelt Island

Sadr City to Develop NYC Roosevelt Island

With the US real estate market in the crapper, Iraqi Shiite Cleric Muqtada al-Sadr has taken an incredible gamble by bidding on some prime Manhattan properties. The anti-American imam is proposing to build an American version of his Muslim enclave in...
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Funny story: U of Kentucky Will Prevent Violence Through Persecution of Strange Students

U of Kentucky Will Prevent Violence Through Persecution of Strange Students

Preventing school shootings has a new scientific solution being tried out at the University of Kentucky. Strange and disturbing behavior is what the new center's panel is on the look out for.
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Funny story: Iraq War Watchers Count 4,000 'Defining Moments' in Same Week as 4,000th US Body Bag

Iraq War Watchers Count 4,000 'Defining Moments' in Same Week as 4,000th US Body Bag

Iraq war watchers believe that the Bush administration has announced 4,000 times in the four year war that they have reached a defining moment, a turning point or a crucial development. The coincidence that this landmark should occur in the same week...
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Funny story: Experts say former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer "ripped off" by prostitute Ashley Dupre

Experts say former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer "ripped off" by prostitute Ashley Dupre

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer apparently grossly overpaid for prostitution Services provided by Ashley Alexandre Dupre, according to the 2007 New York Prostitution Index.
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